Shelter

July 23rd, 2017

I kinda want to do a photo of Mia with a scarf and a caption saying “now officially launching my campaign to be the first female goat Dr Who” but I don’t have a scarf, or the energy to get one, and she’d hate wearing the scarf and also I don’t know if a scarf is still the identifying feature of the Doctor. I’m still watching the old black and white ones.
17/7 2017
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Today will be a good day. I said good day, sir.
17/7 2017
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Good goat times today. Had a quick rainshower and some wind, but also a good deal of sun and pleasant temperatures. No great goat adventures today, really. Mostly just quietly and relaxing. We did have some visitors that I got to talk to a little bit (starting with the standard question. Is grandma pregnant? No really, is she pregnant?). And they had some carrots for the goats so that was nice, even though our gals are picky when it comes to carrots. I went and gathered some branches with fresh leaves outside the pen. But I managed to slip while climbing over the fence. It’s a wonder it took me almost a year before I had my first fall climbing a fence, I am so ungainly when passing the fences. Luckily I fell down with my big flabby gut right on the fence. Head over on one side, legs on the other. If I’d fallen down with my chest down on the fence I probably would have broken a rib again. For the what.. 3rd or 4th time. Haha. Now it was just a gut punch and a bruised knee. And of course I didn’t have time to feel sorry for myself because the goaties were anxiously awaiting a delivery of fresh leaves. So I had to suck it up. All in a day’s work for a scruffy looking goat herder with zero balance or grace.
17/7 2017
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It almost looks like A38 is nesting!
They put out straw there, making a good goat bed. Mio enjoyed sitting in there too. At one point she was sitting under the roof in the straw and A38 sat right on the other side of the wall. It was a cute scene, but Mio got up before I could snap a photo because she thought I was bringing treats. I can’t count how many great photos have been ruined by the goats breaking character to come looking for treats.

17/7 2017
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Had a meeting today with the doctor today regarding the new meds. Just a quick chat. We talked about the side effects and all. We’re going to be upping my dose slowly now, because what I’m taking is half the optimum dose. I just got rid of the nausea, I hope it won’t be coming back now that I’ll be taking more. But it’s okay, it was never so bad that I couldn’t take it. I’d rather just power through it if it’s temporary.
So now the dose increases and then I’ll come back and talk to her about how that’s going in a month’s time or so.
So far so good, if it keeps the darkness at bay then it’ll all be worth it.
Hmm, funny that I started talking to my new friend Jim around the time I started taking the new meds. In fact, it’s almost like he just appeared out of nowhere when I started taking them. But he’s never around when there are other people around. What’s that, Jim? Gasoline? No, I don’t have any gasoline? Buy some? Well, I don’t have a car but… right… right. Well, I guess it couldn’t hurt to have a few containers of gasoline stashed around my apartment. But you’re going to have to tell me all the details in that “plan” of yours soon, okay Jim?
Just kidding.
(See, Jim. I told them I was just kidding. They’ll believe me. It’s all good).
17/7 2017
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Dougie got lucky. Go Dougie!
17/7 2017
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Powering down for today. Here’s a goat hug to say goodnight.

17/7 2017
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Today will be a good day. I’m feeling the fall now, though. Aching body. But it’s not too bad. Some pizza wrap will probably help. Have a good one, folkses.
18/7 2017
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Good goat times today. I’m glad I got going despite the aching body. It’s always worth it. I was surprised to find the goats out already when I arrived. I’ve been the one letting them out recently because of people being on vacation. But nice that they were out early. I was also surprised to find something new in the goat pen. A little half-shed thing. They must have built it after I left yesterday. I’ll post a pic soon instead of trying to describe. I’m glad new things are happening, although I do wonder how much use it will get. Mio was giving it the evil eye and seemed on guard. New things, always alarming! But they’re all still spending most of the time in the horse pasture. Even though the grass is more lush in the goat pen, they prefer the short grass in the pasture. And from the pasture you can see the buildings of the playground and plus most visitors come from that side. I come that way too when I arrive in the morning. So sitting in the pasture is a good spot for keeping an eye out for humans that might be carrying food. But it’s nice with some more shelter, especially when it rains. And I think in the future it might be the plan for the goats to be confined to the goat pen. I mean they can only be in the horse pasture now because they limbo under the fence. At some point that will probably be fixed, unless I have something to say about it.
Mostly tired today, since I didn’t feel like running around much. Went and got some fresh leaves (without falling this time) and watched the goats devour them. And we had some visitors who enjoyed petting teh goats. Not too bad.
18/7 2017
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Here are the new digs. I brought the leaves I’d gathered there to get the goats to go to it. And even then, Mio didn’t eat the leaves and limboed out of the goat pen after a minute. I’m sure she’ll get used to it, though! I can totes see A38 chilling in there when it rains.

