The Danish actress from Mr Robot liked my tweet to her. This is official notification that you’re all invited to the wedding.
22/1 2017
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Marilyn Manson definitely played Paul on Wonder Years. Period.

23/1 2017
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That’s it, I’m going to steal an ice cream truck and drive off into the sunset.
23/1 2017
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Today will be a good day. Fact!
23/1 2017
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Good goat times today. A beautiful, sunny day. With temperatures just that notch above freezing that makes it all more bearable. Even the mud semeed nicer today. It was still muddy, but there wasn’t much water in it. It was more like dry mud than like the swamp we’ve been having. That’s how you drain a swamp! (Sorry, if I’ve been too political. But asking people not to post about Trump around the inauguration is kind of like asking people not to talk about the Super bowl around Super Bowl Day. Is Super Bowl Day a thing? I don’t know anything about Super Bowl ball. Anyway, I’ve only lost one friend over it so far so we’re coo. Honestly, I can barely keep up with Facebook anymore so maybe I should just start posting really offensive stuff until everyone has unfriended me. Hey, it worked in real life!).
I was the first to arrive, so I took the goats out myself. Went smoother than it’s gone before, mainly because I hooked Mia up on Mio’s leash and then had A38 on her own. So I more or less had them all under control as I took them around the building and out to the pasture. Got Mia to get up on the little cross beam again. She could be a tightrope walker, I think.
Got news about the horse situation as well, but I’ll write about that when I’m done self medicating with pizza.
23/1 2017
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“Now can I have a peanut?!”

23/1 2017
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Oh yeah, I also managed to knock my leg against the fence. It was one of those direct hits to the muscle that don’t hurt that bad in the moment. But you know tomorrow it’s going to be bad. So I got that to look forward to.
23/1 2017
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The Last Jedi?
That’s… okay. I guess.
In related news, I started listening to Carrie Fisher’s new book today. Narrated by herself Only shortly into it but she’s already made me laugh a couple of times. Sigh.
23/1 2017
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Not only is The Last Jedi the title of the new Star Wars movie, it’s also the name of one of the 20 old Marvel stories that were translated for the Danish Star Wars magazine. I remember reading it as a kid and actually being quite moved by it. It might have been the first Star Wars story to ever sort of emotionally touch me like that. As ridiculed as the old Marvel comics are today, they were my gateway into an expanded universe.
link: Star Wars 49: The Last Jedi
23/1 2017
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Also, a RIP to Gorden Kaye. I watched a lot of ‘Allo ‘Allo as a kid. It was delighfully naughty for something we all watched as a family. Back when there was one TV in the house and 3 channels to pick from.
23/1 2017
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Uh oh, I think I just aggroed the kaka demons
23/1 2017
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Today will be a good day. I declare it an international holiday. Please put on your designated hats and join me in the traditional dance.
24/1 2017
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She really is rather beautiful.

24/1 2017
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Oh hey yeah, I was supposed to tell you about the horses. I actually started writing this yesterday evening but then I collapsed in my comfy chair, with aching leg and sadness over the decline of humanity and the fact that I had eaten the last of the pizza and I spent the rest of the evening and all of the night having amazing dreams. But never let it be said that I leave you hanging.
*clicks ‘Post’*
Oh wait, the horses. I talked to Ophelia as I left yesterday. She was out with the new horse. And it is a new horse, yes. It’s called Black Beauty. ‘Surprise, surprise’ as Ophelia said. Not the most of original name. But it fits. And she seems very sweet. When I gave her carrots the other day she didn’t get too eager or pushy. Seems quite easy going, unlike someone else I can think of…
Yes, Mulle has left us unfortunately. Apparently the older horses were getting a little tired of her (and I think the goats agreed). She was kinda hugh-strung and apparently she’d been having some breathing problems too. So she’s moved to another place that’s a little better suited to her needs. I’m not sure if we’ll get to see her again, but I wouldn’t count on it. It’s too bad, because I really like her. She was a lot of fun. She had a goaty personality, as I liked to say. Even though I don’t feed the horses very often, Mulle would still always come over to see if I had something for her. Much to the terror of the goats. It was fun knowing her, I hope she has a good life ahead. Black Beauty seems like her complete opposite. Other than the fact that they both have a white stripe down the face. Ophelia said that a couple of the other horses may also be leaving later in the year, and that they’re looking into getting one or more new horses, some that would be a little more kid friendly. I hope Sille doesn’t leave. Even though I’m not super close with her, I’ve known her for many, many years since she used to live at the old playground before coming here.
We’ll see what the future brings. I think Mia and Mio are happy with the change. They were terrified of Mulle. And they did have some close encounters too where Mulle acted out a bit, so maybe it’s better for their safety too. They have a healthy respect for the other horses, but seem to co-exist better with them.
24/1 2017
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Got a message from someone who said they got goats because of my page. That made me rather happy. Spreading some good. Also said her boyfriend lives in Denmark, but I don’t think that had anything to do with me. Although I know I make Danish guys look hot AF. Watching me waddle around in 17 layers of clothes with mittens on… honestly, I don’t know how anyone could resist me. The only reason I keep refusing to appear on a Danish version of The Bachelor is that I know I’d crash their system with the millions of applications they’d get to be on my season. It would definitely be the most watched season of all time. Period.
24/1 2017
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No Oscar nomination for my goat videos this year either. Sigh. But it’s ok. I’ll keep working hard to accomplish my goal of being an EGOT.
I already have the Elderberry, Goat and Tomato down.
24/1 2017

