Hah. Someone left a comment on Mia’s page calling A38 ugly. I would be mad if it wasn’t so laughably stupid that I just couldn’t take it seriously. Trolls gon troll. Luckily it’s very rare I get comments like that. In fact I can’t remember anyone ever calling any of our goats ugly.
31/7 2017
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Today will be a good day. Form of .. A GOAT. Bleat bleat.
31/7 2017
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Good goat times today. It was mostly pleasantly warm and sunny, with just the occasional quick drippy drop of rain. That is, until it was time for me to go home. Then it started pouring down. Oh well. It was a quite nice walk in the rain anyway. I almost felt bad about putting on my audiobook, since the sound of rain is so nice.
But it was a nice day. Even though I had to disappoint Mousy in the morning. She was meowing and meowing, standing next to her empty feed bowl. But i don’t know where here food is or how much she’s supposed to have. So I had to let her go hungry. I felt a bit mean about that. At least I could let her out so she could go hunting for mice. And she got fed when Ophelia arrived.
Speaking of cats, I don’t have one. But I know from stories that they like to walk around people’s legs to trip them up? Goats do that too. Today it happened again. It’s become customary for me to get get a bunch of branches with fresh leaves. And then carry them all across the pasture so we can sit and enjoy them over by the goat pen. But I get so many that I can’t see where I’m walking. Twice it’s happened now that I just walk right into Mio as she gets in front of me. Both of them running around me trying to eat the leaves before we get to the destination. Of course I can’t blame them. If I had to let the pizza guy carry my pizza inside I’d probably also be tripping him up as I eagerly hovered around him.
Everyone enjoyed the leaves. At one point Mio started walking over to where A38 had her own supply. I swear sometimes I think Mio regards it as a personal insult to her being if other goats get food. I got up from where I was sitting and started walking towards her. She looked back at me and it was like she thought “Damn here comes uncle Spoilsport to stop me from stealing A38’s branches”. She turned right around and went back to her and Mia’s bunch and A38 could go back to continue eating in peace. Maybe Mio has finally learned that I won’t let her take A38’s food.
Fat chance.
I like to get Mia to run with me along the pasture, hoping to get her to go goofy like Palle. She’s almost there. And today Mio even joined in and ran along with us. Haha. I don’t see her run too often, and it’s almost always when she’s heading towards food. It was nice to see her run along just for funsies.
And now it’s time for food and Twin Peaks. Let’s Rock.
31/7 2017
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Here’s A38 enjoying her share of the fresh leaves.

31/7 2017
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That scene with Lynch and Miguel Ferrer almost made me cry.
31//7 2017
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In the future everyone gets to be in the US government for 15 minutes.
31/7 2017
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I for one blame Sean Spicer. The puppet master strikes again. Someone needs to trim the hedges and see what slithers out.
31/7 2017
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AND IT’S ONLY MONDAY
31/7 2017
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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy. But here’s a position in my government, so call me maybe?
31/7 2017
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Heading to bed. I’d like to publically apologise for my tweetstorm about Scaramucci. But you know. Sometimes you just have to laugh. At other people’s misfortune. I’m a front-laugher, though. I laugh at people’s fronts, not their backs.
Tune in again tomorrow for my reaction to the congressional hearing about voter’s rights in middle class suburbia, in conjunction with Pepsi aBysmal. Something something.
Crossing fingers for better jokes tomorrow. Thank goat it will be Tuesday which is only one day away from hump day which is halfway through the week. Oh brother.
31/7 2017
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Today will be a good day. Stay tuned for punchline.
1/8 2017
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Looks like Mio has forgiven me for stopping her stealing A38’s food.

1/8 2017
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Here’s August. July was…colder than I’d expect, even in Denmark. I’m pretty sure we didn’t even reach 25C/77F. That’s pretty crazy. Usually we’ll get a week of 30/86 or thereabouts. Maybe we’ll get some of that in August.
1/8 2017
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Whoever got Eternal Flame stuck in my head will report to the headmaster’s office IMMEDIATELY.
Now, time to get Rick & Morry wit it.
1/8 2017
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goatlog

1/8 2017
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I’d like to be the first to welcome KEN BONE as the new White house communications director!
1/8 2017
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I’d like to be the first to express my condolences to KEN BONE for getting fired as White House communications director after 10 minutes.
But let’s all give a round of applause for his replacement, this inanimate carbon rod!
1/8 2017
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Guys, the carbon rod just resigned. Does anyone have Bill Cosby’s number?
1/8 2017
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That thing when you’re president of the greatest country on Earth, and you’re bragging that the boy scouts called you and told you that your speech was the greatest speech ever given to them.
That alone is pretty sad. And then the boy scouts have to put out a disclaimer that no such call was made.
Jesus Age Christ. And that’s without mentioning that the speech included stuff about orgies on boats.
Grargh. *punches pillow*
Oh and spending more money on vacations in one year than Obama did in 8.
And calling the White House a dump
What a week, huh?
Lemon, it’s Tuesday.
2/8 2017
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Today will be a good day. Happy hump day, guys.

