I know the hurricane is awful, but there are many sides to this issue. Many sides.
etc
28/8 2017
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Today will be a good day. Positive thoughts for those in need, healing thoughts for those who hurt, shielding thoughts for those in danger. Love for neighbours near and far.
28/8 2017
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Good goat times today. Twas a beautiful morning with sunshine and puffy clouds. Cool temperatures, but it got warmer as the day got on. Enjoying the last few summer days here in Denmark.
I was at the goats early so I got to feed them breakfast (A38 was good and ate all her goat pills, with some added raisins) and let them out. Spending time with them just takes away all the doom and gloom that gathers up in the corners of the mind when you’re not looking. And the heart bursts with joy when Mia looks up in my eyes as I scratch her chin. All 3 goat ladies are so wonderful in their own ways. I miss having baby goats jumping around, but I’m really happy with this triumvirate of glorious beings.
Okay, I’ll dial it down a notch.
I saw a new cat today. At least I think it was a cat. You may laugh but for a moment I actually thought it was a fox. Haha. Nah, I’m pretty sure it was a cat. But with some unusual and pretty colours. We’ll have a look at some pictures soon.
At the end of the day all 3 goaties were sitting down quite close together. Maybe the cloesest I’ve seen while I’m on the premises. Okay, A38 was sitting up against the gate so she had a little protection there. But they were so close that I sat down with them and I could reach a hand out to one side and pet Mia and a hand out to the other side and pet A38. Perfect unity.
But hey aliens, you need to upgrade your cat models. What the fox?
28/8 2017
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Yeah, that’s a cat. Not a fox. Or a tiger. Right? But isn’t it pretty, though?

28/8 2017
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Goosebumps! Twin Peaks! I didn’t think [redacted] would affect me as much as it did. And the other thing. But that was all kinds of amazing. Only one week to go now. I don’t want it to end. I want the dreamer to keep dreaming.
28/8 2017
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Heading to bed early tonight. The ebb and flow of my sleep schedule. The moon pulls, the sun pushes. Catching stars with a butterfly net. I am still all huffed up on Twin Peaks. I wonder if it’ll sneak into my dreams.
100%
28/8 2017
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Today will be a good day. Find the way, it’s there somewhere.
29/8 2017
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Where’s Y… oh come on, Yogi! You’re not even trying, you’re just sitting out in the open in the middle of everything! You’re lucky you’re so cute. I guess we’ll play again another day.

29/8 2017
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There are drums and bagpipes and something that sounds like Arabian nights flutes and people cheering outside. If this is the end of the world it sounds a lot more fun than I’d expected.
29/8 2017
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Here’s another picture from yesterday of Foxy Mulderson, the tigercat. I think she’s so pretty. I don’t know if it’s a boy or a girl, but all other animals around here are girls so I’ll just go with that. She’s hanging out with A38’s pet rock here. I wonder if she’s a wild cat or a pet. She was watching me and the goats for a while. And sat still while I approached. But when I got to about a human’s length away she ran off. Took position again a little farther away and kept watching us. I tried to get close to her or get her to come to me, but she kept a safe distance until eventually she ran off into some bushes. I hope she’ll come back some time.

29/8 2017
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Loved this song.

29/8 2017
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Your material possessions don’t love you back.
29/8 2017
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My world is still swaying. Like a baby safe in the arms of its mother, rocking it back and forth singing a lullaby. I don’t even need to stir my hot cocoa. You know, the imaginary kind used to enhance the imagery of madeup metaphors?
29/8 2017
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Today will be a good day. Happy hump day, guys.

30/8 2017
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Let’s have some more Foxy Mulderson to cleanse the palate.

30/8 2017
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Mia and Mio in their field of excellence. You can really tell the horses are back. The grass in the pasture is eaten and trodden down. Doesn’t help we’ve had some wet days. It’s been harder getting Mia to run along with me. The field isn’t so great for frolicking right now. Two days of summer left.

30/8 2017
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“Who I was I will never be again”. That is such a joyful and sad line. There are things I were that I’d never ever want to be again. And there are things I were that I’d give anything to have back. “Who I could have been, I will never have the chance”. Is there another us somewhere out there with better lives?
30/8 2017
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Me, after I finish a pizza.
(Sorry, Mio)

30/8 2017
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My treatbag brings all the goats to the yard.
30/8 2017
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Here’s some video of Foxy Mulderson, the evolution of the cat. Foxy is really good at giving a very sceptical, disapproving look.
link: Foxy Mulderson video
30/8 2017
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No sleep till I fall asleep. Which is very soon. I am yrev, very tired. Goodnight.
30/8 2017
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Today will be a good day.
31/8 2017
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Slightly more flattering angle for Mio.

