Mint As Ice
The new X Box is called the Xbox One X? Okay. Can there be a Smashing Pumpkins edition called the Xbox One XYU?
11/6 2017
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Here’s an idea for a new show. Basically like a combination of Hotel Hell and Kitchen Nightmares in which Gordon Ramsay visits different Airbnb places to stay the night and have a homecooked meal. And criticizes the heck out of them.
I better start sweeping the floor, he’s coming over in a couple of hours. Hope he likes pot noodles.
12/6 2017
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Today will be a good day. Grab it by the snorks and don’t let go.
12/6 2017
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Good goat times today. It rained overnight so there was a bid of mud about. Not too bad, though. And it stayed mostly dry while I was there. Bit of sunshine now and then too. Nothing too exciting happened today. Other than some visiting kids that said hello to the goats. And Mousy on the prowl outside. Other than that it was just relaxing with the girls. Not too bad.
And then I spent 3 weeks grocery budget on ice cream. Because I’m a responsible aadult and I have grownup ways of dealing with my emotions.
12/6 2017
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Don’t look at me like that, Mia. The mud isn’t THAt bad.
12/6 2017
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Oh by the way, in case you’re keeping score. Last night someone was shot in my neighbourhood. He’ll live. But. Yeah. Maybe that bulletproof vest is a good idea after all.
12/6 2017
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Current status: Coconut ice cream.
12/6 2017
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I’d watch an hour of Dougie Jones and Sonny Jim clapping the lights on and off. Just that. I’d watch it. All of it. An hour.
12/6 2017
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If you had a time machine would you go back and save Julius Caesar’s life?
12/6 2017
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Off to bed. Better luck tomorrow, players.
12/6 2017
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Today will be a good day. I kinda fell into a black hole again. But hey ho I’ve been there before. Now I’ll dig myself out with my gold plated shovel. Let’s go.
13/6 2017
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One for the Adam West fans.
13/6 2017
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Guess who
13/6 2017
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Last night I dreamt about a woman being pregnant with a lamb and the lamb was moving its head inside her tummy and it kinda looked like the facehugger trying to break out of John Hurt’s stomach and I’m never watching Twin Peaks right before going to bed again.
I kept waiting for Ike the Spike to come running into my apartment and start stabbing me.
13/6 2017
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Donald Trump blocked Stephen King on Twitter.
(I deleted the rest of this post, because nothing matters and it would either be preaching to the choir or FAKE NEWS).
13/6 2017
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Unfollowing reality and entering the dreamscape. Hopefully tonight’s adventures will be directed by Pee Wee Herman, not David Lynch.
13/6 2017
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Today will be a good day. Happy hump day, guys.
14/6 2017
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I am grateful for
14/6 2017
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Update on my research about the meaning of life:
Coconut ice cream = amazing.
Mint/chocolate ice cream = I don’t like it.
I’m not a mint guy, I guess. I’m not mint. You know. I’m lucky there are no other meanings to that word.
14/6 2017
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Ooh. I’m excited by this. I can’t really play computer games anymore due to my eyesight, but I watched someone play through the entire game of Little Nightmares on youtube because it’s so fascinating. It’s beautiful and creepy and I feel like if David Lynch made a computer game it would probably be either this or a Dougie VR job simulator.
Anyway, I guess it will be a long long time before this shows up on the telly but I’ll look forward to it. And highly recommend checking out the game, for playing or watching. There’s a tie-in comic too that I wish I could read. Stupid eyes.
link: R-ussso brothers to adapt spooky puzzle game Little Nightmares
14/6 2017
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some kind of plastic I could wrap around you
14/6 2017
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My pizza eating anthem. it’s not a habit, it’s cool, I feel alive. Blast from the 90s. With Skin from Skunk Anansie whom i’m now wondering if are conneted to Mr Nancy’s boys. if you don’t have it you’re on the other side i’m not an addict baby that’s a lie oooooh
14/6 2017
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“There will always be a darkness in my head, that’s why I try to fill up the empty space there with light as much as possible”.
Said in a message, but I though it was relevant enough to post it too. And trust me. I have a LOT of empty space in my head.
