Today will be a good day. Let’s go get it.
24/4 2017
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Good goat times today. Rotten weather in the morning, though. Cold and steadily growing rain. Spent time inside with the goaties. For a while I thought I might not get to go out with them at all. But then the rain died down and we actually got a little spell of sunshine. So we went out in the pen. And found a smorgasbord of a feast. All along one fence there were lots and lots of branches. Someone must have been doing yard work. Lots of stuff for the goats to climb and snack. That’ll last us months, I bet. Always good to have things to nibble on and investigate.
Miraculously managed to find my lens cap after dropping it in the mud. I only had to spend 15-20 minutes looking for it. When you’re blind it’s not easy finding a dark lens cap in the mud if you aren’t sure where in the pen you might have lost it.
The rain started back up on my way home. Come on Spring, get your boots in swing.
24/4 2017
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Is it safe to come out?

24/4 2017
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Quite lovely, in between the rain showers.

24/4 2017
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So, we’re all in denial that Bates Motel is ending tonight, right? Check.
24/4 2017
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Snorkelface out.
*drops mike*
*in the designated mike box on the shelf next to all the other mikes*
24/4 2017
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Today will be a good day. Are you with me?
25/4 2017
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goatlog

25/4 2017
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And now, weather.

25/4 2017
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Is there a setting on that FaceApp thing that will show me what I’d look like as a goat?
Also what’s a FaceApp?

25/4 2017
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Bates Motel isn’t dead. It’s down in the kitchen, cooking me a wonderful, fancy dinner.
25/4 2017
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Okay, that’s it for tonight. I’m checking into the dream hotel. Don’t come a knocking if the fabric of reality is a rock and rolling.
25/4 2017
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Today will be a good day. Happy hump day, guys.

26/4 2017
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Next time I say I’m going to go exercise, please handcuff me to a radiator.
26/4 2017
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Mia, attacking the new big pile of branches.

26/4 2017
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I am quite happy with this. When it comes to AMC shows, I think I’m actually enjoying Into The Badlands more than The Walking Dead these days. And I’m still a TWD fan. I’m just really into the Badlands. Which is funny because I have zero interest in martial arts. Zero. You know that time when everybody was kung fu fighting? I was the guy standing in the corner saying it was a little bit frightening. But their world bulding is so good, it’s a fascinating setting with weird places and characters. There was that guy in the last episode that looked like a landlocked Jack Sparrow. And that giant wall that would make Trump jealous.
I hope getting 16 episodes won’t be a bad move, though. It seems most of the shows I really enjoy these days are the shorter seasoned ones.
So anyway. How bow da TV, eh?
link: AMC expands Badlands season 3
26/4 2017
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It’s Alien Day and there’s an ant named after Radiohead. But tell me again which of those 10 artists you haven’t seen live.
link: Radiohead ant species
27/4 2017
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Today will be a good day. We’ll make it up as we go.
27/4 2017
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Good goat times today. It started out as a really beautiful day, with lots of sunshine. A little cold though. Below 10/50. But as the sun kept shining I had to take off the scarf and let my coat hang open. Too hot. Later on it greyed out and on my way home it started raining. But I greatly enjoyed the time in the sun with the goats. Did some work in the pen too. Hauling some of the new branches around. Cleared out a corner and distributed some of the branches in spots around the pen. it’s always good to have multiple places so A38 can find a place without worrying about the big girls. So many branches, though. So much to snack on. Brought the last of the dried bananas too. Again very popular. I think Mia and Mio like them more than A38, though. But then show me a food that Mia and Mio won’t like…
And I got tomatoes in the supermarket again. Now I’m just crossing my fingers that they’re good. Let’s hope tomato season has begun.
27/4 2017
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Marshmallow clouds in the blue skies, the horses grazing on the newly growing grass, Mia and Mio working on one of the smaller piles of branches I made, A38 taking a break and sitting in the sun.
Not pictured: smiling guy with camera.

27/4 2017
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Oh yeah, tomato report. They weren’t that great. Consistency is getting there, but almost no flavour. Still, they feel better than the imported winter tomatoes. So let’s hope tomatoes.
27/4 2017
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Shutting down for today. Everyone report to your cryostasis chambers. Can’t have the world carrying on while I’m gone. Don’t worry, I’ll unfreeze you tomorrow. And maybe a pizza too.
27/4 2017
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Today will be a good day. Believe it, be it.
28/4 2017
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A38 enjoys the branches too. Though I don’t think she climbs on them. Like Kamel she prefers staying grounded.

28/4 2017
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goatlog

28/4 2017
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If you don’t know how to fix it, please stop breaking it.