31/8 2017
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A bad thought got in my head and now I can’t get it out, it’s rattling around in there. Like when you have to take a knife to the piggy bank to coax out a dime.
31/8 2017
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Another shot of Foxy Mulderson. I’m a little smitten with this kitten.

31/8 2017
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We don’t want Mousy to get jealous of all the attention bestowed upon Foxy Mulderson, so here is a picture of her too. Bad lighting, but Mousy’s cute too. And I’m just trying to bombard my brain with positive waves, like the ocean washing away curse words written in the sandy shore. Thanks all for waving.

31/8 2017
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Today will be a good day. You can do it.
1/9 2017
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Good goat times today. I almost didn’t make it out. Because bad thoughts were rattling in my head. Rotten candy in the pinata. But I’m glad I got out, because as always spending time with the goaties makes me feel so much better. I brought cherry tomatoes for the first time. They were a big hit. Not as fun to watch them eat cherry tomatoes as the big tomatoes. But they’re perfectly sized for lil A38. The horses wanted in on it too, but I don’t think they’re supposed to have tomatose so I had to disappoint them. Nice and sunny out. I can feel the weather is getting colder. But after a few hours in the sun it starts feeling nice.
1/9 2017
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I found the perfect place to hide

1/9 2017
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Hey look. It’s September. Who would’ve thought we’d make it this far?
1/9 2017
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t’s been a looong December and
Lemon, it’s September.
1/9 2017
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Now that summer is over I can finally let this bikini body go. Bring in the pies!
1/9 2017
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Tonight’s Friday Latenight Lasse Madness show has been cancelled. Please talk to your imaginery friend about a refund, use the coupon code T-U-L-P-A. Heading to bed early tonight. Insanity ensues tomorrow, with any luck. Now awaaaay I gooo!
1/9 2017
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Today will be a good day. All systems are go. Let’s do this thing.
2/9 2017
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Exercise time. Call for help.
2/9 2017
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Three of my favourite things are….

2/9 2017
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Some good family news. My brother Peter has been approved for a kidney transplant. And my dad is very close to being approved as a donor. So if all goes well that could happen in the next couple of months. Please cross your fingers for that. I mean, you don’t have to walk around with your fingers crossed for months. Although that WOULD be a good way to show you love me. No pressure.
2/9 2017
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One and the same

2/9 2017
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Thanks all for the positive thoughts on my family update. We appreciate it. Like uncle Lance always says “We Henriksens are a heck of a bunch of people with the same name”.
<3!
I hope the goat smiles and silliness gives you something back. I know it’s not much, but I apprciate you all.
3/9 2017
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday, guys.

3/9 2017
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goatlog

3/9 2017
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Amazing colours. Hi-def. Premium goat content. A+++ would smile again.

3/9 2017
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Double stuffed hereos.
3/9 2017
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You know how in video games you can skip the cutscenes when the characters talk? Wouldn’t it be nice if you could do that in real life when people talked to you? *skip*
3/9 2017
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Well, I’m off to bed early. Because I’m tired and because I can’t wait for the Twin Peaks finale. Better dream the wait away.
:-) ALL
3/9 2017
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End of Facebook, go go goat photos.

That’s all for this week, see you in the next one.

Today will be a good day. Seize the week. Carp all those diems.
21/8 2017
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Brb, preparing for the big solar powered soapbox car race.
21/8 2017
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Good goat times today. A pretty cold morning. This is the last full week of summer in Denmark. It’s been the coldest summer I can remember. So all you global warming hoaxers can just sail on an iceberg to the North Pole and stay there. If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a thousand times. RICK PERRY WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG.
Anyway. It wasn’t too bad, especially when the sun started coming out of the clouds. I was a little disappointed that it was just the regular, old golden sun. I was promised a black hole sun. Science fails again. If I’ve said….
Anyway. Lovely time with the goats. They are such a wonderful trio of great companions. Mia with her slightly hysterical, demanding smooching love. Mio with her slow steady love, that forces everyone else out of the way. And sweet old A38. Stealing all the moments I can with her and sneaking her treats. They make my heart sing.
21/8 2017
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Where’s Yogi?

21/8 2017
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[twin peaks watching intensifies]
21/8 2017
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It was this or Smash Mouth.