15/6 2017
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Watched the last episode of The Handmaid’s Tale tonight. It’s so comforting to watch some silly, light entertainment when the real world is getting so dark.
Seriously, though. It’s been good TV weeks with Handmaid, American Gods and Twin Peaks. I’ve been enjoying all 3 of those a lot.
15/6 2017
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Today will be a good day. Carp it.
15/6 2017
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Good goat times today. A warm day. Felt a little too humid in the morning, but it got better. A lot of clouds but sunshine here and there too. Pretty good summer day. I was first there in the morning so I fed the goats and let them out. Sweet A38 bleating after the others when I let her out first. As she always does. Even if the big girls are scary, she still doesn’t want to be on her own. Lots of good relaxing. On the bench and in the dirt. A run through the pasture too. And running from the horses when they came out. Smooches and treats, all that you could ask for.
15/6 2017
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Oh no, A38 has been turned into a duck! What manner of vile sorcery is this?!
15/6 2017
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Well, just composed and sent an email to the two heads at the playground regarding the goats and their hooves. Mio is still limping a bit and A38 has start limping too I think and she keeps raising one hoof as if she’s not comfortable on it. And my snorkforkling phobia is so bad that I have not been able to go find them and talk face to face (I’m not even sure where they are now, I haven’t been in the human building since the day we first moved here and I remember none of it. I spend literally all the time in the goat pen and pasture). I hate myself for being so weak, the goats deserve better. But at least the email should set stuff in motion.
15/6 2017
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Oh phew, the spell has worn off. A38 is back to her goat self.
15/6 2017
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Look, we can sit here and argue about whose pizza this is. But I already ated it.
15/6 2017
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We have reached the part of the summer where my upper arm and my lower arm look like they come from two different people. Suntan reggae.
15/6 2017
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That’s all from me for today. If you want to see me again tomorrow please start recharging the mr potato head battery and don’t forget to keep farting at the windmills. I HAVE ZE POWER.
15/6 2017
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Today will be a good day. Find the things that make it so.
16/6 2017
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Did you hear the ice cream truck?
16/6 2017
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Now That’s What I Call Mediocre, a collection of things that are happening
16/6 2017
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I have this phrase stuck in my head. “The ocean doesn’t dream of you”. It might not be exact. Something like that. Can anyone tell me where it’s from? I must have heard it recently, but I can’t place it now.
16/6 2017
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goatlog
17/6 2017
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Facebox is really dirking me around tonight. NO MORE QUESTIONS
17/6 2017
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Today will be a good day. All the world’s a stage, so play on players.
17/6 2017
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A38 found a nice spot there. If you can’t have a moat around your castle, a pile of branches will do. No one can sneak attack you then.
17/6 2017
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I had a long rant in my head about how straight males probably have no way of even imagining what it would be like to have people running their country who were actively working to stop them from marrying the people they love and then something about how religion is surely the greatest tragedy of humankind because it’s supposed to be this glorious wonderful power of love and compassion and hope and yet surely nothing else has been used more as a tool of hate and intolerance and suffering throughout history,
but really now all I can think about is how I want to eat literally everything and how I miss Palle and Kamel and Fuzzy and Peanut and Ping and Pong and
17/6 2017
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Switching off for today. In case you were wondering, yes, no and only if the tin is half full otherwise it’s easier to just buy a whole new one. Thanks, and don’t forget to support your local Arzt. They’re dynamite!
17/6 2017
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday, guys.
18/6 2017
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Look, if exercise is so good for you then why do I feel like someone pushed me off the leaning tower of Pisa and then the tower toppled over and fell on top of me? Explain that, science nerds.
18/6 2017
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All hail king Neptune and his water-breathers.
18/6 2017
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Relaxing like a goat
18/6 2017
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I always imagine that one dentist aggressively giving the finger to the other 4 dentists who are all recommending that brand.
18/6 2017
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goatlog
18/6 2017
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Uh oh, watch out A38. I think Mia is planning a sneak attack.
18/6 2017
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One of my OG online friends, from back when we invented the internet, is having baby. Congratulations on having baby, Traci!
link: Traci Stone announcement
18/6 2017
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End of Facebook. Go go goat photos.
That’s all for this week, see you in the next one.