Have a good day and week everyone. Here’s the Peanut nut.
I am feeling a little unwell. I think I shall go to the bed place and dream away. I may postpone my goat adventures for the day. depending on how I feel later. It’s still only 4:30am in Denmarkilvania, so there’s still time to feel better and head out. I might just be tired. Don’t be alarmed if I go silent for a day, though. I feel like I may zonk out bigly.
PS the toilet is working, repeat the toilet is working. We have achieved flush.

3/9 2018
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Good goat times today. Yes, I managed to get out and goat instead of going to bed and sleeping for 24 hours straight. I think I made the right choice.
Comfortably warm and cloudy. Out to one of the green nooks for the goats to have their greens. It’s September, so summer is over in Denmark. Let’s hope the greens last as long as possible. I mean. Before the goats eat them.
Still not feeling too well, despite the good goating. So I had to leave a little earlier than usual. And for some reason no one had arrived to let the horses and other animals out. I don’t feel comfortable leaving the goats out in the pen when I’m not sure there’s someone around to supervise, so I had to put them back in the stable before I left. They weren’t happy about that. Especially Milo. He has sort of taken over Mia’s role as hysterical bleater. She can still bleat hysterically, but I think she feels she can dial it down since Milo goes full bleat. He’s an opinionated little guy. And he thinks it’s very unfair if things don’t go his way. Like, if I don’t give him treats he’ll just steal the whole bag. He managed that today too. It was hard closing the door on them with those sad, sad bleats. Hope someone got there to let them out again quickly. I think I’ll watch a little Castle Rock and then it’s definitely time to zonk it good. Zzz.
Oh yeah, thanks for the concerns. I’m sure I’m just tired. Need to dream it all away.
3/9 2018
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The green nook.
That sounds kinda like a racial slur against martians.
I think I need to flush my brain, let’s hope it’s not broken.

3/9 2018
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Alright, it’s zonks time. I’m going to to bed before I pass out like a flyer at a ..thing where flyers get passed out. Did you put something in my drunk?!
Don’t wait up. This could be a long one, as the giraffe said to the pickled jar of …pickles?’
3/9 2018
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Today will be a good day. Happy Yogi Day everyone.

4/9 2018
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I was nominated to post 10 movies that matter to me, I think. But since I never do tags, here’s a goat.
How am I feeling? Better, I think. But still a little off. Not sure if coming down with something or just being big baby. Paging dr Pizza.

4/9 2018
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I don’t care what side you’re on. If you’re for or against the tax bill, for or against the judge. Giving out thousands of pages of information shortly before a vote with no chance of people reading them is not okay. You can’t run a country like that, you can’t forking run a World of Warcraft guild like that. I assume. I’m not a nerd.
Anyway. I still have to chuckle at that Fox Business News anchor saying there’s something rotten in Denmark. Girl, you barely have a functioning democracy, your leader is a sack of shit in a shirt with pants on fire. Go ahead, elect a guy for a lifetime position without everyone having the facts. What could possibly go wrong.
Meanwhile kids can’t go to gaming competitions without being shot and girls can’t go to funerals without getting felt up on air. Build a wall around yo self, you’re drunk.
4/9 2018
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“Per Bob Woodward, Dowd did a practice session with Trump to prepare him for a Mueller interview, peppering him with questions about the Russia investigation and “provoking stumbles, contradictions and lies until the president eventually lost his cool.”
If we can’t have the pee tape, is there at least video of this?!
4/9 2018
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Alright, enough human stuff. Here’s some goats. Wait, I think humans snuck into this one too..

4/9 2018
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Happy hump day everyone.

4/9 2018
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*Jaws theme*

4/9 2018
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Hey, this is new. What is it? Is there food in it?

4/9 2018
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Look, I climbed a thing!

4/9 2018
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Frankly, I’ve seen more competency and leadership ability in a Police Academy movie.
4/9 2018
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Hey, wanna play goatsball? Or hoof some hoops?
link: Goats on the field
4/9 2018
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goatlog

4/9 2018
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If the Castle is a rocking, don’t come a knocking.
4/9 2018
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all of this

5/9 2018
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This world could have been good, but you threw it away. I hope the delicious sin was worth it when we burn in the fire everlasting. Hope your raincoat is fireproof, sunshine. #Stillaratinacage stellar rats in cages shooting stars and hurricanes a chemical warfare reaction red sea of sorrow and despair parted combed over glossed over over over over and last one out turn off the lighst
5/9 2018
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Why you gotta stare?

