Hah. Someone left a comment on Mia’s page calling A38 ugly. I would be mad if it wasn’t so laughably stupid that I just couldn’t take it seriously. Trolls gon troll. Luckily it’s very rare I get comments like that. In fact I can’t remember anyone ever calling any of our goats ugly.
31/7 2017
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Today will be a good day. Form of .. A GOAT. Bleat bleat.
31/7 2017
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Good goat times today. It was mostly pleasantly warm and sunny, with just the occasional quick drippy drop of rain. That is, until it was time for me to go home. Then it started pouring down. Oh well. It was a quite nice walk in the rain anyway. I almost felt bad about putting on my audiobook, since the sound of rain is so nice.
But it was a nice day. Even though I had to disappoint Mousy in the morning. She was meowing and meowing, standing next to her empty feed bowl. But i don’t know where here food is or how much she’s supposed to have. So I had to let her go hungry. I felt a bit mean about that. At least I could let her out so she could go hunting for mice. And she got fed when Ophelia arrived.
Speaking of cats, I don’t have one. But I know from stories that they like to walk around people’s legs to trip them up? Goats do that too. Today it happened again. It’s become customary for me to get get a bunch of branches with fresh leaves. And then carry them all across the pasture so we can sit and enjoy them over by the goat pen. But I get so many that I can’t see where I’m walking. Twice it’s happened now that I just walk right into Mio as she gets in front of me. Both of them running around me trying to eat the leaves before we get to the destination. Of course I can’t blame them. If I had to let the pizza guy carry my pizza inside I’d probably also be tripping him up as I eagerly hovered around him.
Everyone enjoyed the leaves. At one point Mio started walking over to where A38 had her own supply. I swear sometimes I think Mio regards it as a personal insult to her being if other goats get food. I got up from where I was sitting and started walking towards her. She looked back at me and it was like she thought “Damn here comes uncle Spoilsport to stop me from stealing A38’s branches”. She turned right around and went back to her and Mia’s bunch and A38 could go back to continue eating in peace. Maybe Mio has finally learned that I won’t let her take A38’s food.
Fat chance.
I like to get Mia to run with me along the pasture, hoping to get her to go goofy like Palle. She’s almost there. And today Mio even joined in and ran along with us. Haha. I don’t see her run too often, and it’s almost always when she’s heading towards food. It was nice to see her run along just for funsies.
And now it’s time for food and Twin Peaks. Let’s Rock.
31/7 2017
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Here’s A38 enjoying her share of the fresh leaves.

31/7 2017
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That scene with Lynch and Miguel Ferrer almost made me cry.
31//7 2017
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In the future everyone gets to be in the US government for 15 minutes.
31/7 2017
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I for one blame Sean Spicer. The puppet master strikes again. Someone needs to trim the hedges and see what slithers out.
31/7 2017
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AND IT’S ONLY MONDAY
31/7 2017
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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy. But here’s a position in my government, so call me maybe?
31/7 2017
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Heading to bed. I’d like to publically apologise for my tweetstorm about Scaramucci. But you know. Sometimes you just have to laugh. At other people’s misfortune. I’m a front-laugher, though. I laugh at people’s fronts, not their backs.
Tune in again tomorrow for my reaction to the congressional hearing about voter’s rights in middle class suburbia, in conjunction with Pepsi aBysmal. Something something.
Crossing fingers for better jokes tomorrow. Thank goat it will be Tuesday which is only one day away from hump day which is halfway through the week. Oh brother.
31/7 2017
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Today will be a good day. Stay tuned for punchline.
1/8 2017
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Looks like Mio has forgiven me for stopping her stealing A38’s food.

1/8 2017
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Here’s August. July was…colder than I’d expect, even in Denmark. I’m pretty sure we didn’t even reach 25C/77F. That’s pretty crazy. Usually we’ll get a week of 30/86 or thereabouts. Maybe we’ll get some of that in August.
1/8 2017
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Whoever got Eternal Flame stuck in my head will report to the headmaster’s office IMMEDIATELY.
Now, time to get Rick & Morry wit it.
1/8 2017
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goatlog

1/8 2017
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I’d like to be the first to welcome KEN BONE as the new White house communications director!
1/8 2017
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I’d like to be the first to express my condolences to KEN BONE for getting fired as White House communications director after 10 minutes.
But let’s all give a round of applause for his replacement, this inanimate carbon rod!
1/8 2017
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Guys, the carbon rod just resigned. Does anyone have Bill Cosby’s number?
1/8 2017
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That thing when you’re president of the greatest country on Earth, and you’re bragging that the boy scouts called you and told you that your speech was the greatest speech ever given to them.
That alone is pretty sad. And then the boy scouts have to put out a disclaimer that no such call was made.
Jesus Age Christ. And that’s without mentioning that the speech included stuff about orgies on boats.
Grargh. *punches pillow*
Oh and spending more money on vacations in one year than Obama did in 8.
And calling the White House a dump
What a week, huh?
Lemon, it’s Tuesday.
2/8 2017
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Today will be a good day. Happy hump day, guys.

