My life is a constant struggle between the need to exercise and the desire to eat pizza. Plus goats and dreams.
29/5 2017
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Are we not intertwined?
29/5 2017
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Today will be a good day. Let it be.
29/5 2017
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Good goat times today. I missed the sun, though. It was overcast all day. At least it stayed dry, and wasn’t too cold. There was some kind of hullabaloo going on in the area around the playground. Sounded almost like a carnival, there was some guy on a megaphone. And lots of kids walking around. Maybe it was the yearly exercise day for the schools? I don’t know. But lots of commotion and the goats very a little on edge. Unsettled. They can be quite sensitive to changes in the surroundings. But they calmed down soon enough and we spent some good lazy time together. I captured several nice yawns on camera, that’s always good. I love a good goat yawn.
Curiously, it seems like Mio has gotten tired of tomatoes. Maybe she got used to the imported winter ones. Now tomato season is in full bloom but she barely wants one, today she didn’t want any. Strange. Mia is happy to take up the slack, though. And she’s having an easier time eating the Danish summer ones, because they’re softer. Maybe they’re too ripe for Mio now. Peculiar. Her appetite in general is still as voracious as it ever was. Snarfing down all the treats I care to hand out, including some banana and cucumber leftovers. Go figure!
29/5 2017
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“I’m just one of the horses, tra la la”.

29/5 2017
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Who need faith in mankind, I got goats. *rocks back and forth* i got goats.
ugly cries into pizza can you make me feel good
29/5 2017
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Can’t we just all get a long… broom that we can hit dumb people over the head with?
29/5 2017
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I get knocked down but I get u… eh.
Going to bed. I’ll put on the nonstop Christmas music mix to entertain you all while I’m gone. Mistletoe optional.
29/5 2017
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Today will be a good day. Do your best with your own piece of the puzzle, you can’t control the bigger picture.
30/5 2017
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Don’t move, I don’t think they’ve seen you.

30/5 2017
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As far as I know, Fidget Spinner is the name of Woody Harrelson’s character in the Han Solo movie.
30/5 2017
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Done for today. Walking that tightrope between insanity and the alternative. Time to take a dive into the otherworld.
30/5 2017
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Today will be a good day. Happy hump day, guys.

31/5 2017
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Looks like it’s going to be one of those days where I can’t world.
31/5 2017
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I just made a Friday post on my goat page, I know it’s happened to everyone. I’m such a cliché. I told you I couldn’t World today.
31/5 2017
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All the things you can’t live without

31/5 2017
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If you love goats, or other animals, just keep in mind that they’re quite dependent on the climate. Also on there not being coal in the rivers and not being shot in the face while hibernating.
31/5 2017
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Today will be a goat day.

1/6 2017
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Good goat times today. Lovely and sunny, though a bit of a cold wind on the walk there. The temperatures have fallen below 20C/70F again. But as long as the sun shines it’s still pretty nice.
Bad news, though. They boarded up the passageway I made. So now the goat pen and horse pasture is separated again. I think, at least. When I got there today the goats were actually out in the pasture. Whoever let them out in the morning wasn’t there when I got there. I’m wondering if they just let the goats out in the horse pasture. Or if they let them out in the pen and they were able to go to the pasture. The board they put up is positioned a little oddly, I’m wondering if perhaps the goats are able to pass through from the pen to the pasture but not the other way around. Hmm. Well, A38 can still pass both ways haha. Sometimes it pays to be a shortie. I guess it’s nice for her that she can have all that goat pen to herself with no menace from the big bully girls. But I’m annoyed. Humans suck. There are some other concerns too. I think I’ll have to try to talk to Finbarr, the guy who runs the place. I hate talking to humans. I spend most of my waking time trying to avoid it.
Anyway, the goating was still good. Lots of relaxing in the sunshine. Had some especially sweet and tender moments with Mio, resting her head in my lap as she slightly dozed off. Blissing in the sun. Just gotta try to keep my mind focused on the good things.
1/6 2017
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A beautiful day in the goathood.

1/6 2017
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Heading to bed. Not feeling so good. Kind of having a crisis of faith, in humanity and in myself. The kind where you sit with your head in your hands and cry. I don’t like this world, I don’t really want to be a part of it anymore. I wish I could take my goats and fly away in a soap bubble.
1/6 2017
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Today will be a good day. I believe it, I really do. I felt awful yesterday. Like “can’t go on” awful. But then, there’s a freedom in feeling you’ve hit rock bottom. Things can only get better then. If nothing matters anymore then you’re free to do what you want without pressure. Might as well do something good.
Well, we’ll see what happens. I have been thinking about some things. Some things I want to change. Even contacted my doctor about getting back on anti depressants. We’ll see. For now I’m going to go exercise, because that’s one of the things that will make me feel better.
And thank you all for the support and sweet comments on last night’s post. It’s a blessing knowing you all got my back. Helps me keep going. Hope everyone else facing hard times will find their way too. Love you loves. Catch up when the exercise is done.
2/6 2017
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Ahh, the sweet scent of electrical fire.
*record scratch* wait, what?
Whoopsie. I knocked my glass of iced drink over while exercising. Annoying, but no big deal I figured. Until I smelled the smoke and heard an electric crackling over my MP3 player. Had to get off and unplug everything in a hurry, haha. I had knocked the liquid right into my extension cord with multiple sockets. Yikes. No fire, but it sure smelled like it. Oh well. At least the exercise was good and I have leftover pizza. Always look on the bright side.
2/6 2017
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Horse parade.