21/8 2017
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This is the one time when all the villains in Metropolis get all their villainy done with no fear of anything.
21/8 2017
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Once upon a time I was falling into bed, but now i’m just falling asleep. There’s nothing I can do, another solar eclipse reference of the heart.
Cue Shatner,
21/8 2017
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Today will be a good day. Snowflake it till you make it.
22/8 2017
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A woman came up to the fence and asked “Is that old goat still here?”. I said “A38? Yeah, she’s around here somewhere” and the woman’s face lit up in a smile. I guess old Yogi’s got a local fanclub too.

22/8 2017
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So, we’re all busy staring directly at the sun today, right? That’s going to take up most of my day today I think.
22/8 2017
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Ogi… lala?
22/8 2017
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I’m not one to kiss and tell, but I just showed this pizza the time of its life.
22/8 2017
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In other news, I seem to be living in The Great Northern Hotel, because all day long there has been a strange humming sound all through the building. I wonder if Josie is stuck in a wooden knob somewhere around here..
.it almost sounds like someone is drilling, only there are no pauses and it’s not quite as loud or forceful as a drill sounds. More like a vibrating hum. And it’s been all day with no pause. Thankfully it’s so low that putting on some music pretty much drowns it out.
22/8 2017
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Another perfectly choreographed goat pose.

22/8 2017
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New Morrissey album, new solo album from Billy Corgan. All my favourite pickle ricks are releasing new music. Also, only two weeks of Twin Peaks left. I feel like I do when I’m reading a good book. I can’t awit to get to the end and see what happens, but I also don’t want it to be over. Kinda like with pizza. I can’t wait to eat it all, but then when I’ve eaten it all I’m out of pizza. It’s like if I had a cake, right. Visualize me having a cake. But when I eat the cake, then I don’t have it anymore. If only there was some way of eating the cake AND having the cake.
I suppose I could buy TWO cakes. But. I mean. Isn’t that how the great Roman empire fell?
Oh by the way, the humming has stopped. So whatever the aliens were doing I guess they stopped. Maybe they were recharging their doomsday machine. I guess we’ll see. Maybe I SHOULD get two cakes. If the world is ending then to heck with it all. Two scoops!
23/8 2017
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Today will be a good day. Darkness doesn’t last forever. Sooner or later the sun’s gotta shine. That’s what suns do.
23/8 2017
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There better be a treat when I finish my act.

23/8 2017
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If you’re going to dig your own grave, you might as well use a gold shovel.
23/8 2017
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I almost forgot… happy hump day, guys.

23/8 2017
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This story has just gotten crazier and crazier. I honestly can’t believe it. If this was a crime fiction story it would have been laughed off as unbelievable. Poor woman, though.
headless torso ID’d as reporter
23/8 2017
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Our systems are currently at full capacity. Please remain calm and lie down on the ground and wait for normal service to resume. We suggest you take this opportunity to consider whether Flat Earth theory doesn’t actually make a lot of sense when you’re lying on flat ground? I mean what’s up with that? If the Earth was round wouldn’t the football roll away when you kicked it around?
Now please enjoy this elevator version of Fear the Reaper as performed by an old timey barbershop quartet.
We will return tomorrow with further science updates about the world and all the ways in which you are wrong about it. If I’ve said it once I’
23/8 2017
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Today will be a good day. Adopt, adapt and improve. I didn’t make it out of bed this morning. The world is too sad and my dreams are too beautiful. So I turned the alarm off and rolled over, back into beautiful dreams. That wasn’t the plan, but now here we are.
24/8 2017
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Among my beautiful dreams last night… Ellen came to Denmark to see me. I don’t remember what we talked about, but I can only assume she wanted the goats to go on her show.
24/8 2017
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goatlog

24/8 2017
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Field of dreams of goats

24/8 2017
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The coat is coming off.
24/8 2017
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I love your face.

24/8 2017
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I am now a fidget spinner. Please don’t question my life choices.
24/8 2017
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Today will be a good day. Friday, do your thang.
25/8 2017
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Good goat times today. Decent temperatures and sun every now and then. I just read a news article that said this Danish summer has had the least amount of sun in 17 years. So it’s not just my imagination. But ok, we takes what we can gets. Just like the goats takes all the foods they can gets. And then ask fo a little more. Lots of fun with them today. Everything is fun with goats. Plus with sun in the sky and dry ground I get to sit and be lazy with them, which is always good. Being lazy and eating all you can eat. You know, I think goats may be on to something…
25/8 2017
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Where’s Yogi?