2/8 2017
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Take it easy, let the good vibes get a lot stronger

2/8 2017
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To bed early, and do better tomorrow.
2/8 2017
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Today will be a good day. It’s in our hands.
3/8 2017
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Good goat times today. Another rainy day. It wasn’t too bad on my walk. I was just in a t-shirt. But once I got to the playground it started really pouring down. I went and got myself soaked while bringing branches for the goaties. While Mia was hollering after me because she thought I was leaving. The things you do for goats. I love sitting in the shelter and watching the rain. Mia seems to like watching the rain too. She’ll stand for ages and just look out at it. At one point it started thundering and Mio decided that she wanted no part of that. The door into the stables was open so she went and stood in there. And A38 was of course chilling down in the other shelter. A quiet, rainy day. Not bad, but not exactly what I want from summer.
3/8 2017
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When it rains

3/8 2017
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Mousy startled the goats today. At least I think it was Mousy. She was making sounds like she was dying. I guess she was throwing up hairballs maybe? It sounded quite dramatic and Mio ran over to the gate and stared in that general direction. It did actually frighten me a little too. I had to go inside and find her in the dark to check on her. She was quite fine and meowing normally.
3/8 2017
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“The White House admitted that the Boy Scouts did not make a phone call to the president tellimg him that his speech was the greatest”. If that line doesn’t sum up 2017 then I don’t know what does.
Has the light gone out for you? Because the lights gone out for me.
3/8 2017
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This is the automated Lasse broadcasting system. Please be advised that the Lasse network will be going offline shortly. We assure you this is merely a termporary precaution while our mystics are shaping a new tinfoil armour. If you wish to register a complaint press press if you wish to register a complain. If you do not wish to register a complaint then allow us to congratulate you on your purchase of your new Lasse-themed theme park. We hope you enjoy your ride and remember there are no refunds, no funds, and no ties to any sovereign nation states or black hat wizard hacker crews. I am sorry I have ingested large amounts of an unknown substance that I found in a brown paper bag on the street. Goodnight, and don’t forget that tonight you have to set your clocks 24 hours ahead since it’s daylight crazy time.
Buzz.
3/8 2017
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Today will be a good day. Nolite te whackos carborundorum.
4/8 2017
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Find what you love and keep it close to your heart.

4/8 2017
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goatlog

4/8 2017
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from inside you it devours
4/8 2017
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I could have gone to this. I should have gone to this.

4/8 2017
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I’m just an insect trying to get out of the night
5/8 2017
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I’m in my music aeroplane. The sky is the limit, but we can get much higher. The Aeroplume looks left flies right. Flies flies flies buzzing around the leftovers of civilization. Well cooked in the nuclear oven. Fire fire fire fine fine fine. Take the honey and run from the park ranger. Park life. No parking in the redrum zone. Znails and the rattlesnake whiplash trip lasse. You can’t find me when I’m hiding in my pillow fort. Wanna play with fire, little boy?
5/8 2017
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Today will be a good day. And I am saying that as a perfectly sane person, as far as anyone knows.
5/8 2017
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Protect me from the thunder, uncle Human Shield.

5/8 2017
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goatlog

5/8 2017
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Valiantly trying to stay awake a couple of hours longer. I feel the dreamfingers pulling at me.
5/8 2017
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Okay, I admit defeat. Dreamland bound. Follow the pizza crumbs if you want to meet up.
5/8 2017
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday, guys.

6/8 2017
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Great dreams last night. Lots of them. I feel like my dreams are stronger. I used to not be able to read text in my dreams. If there was a sign or a book it would be gibberish. Like my dream engine wasn’t powerful enough to render real words. But now I can. Last night there was some kind of computer test about animals, I forget what it was exactly. Probably some buzzfeed quizz about what kind of goat you are. Anyway, the questions and answers were real text and made real sense. Except one which asked something about a spell Hermione had made and all the possible answers were weird incantations, and I thought that was so unfair because it didn’t have anything to do with animals. Haha. There was also a Superman comic that had two black Supermans on the cover and was in both English and Italian. The English was perfect, though I’m not sure my dream engine could properly render Italian correctly.
i love dreaming so much. The only reason I get out of bed is goats and pizza. And you guys are ok too.
Now I have to go exercise unfortunately. See you later. Please have the pizza ready when I return.
6/8 2017
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Cold wet Danish summer.

6/8 2017
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End of Facebook. Go go goat photos.

That’s all for this week, see you in the next one.

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