5/9 2018
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Well, I shall retire to my private space, the dreams that I carry. In a bag over my shoulder strolling down the shire road.
Anyway. Feeling better, but something’s off. Can’t tell if it’s emotional or physical. Something in my head or something in my body. Who knows. Maybe, and this is a radical thought so hold your horses and tighten your collars, the head bone’s connected to the body bone. Bone clocks tick tock. Dementia, heart attack, cancer, car crash, suicide, insulin shock, fall from a great height, mass shooting, satellite falling, nuclear war, implausable yet unavoidable circumstance, ritual sacrifice, lion attack. Tick tock the wheel goes round and round. You never know where it stops and when your time is up. Hear today, deaf tomorrow.
Pretty sure I’ll make it to tomorrow at least. But I can’t promise I’ll make it out of bed. W’ll see how the feels feel.
Hey, thank you all for being instruments in my symphony. As I am in yours, if you’re reading this. Just imagine me in a tutu playing the tuba.Then it wasn’t all for nothing and all for one. See you on the other side, brother. Don’t worry, everything will proceed cyclically. The end is the beginning is the end. The chrome reflects us. You’re either the sheriff driving off with a monster in your trunk or you’re the monster driving off with a kid in your trunk. It’s all fictional, no squealing remember that it’s all in your head.
To be continued. Sequels, prequels, reboots, remakes. The franchise is just getting started.
5/9 2018
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Today will be a good day and everyone is completely sane. Have a Fuzzy Friday everyone. Wait, it’s Thursday. Probably. What year, month and date is this?

6/9 2018
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I slept for about 22 hours. Totally normal, right? Cool. I feel okay physically, but the sense of this not being my world is there. Maybe I’m unstuck in time. Or maybe humans are just the worst and I don’t want to be one? I’ll be goat.
Thank you all for being good humans. Sometimes it’s hard to keep in mind that there are good humans. A reason to be in this world.
I really need to get in better shape, but I’m allowing myself pizza today. I’ll allow it.
6/9 2018
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No offense if you’re a human. You are what you are. Goats are just better company when you’re tuned into the things that matter, like love and food, and more food.

6/9 2018
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A song for the boy that no one could love

6/9 2018
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If I loved you then I love you
7/9 2018
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the light and the dark, the night and the day. i wonder if the universe expands and contracts like breathing lungs.maybe we are cancer in the lung, maybe we are the cure. does the cancer know that it kills, does the cure know that it heals? do we know what we’re doing?
7/9 2018
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Today will be a good day. Here are the Ping Pong twins from 2016.

7/9 2018
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I kinda want to do a Nike commercial parody with one of the goats. Just Eat It All or something. But then I’d have to research the font and then I realise I don’t want to post anything political on Mia’s page and even though it would just be a joke it still might offend someone because Nike uses sweatshops or Nike picked the wrong Sportsguy or whatever. Humans are dumb. And I’m lazy.
7/9 2018
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Look, there’s no shame in not being able to pronounce ‘anonymous’. It’s all the corruption, dishonesty and bigotry that’s shameful.
7/9 2018
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Rain and Thunder outside. I’m going to cue up The Sinner, Mr Mercedes and the last episodes of Castle Rock. Maybe I should turn off the lights and light up some candles. Blind people putting lit candles all over their apartment is a great idea, right?
Hmm, maybe I should rewatch Bates Motel too. Twas a dark and stormful night…
7/9 2018
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Obama vs Trump is like Darth Vader vs …what was Rick Moranis’ character in Spaceballs called again?
And remember, Anakin was redeemed in the end so the metaphor totally hold up don’t at me
7/9 2018
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Meanwhile, in Goat Town.

7/9 2018
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Don’t leave

8/9 2018
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Bob from 2012.

8/9 2018
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Grandma vs Gravity, the neverending battle

8/9 2018
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Finally caught up completely with Castle Rock. Funny, several times lately I’ve been saying how I feel like this isn’t my world. Well, now I have a theory…
at least I haven’t been locked up in a basement for 27 years. Unless you count my head.
8/9 2018
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All of this

8/9 2018
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The constant

8/9 2018
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.

9/9 2018
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goatlog

9/9 2018
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Hey, this is a very exclusive party. I don’t see your name on the list? Can I see your invitation? Please don’t make a scene, I know what you humans are like.

9/9 2018
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Sorry. I shouldn’t be allowed on the internet.

