Today will be a good day. We can make it better.
14/8 2017
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Hey, guess what?

14/8 2017
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Good goat times today. And as you can tell by the photo I just posted, good horse times as well. Yes, the horses are back. So nice to see them again. Although the goats of course were less thrilled. Especially Mio who had to run for her life a couple of times as the horses passed through the gate where she was standing. Oh sheeeeeep, time to go. The horses seemed to pick up just where they’d left off. Grazing the grass. Twas a lovely day with lots of sun with puffy, white clouds here and there. Pleasantly warm, lots of sitting down and relaxing. Cuddling with Mia. The perfect antidote to everything that’s going on in the real world. Thank goat for my bubble.
14/8 2017
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Also good shopping times today. One of those rare occasions when I found everything I was looking for immediately, even the stuff that I usually spend 30 minutes looking for before I give up and gather the courage to ask for help. Or that I just ask my dad to get for me. Today it all fell into my shopping kart as if by magic. And add to that it seems both the cucumber and tomatoes were of great quality. I loves my cucumber and tomatoes.
Now, it’s time to get my Twin Peaks on. Finally!
14/8 2017
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I am The Fireman
14/8 2017
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BREAKING NEWS: Racism is evil.
Well now that’s sorted I guess we won’t be seeing Indy after all.-
ALSO BRAEKING NOOSE: Lasse likes pizza.
14/8 2017
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I’m gonna go look for that notebook…
Who is the dreamer?
14/8 2017
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Today will be a good day. Happy birthday Mia, the cutest 5 year old baby goat in all of Denmark!

15/8 2017
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Celebrating Mia’s birthday with watermelon! It was a big hit. For the goats, and for me watching. Lots of noisy slurping. And Mia’s face all sticky and wet as she came in for smooches.
Can’t believe it’s been 5 years with her now. I love her more than life, she has become so important to me. I’ve met so many nice people through her page and it’s just been a thrilling premium content ride. Hearing her bleating every time she sees me arrive (and when I go, or just step out of her sight for 2 minutes) really makes me feel appreciated haha. She is still my princess.

15/8 2017
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By the way, on Mia’s 5 year birthday I’d like to extend public thank yous to Jen Diaz who created Mia’s Facebook page. I didn’t think anyone would be interested in me having a page, but now here we are very close to 10,000 likes. Thank you, Jen. And thank you everyone i’ve gotten to know through the page, you’re a big part of making this such a good thing in my life.
15/8 2017
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I think Mia enjoyed the party. Today is also the one year anniversary of us moving to the new playground. It’s been quite a year.

15/8 2017
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I’m definitely not talking about politics today! That’s my Mia birthday gift to the world.
*eats fist*
15/8 2017
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One year with Yogi. She may not quite be Kamel-sized, but I feel like she has done a lot to fill that Kamel-shaped hole in my heart. Sweet, calm, gentle, food-loving undergoat.

15/8 2017
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Fun fact: I was so engrossed with yesterday’s episode of Twin Peaks that I accidentally ate a whole carton of icecream in my trance. And then I had to go throw up because I got sick of it. Adult life is hard, yall.
16/8 2017
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Looks like I picked a great day to not talk about politics *headdesk* *eats other fist* *looks out of window, into the night* *single tear*
16/8 2017
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And I think to myself, what a [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] wooorld
16/8 2017
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Happy hump day, guys.

16/8 2017
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You can’t get to me, world. I have raised the goat shields.

16/8 2017
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A flood flood flood of blood blood blood to the heart heart heart. Don’t worry, I’m busy cracking the case of the pizza gate. Go and tell the king that the statues are falling in. And you point your finger but there’s no one around. My baby’s got the bends, and the words are coming out all weird. The planet is a gunboat in a sea of fear. He was a stupid baby who grew into a powerful freak. One step forward, two steps to the alt left. Control alt delete. Non existance. Exterminate, exterminate. Resistance is futile, existance is futile. Erectile dysfunction is pre-existing conditioned hair balm lotion that monkey died for your grin. We’re not going to talk about Jews, who do you think this is there? Call for help. kkkmart build a wallmart, prickle rick and marty feldman. There’s plenty of fish in the sea and the sea will flood flood flood the coasts so we can swim with the fishes. Opposing thumb, dorsal fin. fire and fury and fast and furious and free speech and the falling towers come armageddon come arpeggi weird fishes weird fishes blinking lights and satellites and strobe lights and hurricanes and anchor babies and rancors maybe, definitely maybe, it’s maybelline it may be obscene but break down the doors to the beauty queens and grab the pussy by its tail too big to fail guru meditation error 404 not found rebooting please insert system disk the systems are failing target practice and drone strikes and price hikes and dollars and cents and upside down topsy turvy amputations ambulance last flowers irregular edges warpled plastic wrapped in fishes in the percolator see you later alligator in a while cheshire cat smile sickly sweet insulated insulin insufferable monkey paw predictions of nuclear winter so pack your thermonuclear underwear and that’s my name don’t swear it out, drought without a doubt natural catastrophes and cat memes and pepe le pirouettes blue man groupies blistered abandon highway warm gun is a happy highway to heel and toe, snip snap snude
16/8 2017
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Well, I’ve had enough of today. I reject your reality and substitute my dreams. Don’t wait up.
16/8 2017
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Today will be a good day. You may say I’m a dreamer.
17/8 2017
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Good goat times today. I was feeling a little off, but the goats anchor me in reality. My constant in time. It was fairly warm and humid, maybe that was what was putting me off. When I went to refill their water bucket (with Mia hollering after me the moment I went out of sight of course) I drank a little from the tap myself. Gotta remember to bring something to drink while it’s still summer, more or less.
Lots of sitting around and relaxing and watching the baes. Bae watch. Get it? I’ll see myself out.
17/8 2017
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Watermelon leftovers, yum.

