Patterns can be beautiful. Patterns can be ugly. Patterns can be hard to break. Watch me fall into the same old traps. Like a mouse for the cheese.

17/4 2017
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Today will be a good day. There will be good days.
17/4 2017
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Shoutout to my dad for baking pancakes and bringing them to me. Above and beyond. I’m kinda having one of those days where I feel like I can’t face the world, so pancakes are welcome. If it wasn’t for the big footie game tonight I’m not sure I would have made it out of bed today.
17/4 2017
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I ate too many pancakes. There was really no way to predict or avoid this.
No regrets!
17/4 2017
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I’m going to retire early for the day and see if I can catch some dreams. I still have emergency pancakes in the fridge so if you could send up a gallon of icecream in the morning that’d be swell.
17/4 2017
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Today will be a good day.
18/4 2017
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My mind has fallen and it can’t get up. Not doing so great. But I’ll get there and back again. For now I’m going to go dream myself away.
18/4 2017
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Today will be a good day. Happy hump day, guys.

19/4 2017
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My mind has been so messed up lately that I forgot to mention something good that happened. I got a package with goat soap from Moonstruck farm! I think it was sent by Rochelle Troyano and the order made by Pat Lehn, do I have that right? Thank you so much! I love it when you guys think of me. I hardly deserve such kindness. Don’t know what I’d do without my Facebookerinos. <3!
19/4 2017
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I haven’t watched it myself, but I do believe the first episode of the new MST3K is showcasing an old Danish ‘horror’ movie, Reptilicus. I wonder if it’s dubbed in English? I guess it would have to be. I remember renting it on VHS in our local VideoShoppen (before it was taken over by Blockbuster) and watching it at home and actually being sort of frightened by it. Of course I was just a kid. And special effects was a guy in a rubber suot where you could still see the zipper.
I think I may actually be more looking forward to seeing Reptilicus again than by seeing MST3K again.
19/4 2017

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goatlog

19/4 2017
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Shoutout to Moomincat from 2006. I hope you’re still around somewhere.

19/4 2017
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I’d love to try that unicorn frappuccino, but dangit I have to stick to my vegetarianism.
PS. Don’t tell me what’s in my Soylent Greenshake.
20/4 2017
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Today will be a good day. Find the track and get back on it.
20/4 2017
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Good goat times today. Phew, I needed that. I actually hadn’t seen the goats in a week, which is unheard of. Normally I’d never do that. But I’ve just been feeling so mentally down that even leaving the house felt like too much. Which is silly when you know that seeing the goats is the one thing guaranteed to make me feel better. And it did of course. Cleared all the worries and pains away for a while. Cold day, though. We’re down to winter levels again. In fact I think it might have snowed or sleeted a little while I was indisposed. On the bright side there are now little greeneries growing on the trees. When I arrived today I found the goaties out in the dark forest, nibbling on the growing greens. I’d try telling them to let them grow for a while so there’ll be more green later, but I doubt they’d agree with my logic. I got a nice big bleat from Mia. Someone must have missed me. And spent good time with them all. I brought the dried banana slices that I got from a friend of Mia’s page. It was a big hit. I think they liked them even better than the saltines and animal crackers. I could have brought a santa-sized sack full of them and I think tehy would have all been snarfed down like there was no tomorrow. Big hit. Yeah, I think we all needed that. Hopefully I’m back on track now. Let’s hope Spring gets back on track too.
20/4 2017
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“Who are you again?”
Mia, trying to guilt me into giving extra treats.

20/4 2017
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I can neither confirm nor deny that there is still Easter candy on sale in Denmark. I’d also like to take this opportunity to address these allegations one by one and.. hey, are you filming this? Turn off that camera! THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER!
20/4 2017
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Heading to bed. Thanks everyone for the emotional support, and thank you chocolate Easter bunny for your personal sacrifice to the cause. #NeverForget.
PS finally got my Rogue One DVD, so I know what I’ll be doing tomorrow. Eating more chocolate. And eventually maybe watch Rogue One.
20/4 2017
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Today will be a good day. We have the power.
21/4 2017
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Things are starting to green.