18/7 2017
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I’m out for today. My body is still quite sore. It’s okay, I’ve ordered a new one. Best Prime Day ever. Snork you later, Morks and Mindies.
18/7 2017
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Today will be a good day. Happy hump day, guys.

19/7 2017
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goatlog

19/7 2017
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Can you tell Mio’s face is dirty? For some reason she started rubbing her face against the ground. Instead of pawing the ground with her hooves before sitting down she was doing it with her horns, getting her face all dirtied up.

19/7 2017
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Around the pizza box conversation is lively
19/7 2017
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Three days into 1½ dose of the new meds. So far so good. The nausea does not seem to be back. I am however still quite sore from the fence fall on Monday. Taking it easy today.
19/7 2017
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One of these things is exactly like the others

19/7 2017
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What I really dislike about psychologists is how they insist on constantly showing me inkblots shaped like pizza slices.
20/7 2017
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Today will be a good day. It’s never too late.
20/7 2017
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Good goat times today. Quite warm but humid too. Forecast said rain, but it didn’t come while I was out. I was first one there so I let the goats out in the morning. Giving A38 some alone time with breakfast while the big girls fought over the food bucket inside. I found a new change in the goat pen. The new shelter had a tarp added over it, to protect from the rain. But also some changes in the fencing. The first thing I saw was that the passage from the goat pen to the pasture up by the door was blocked off completely. No more passing through there. Then I went down to the passage next to the bench to see if that had been blocked off too. At first I thought it had, but when I got a closer look I saw that there was a gap. They have removed the board that the goats used to limbo under. Now there’s a nice, little goat-sized gap that the goats can go through. And there’s a bit of movable fencing that can be slid closed if the goats have to stay in the goat pen. So that’s pretty great actually. My first thought when I saw the changes was “Oh no, they messed it all up and now we can’t go in the pasture anymore”. But no, it’s actually easier now. And no more limboing. Which is the reason why this was done really. While the limboing under the fence was cute, it started wearing off the fur off especially Mia’s back. She actually has a naked spot on the back now. And mio was starting to get it too. So, this is much better. We can go back and forth as we want and the goaties don’t hurt their backs. Very good. I just hope we get to keep that new gap even when the horses come back.
Lots of lazying around today in the humid heat. The kind of day you just want to sit and watch the goats chew their cud.
There’s a little more to tell about today, but I’ll save that for later because I need to get food in my mouth hole.
20/7 2017
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Here’s a quick look at the aforementioned changes in the goat pen. On top is the newly blocked passage. That’s where it gets super muddy in winter so the goats won’t miss that, as long as we get to keep the other passage. Which is being modelled by A38 in the bottom pic. There’s a nice square gap that the goats can fit through with ease. And then there’s some meshing that is not fixed so that can be moved over to cover the gap if the goats need to stay in the goat pen. So far so good.