2/8 2017
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Take it easy, let the good vibes get a lot stronger

2/8 2017
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To bed early, and do better tomorrow.
2/8 2017
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Today will be a good day. It’s in our hands.
3/8 2017
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Good goat times today. Another rainy day. It wasn’t too bad on my walk. I was just in a t-shirt. But once I got to the playground it started really pouring down. I went and got myself soaked while bringing branches for the goaties. While Mia was hollering after me because she thought I was leaving. The things you do for goats. I love sitting in the shelter and watching the rain. Mia seems to like watching the rain too. She’ll stand for ages and just look out at it. At one point it started thundering and Mio decided that she wanted no part of that. The door into the stables was open so she went and stood in there. And A38 was of course chilling down in the other shelter. A quiet, rainy day. Not bad, but not exactly what I want from summer.
3/8 2017
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When it rains

3/8 2017
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Mousy startled the goats today. At least I think it was Mousy. She was making sounds like she was dying. I guess she was throwing up hairballs maybe? It sounded quite dramatic and Mio ran over to the gate and stared in that general direction. It did actually frighten me a little too. I had to go inside and find her in the dark to check on her. She was quite fine and meowing normally.
3/8 2017
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“The White House admitted that the Boy Scouts did not make a phone call to the president tellimg him that his speech was the greatest”. If that line doesn’t sum up 2017 then I don’t know what does.
Has the light gone out for you? Because the lights gone out for me.
3/8 2017
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Buzz.
3/8 2017
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Today will be a good day. Nolite te whackos carborundorum.
4/8 2017
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Find what you love and keep it close to your heart.

4/8 2017
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goatlog

4/8 2017
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from inside you it devours
4/8 2017
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I could have gone to this. I should have gone to this.

4/8 2017
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I’m just an insect trying to get out of the night
5/8 2017
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I’m in my music aeroplane. The sky is the limit, but we can get much higher. The Aeroplume looks left flies right. Flies flies flies buzzing around the leftovers of civilization. Well cooked in the nuclear oven. Fire fire fire fine fine fine. Take the honey and run from the park ranger. Park life. No parking in the redrum zone. Znails and the rattlesnake whiplash trip lasse. You can’t find me when I’m hiding in my pillow fort. Wanna play with fire, little boy?
5/8 2017
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Today will be a good day. And I am saying that as a perfectly sane person, as far as anyone knows.
5/8 2017
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Protect me from the thunder, uncle Human Shield.

5/8 2017
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goatlog

5/8 2017
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Valiantly trying to stay awake a couple of hours longer. I feel the dreamfingers pulling at me.
5/8 2017
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Okay, I admit defeat. Dreamland bound. Follow the pizza crumbs if you want to meet up.
5/8 2017
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday, guys.

6/8 2017
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Great dreams last night. Lots of them. I feel like my dreams are stronger. I used to not be able to read text in my dreams. If there was a sign or a book it would be gibberish. Like my dream engine wasn’t powerful enough to render real words. But now I can. Last night there was some kind of computer test about animals, I forget what it was exactly. Probably some buzzfeed quizz about what kind of goat you are. Anyway, the questions and answers were real text and made real sense. Except one which asked something about a spell Hermione had made and all the possible answers were weird incantations, and I thought that was so unfair because it didn’t have anything to do with animals. Haha. There was also a Superman comic that had two black Supermans on the cover and was in both English and Italian. The English was perfect, though I’m not sure my dream engine could properly render Italian correctly.
i love dreaming so much. The only reason I get out of bed is goats and pizza. And you guys are ok too.
Now I have to go exercise unfortunately. See you later. Please have the pizza ready when I return.
6/8 2017
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Cold wet Danish summer.

6/8 2017
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End of Facebook. Go go goat photos.

That’s all for this week, see you in the next one.

