The Snowflake Meltdown

June 25th, 2017

What do you do if you want to go outside and scream at the clouds, btu it’s night so you can’t see if there are clouds.
Wait. ARE there clouds at night? Or do they go away and then reform when the sun comes up? Is it like birds? There aren’t birds at night, right? They can’t exist without sunlight. They’re kinda like gremlins in reverse. That’s why you should never throw rice at weddings, because the birds will eat them and multiply and then attack all the wedding guests and I’m pretty sure that was the plot of that Hitchcock movie. Rear Window. Don’t you sometimes wish that life could be like one of those movies that mix real footage with animation? Like Roger Rabbit or all the movies starring Nicholas Cage?
19/6 2017
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I knew it. Faraday is Jesus, confirmed.
And now I think it’s time to wake up in a dream.
19/6 2017
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Today will be a good day. Get the week started right and be on a positive track.
19/6 2017
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Good goat times today. And what a beautiful, lovely day. Upwards of 25C/77F. We’ve had a couple of days like this and I love it. Unfortunately the forecast says we’ll get a dip now again. Danish summer. I wish we could just have a few months of 25C and sun. But it was great today. So hot. And silly me, because temperatures have generally been fairly cool I didn’t think ot bring a bottle of water today. I was so dehydrated I actually had to go and hand-drink from the tap I usually use to fill the goats’ water bucket at. And the walk home was pure walking dead marathon. But I bravely survived, through courage and perspiration and am only slightly delusional now.
More important today brought great progress for the goaties. I’d gotten a reply from our glorious leader Finbarr over the weekend to my email about the feet of the goats. Why are sentences hard to construct right now? Must have more to drink. Make more sense, me. Anyway. Yes, he wrote back thanking me for the very detailed and informative mail and told me he’d turn it over to Alice, who is more in knowledgable and in charge of the goats. So I was kinda wondering how that would go. But luckily the vet just happened to stop by today. She was actually there to look at Black Beauty. But after about 20 minutes of gathering courage and fighting phobia I squeaked up “Any chance you’ll have time to look at the goats too?”. And she did. So after they were done looking at Black Beauty they came out and looked at the goats. And then the vet proceeded to trim their hooves. Properly. I am really glad about that. She said that Mio’s back hoof had looked pretty bad, which corresponds to what I was feeling and which surely has been causing her limping. A38’s hooves didn’t look too bad, but there was one of her rib bones kinda sticking out a bit and the vet was wondering if it might be causing her some discomfort. She did trim her hooves too and then it was decided to get her on painkillers temporarily to see if that would stop her behaviour of lifting her hoof like something’s wrong with it. If the painkillers help then perhaps it’s that bone causing her pain. Or maybe just the proper trimming of her hoof will be the solution. We’ll have to see. But in any case I’m really glad that their hooves were seen to and dealt with properly and professionally. That’s a relief. The vet is really nice too. It’s the same one that we used at the old playground. She has a sweet, compassionate and competent voice. She’s the one who did Palle and Peanut’s castrations for example. Nice to have someone you know, and who knows the goats somewhat.
Ophelia was helping too. I actually haven’t seen her in a couple of months almost, I think. Normally I’d see her every Monday as she took out one of the horses and helped visitors ride them. But I guess that’s on hiatus because of the summer vacation or something. Alice has been the one mainly dealing with the animals. So it was good to see Ophelia again. She was speaking up for getting the hooves trimmed too, talking about Mio’s limping. And later on she came out and asked if I’d help her give A38 the first painkiller. So I did. Poor A38. She doesn’t like being handled. Mia and Mio are more used to it, since they have a crazy human sitting with them always. A38 is not quite as domesticated. She’s kind and sweet and gentle, but she does not like anyone getting hear her hooves. Mia and Mio will practically shove their hooves in my facae, demanding that I rub them. But when I’ve tried to get near A38’s hooves to check them she immediately takes off, like she’s seen the Mio train coming for her. And she doesn’t like being held still at all either. So it was a bit of a hard day for her. It’s always sad that you can’t tell them that you’re doing it for their own good. Mia and Mio did pretty well. Better than usual, Alice said. “Probably because Lasse is here heloing”. I was standing in front of them, stroking their faces as they got the hooves trimmed. And ready to dole out peanuts after the job was done.
Glad it gone done, finally. Hopefully everyone will be doing fine. Lots of lazying around in the sunshine afterwards. Now if you’ll excue me, ice cream.
19/6 2017
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Not everyone could handle the hustle and bustle of my life. It takes true grit, determination and courage to get through the days. I bear my burden with a smiley.
#GoatLife