28/4 2017
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An Uber Goat service where you can call them and they deliver a goat for you to play with for 30 minutes.
PATENT PENDING
How I made my millions
28/4 2017
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It’s almost midnight, Friday. Time to party. And by party I mean eat the last of the icecream and try not to cry.
LIKE A BOSS
28/4 2017
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This was a bad to subscribe to a food channel on Youtube.
I’m going to have to take out the icecream again, aren’t I?
29/4 2017
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What do we want?
PIZZA!
When do we want it?
JUST GIVE ME THE #&¤/¤% PIZZA!
29/4 2017
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I want you to know that even though I rarely show it, I still love you.
Sorry, just talking to myself again.
29/4 2017
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It’s 4:20, do you know where your head’s at?

29/4 2017
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Today will be a good day. We live in luxury and enlightenment, and the rest will follow.
29/4 2017
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PSA: I don’t want to exercise.
The Lasse Linno Henriksen Story.
Dot com.
*beep*
You have 108 new messages.
ctrlaltdelete
29/4 2017
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Oh boy. Just had 4+ hours without power. My dad came over to see if he could fix it, since I’m blind and prefer to stay out of the fuse box. But he couldn’t fix it. So we had to call the emergency electricity service squad. They’re kinda like the Justice League only they fix electrical installations. I hate having strangers in my flat. This is my safe space. My bubble. Where I can get away from humanity. Anyway, the electrician was very nice and luckily he had the parts to fix it. Something had short circuited inside the box itself. Or something like that. Took about 30 minutes to fix. There was just one part he didn’t have, so he’ll need to come back on Tuesday with that. But hopefully that’s the end of my power problems. I HAVE ZE POWAH. I hope. It’s been going on and off a few times lately. I’d really really like there to be no more problems there.
29/4 2017
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Turning the power off, voluntarily this time. Let’s hope it powers up tomorrow. Otherwise I’ll have to get the generator going. And frankly, I think that lil hamster in the wheel considers himself retired.
29/4 2017
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday, guys.

30/4 2017
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Good exercise, even without the space heaters. Still managed to work up a good sweat. Maybe because of the double plastic bag shirts and snow pants. And finally sun through the window.
30/4 2017
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A simple love

30/4 2017
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Everyone’s favourite Horse and Goat duo. Black Beauty and A38.
I wonder if I could machinate the universe into a state where A38 would be standing on BB’s back.
One can dream.

30/4 2017
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Swimming in the river of blue

30/4 2017
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You do realise there’s a darkest timeline where Scott shot David instead of himself, right?
#BeverlyHills666
30/4 2017
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I wonder if Meat Loaf would do my taxes, for love.
30/4 2017
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goatlog.
The random youtube url for this video has the word Jedi in it. Thumbsup.

30/4 2017
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End of Facebook posts, go go goat photos.

That’s all for this week, see you in the next one.

Patterns can be beautiful. Patterns can be ugly. Patterns can be hard to break. Watch me fall into the same old traps. Like a mouse for the cheese.

17/4 2017
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Today will be a good day. There will be good days.
17/4 2017
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Shoutout to my dad for baking pancakes and bringing them to me. Above and beyond. I’m kinda having one of those days where I feel like I can’t face the world, so pancakes are welcome. If it wasn’t for the big footie game tonight I’m not sure I would have made it out of bed today.
17/4 2017
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I ate too many pancakes. There was really no way to predict or avoid this.
No regrets!
17/4 2017
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I’m going to retire early for the day and see if I can catch some dreams. I still have emergency pancakes in the fridge so if you could send up a gallon of icecream in the morning that’d be swell.
17/4 2017
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Today will be a good day.
18/4 2017
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My mind has fallen and it can’t get up. Not doing so great. But I’ll get there and back again. For now I’m going to go dream myself away.
18/4 2017
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Today will be a good day. Happy hump day, guys.

19/4 2017
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My mind has been so messed up lately that I forgot to mention something good that happened. I got a package with goat soap from Moonstruck farm! I think it was sent by Rochelle Troyano and the order made by Pat Lehn, do I have that right? Thank you so much! I love it when you guys think of me. I hardly deserve such kindness. Don’t know what I’d do without my Facebookerinos. <3!
19/4 2017
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I haven’t watched it myself, but I do believe the first episode of the new MST3K is showcasing an old Danish ‘horror’ movie, Reptilicus. I wonder if it’s dubbed in English? I guess it would have to be. I remember renting it on VHS in our local VideoShoppen (before it was taken over by Blockbuster) and watching it at home and actually being sort of frightened by it. Of course I was just a kid. And special effects was a guy in a rubber suot where you could still see the zipper.
I think I may actually be more looking forward to seeing Reptilicus again than by seeing MST3K again.
19/4 2017

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goatlog

19/4 2017
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Shoutout to Moomincat from 2006. I hope you’re still around somewhere.