Saw the trailer to Ready Player One. I may be the only one but… I’m not that enthusiastic about it. There’s just no way it can live up to the pictures in my head from the book. I pictured the Oasis as… I don’t know. Bright. Retro. I’m not too fond of modern CGI. It looked like it could be a Transformers movie or something. I remember when CGI was new and you watched Terminator 2 and Jurassic Park and it was something special and you had to walk 10 miles in the snow to get to Blockbusters and all the copies were rented out and you had to pay the clerk to insutl you etc kids today get off my lawn.
I do hope the movie will be good, though.
24/7 2017
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Today will be a good day, knock on forehead.
24/7 2017
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Good goat times today. It started out overcast and chilly. Later on we did get some sun, but in a warm and humid way. It had rained overnight so the ground was wet. So no sitting with the goats! Only dry dirt for them. But other than that we had our usual fun. I was happy to see A38 eating all the goat pills I gave her. She had less appetite in the morning last week, and was slower to get up. Seemed hungrier and faster to get up today. I even caught her walking up to Mio and bleating at her and nudging her horns against Mio’s. Normally she’s not the one to start an argument! Of course she backed off pretty quickly. But she’s so cute with that gruff voice. Such a charming old lady.
24/7 2017
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Look, it’s one of them three-headed ogres.

24/7 2017
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Time to chew bubble gum and watch Twin Peaks. And I’m all out of bubble gum. Good thing I have this ice cream, though.
24/7 2017
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Now there’s a week until the next episode of Twin Peaks CANT YOU SEE YOU’RE TEARING US APART.
I wish I had the strength to wait and binge watch it all after it’s done. One episode a week just isn’t enough.
I know some people are annoyed by the Dougie thing. But I just love him. He makes me laugh every time.
24/7 2017
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I’m so tired. Bedtime. Don’t wait up. This might be a long one, as the sailor said to the scarf seller.
24/7 2017
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Today will be a good day. I didn’t make it out of bed this morning. I wasn’t surprised, though. I was really exhausted yesterday. Also I was feeling the need to dream. The dreamworld is so beautiful, the real world is so ugly. Sometimes I feel the pull from the dreams so hard that I can barely resist it. It’s like a drug. I guess I’m one of the few people in the world whose reality is literally a grey haze like the mist and whose dreams are clear and bright and much more real.
Anyway. Here we are in reality. I think. Let’s make the best of it.
25/7 2017
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I’m totally on a diet, but everyone agrees I can pardon myself if I get pizza today.
25/7 2017
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Today is my first day on full dose of the new meds. So if I act a little strange just… pretend that’s normal.
For example I had this crazy idea that I read that Trump used a boy scout meeting to spout inappropriate propaganda, haha. What a world.
25/7 2017
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Where’s Yogi?

25/7 2017
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goatlog

25/7 2017
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Ooh my. Remember when I told you how Mousy brought a little field mouse for Anne? I’m editing video from that day now (way behind, as always) and I was filming Mousy walking across the pasture. Didn’t realise it at the time, but looking at the footage now I can see she’s carrying something in her mouth. That must be the mouse. She walks across all the pasture and ends up over by Anne. That must have been the moment she gave Anne the mouse. How about that.
Do you guys want to see the video, or nah? I mean, it’s not like you see it that well.
25/7 2017
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Okay, here’s the video of Mousy the cat with the mouse. It’s not that interesting, but it is kind of funny that I just happened to film something I wrote about without even knowing it at the time.
link: Mousy and the mouse video
25/7 2017
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“We are like the spider. We weave our life and then move along in it. We are like the dreamer who dreams and then lives in the dream. This is true for the entire universe.”
25/7 2017
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Undercover Zuckerberg. In which one of your friends is secretly Mark Zuckerberg.
And maybe he’ll post cryptic messages about one of your friends being Mark Zuckerberg just to throw you off.
Or maybe he won’t.
Anyway, my friend Jim told me about this.
25/7 2017
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Why don’t you tell me how you really feel, Mia?

26/7 2017
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Looks like we got ourselves a convoy!
guys?
oh, it’s just me?
Ok.
26/7 2017
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Today will be a good day. Happy hump day, guys.

26/7 2017
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You know, it would probably be easier if you took the two steps around the gate, Mia.