9/9 2018
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Got 99 problems but my luftballons ain’t one.
9/9 2018
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Stick with goat photography they said

9/9 2018
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I’m not sure, but I have a hunch someone dropped something delicious under the picnic table…

9/9 2018
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That’s all for this week.

Today will be a good day. Have a Mads Monday.

27/8 2018
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Good goat times today. A rainy day. I knew the goats would not like going out in that weather, so I decided to be sneaky. Instead of serving their breakfast inside I loaded up a bucket of teed and let them out, hoping they’d follow me out. And they did, despite the rain. That bucket full of food is like carrot in front of a horse. Or a carrot in front of a goat. So we went out in the rain and around the corner and into the goat pen and into the safety of the goat house. And there I served them their breakfast. And once they had viciously devoured it all, we sat around and relaxed and listened to the rain. I do love rainy days, especially when it’s not too cold. I’m lucky to have such cuddly goaties. Perfect company on a rainy day.
We did manage to get a little time in the green. I went to put the bucket back inside and the goats followed me out the gate, despite it still raining a little. I guess they were hungry enough to brave the wetness. For about 20 minutes or so, then they’d had enough and we headed back to the goat house. Now where did I put my blow dryer?
27/8 2018
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Is wet. Why is wet?

27/8 2018
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Breakfast in the goat house

27/8 2018
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Breakfast in the goat house, part 2. We’re gonna need a bigger bucket.

27/8 2018
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I ate too much today, a poem by Lasse Linno Henriksen.
27/8 2018
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…and then it rained right on me, and it was really scary and I think I need a treat to make it all better

27/8 2018
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Goat company on a rainy day

27/8 2018
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Today will be a good day. Happy Tongue Out Yogi Day.

28/8 2018
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I never do these, but since it was Jessica…
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1.Favorite smell? Wet goat
2.Last time you cried? A few days ago. You knwo what you did, Felicia Day.
3.What’s your favorite pizza? Pizza.
4.What’s your favorite animal? Squirrel. I mean, goat.
5.Did you go to preschool? Not sure what that would be in Danish terms, but I don’t think we have optional years before schools words.
6.Untie your shoes when taking them off? Yes.
7.Roller coasters? Not a chance.
8.Favorite ice cream? Budget noname Føtex licorice
9.Shorts or jeans? I wear my winter pants all year round because pockets, so many pockets.
10.What are you listening to? The hum of the space heater
11.Favorite TV show? If I had to pick one, still Lost.
12.Hair color? Bald
13.Color of eyes? Dead
14.Favorite thing to drink? Pepsi Max
15.Favorite holiday? Don’t really have one, but i like Thanksgiving as a chance to be mindful of thanks, giving
16.Night owl or morning person? Allnighter
17.Favorite day of the week? Days with goats.
18.Do you have a nickname? Hey Fatty
19.Favorite season? Used to be winter, now is summer.
20.Favorite place to get away? The goat bubble
21.Missing someone? Too many goats
22.What would you do if you won the lotto? Goat sanctuary, and a clone of Kristen Bell. The clone would then head off with Dax while the real Kristen came and staid with me and the goats in the sanctuary.
25.Would you go back to high school if you could? Not if I were the same.
26.Ocean or lake? Tatooine
28/8 2018
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goatlog

28/8 2018
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Dat wet goat smell tho

28/8 2018
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What is louder, the sound of rain or the sound of goat berries?
link: rainy video
28/8 2018
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Milo won the Mr Wet Beard contest

29/8 2018
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Now I know how regular humans feel when some celebrity likes their tweet on the twitter. I love Esther. I was scared about her surgery. So far it’s looking well. i’ve said it before, I wish all animals got that level of care.

29/8 2018
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Like a fish on a fish hook
29/8 2018
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Today will be a good day. Happy hump day everyone.