19/6 2017
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I promised myself I wouldn’t watch Twin Peaks before bedtime again.
I guess that means I’m staying up all night.
But please. Please tell me somewhere there’s a special edition of episode 7 that just ends with another 10 minutes of sweeping in the Roadhouse. I was so ready for the episode to end like that, I would have laughed so much.
19/6 2017
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Today will be a good day. Feel it.
20/6 2017
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F U, Twin Peaks.
I had one of the worst nightmares of my life last night. I woke up and was paralysed by fear, didn’t even dare move in the dark because I was sure the demons followed me into reality. Eventually I fell back asleep and had a funny Twin Peaks dream, so I guess we’re cool.
20/6 2017
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Good goat times today. As the forecast had warned, it got a little colder today. Didn’t even get to 20/70. And there was a bit of a cold wind. But when the sun was out it was still quite pleasant. After all the goings on yesterday, today was just a quiet, uneventful day. Sitting and relaxing with the goaties. Quality time.
20/6 2017
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Hey man, slow down.

20/6 2017
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I’m so tired. If only there was a solution to that problem. I don’t know. I guess I’ll sleep on it, maybe I’ll come up with something.
20/6 2017
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Today will be a good day. Happy hump day, guys.

21/6 2017
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I had a great longsleep with many amazing dreams (naughty dreams are more fun than screaming strobelit Twin Peaks nightmares, fyi) and now it’s time to exercise. So that’s wazzup. Put the pizza on, I’ll be back in a skippy.
21/6 2017
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Guess whooo!

21/6 2017
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Happy National Selfie Day.

21/6 2017
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In reading news, just finished My Name Is Lucy by Elizabeth Strout. Which was sad and beautiful and I only wish it had been longer. Currently reading Alec Baldwin’s memoirs. He’s got a nice voice for storytelling. He doesn’t swear as much as Ron Perlman, though.

21/6 2017
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The Goat Place
link: relaxing video
22/6 2017
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updated his profile
Thanks, Dianne.

22/6 2017
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Today will be a good day. Flow with the flow.
22/6 2017
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Good goat times today. The weather, not so much. It’s been a typical Danish summer week. Starting off hot and sunny and wonderful. Then cooling down to mild and windy. And today a dark morning and eventually the rain came in. It didn’t rain too bad here, though, and didn’t last for too long. Later we got some sun at least. And the goating was good. Inside and out. I did a little run with Mia and she got very jumpy. I think she may have reached Palle levels of bouncing. i’ll have to check the video. Maybe it was the light rain that made her even more eager to get moving. Too darn cute. And lots of snuggles and treats, of course. For the goats too.
22/6 2017
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When it rains…

22/6 2017
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I want to send out some positive thoughts to people who have lost, lately. Too many animals. Humans too. That’s kinda the downside of getting to know so many wonderful people on the social medias. You get a kick in the gut every time they have bad news to share. But that’s because they’re good people and they’ve found their way into your heart, and that’s a good thing after all. But it’s painful. And I’ve been there before myself, having to post horrible news. If you gave me 3 wishes, once I’d eaten the two pizzas I’d use the last one to extend the lifespans of animals we love. Love always brings pain, it’s inevitable. So love as hard as you can while you can.
And I realise I probably shouldn’t be posting this while I have the Mr Potato Head profile picture, but oh well.
Love and healing thoughts to everyone in need. And goatspeed the lost ones to a better place.
22/6 2017
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Raincoat selfie

22/6 2017
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No more awake today. Tired. The last week I have every day either worked really hard on the bike or walked back and forth to the goats. Plus when I was helping the vet with the goats I was standing awkwardly for long periods of time, which has really done a number on my muscles. I feel quite worn down. Now I’m going to dream it away. See you tomorrow, if you don’t see me first.
22/6 2017
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Today will be a good day. Do your best and don’t sweat the rest.
23/6 2017
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I was about to panic, but then I realised I have ice cream. For once I was not failed by Past Me. I have a feeling Future Me might disagree, but that guy’s a jerk and he can go snork his dorks with a fork.
23/6 2017
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I don’t even know what you’re trying to say, Mia.

23/6 2017
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Stop hitting yourself stop hitting yourself stop hitting yourself stop hating yourself
24/6 2017
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Well I was just following the rabbit because it stole my pizza. Also it was being a smartass and it owes me money.
24/6 2017
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I love fictional rain
24/6 2017
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Today will be a good day. We’ll find a way.
24/6 2017
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I don’t even know what to think of the Gong Show, but I wonder if I could go on there with a goat…
24/6 2017
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I wish Mio and Mia would let A38 into the inner circle, but I do love how close these two are. Been through a lot together.