26/7 2017
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I’ve seen this meme a few times on Facebook, or variations of it. I can’t find it right now, but basically there are two pictures. On the left is a well dressed man from the 40s or 50s or something. And on the right is a man from 2017 dressed weirdly, I think one version looked like it was someone on the catwalk of a fashion show dressed kinda freakily. And basically the sentiment was that this is what’s wrong with the world, how did we get from there to here etc. And I understand that the intent of this meme is to say something like how we used to have class and now we don’t. Something like that. I understand that the intent of the meme isn’t bad. I just can’t help thinking… aren’t the people ruining the world today typically the well dressed men in suit and tie? The lawyers, the bankers, the politicians. Is a suit and tie still the symbols of honesty and integrity today? I would rather see the man in a freakish outfit as a free spirit, expressing creativity and individuality. Not letting the world fit you into your assigned square. I would trust a man in a ball gown over a politician in suit and tie in this day and age. No offense if you’re one of the people who has posted a version of that meme, I understand where it’s coming from. I just couldn’t help thinking of this as I logged onto twitter and saw Trump’s mutliple tweet tirade about trans people not being allowed in the militiary. I’d rather have the boy scouts listening to a trans person than to a President these days.
And so on and so forth. The dream I dream to live in is always more beautiful than the web of reality that the spiders have woven for us.
26/7 2017
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Today will be a good day. Prove me right, kids. Prove me right.
27/7 2017
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Good goat times today. The new shelter got its first real use. The day started out overcast and soon enough the rain came rolling in. I was sitting with A38 in the new shelter, until Mia and Mio came running. I wish we sit there together all 4. Oh well. It was quite nice actually, sitting under the roof with Mia and Mio. Listening to the rain (and a passing helicopter). Summer rain can be quite lovely, especially when you’re keeping dry and have goats to cuddle with. Watching goats chew their cud can be quite zen. Watching them chew their cud while they watch the rain falling.. that’s a whole new level of zen. ZeN+.
Before the rain started we had a visitor. A young lady speaking English came by and asked me some questions about the place. She seemed amused to have come across goats and chickens like that. And she got to pet Mia a little. I wish I had more social skills. I wish I had social skills so I could, you know, have found out who she was and where she was from.
27/7 2017
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Where’s Yogi?

27/ 2017
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Our English-speaking visitor of course asked if Mio was pregnant. After an answer and an afirmation of said answer from me she went “She looks like she swallowed a melon! …or two”.
27/7 2017
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Watching the rain.

27/7 2017
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Ugh, that thing when you really want to engage the bigots. But you know it’s not going to do any good. I’m going to have to order a new tongue soon, the current one is being worn down by biting it.
27/7 2017
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Time to spin a dreamweb. If you want to join me, just knock on the door and say the secret pass phrase.
(You’re right, Jim. No one will ever guess that it’s ‘pizza’)
27/7 2017
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Today will be a good day. Don’t sweat the little thing. Order extra large.
28/7 2017
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I love those colours.

28/7 2017
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John McCain is like that guy in the TV show that you don’t know if is a villain or a hero. You know, like Skinner or Doctor Cox. He starts out as a villain character but then it turns out he’s got stern integrity and is actually on your side as long as you’re on the right side. But does he have ulterior motives?
I still don’t really know. But at least when I see him I get the feeling that he wants to be a good guy, unlike a lot of others who will just straight up shut down public beaches so they can flab on their own.
28/7 2017
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goatlog

28/7 2017
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The worst thing about being this productive is constantly having to take breaks to write on Facebook about how productive I am being.
28/7 2017
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Keeping an eye on the rock.

28/7 2017
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Heal my heart

29/7 2017
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Keep your hands off my buns, I’ve baked all night.
29/7 2017
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Today will be a good day. I hope you agree.
29/7 2017
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Editing goat footage, and I do believe this is the first time I’ve ever caught A38 yawning on camera. So you can look forward to seeing that video in a week or two when I’m done with this. I tells ya, being this productive is stressful. I better go back and watch some more Undertale Let’s Plays for an hour or two.
Hope everyone is having a good weekeendeth.

29/7 2017
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goatlog. From the last time we had summer rain. Sheesh, I’m more than a month behind on the goatlogs. So productive, guys. So productive.

29/7 2017
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Will the rain never end?!

29/7 2017
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Heading to bed early, because I miss the dreamscape. And everything will proceed cyclically.
29/7 2017
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday, guys.

30/7 2017
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goatlog

30/7 2017
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I can’t upload photos. Hmm. Anyone else having this problem?
30/7 2017
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End of Facebook. Go go goat photos.

That’s all for this week, see you in the next one.