29/8 2018
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Try a little love

29/8 2018
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Good goat times today. Another rainy day, so most of it was spent in the goat house. With the goats. Listening ot the rain. Not too shabby. Both kids got some good time in my lap. Sky snoring and letting off a big yawn. I wish I’d been filming because it was pretty darn cute. I can’t remember a goat kid yawning while sitting in my lap before. We got a quick trip out in the greens when the rain died down for a while. But then quick, back to the goat house before we melt! Tomorrow is the last day of summer in Denmark. It’s been a super hot and dry one. I hope fall won’t be too cold. I was out earlier than normal today so I got a little flashback to walking in the cold and dark mornings. Not looking forward to that. Here’s to global warming, everyone do your part to wreck the planet to keep me warm please!
The reason I was out early was because I was in a rush to get to the goats and check on Mio. I was a little worried about her. Yesterday while editing video from the last goat trip I noticed something wrong with her ear. I thought. I wasn’t sure. My first thought was that she’d gotten tomato seeds on her ear. But then I saw that the rest of her ear down was a lot darker than usual. And I thought it might be blood. Anyway, long story short I found nothing wrong with her ear today. So that was a relief. You know how hard it is not to worry when you get something in your head.
30/8 2018
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Is still wet. Why is still wet?< ">29/8 2018

30/8 2018
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Fact-checkers of the world unite and take over
30/8 2018
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Mia and Sky watching the rain go by. They stood like this for quite a long time, while Milo sat in my lap and grandma stood behind us, chewing her cud

30/8 2018
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flower chase the sunshine

30/8 2018
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Grandma’s alreet.
PS. My head has an ache. I wonder if getting Mio to headbutt me would cure it? Otherwise it may have to come off.

30/8 2018
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Herman from 2014.

31/8 2018
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goatlog

31/8 2018
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I made a little mistake while restocking the pasta supply the other day. Instead of getting the wheel pasta I got .. this. Not even sure what it’s called. The goats like crunching them well enough, but I think the wheelies are better and more fun.

31/8 2018
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I know it looks pretty, but don’t be fooled. This is a meat-eating flower. I have to count the goats every time we’ve walked past it.

31/8 2018
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Is wet but I eats yam yam

31/8 2018
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I am having some Facebox problems. It wants me to complete a security check, but gives me an error instead of a check.
Maybe it has fixed itself now?
Fingers crossed. If I go radio silent then it’s probably because Facebox is blocking me. Or because radio is dead man, we’re all doing podcasts now.
1/9 2018
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Medium from 2013.

1/9 2018
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Well, I don’t know about you but I definitely don’t see Sky anywhere

1/9 2018
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Make America Great Again, by killing the bears!
“The grizzly bear was protected under the US Endangered Species Act in 1975, when just 800 to 1,000 bears were thought to be left in the lower 48 states. Only 136 were thought to be in the Yellowstone area.
However, in 2017, the US Fish and Wildlife Service removed the Yellowstone grizzly bears from the endangered species list ”
Must be one of those liberal snowflake Obama judges that granted the restraining order. Probably a sicky furrry bearloving pacifist MAGAW MAGAW.
Burn it all down, maximise the profits, salt the earth and poison the sea. It’s getting hot in here, so let all the polar bears drown because there’s no ice left
link: bear article
1/9 2018
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Hey, got any more of those pasta bows?

1/9 2018
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Please do not attempt to summon Cthulhu without first filing the proper paperwork and receiving a signed and notarized permit from the main office. Unauthorized summonings are punishable by a nominal fine and a temporary ban from summoning all evil.
1/9 2018
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I love these kids

1/9 2018
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If you think being a scruffy looking goat herder is easy work then clearly you …I… what was I saying? Too soft, can’t think. Eyes… falling…

1/9 2018
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.

2/9 2018
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Something wrong with my toilet. It’s not getting enough water to flush properly. It’s like it’s refilling very slowly. This means I have to call someone to come look at it which is making me depressed because it means I’ll have to deal with humans. Nothing like having to deal with humans to get me gloomy. I guess I’ll have to stay home and wait for them too or something I don’t know can I just go back to bed?
2/9 2018
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O hai, Shadow

2/9 2018
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Toilet fixed. I assume. I’m too scared to try it in case it’s broke again. Maybe if I never eat anything again I won’t have to use the bathroom.
Oh wait, pizza. Pizza ruins all my plans.
2/9 2018
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As a true mountain goat, you have to climb everything in sight. Even if you’re only 2 inches off the ground, you’re still off the ground.

2/9 2018
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In order to prove that you are not illegally copying my Facebook statuses, please enter word 23 from paragraph 2 from the third post on the last February 29th to continue.
2/9 2018
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Howdy. Are you happy with your long distance goat company? We can offer exceptional rates and bonus goat berries if you shift to GrandmaCo. Inquire within for further details and to set up a home invasion meeting.

2/9 2018
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KEEP IT DOWN! Some of us are trying to sweep in here!

2/9 2018
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All in the goat house

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That’s all for this week.