20/7 2017
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Okay, here’s the followup to the good goat times.
I almost thought I was going to have to put the goats back in when I was about to leave, because Anne was late today. I don’t want to leave them outside if the place is closed and I don’t know when or if anyone will show up.
But Anne did show up. And I had a nice little chat with her. it turns out she’s the one who’s been doing all the new stuff in the goat pen. The new shelter and the fence work. She’s been busy! Making it all from old pallets and old wood that was lying around. And hurrying to get the goat shelter made so it could be ready for today’s rain. how nice of her. She also asked me how I thought the girls were doing “since you know them best”. I appreciated that too. She seems to care about their well being, which is good of course. She’s been keeping them out late too, since they’ve been let out later due to vacation recently. One day they got to stay outside till 9 pm, that’s quite late for them! I should have been there for that goat party.
She also came over to show me a little present that Mousy had brought her. A little, dead field mouse. Aww. That was a little sad. But that’s nature. Cat’s gotta cat. And then Anne came to show me something nicer. I forget what they’re called, but it was a little rodent thingie. About twice the size of the field mouse. But it looked mousy. Not Mousy, but mousy. Anyway, it was a super sweet little baby and Anne held it out to me so I could pet it a little. Sweetness.
We talked a little about that horses too. She told me one of the places she got the old wooden boards for the stuff she built was from when the fences got broken by the horses. When they rub their butts on the fence and then the fence snaps. Haha. I told her the same thing had happend at our old playground. And she said she thought we only had little horses there. But then i told her that Sille used to live with us there. Sille of course now lives here at the new playground too. And Anne told me that Sille was her favourite of the horses. I should have asked when they’ll be back from vacation.
Anyway, that was very nice. Anne is always nice and usually comes to say hi when she’s the one taking care of the animals and I’m there.
20/7 2017
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And here is Anne feeding Mousy. It was a little tricky getting Mousy fed, since Mia and Mio were out and wanted to steal her food. Until they realised it was cat food. Which isn’t vegetarian. But they still kept trying to chase Mousy away to check out the food bowl.
Refer back to previous post for the big Anne chat story.

20/7 2017
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Okay, I have to go put sleep in my brain hole.
20/7 2017
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Today will be a good day. Pardon me, happy Friday!
21/7 2017
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I have no idea why people always ask if she’s pregnant…

21/7 2017
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Currently reading Johnny Marr’s memoirs. I became a fan of The Smiths very late, way after Morrissey went solo. So I was really more of a Morrissey fan. It’s interesting hearing the story from the other viewpoint. I am really loving his descriptions of the music and all, I can barely think of anything as ideally romantic as playing guitar and being in a band and living like that. Also loving his description of how he went vegetarian after they wrote Meat Is Murder.
Some day I’ll learn how to play that guitar I have standing in the corner and then I’ll be a rock star. You’ll see. You’ll all see. Bcause I’ll invite ya to ma gigs.
21/7 2017
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You monsters! You broke Sean Spicer! I’m sending my impenetrable Cyber Security Unit after you all!
21/7 2017
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goatlog

21/7 2017
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Where’s Yogi?

21/7 2017
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It’s 48 minutes past midnight and I am spending the night watching a Star Wars writer playing multiplayer games on Twitch. Just another night for one of the cool kids.
22/7 2017
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At what point does leftover pizza become leftover pizza? I’ve pretty much been eating this pizza all day.
22/7 2017
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Today will be a good day. Don’t forget you’re on a rock in space, that’s pretty badash.
22/7 2017
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One big happy. And three goats.

22/7 2017
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That’s a new one.

22/7 2017
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Nothing screams you’re innocent like petulantly declaring your absolutele power to pardon everyone from yourself to your family and your pets and houseplants.
22/7 2017
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Hello my name is Lasse and I am incapable of not singing along to Toto’s Africa. Please donate. One Like = One Signature on the get well card.
22/7 2017
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It’s 7,30 pm on a Saturday and I’m heading to bed. Life in the fastlane. I’m tired and I want to dream away. Sometimes I’m scared that if you take the darkness away there will only be emptiness left.
Anyway, that’s all we have time for now. See you tomorrow for our next session.
22/7 2017
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday, guys.
I had the dates mixed up in my head, I thought it was the 25th. But no, it’s today. A year since he passed away. Can’t believe it’s been a year.

23/7 2017
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Regretting my life choises, mainly the one about not ordering pizza today.
23/7 2017
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All I want is to eat pizza, sleep or watch Twin Peaks. But I didn’t order pizza, it’s too early to sleep and Twin Peaks isn’t on until tomorrow.
Countless hardships I have faced.
23/7 2017
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Nothing makes me happier than when someone rings my doorbell and I don’t answer and then they don’t ring again, they just go away.
23/7 2017
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End of Facebook. Go go goat photos.

That’s all for this week, see you in the next one.