24/6 2017
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Spoiler alert: Political and depressed and insane rants and rambling ahead. Enter at your own risk. Also some nsfw language.
I feel like I should say a few words about the health care bill. But those words would mostly be swear words, so maybe I should refrain. Verse chorus verse.
I don’t know. I find it quite amazing that in a civilized country you can have legislature so important being kept so secret for so long. But okay, when the ruling party bans cameras at press briefings you have already stepped off the cliff. It’s cartoon country. Also Sean Spicer got too fat? Can you imagine if they said the same thing about Sarah Huckabee? Even jokingly.
Also also I don’t get why tax breaks are part of the health care bill? Maybe I’m misunderstanding it, because everytime I start reading something about this mess I get queasy and I have to go puke up garmonbozia in the toilet. But why not maybe get the best health care bill made because that’s one of the most important things in a first world country. And then see what you can do about taxes later? Why are they connected? It’s almost comical, because the working class and coalminers are surely not the ones who will benefit from tax breaks but they’ll be the ones with shitty health care? It just doesn’t make sense. To me. How can they get away with this? Well, by keeping it secret, keeping the press out and having loudmouth neanderthals shouting about the Democrats having child sex rings in pizzerias to distract the commoners, I guess. Let’s all focus on the deep state waving its hands so you don’t see what the actual state is actually doing.
And I know. I can sit back and not care. Because I don’t live in America, as some of you will be itching to point out.
I can’t help thinking of how it would affect me if I lived over there. With all my mental and physical issues, how would I survive? What about my brother and the tumour and kidneys. My parents have health issues too. And we aren’t a rich family.
It strikes me that if you think someone like me contributes anything worthwhile to the world (and I rarely think so myself) then I and people like me wouldn’t be around. I’d be dead or living on the street, certainly not affording internets and sacks of goat treats. If you support the kind of health care they’re suggesting then kiss people like me goodbye. We’re not profitable.
It’s just staggering, the lack of kindness and compassion. The stupidity against science. The ruthlessness against nature and animals. The sexism, the racism, the cosby, the misogyny, the terror, the dishonesty. The viciousness indeed. It’s just unbelievable. I feel physically ill. It’s getting harder and harder to shake the feeling that this is a world I don’t want to be part of. That the snowball is an avalanche and there’s no way back.
And even my own bubble is being invaded. There’s practically gang warfare in my neighbourhood now. I read an interesting article about it that illuminated some things. Turns out the local, old gang or groupings live in my neighbourhood. The newcomers who are trying to take over the territories live in the neighbouring hood where my brother lives. About 10-20 minutes apart. But if we go out after dark we might end up in a shootout. The road I walk by to get to the goats, that’s the border between the two neighbourhoods. Maybe some day I’ll have to pass through a gang checkpoint to pass. Or I should just move to the goats’ place, because the gangs aren’t fighting over that territory yet.
And we have a Minister for Immigration who lies and commits (possibly allegedly) illegal acts. We have a boozehound of a Trumpish Prime Minister who wouldn’t hesitate to live the fat life off the tax payers money. Political parties more or less stealing EU funds to pay for their own illgotten gains. Because even in Denmark nothing fucking matters anymore. You just take and take and take and shit on the world and do whatever is best for you and your own kind. Abuse every privilige and loophole and technicality and circle jerk on reddit every time your preconceived prejudices are validated by the clickbait headlines. And everything is rotten and I have no hope for the world and we’re all slowly dying in the dumpster fire while one side is saying “there is no fire” and the other side is saying “you’re lying and I’ll prove it by setting myself on fire” and aaargh.
Maybe I should print this out and bring it when I go see my doctor about anti depressants next week.
Thank you for hopefully not listening, I just needed to blow off steam.
24/6 2017
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Nothing to see here. Just cute goats
*waves hand*

24/6 2017
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Just to let you guys know, I’m installing a new spam filter. From now on before your comments will be approved you have to pass the Turing test to prove you’re not a bot.
Also, I’m going to bed and you guys better fix the world by tomorrow or I’m staying in my pillow fort. Goodnight.
24/6 2017
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday, guys.