2/6 2017
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New idea for a TV show. A combination of the movie Junior and the book/show The Handmaid’s Tale. You know, men being the handmaids because they can get pregnant, via science. Hopefully we can get Schwarzenegger and DeVito to star.
It needs a little work.
This has been a Friday night post brought to you by pizza and electrical fire smoke. Keep thinking happy thoughts.
2/6 2017
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Things I’m greatful for

2/6 2017
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Adore turned 19 yesterday. My favourite record of all time. Maybe now more for it’s meaning and importance in my life than for the music. But I still love it. To crestfallen pieces. Many nights in my bed in the dark, watching the tree outside my window move in the night while listening to it.’

3/6 2017
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Today will be a good day. Yes we will.
3(6 2017
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Scouting for treats.

3/6 2017
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Been a rough couple of days, but I think i’m moving in the right direction now. So that’s something. Thank you to everyone who has reached out and been there and existed. I wanted to share this thing that Rafael Lecuona DePiero sent to me. Especially the thing about thinking about things you’re grateful for. According to this article, even if you have nothing to be grateful for at all, just trying to think of something can actually have a positive effect. Not that that’s relevant to me, because I do in fact have things to be grateful for. Plenty. For starters there are the easy ones like goats, Facebookrinos and pizza. I’ve been trying to do this the last few days. When the dark thoughts creep in I go “Stop. What are you greatful for?”. I’m not saying it’s a jedi mindtrick that will fix everything. But anything to point your mind in a positive direction is helpful I think. So that’s what that’s what. Thanks for looking out, guys.
link: 4 rituals proven by neuroscience to make you happy
3/6 2017
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Today will be a good day. Happy funday, guys.

4/6 2017
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When you want to hate the world, that’s when you really need to love it.
There’s about a billion other things I feel like saying, but I’m going to not. I’m going to go think of things I’m greatful for instead.
4/6 2017
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goatlog

4/6 2017
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End of Facebook. Go go goat photos.

That’s all for this week, see you in the next one.

I forgot how nice it can be to read Danish fiction. I read almost entirely English stuff. Reading a Danish book is like.. coming home. Everyday life instead of the fantastic. There’s value in everyday life too.
21/5 2017
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Today will be a good day. Whatever may come, comb it over.
22/5 2017
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Good goat times today. Wonderfully warm and sunny. Most summerly ahoy. When I got to the playground I was greeted by the goats who were out in the dark forest. Because they can do that now that there’s passageway between their pen and the pasture. They haven’t boarded it up. And I didn’t get reprimands. That could still come of course. And I still feel bad about doing it the way I did. But I’m glad the goats have free range of all the facilities. We took advantage of that today. Running in the pasture. Trimming the trees. Relaxing on the bench. I think Mia and Mio actually prefer sitting in the dirt at the entranceway to the pasture rather than in the grass in their own pen. Now that the mud is try that dirt patch is a good place to relax. Being able to pass through the fence also came in handy when the horses got worked up because it was time for them to move to the other pen across the path. Once the first one gets taken out the others get all in a hufflepuff until it’s their turn. And they start running around, whinnying. Mia and Mio took that as their cue to run to the hole in the fence and retreat to safety in their own space. Haha.
But oh, it seems that A38 has found a way to get through the old passage, the one that was boarded up. She went through there a couple of times. i guess it’s because she’s smaller, she must be able to fit through even though that way is still boarded up. Now if only she could have shown Mia and Mio how to do that last week, I wouldn’t have had to break through the other fence! Oh well.
We had visitors too. A daycare or kindergarten group. I went over to htem and got Mia and Mio to follow me so the kids could have a closer look. And the goaties could be properly adored and petted. One girl kept saying “they’re so cute.. and so beautiful!”. Amen. They had lots of questions too. And one of the adults they were with had some questions too. He didn’t think lady girls had horns and beards. I pointed out A38’s beard to him. Haha. She’s rocking that goatee.
Good day .I hope the weather stays like this. It’s almost getting so warm that walking home is starting to be challenging. But still so much nicer than walking home in the cold. I won’t complain. I’ll probably need to start bringing a bottle of iced water soon, though.
22/5 2017
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It’s a hard-knock life for me

22/5 2017
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I’m happy to report that Twin Peaks still forks me the freak out.
22/5 2017
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Haha. Now I’ve been approached by ‘Viralhog’ for licensing of the video of Mia on my back eating leaves. Maybe I should get a bidding war between them and Jukin Media.
Actually I’m feeling a little stressed over it all. I still haven’t read the contract Jukin Media emailed to me. All I want is to watch the new episodes of Twin Peaks, but my eyes are messed up as they often are late on a day spent outside.
22/5 2017
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Alright, bedtime. Rest the eyes and let the mind do the magic. Abra kadabra
22/5 2017
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Today will be a good day. Do good, do well.
23/5 2017
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updated his profile picture.