19/4 2017
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I’d love to try that unicorn frappuccino, but dangit I have to stick to my vegetarianism.
PS. Don’t tell me what’s in my Soylent Greenshake.
20/4 2017
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Today will be a good day. Find the track and get back on it.
20/4 2017
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Good goat times today. Phew, I needed that. I actually hadn’t seen the goats in a week, which is unheard of. Normally I’d never do that. But I’ve just been feeling so mentally down that even leaving the house felt like too much. Which is silly when you know that seeing the goats is the one thing guaranteed to make me feel better. And it did of course. Cleared all the worries and pains away for a while. Cold day, though. We’re down to winter levels again. In fact I think it might have snowed or sleeted a little while I was indisposed. On the bright side there are now little greeneries growing on the trees. When I arrived today I found the goaties out in the dark forest, nibbling on the growing greens. I’d try telling them to let them grow for a while so there’ll be more green later, but I doubt they’d agree with my logic. I got a nice big bleat from Mia. Someone must have missed me. And spent good time with them all. I brought the dried banana slices that I got from a friend of Mia’s page. It was a big hit. I think they liked them even better than the saltines and animal crackers. I could have brought a santa-sized sack full of them and I think tehy would have all been snarfed down like there was no tomorrow. Big hit. Yeah, I think we all needed that. Hopefully I’m back on track now. Let’s hope Spring gets back on track too.
20/4 2017
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“Who are you again?”
Mia, trying to guilt me into giving extra treats.

20/4 2017
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I can neither confirm nor deny that there is still Easter candy on sale in Denmark. I’d also like to take this opportunity to address these allegations one by one and.. hey, are you filming this? Turn off that camera! THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER!
20/4 2017
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Heading to bed. Thanks everyone for the emotional support, and thank you chocolate Easter bunny for your personal sacrifice to the cause. #NeverForget.
PS finally got my Rogue One DVD, so I know what I’ll be doing tomorrow. Eating more chocolate. And eventually maybe watch Rogue One.
20/4 2017
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Today will be a good day. We have the power.
21/4 2017
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Things are starting to green.

21/4 2017
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Mmm, K-2SO. I love that droid.
21/4 2017
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goatlog

21/4 2017
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Oh boyoh. I love Rogue One. It perfectly accomplishes what it sets out to do. Great war movie set in the Star Wars universe. Hitting all the good nostalgia buttons, fitting pretty perfectly into its slot. And that ending with Vader being all Vadery and then Carrie Fisher. Now can I has The Last Jedi, please?
21/4 2017
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Can’t we just have 50% off Easter chocolate in stores all year round? Why not keep selling Easter chocolate in July and August. I think there’s a great business scheme here. Of course I never went to business school. Or regular school. Or kindergarten, after the smurf incident.
21/4 2017
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I invented a time machine but I forgot my AOL password so I can’t use it the end
22/4 2017
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Today will be a good day. Because we can, and I do believe we will and you know what, we won’t stop.
22/4 2017
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I stand with science.
I mean, I will. Once I get out of this chair. Usually third try is the charm.
22/4 2017
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Greenbusters

22/4 2017
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I’m reading spoiler speculation that Luke might not use a lightsaber in The Last Jedi and I can’t help imagining Rey being all “Do you have ANY idea what I had to go through to get this lightsaber to you, and you’re not even going to use it?! You #%&%¤&”. Maybe the whole movie will just be a continuation of the final scene of The Force Awakens, they’ll be standing up there on the cliff and Rey will poke and prod luke with the lightsaber handle and Luke will just squirm and dodge and go “nuh uh, not taking it. Don’t want it”. And Rey will try to stuff it down his pocket and Luke will forcepush her hands away. And then he’ll reach out his hand as if to accept it and Rey will try to hand it over but then he withdraws his hand and thumbs his nose in ridicule. “Psyche, too slow!”.
Brb, writing fanfic.
22/4 2017
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You don’t realise how dependent you are on electricity until you have none.
It’s kinda like pizza in that way.
22/4 2017
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Heading to bed. Let’s hope we have power tomorrow. Power to the people!
22/4 2017
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday, guys.
Miss you badly, Palle.

23/4 2017
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Does this hazmat suit make my climate look hot?
23/4 2017
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Grandma always takes top spot.

23/4 2017
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I miss him so much. Randomly started thinking about the day I found him, dark clouds rolling right in, feeling like I failed him. Sigh.Beautiful boy.
link: Palle hugs video
23/4 2017
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End of Facebook. Go go goat photos.

That’s all for this week, see you in the next one.