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And Now, Goats

July 16th, 2017

Today will be a good day. Get yours now, pay later!
10/7 2017
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Good goat times today. Cloudy with a chance of goofballs. The clouds kept the direct sun out but they weren’t enough to make it a dark day, so that was something at least. The day got off to a quite disastrous start. I forgot the treatbag! Oh noooo! I got all flustered in the morning because they turned off the water in my building without warning. I get anxiety when stuff like that happens because it means I might have to deal with people and junk. I don’t like people and junk. So I got so flumoxed that I left the treatbag (two treatbags actually, one with peanuts and one with raisins) on my kitchen table when I left. What a horror. Luckily I remembered the bag with tomatoes and bananas, so I didn’t get lynched by an angry goat mob. I was the first one there so I fed the goats inside. Mio was in a crabby mood and was snorting up a storm at Mia. And poor Mia got the food bucket stuck around her neck and then Mio chasing after her to get in the bucket. Oh dear oh dear. Safely outside it was a pretty lazy day. No visitors at all. The goaties did a lot of grazing. Later on Anne came by. She said she was taking care of the goats, I guess because it’s vacation now. It’s been a while since I saw her last, so that was nice. She brought carrots for the goats. Since there are no horses to eat the carrots right now.
To my amusement I discovered today that the goats are scared of my shoes. I was sitting down with my legs stretched out. And I was sort of flipping my feet back and forth, for no particular reason. And the goats goat all worked up, starting at my shoes. I thought to myself I thought “you can’t be scared of my shoes, guys?!” so I started dragging my feet through the dirt towards them to see, and yeah they both bolted to a safe distance and stared intently at the devil shoes as if thinking “those shoe-shaped mini dinosaurs are getting ready to attack us”. Oh dear, oh dear. Guess I better keep my legs tucked in so those dastardly shoes don’t disturb anyone. It’s funny how they didn’t realise that -I- was the one moving those shoes around.
Mio also got spooked by something else later I think. Suddenly she started bucking around like a horse at a rodeo. It would have been hilarious except I was a little worried something had happend to her. I couldn’t see anything wrong, though. I think a bug must have landed on her and freaked her out. Oh dear, oh dear. Life is fraught with danger round these parts.
10/7 2017
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What do you mean you forgot the treats?!

10/7 2017
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“When did he lose his marbles?”
Gard, I love Albert. Miguel Ferrer was a treasure.
10/7 2017
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This was before they realised that my shoes were the devil’s instruments.

10/7 2017
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I never appear in any of those “who are your 9 naughtiest friends” things.
So, I guess I’ve been covering my tracks pretty well.
10/7 2017
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Look, we can sit here and argue about who has too much time on his hands and whether he’s addicted to pizza or not and whether his name is pronounced Lassie or not, but I think we should just all move on and stop looking at me like that.

10/7 2017
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Today will be a good day.
11/7 2017
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You better have treats.

11/7 2017
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Well, I for one am glad that this whole Russia thing turned out to be fake news.
What could possibly go wrong when you choose to trust someone who is proven to be lying all the time.
11/7 2017
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Hello, I am a high quality person. Please teach me how to shake your hand as a human.
11/7 2017
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Heading to bed. Feeling somewhat better. Not nauseated right now. Maybe I’m now fully adjusted to the new meds and am a high quality person. We can always hope! Now I just need to find a pill that can help me not waste time on stupid things. I’ll go look on twitter.
11/7 2017
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Today will be a good day. Happy hump day, guys.

12/7 2017
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I definitely have no ties to pizza.
12/7 2017
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I know, I know. I heard the news about the giant iceberg from Antarctica too. But I’m not letting that get in the way of the maiden voyage of our glorious Titanic 2.0. I have a good feeling about this!
12/7 2017
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Grazn