25/6 2017
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Good exercise today.
I know you’re all wondering “What does Lasse listen to when he’s on his exercise bike”? Yes, I can read your mind. And you better go wash your frontal lobe out! But anyway, I listen to whatever audiobook I’m currently reading. And then when I push up the resistance for “hard mode” to really go into overgear I put on my music. And my music is the following, on random:
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You’re welcome.
(except the formatting got nuked. Sorry bout that)
25/6 2017
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Have a goatlog instead. That’s better.

25/6 2017
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There is no snorkeling in the flurby zone. The flurby zone is for flurbing and unflurbing only.
25/6 2017
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OH MY GOD THERE’S AN ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM?!?!?!
– Me, every time someone says “okay, let’s talk about the elephant in the room”.
25/6 2017
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End of Facebook. Go go goat photos.

That’s all for this week, see you in the next one.


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Mint As Ice

June 18th, 2017

The new X Box is called the Xbox One X? Okay. Can there be a Smashing Pumpkins edition called the Xbox One XYU?
11/6 2017
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Here’s an idea for a new show. Basically like a combination of Hotel Hell and Kitchen Nightmares in which Gordon Ramsay visits different Airbnb places to stay the night and have a homecooked meal. And criticizes the heck out of them.
I better start sweeping the floor, he’s coming over in a couple of hours. Hope he likes pot noodles.
12/6 2017
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Today will be a good day. Grab it by the snorks and don’t let go.
12/6 2017
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Good goat times today. It rained overnight so there was a bid of mud about. Not too bad, though. And it stayed mostly dry while I was there. Bit of sunshine now and then too. Nothing too exciting happened today. Other than some visiting kids that said hello to the goats. And Mousy on the prowl outside. Other than that it was just relaxing with the girls. Not too bad.
And then I spent 3 weeks grocery budget on ice cream. Because I’m a responsible aadult and I have grownup ways of dealing with my emotions.
12/6 2017
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Don’t look at me like that, Mia. The mud isn’t THAt bad.

12/6 2017
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Oh by the way, in case you’re keeping score. Last night someone was shot in my neighbourhood. He’ll live. But. Yeah. Maybe that bulletproof vest is a good idea after all.
12/6 2017
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Current status: Coconut ice cream.
12/6 2017
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I’d watch an hour of Dougie Jones and Sonny Jim clapping the lights on and off. Just that. I’d watch it. All of it. An hour.
12/6 2017
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If you had a time machine would you go back and save Julius Caesar’s life?
12/6 2017
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Off to bed. Better luck tomorrow, players.
12/6 2017
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Today will be a good day. I kinda fell into a black hole again. But hey ho I’ve been there before. Now I’ll dig myself out with my gold plated shovel. Let’s go.
13/6 2017
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One for the Adam West fans.

13/6 2017
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Guess who

13/6 2017
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Last night I dreamt about a woman being pregnant with a lamb and the lamb was moving its head inside her tummy and it kinda looked like the facehugger trying to break out of John Hurt’s stomach and I’m never watching Twin Peaks right before going to bed again.
I kept waiting for Ike the Spike to come running into my apartment and start stabbing me.
13/6 2017
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Donald Trump blocked Stephen King on Twitter.
(I deleted the rest of this post, because nothing matters and it would either be preaching to the choir or FAKE NEWS).
13/6 2017
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Unfollowing reality and entering the dreamscape. Hopefully tonight’s adventures will be directed by Pee Wee Herman, not David Lynch.
13/6 2017
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Today will be a good day. Happy hump day, guys.

14/6 2017
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I am grateful for

14/6 2017
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Update on my research about the meaning of life:
Coconut ice cream = amazing.
Mint/chocolate ice cream = I don’t like it.
I’m not a mint guy, I guess. I’m not mint. You know. I’m lucky there are no other meanings to that word.
14/6 2017
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Ooh. I’m excited by this. I can’t really play computer games anymore due to my eyesight, but I watched someone play through the entire game of Little Nightmares on youtube because it’s so fascinating. It’s beautiful and creepy and I feel like if David Lynch made a computer game it would probably be either this or a Dougie VR job simulator.
Anyway, I guess it will be a long long time before this shows up on the telly but I’ll look forward to it. And highly recommend checking out the game, for playing or watching. There’s a tie-in comic too that I wish I could read. Stupid eyes.
link: R-ussso brothers to adapt spooky puzzle game Little Nightmares
14/6 2017
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some kind of plastic I could wrap around you

14/6 2017
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My pizza eating anthem. it’s not a habit, it’s cool, I feel alive. Blast from the 90s. With Skin from Skunk Anansie whom i’m now wondering if are conneted to Mr Nancy’s boys. if you don’t have it you’re on the other side i’m not an addict baby that’s a lie oooooh