17/8 2017
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“The president has no real power, so it doesn’t matter who gets elected and they’re the same anyway”
Is something we’ll probably hear less of next election.
17/8 2017
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Where’s Yogi?

17/8 2017
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Retreating into dreams again. Everybody wants a holiday under the black hole sun.
17/8 2017
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Today will be a good day. Come what may.
18/8 2017
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Hey look, it’s everyone’s favourite horse and goat duo. A38 and Black Beauty.

18/8 2017
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[whooshing intensifies]
18/8 2017
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18/8 2017
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goatlog

18/8 2017
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Bannon out. We’re going to need more inanimate carbon rods.
18/8 2017
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Busy building a ladder high enough so I can climb up to the eclipse and glimpse through to see what’s on the other side.
18/8 2017
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Buffering. Please insert more pizza.
19/8 2017
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I am saddened to announce my retirement from the White House Pizza council, but I can no longer stand idly by as this administration continues to put pineapple on its pizzas. I am a tolerant person but I have my limits.
All the scoops.
19/8 2017
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It’s 3:18 am on a Friday night, and I know what you’re all thinking. “What is one of Lasse’s favourite pieces of computer game music?”. You’re so predictable.

19/8 2017
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That thing when people you like post things that are stupid and offensive. Sigh. Good thing I’m so smart and flawless and always right. And have great personal hygiene and outstanding prospects for the future.
By the way, it’s now 5:38 am and I’m watching pubg livestream.
19/8 2017
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There is no darkness when you are not there
19/8 2017
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Oh look, A38 is sitting with the rocks again. I haven’t seen her do that since the new shelter came up. How nice.

19/8 2017
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[pizza eating intensifies]
19/8 2017
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I was up all last night and now I’m going to bed early so I can spend lots of time dreaming. Don’t you wish you had my life? WELL NOW YOU CAN FOR 17 EASY INSTALLMENTS OF ONLY 9.99. Solid gold bars. Apply within for further instructions. Offer is valid only during the total eclipse and we do not accept solar powered bitcoins. Use the coupon code DANISHPRINCESARETHENEWNIGERIANPRINCESPSTHISISNOTASCAM and claim your place in the afterlife afterparty. Bring your own bees.
19/8 2017
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday, guys.

20/8 2017
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Time to go exercise. And then I will heel later.
20/8 2017
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goatlog

20/8 2017
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[goat fun intensifies]

20/8 2017
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As a visually impaired person I’d like to just state that OHMYCAW WHY DID I LEAVE MY GLASS OF DIET SODA THERE. Okay, off to get the bucket and mop.
20/8 2017
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When the football is so bad that you stop watching the game and just check the score update on twitter now and then…
sigh.-
20/8 2017
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My turn to be human shield.

20/8 2017
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[blank stare intensifies]
20/8 2017
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When your Scottish friend doesn’t like Porgs…
Clearly that investment in Photoshop has paid off well.

20/8 2017
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End of Facebook. Go go goat photos.

That’s all for this week, see you in the next one.

I hope everyone who subscribed to me premium content is enjoying the thrillride.
7/8 2017
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Today will be a good day. Here’s to a good week, let it be it.
7/8 2017
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Good goat times today. Nice to have a little summery weather again. Or at least, a little dry. It was moderately warm and cloudy. The ground was still a bit wet from all the rain, though. Which means the goats don’t like to sit around as much. I hope we’ll still have some real summer ahead in August, but it’s not looking that great. I can’t remember a summer completely without 30C days. Will this be it? Well, it’s still better than winter. I will be sad when I have to get the thermo underwear out again.
A38 was quite jumpy today. I wanted to film some video of me sitting with her. But she kept getting up and running away. She doesn’t like when you walk right up to her and sit down right next to her. So I usually sit down about an arm’s length away and feed her peanuts while I slowly inch closer. Then she’s fine with you sitting right next to her. But not so much today. On the other hand,. when I brought them branches with fresh leaves she abandoned the branches I had put aside for her and instead went over to Mia and Mio and started eating from their brances. Granted, the gate was between them. But that was still braver than she usually is. Go figure! Got grandma Mio running a little too. And now that vacation is over the goats are usually out when I arrive again which means I get a nice bleating greeting when I show up. The horses aren’t back yet, but it can’t be too long.
7/8 2017
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Here’s A38, sneaking uo to steal some leaves from the two great whites.