25/8 2017
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Liam Beeson is all the buzz.
25/8 2017
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Had an appointment with the doctor this morning. To discuss how the meds are going. And how are they going? They’re going alright, thanks for asking. They send their regards.
I think generally my mood has been more stable. I don’t know if that has come across on my Facebooking. I think I internalize a lot of the darkness. But I know when I get really down it must spill over onto my Facebox, I’m not sure if there’s been more or less of that since I started the meds. But generally I feel more stable. The lows are less low. Before I could feel like I literally wanted to jump off a cliff. Now I just get.. mildly sad. And usually for a reason, like… the news. All of them. Whereas before my mood was just a rollercoaster for no apparent reason. So that is an improvement, if nothing else. But I do still feel some sadness. And sometimes when I feel like there despair and anguish there is instead an empty feeling. Like a big giant physical hole where there used to be pain. It’s nice that there isn’t pain there. But emptiness isn’t always a great feeling either.
Anyway. My doctor upped my dose. I started at 50mg and went to 100mg. Now I’m going to be on 150mg. And then I’ll go back in a month’s time to talk to her again. To see if it has gotten me even better, or if it’s giving me side effects again. I can always go back down to 100. We shall see. Maybe when winter comes I’ll have to get one thousand. PIZZAS. Medical.
25/8 2017
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Oh Facebook. With all your data mining and snooping and privacy contempt I’m pretty sure you don’t have to ask me that.
At least they got the first suggestion right. And then put a tomato instead of the apple. And what’s the last thing? Is that a pizza too? Because that would be accurate. Two of my favourite 3 foods are pizza slices and whole pizzas.

25/8 2017
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That thing when you’re reading the Twin Peaks subreddit and someone makes a brilliant Lost reference. Crossing the streams. Worlds collide.
Who do I have to seduce and get compromising blackmail material of to get a Twin Peaks Lost crossover show?!
25/8 2017
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If the moon was made of cheese then all I need is a planet made of bread and a heck of a lot of tomatoe and sauce. And a giant oven. Stellar Pizza, patent pending.
26/8 2017
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When Amazon issues you a refund on an item, but it then shows up 3 weeks late. Do you A) Contact amazon and tell them to cancel the refund if possible. 2) Keep the 40ish dollars and spend them on pizza?
Hint: Option A took me about 15 minutes searching for a contact link on amazon’s homepage. Sheesh. I guess cancelling a refund isn’t something that comes up often so there’s no quicklink for that. And the general contact link is buried away deep in customer service pages.
Anyway, I just wanted to humblebrag about how honest I am. Also, I stole all your cookies and set you up the bomb.
26/8 2017
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Expletive deleted
26/8 2017
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All of the expletives deleted
26/8 2017
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Today will be a good day. I hope everyone is safe from the natural disaster going on. And also the hurricane.
26/8 2017
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At this point I think I’d almost welcome back Gangnam Style.
26/8 2017
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Okay, one photo. But no autographs.

26/8 2017
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goatlog

26/8 2017
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If I had a dollar for every dollar I have, I’d have as many dollars as I have. Which would be none, because we don’t have dollars in Denmark. I mean, well I’m sure they exist in Denmark. It’s not like dollars magically disappear when you enter Denmark. Unless you go to one of our many famous magic strip joints. But the point I’m trying to make is that I’m a VERY unreliable narrator.
26/8 2017
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Excluse behind-the-scenes #PremiumContent bonus footage.
Mio was quite interested in me adjusting the camera.
link: video
26/8 2017
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Tuning out for today. What would you do if I sang out of tune? Would you buzz like a fridge or land on the moon? Diid you, did you, didgeridoo. I don’t mean to crude, but it’s cruel to mean. What was in that bean I brewed coffe of? Of coffee and men. Call for malk. Don’t cross the line, there’s fine, hey that rhyme. d. That rhyme tho. Okay. Thanks for trying too hard. Goodnight, and don’t forget to stop and smell the fish.
26/8 2017
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday, guys.

27/8 2017
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Trying to talk myself out of ordering pizza today. Meanwhile, also trying to talk myself into ordering pizzay today.
But what I really want to know is, what’s that third voice that keeps chanting Cthulhu verse?!
27/8 2017
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The peanutty professor researching her field of expertise.

27/8 2017
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goatlog

27/8 2017
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I’ve been feeling a little dizzy the last couple of days. You know that feeling like you’re on a train or a boat, but you’re actually on steady ground? I keep swaying around a little. I’m guessing it’s because of the increased dosage of the meds. I’m sure it’ll go away.
Of course the other theory is that I have been kidnapped by aliens amd am currently living in a simulation of Earth that they created to fool me into thinking that I’m still at home. And swaying is because their spaceship has a defective stabilizer on the port side.
But know this, aliens. There is no way you’ll get me to reveal the secret nuclear codes! Or the secret pizza recipe.
27/8 2017
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End of Facebook. Go go goat photos.

That’s all for this week, see you in the next one.