14/6 2017
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“There will always be a darkness in my head, that’s why I try to fill up the empty space there with light as much as possible”.
Said in a message, but I though it was relevant enough to post it too. And trust me. I have a LOT of empty space in my head.
15/6 2017
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Watched the last episode of The Handmaid’s Tale tonight. It’s so comforting to watch some silly, light entertainment when the real world is getting so dark.
Seriously, though. It’s been good TV weeks with Handmaid, American Gods and Twin Peaks. I’ve been enjoying all 3 of those a lot.
15/6 2017
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Today will be a good day. Carp it.
15/6 2017
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Good goat times today. A warm day. Felt a little too humid in the morning, but it got better. A lot of clouds but sunshine here and there too. Pretty good summer day. I was first there in the morning so I fed the goats and let them out. Sweet A38 bleating after the others when I let her out first. As she always does. Even if the big girls are scary, she still doesn’t want to be on her own. Lots of good relaxing. On the bench and in the dirt. A run through the pasture too. And running from the horses when they came out. Smooches and treats, all that you could ask for.
15/6 2017
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Oh no, A38 has been turned into a duck! What manner of vile sorcery is this?!

15/6 2017
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Well, just composed and sent an email to the two heads at the playground regarding the goats and their hooves. Mio is still limping a bit and A38 has start limping too I think and she keeps raising one hoof as if she’s not comfortable on it. And my snorkforkling phobia is so bad that I have not been able to go find them and talk face to face (I’m not even sure where they are now, I haven’t been in the human building since the day we first moved here and I remember none of it. I spend literally all the time in the goat pen and pasture). I hate myself for being so weak, the goats deserve better. But at least the email should set stuff in motion.
15/6 2017
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Oh phew, the spell has worn off. A38 is back to her goat self.

15/6 2017
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Look, we can sit here and argue about whose pizza this is. But I already ated it.
15/6 2017
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We have reached the part of the summer where my upper arm and my lower arm look like they come from two different people. Suntan reggae.
15/6 2017
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That’s all from me for today. If you want to see me again tomorrow please start recharging the mr potato head battery and don’t forget to keep farting at the windmills. I HAVE ZE POWER.
15/6 2017
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Today will be a good day. Find the things that make it so.
16/6 2017
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Did you hear the ice cream truck?

16/6 2017
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Now That’s What I Call Mediocre, a collection of things that are happening
16/6 2017
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I have this phrase stuck in my head. “The ocean doesn’t dream of you”. It might not be exact. Something like that. Can anyone tell me where it’s from? I must have heard it recently, but I can’t place it now.

16/6 2017
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goatlog

17/6 2017
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Facebox is really dirking me around tonight. NO MORE QUESTIONS

17/6 2017
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Today will be a good day. All the world’s a stage, so play on players.
17/6 2017
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A38 found a nice spot there. If you can’t have a moat around your castle, a pile of branches will do. No one can sneak attack you then.

17/6 2017
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I had a long rant in my head about how straight males probably have no way of even imagining what it would be like to have people running their country who were actively working to stop them from marrying the people they love and then something about how religion is surely the greatest tragedy of humankind because it’s supposed to be this glorious wonderful power of love and compassion and hope and yet surely nothing else has been used more as a tool of hate and intolerance and suffering throughout history,
but really now all I can think about is how I want to eat literally everything and how I miss Palle and Kamel and Fuzzy and Peanut and Ping and Pong and
17/6 2017
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Switching off for today. In case you were wondering, yes, no and only if the tin is half full otherwise it’s easier to just buy a whole new one. Thanks, and don’t forget to support your local Arzt. They’re dynamite!

17/6 2017
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday, guys.

18/6 2017
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Look, if exercise is so good for you then why do I feel like someone pushed me off the leaning tower of Pisa and then the tower toppled over and fell on top of me? Explain that, science nerds.
18/6 2017
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All hail king Neptune and his water-breathers.

18/6 2017
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Relaxing like a goat

18/6 2017
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I always imagine that one dentist aggressively giving the finger to the other 4 dentists who are all recommending that brand.
18/6 2017
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goatlog

18/6 2017
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Uh oh, watch out A38. I think Mia is planning a sneak attack.

18/6 2017
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One of my OG online friends, from back when we invented the internet, is having baby. Congratulations on having baby, Traci!
link: Traci Stone announcement
18/6 2017
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End of Facebook. Go go goat photos.

That’s all for this week, see you in the next one.


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