21/4 2017
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Mmm, K-2SO. I love that droid.
21/4 2017
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goatlog

21/4 2017
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Oh boyoh. I love Rogue One. It perfectly accomplishes what it sets out to do. Great war movie set in the Star Wars universe. Hitting all the good nostalgia buttons, fitting pretty perfectly into its slot. And that ending with Vader being all Vadery and then Carrie Fisher. Now can I has The Last Jedi, please?
21/4 2017
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Can’t we just have 50% off Easter chocolate in stores all year round? Why not keep selling Easter chocolate in July and August. I think there’s a great business scheme here. Of course I never went to business school. Or regular school. Or kindergarten, after the smurf incident.
21/4 2017
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I invented a time machine but I forgot my AOL password so I can’t use it the end
22/4 2017
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Today will be a good day. Because we can, and I do believe we will and you know what, we won’t stop.
22/4 2017
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I stand with science.
I mean, I will. Once I get out of this chair. Usually third try is the charm.
22/4 2017
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Greenbusters

22/4 2017
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I’m reading spoiler speculation that Luke might not use a lightsaber in The Last Jedi and I can’t help imagining Rey being all “Do you have ANY idea what I had to go through to get this lightsaber to you, and you’re not even going to use it?! You #%&%¤&”. Maybe the whole movie will just be a continuation of the final scene of The Force Awakens, they’ll be standing up there on the cliff and Rey will poke and prod luke with the lightsaber handle and Luke will just squirm and dodge and go “nuh uh, not taking it. Don’t want it”. And Rey will try to stuff it down his pocket and Luke will forcepush her hands away. And then he’ll reach out his hand as if to accept it and Rey will try to hand it over but then he withdraws his hand and thumbs his nose in ridicule. “Psyche, too slow!”.
Brb, writing fanfic.
22/4 2017
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You don’t realise how dependent you are on electricity until you have none.
It’s kinda like pizza in that way.
22/4 2017
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Heading to bed. Let’s hope we have power tomorrow. Power to the people!
22/4 2017
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday, guys.
Miss you badly, Palle.

23/4 2017
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Does this hazmat suit make my climate look hot?
23/4 2017
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Grandma always takes top spot.

23/4 2017
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I miss him so much. Randomly started thinking about the day I found him, dark clouds rolling right in, feeling like I failed him. Sigh.Beautiful boy.
link: Palle hugs video
23/4 2017
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End of Facebook. Go go goat photos.

That’s all for this week, see you in the next one.

Today will be a good day. You got this far. Just keep going.
10/4 2017
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Good goat times today. I wasn’t feeling great this morning, but I’m glad I got going. Even though there was a harsh, cold wind. But we got some sun too. And some cute goating. There were some young girls letting the animals out today. Probably Easter vacation or something. But they forgot to feed the animals before letting them out. So they had to bring the breakfast out on the pasture. Which made it a little tricky because everyone wasn’t separated in stalls. The horses were stealing each others food. And then the goats tried to get in on it. Mia actually started eating from the same bucket as big horsey Sille. Too bad I didn’t get a shot of that. Quite brave of Mia. The horses got a bit of revenge when the girls came with food for the goats. Black Beauty got her snout in the goat bucket. All fun and games. One of the girls asked me if I’d known the goats for a long time. She seemed quite impressed when I told her I’d known Mia since she was born. Time flies.
10/4 2017
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Mia and Mio are planning their raid on the horse feeding.

10/4 2017
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Giraffesic Park.
No, I think I prefer Jurassic Ark. Two of every kind of dinosaur, on a boat.
10/4 2017
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The self destructive surge of an imploding supernova
10/4 2017
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Today will be a good day. A fitter happier day.
11/4 2017
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I’m still a little traumatized from the time I was forcibly dragged off the Magic School Bus because they overbooked it.
11/4 2017
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I seem to have hurt my foot. Feels like an elephant stepped on it. I wonder if it was called Mio…
11/4 2017
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A38 is considering making a break for Luna’s food bucket.

11/4 2017
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Heading to bed. Maybe I’ll wake up as myself tomorrow.
11/4 2017
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Today will be a good day. Happy hump day, guys.