7/8 2017
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Had an odd encounter today. It was some kind of animal. My first thought was that it was a deer. The only other thing I can think of would be a dog. But it would have been a big dog then and its behaviour didn’t seem very doggish. If it was a deer it must have been a young one. it wasn’t huge. Hmm.
What happened was, I was walking on the path along the fence around what I call ‘the dark forest’, the trees at the opposite end of the horse pasture to the goat pen. As I turned the corner to walk up that path something came running out from the trees next to the fence. It ran across the path and disappeared into the trees on the other side. It seemed like I startled it. Because of my bad eyesight and the suddenness of it all I did not get a good look at it. I tried going after it to see if I could spot it, but it was FAST and with my bad eyesight there was no way I was going to find it in the trees.
Hmm indeed. Are there deer living out there? What else could it have been. I mean, I’ve been reading headlines about the wolf being back in Denmark, but I doubt that’s what it was! Haha. I don’t know. There are residential areas over in the direction of the playground, but in the back there in that direction it is some kind of park or nature area with trees. I have no idea how big it is, though. If it’s big enough to sustain… wild animals. Maybe it was some kind of mythological being. Maybe it was like the white horse in Twin Peaks. Maybe it was an omen. Maybe it was a magic pizza delivering unicorn and it had forgotten the pizza so it ran away to get it and when we meet again it won’t be me.
Anyway. I’ll have to try to remember to try to ask someone there if it’s even possible it could have been a deer. Maybe it was a moose. Maybe along with Mousy we have a Moosy. Or Ann Elk.
7/8 2017
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Apparently German TV accidentally aired next week’s episode of Twin Peaks instead of this week’s. I couldn’t help myself and read some semi-spoilers. If what I read is true then next week’s episode is going to be exactly what I want from Twin Peaks. I can’t wait. Now I just have to get through this week of reality. Seven day hibernation maybe?
7/8 2017
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My plan to get people to unfollow me because of political posts is working great! I think this week I shall switch to writing posts about famous Danish philosophers. And no, it’s not the one you’re thinking of. But rest assured that I’ll write all the posts in Danish and you’ll be able to enjoy accurate translations through the wonders of creationism. Or evolution. Or whatever science Rick Perry hasn’t yet defeated.
Also I’m going to bed, goodnight.
7/8 2017
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Today will be a good day. Set your sights on it.
8/8 2017
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Which way is the wind blowing, A38?

8/8 2017
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Pizza’s here. Please entertain yourselves while I engage in the ritual sacrifice of cheesy delight.
8/8 2017
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PICKLE RICK!!! WoooooOOOOooooo
8/8 2017
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If I don’t get dessert you will be met with fire and fury like the world has never seen.
8/8 2017
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It’s funny because the world is going to end

9/8 2017
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Today will be a good day. Happy hump day, guys.

9/8 2017
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Where’s Yogi?

9/8 2017
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goatlog

9/8 2017
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Time to crash this bed into the sun and dream of fire and ice and song and dance. If you’d like to join me on this trip please stand by and be ready at the designated pickup place: Jack Rabbit’s Palace. If you don’t have the coordinates then just keep your head down and hope no one notices. Two birds with one stoner.
9/8 2017
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Today will be a good day. Say it like you mean it, mean it like you say it.
10/8 2017
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Good goat times today. Pleasant weather, around 20/70 deegrees. I guess that passes for summer. Quite lovely when the sun was out. A few drops too, but nothing that bothered us. I was feeling a bit off today, though. Not sure why. I couldn’t stop craving chocolate milk. Odd. Too bad we don’t have any brown cows. No horses either, I kinda thought they’d be back by now. Oh well. Can’t be long. The ground was dry so I got some good relaxing sitting with the goats. And brought them fresh leaves too of course. The gpatfather provides.
10/8 2017
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Always find the shortest route to the food.