23/5 2017
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Heading to bed. Out of this world. May tomorrow be a better one.
23/5 2017
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Today will be a good day. Happy hump day, guys.

24/5 2017
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updated his profile picture.

24/5 2017
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Had a scary dream last night. Not surprising, since I watched 3 episodes of the new Twin Peaks before going to bed. In the dream there was someone lying next to me in my bed. I couldn’t see them in the dark. I was sort of lying on my side with my back to them. And they had one arm around me. And I couldn’t tell if it was a sort of loving, spooning gesture. Or someone holding on to me to stop me from escaping. Like a mouse being held by a lion, waiting to see if it wasn’t to snuggle or eat you.
24/5 2017
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In the bubble

24/5 2017
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Today will be a good day. It’s not about the bunny!
… Is it? About the bunny?
25/5 2017
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Good goat times today. Another beautiful day. Warm and sunny. Bit of a cold wind, but still very summerly. It’ s a Holiday, so the place was closed in the morning. Good thing I was there to take the goats out. We had several groups of visitors that got some nice time with the goats. And we did lots of lazy lounging in the sunshine too. Pretty pretty good.
25/5 2017
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Alright, one selfie. But make it quick. I have places to be and things to goat.

25/5 2017
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Cup final day in Denmark. My club is facing their big rivals in the cup final. i have a bad fee
25/5 2017
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The server found your request confusing and isn’t sure how to proceed.”
I see that Facebook has also been watching the new Twin Peaks.
25/5 2017
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Off to bed and non-existence, at least for a while.
25/5 2017
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I must have photoshopped this, how could Palle be so tiny and I so giant?
Today will be a good day. Keep on.
link: Baby Palle memory
26/5 2017
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In my dream last night there was a fully formed song that would probably be a top 50 hit if I could remember it all. All I can remember right now is something about sleeping with the lghts on. Also I was riding a horse, only it wasn’t there. It wasn’t even an invisible horse because I still had two legs on the ground, but I was still riding a horse.
Sad Zombie is the name of my new comic strip, and also my Currently Feeling status.
26/5 2017
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So, I’m trying pizza with spaghetti on it. Because… well there has to be SOME reason to keep going.
26/5 2017
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goatlog

26/5 2017
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Thank you Cyd Burk! Beautiful goat art and a wonderful valentine’s heart, haha! I’m not sure I deserve to have a halo, but what a wonderful representation of my extended goat family. I really need to start an art gallery with the things I’ve been sent!

26/5 2017
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Can’t talk now. I’m busy chatting to Russia on my secret backchannel. I’ll bodyslam you if you report this. Get out of the way, I need to be in front for the photo op. This is all perfectly normal. Let’s all jump in the sinkhole.
27/5 2017
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Today will be a good day. Think positive thoughts, think positive thoughts.
27/5 2017
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I am not a hare, this isn’t harpooning.
27/5 2017
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I love your face

27/5 2017
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Agurklesnorks. Super hot day for exercise. Kicked my butt. Unfortunately my legs felt kinda weak so I didn’t get the most out of it. But it was still good. I love exercising in the blistering heat, because I’m insane. Tried something new today. Throwing ice water in my face. Haha. I’m not sure it’s as satisfying as throwing a glass of water in the face of a date behaving inappropriately, but it did give a good jolt. Now it’s tomato time, for me.
27/5 2017
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No, that’s not an error. I fully intended to order 2 trillion pizzas. Did you remember the extra cheese?
27/5 2017
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Out looking for the birds and the bees.

27/5 2017
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I just got emotional reading about Person Of Interest. Television is like people to me. People are like firebreathing bulls. Really, my head is complicated.
27/5 2017
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Oh hey look. We reached 2 million views. Not bad.
link: Mia climbing me video
27/5 2017
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.Bedtime for me. I’m going to sleep for about 2 trillion hours, because I don’t know when to say when.
27/5 2017
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday, guys.

28/5 2017
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Summertime, and the livin is breezy

28/5 2017
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goatlog
part 1

part 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPf7C8IKNZ8
28/5 2017
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End of Facebook. Go go goat photos.

That’s all for this week, see you in the next one.