12/4 2017
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It’s okay, guys. I have pizza. We’re good for another couple of days.
12/4 2017
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Don’t be silly, Sille.
*mumbles under breath* I need to hire new writers

12/4 2017
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That Louis CK clown sketch, though.
12/4 2017
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I think I may have entered my fatalistic period.
12/4 2017
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Jalapeno gonna finish that?
No, that’s dumb. Let’s just have a goatlog.
#UpdatingAt420

13/4 2017
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Today will be a good day. It’s never too late.
13/4 2017
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Good goat times today. No sun, though. And a cold wind. But could be worse. I was there first so I got to take the goats out. When I’m the one letting the goats out I usually take the chance to get A38 first and give her a banana so I can watch her eat it in her own time, without worrying about the big girls interrupting her. Of coruse, she still snarfs it down in two seconds. But at least she doesn’t have to bleat it after eating it. But she does actually look back inside and start bleating. I’m not sure if she’s saying “Haha, I got a banana and you girls are still stuck inside!” or what. No, I think it’s just that she doesn’t want to be on her own. She’s bleating for the others to join her. Even though they’re scary, they’re still her flock. When I leave her outside togo get Mia and Mio she stands outside bleating until the group is together.
Otherwise pretty quiet day. Handing out some goodies and running in the pasture. It’s how we do.
13/4 2017
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Someone had dropped some apples in the pasture. The goats appreciated that.

13/4 2017
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Gonna smurf that smurf like a smurf. Smurf’s up, smurfs.
13/4 2017
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I guess it makes sense. If a missile strike finally makes you look presidential, then you just need bigger and bigger bombs. Cut education, climate, arts, the sick, the poor, the hungry, the needy. And buy more bombs. No one cares if their backyard is a mess as long as there are some pretty fireworks on the tv.
13/4 2017
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Today will be a good day. Visualize it and work it.
14/4 2017
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Beauty queen

14/4 2017
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Falling inwards
14/4 2017
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Listening to Aimee Mann for the first time. Better late than never.
Feeling… I don’t know. Keep bombing until everyone is dead and there will finally be peace on Earth. Feel like withdrawing into fiction and dreams. Somewhere to escape the monsters and myself. Somewhere no one can follow. Let the nuclear snow keep falling to cover my tracks.
And so on and so forth.
14/4 2017
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I smell pancakes. Either I’m having a stroke or my neighbours are taunting me via cooking.
14/4 2017
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The biggest question I have after watching The Last Jedi teaser trailer is… are you seriously telling me they couldn’t get The Journal of the Whills on kindle? Paper books are so last millenium. Or.. next millennium.
15/4 2017
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Today will be a good day. You’ve been truthbombed.
15/4 2017
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Always look on the bright side of life.

15/4 2017
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goatlog
part 1

part 2

15/4 2017
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I know a giraffe having a baby is pretty cool and big news, but I just had pizza so I feel like I definitely have something to be proud of too.
Also, pizza is my walkabout.
THIS IS DESTINY, THIS IS MY DESTINY. I’M SUPPOSED TO DO THIS DAMIT. DON’T TELL ME WHAT I CAN’T DO.
15/4 2017
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Tonight on Xplosion Factor we have Russia, North Korea and America competing to see who has the biggest bomb, and yes that is a metaphor for expletive deleted. Don’t worry, we’ll all get f%/%/d by their giant phallic manbombs. Maybe instead of dropping them on people they could just have a swordfight with them.
15/4 2017
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Heading to bed early. Because I have had enough reality for today. And the band dreamed on.
15/4 2017
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday, guys.

16/4 2017
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I still haven’t forgiven Jimmy Fallon.
HE STOLE THE TONIGHT SHOW FROM CONAN.
16/4 2017
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I don’t think I will ever really understand humans. They puzzle me. That’s probably why I hang out with goats so much.
Cash me in the goat pen, howbow dah.

16/4 2017
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We just had a power outage. Either that or the simulation rebooted itself. Everything turned off and then on again. Maybe the universe was malfunctioning and one of the arch angels said unto god “have you tried turning it off and turning it back on again?”.
16/4 2017
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My only regret in life is not having the foresight to buy my own chocolate in time for Easter. Like a fool I trusted the Easter Bunny. It’s like Christmas all over again!!
Oh and also all the things I’ve ever done.
16/4 2017
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End of Facebook, go go goat photos.

That’s all for this week, see you in the next one.