10/8 2017
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Please do not read this post, or please unfollow me or please tell me all the ways in which I’m wrong.
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political spoiler space.
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This is insane. More than 50% of Republicans would let Trump suspend the 2020 election over voter fraud. That’s legit like the movies where insane dictators gain power legitimately and then just stop having elections. That is how Palpatine became the Emperor in Star Wars. It’s not even funny. It’s scarier than him threatening North Korea with nuclear war. i think. Okay, I can’t decide.
Like I said in a comment the other day, we live in a world where I can now honestly say “I hope your kid doesn’t grow up to be anything like the President of the United States”. And Seth Rogen tweeting “I make movies about food f****ing and I feel my job is too important to take a 17 day vacation”. And what would the media say if that crazy North Korean dictator had his own New channel with one of his family members cheerfully reading propaganda. And when all FAKE NEWS mainstream media make mistakes they admit it and correct it and people get fired. But the forking president just says whatever he wants. If those transcripts of his phonecalls with Mexico were right then he literally said to the Mexican president to just lie to the media about not paying for the wall. And on and on and on and on. I just can’t even. And people ask who is paying for all those benefits that make Danish people the happies in the world. Well, the Danish people do. With super high taxes. And yet we always come out as the happiest people in the polls. It’s almost as if money doesn’t make you happy?! But no, you’d rather be able to afford a second car and a tv in every kid’s bedroom than have a welfare system that takes care of your own veterans. You’d rather have your kids being murdered in schoold than even have a debate over whether something maybe should possibly be done about guns, maybe some day OVER MY COLD DEAd. You are more likely to be killed by a toddler with a gun than by a terrorist act from a refugee. but you still want to build walls and put checks in place that would stop Trump himself from getting in the country, let alone his next wife from Latvia or Estonia or wherever he finds the next true love, but don’t let the gay people marry because making a wedding cake for them would destroy the sanctitfy of your 3rd or 4th marriage, meanwhile here’s a picture of your high quality kid holding a bloody limb of an endangered elephant or a dentist shooting a beloved lion or whatever whatever.
Oh my god where is my chocolate milk.
10/8 2017
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Heading to bed early again. Because I can’t wait to go to dreamland. Where 50% of all Lasses believe that unicorns can fly. And the other 50% ARE unicorns and flew off before I could ask them the question.
10/8 2017
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Today will be a good day, sources tell me.
11/8 2017
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goatlog

11/8 2017
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United colours of A38

11/8 2017
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30 minutes, then my pizza delivery systems will be locked and loaded.
11/8 2017
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I’m watching The Mist so you don’t have to.
11/8 2017
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Rød saftevand
11/8 2017
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Spin the lucky wheel and see who’s next to face the military might of the clown in chief. North Korea? Venezuela? IT COULD BE YOU! Place your bets. Round and round it goes.
12/8 2017
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By the way, I haven’t seen that deer again. If it was a deer. I’m pretty sure it followed me home and ate all my pizza, though.
I mean. SOMEONE ate all the pizza. So, I mean. Your theory is as good as mine.
12/8 2017
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I love this picture. Although it’s hard to believe both those goats have passed on and that red building has burned down. And there will never be goats in that pen again. Things sure have changed. Some things for the better. But some things I wish I could dearly bring back…
so it goes. Wherever life takes me I hope it never takes me too far away from them.

12/8 2017
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This is pretty crazy. I hope that Swedish reporter turns up unharmed. But just the idea of a homemade submarine. That would be the stuff of nightmares for me.
link: news article about missing reporter
12/8 2017
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Today will be a good day. And we live in sane world. Don’t check the news don’t check the news don’t check the news.
12/8 2017
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Uncle Treatbag detected. Stand by for mugging.

12/8 2017
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Sad pictures from the University of Virginia. How ugly are those faces? So filled with hate. It’s incredible how much suffering humanity inflicts upon itself, and others. I wonder if that’s just inevitable. If we found life on another planet would they be busy waging wars against themselves too?
12/8 2017
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“What’s going on?! I sure hope no one is choking that chicken!”
link: chicken holler video
12/8 2017
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goatlog

12/8 2017
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That’s as much as I can take of this world. Going to dream it all away for a while. If you want to come along, remember to bring a rubber chicken, a wetsuit, a coconut and five bars of dynamite. And please make sure you have no Arzt on your wetsuit.
12/8 2017
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday, guys.

13/8 2017
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I can’t believe the news today, I can’t close my eyes and make it go away

13/8 2017
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More wonderful dreams last night. They have passed on from memory now. But one of them was a scary Twin Peaks. I love those. And hate those. Another dream was so fascinating that in the dream I was thinking of I had to tell my Facebook friends about it. I even took notes. In the dream. Unfortunately when I woke up the notebook was nowhere to be seen. I guess I left it in dreamland. I hope it wasn’t anything important because I remember nothing about what it was I wanted to tell you guys. Maybe I’ll see if I can find the notebook on my next trip to dreamland.
13/8 2017
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goatlog

13/8 2017
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Need a break.

13/8 2017
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Look. If nazism is going to be a thing again. I demand we get Indiana Jones back to fight them.
13/8 2017
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End of Facebook, go go goat photos.

That’s all for this week, see you in the next one.