12/7 2017
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I always think of you as the one who got away.
Curse these plastic handcuffs, next time I’m getting real ones.
12/7 2017
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Today will be a good day. Snorks up.
13/7 2017
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Good goat times today. Lovely and sunny, although with a harsh wind. Made for a cool morning, but as the sun broke down the thin cloud cover the day got quite warm. I was a little worried about A38 in the morning. She didn’t want to eat her goat pills. But then she did want treats, lots of treats. I guess it’s just like a kid who doesn’t want dinner but just wants the dessert. Also she wanted bananas and tomatoes and was happily munching away when I went and got a lot of branches with fresh leaves for the gang.
I forget how it came up, but talk came to Peanut when Anne arrived later on. She was talking about how he used to escape. “Yeah, surely these fences couldn’t hold him” I asked. “Not even a little bit” she replied. We had taller fences at the old place and that was never enough. I wish I could go see him now. He must be a big, giant goat master. By far the most accomplished goat boy I’ve ever known.
Anne also remarked “if I have to answer whether she’s pregnant ONE more time…” hinting at Mio. Haha. Yup, me too. In fact I had to answer that very question earlier in the day when a visitor came by. It never fails. Almost everyone asks. Thankully only about 50% ask if I’m pregnant.
13/7 2017
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Yogi and the Rock. The perfect buddy comedy.

13/7 2017
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now go back into the dark woods

13/7 2017
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My friend Jim ate all the pizza. Send more pizza.
13/7 2017
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Turning off for today. If you have any questions please forward them to Jim Jimson. Good old Jim-Jim Jimbaree will sort you right out. Ah I love that guy. Sir Jimsalot. The Jimbone quartet. The Jimson Pimpernell. Jim Jimshakalaka. [The Simpsons Theme] The Jiiiimsons [/The Simpsons Theme].
Remind me some day to tell you about some of the adventures I’ve had with Jim. We go way back. We used to sit up all night and watch Candle Cove on the telly. And one time we built a snowman and it came alive and we flew and he sang this pretty song and that gum I like came back in style. Love ya, Jimnaut!
Oh relax, kids. I’ve got a gut feeling that Jim is around here somewhere.
After all isn’t there a little Jim in all of us?
In fact you might even say we just ate Jim and he’s in our stomachs right now!
13/7 2017
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Today will be a good day. Only love for all beings
14/7 2017
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Watch out, A38. You got two great whites on your tail. *Jaws theme*

14/7 2017
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MY FAVOURITE PIZZA PLACE IS BACK. This is not a drill. This is not a drill. They’ve been closed for weeks. *crumbles diet plan into a ball and throws it on the fireplace*
14/7 2017
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goatlog

14/7 2017
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Do not accept a friend request from Kid Rock. You’ll end up suffering the horrible fate of being friends with Kid Rock.
Etc.
14/7 2017
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You guys are going to find out eventually anyway, so in an effort to be completely transparent I’m just going to tell you right now that yes, my friend Jim ‘The Jimshorts’ Jimson WAS in that meeting with Trump Jr and the Russians. But that’s definitely the only ties he has to Russia and I swear my life upon it, unless the biased snowflake media uncovers more in which case note to self delete this post.
Also, in an effort to be completely transparent I’m going to paint myself with this Invisible Paint that I bought from a drifter at the county fair for my life savings. Now… where did I put it. Sharks, how do you find invisible paint? I should have asked him to put it in some kind of container…
15/7 2017
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If you get a friend request from a Jim Jimson, don’t accept it. He’s my friend and I don’t want to share him with anyone.
15/7 2017
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If you get a friend request from Today then go ahead and accept it because it will be a good day.
15/7 2017
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Just a couple of kooks

15/7 2017
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Happy thoughts

15/7 2017
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Off to bed early. I’m amazed I made it this far, I’ve been looking forward to going to bed all day. Not because I’m feeling bad. Just because I want to go to dreamland and sleep. Perfectly normal, right? See you tomorrow, and if you happen to see Jim can you tell him he left his fluffy slippers here? That’s Jim for ya, always forgetting stuf lol!!
(We’re still a couple of days away from the point when the Jim stuff starts getting creepy. But don’t worry. We’ll get there).
15/7 2017
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday, guys.

16/7 2017
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The lady in white

16/7 2017
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Mary Poppins Returns? Eh, call me when Mrs Doubtfire returns.
16/7 2017
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A FEMALE doctor? That’s crazy! Women can’t be doctors! *twiddles handlebar moustache and rides away on one of those bicycles with one giant wheel and one tiny*
16/7 2017
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A38 is old and wise, she knows not to fight gravity.

16/7 2017
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End of Facebook, go go goat photos.

That’s all for this week, see you in the next one.


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