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I am hereby issuing an executive order that all your pizzas are belong to me. Please respect my authority.
24/1 2017
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Thank you, Facebookerinos, for making me feel good about myself today. You all get a rose. And one for your goats, if you have any. While the political goings on today have made me want to pour Rogaine on my head so I could quickly grow some hair to tear back out, at least you show me the kindness that I desperately need to believe still exists in this world. I’m going to go dreamwalk into the great, wide crazy. If you need to borrow some elderberry soup from my freezer just remember: The pincode to my alarm system is 00007. If you get the reference, you get a cookie. And some elderberry soup.
24/1 2017
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Today will be a good day. Happy hump day, guys.

25/1 2017
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Here’s my theory about SW8:
The Last Jedi refers to Luke’s students. We’ll get the backstory of his academy. And at some point he’ll make a speech where he says to them “You are the last jedi… and the first”. And then Kylo Ren yada yada Yoda.
Of course I could be totally wrong. It’s bound to happen SOME day.
25/1 2017
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Look what I got! Thank you Lisa Edwards and for the calendar as well. I’m a big fan of Australia, and not just because I want your temperatures.
Now if you’ll excuse me I have to go to my “How to pose naturally for a photo” introductory class.

25/1 2017
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Gagging Order

25/1 2017
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Trying to find my way back to happier postings.
I’m just finding it impossible not to be sad and angry about what’s happening. And powerless. Also, we’re supposed to ‘tell it like it is’, right? Or are we supposed to shut up and move on? I’m getting mixed signals.
I don’t think everyone who voted for Trump is a bad person. But if you’re okay with what they’re doing right now then I guess I just don’t understand why you’d want to be friends with someone like me. I feel like the very core of my essence is in complete opposition to everyhing that Donald Trump stands for. I mean can you even for a second imagine Donald sitting in the dirt playing with goats? Do you think he’d hesitate for a second before sending thousands of goats straight to the slaughterhouse if he needed their land for a pipeline or a wall? They just signed away basic health care for kids and veterans, you think they’d give two s**ts about the wellfare of animals, or mentally/physically challenged people like me?
I know it doesn’t matter. Everyone has picked their own truth already. I will try to find my way back to my own truth, a happy one. i’d like that to be the core of my essence. Or the essence of my core. I’m just saying. I’m an (overly) emotional and dramatic person at times and I have so many feelings about all this right now. Sometimes they’ll spill over. So feel free to unfriend or unfollow me if you can’t stand that. You can always follow Mia’s page for animal happiness. There will be no politics on there at least.
Thank you for putting up with me. And also thank you to those of my friends who are posting the hard facts about what’s going on. I’m just emotionally rambling, I’m thankful for everyone who is dealing more rationally and factually with things. Even though I’d also like Facebook to go back to a happy place with only animals and kids and fun and memes. But I don’t want to close my eye to what’s going on.
Bla bla bla, I’ll post a picture of A38 in a minute to make up for this a little.
25/1 2017
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As promised, the essence of my happiness.

25/1 2017
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Today will be a good day. We’ll find our ways.
26/1 2017
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So excited about the release party of the first album from my new band Hungry Muppets later tonight. The Magic Pizza Bus, in stores now or never.
26/1 2017
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Also, thank you to those who were so supportive on my mini meltdown post yesterday. And to those who bit their tongue and didn’t scream at me. I’m sure there were a few!
If only putting cheese in your ears worked on Facebook too.
26/1 2017
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Here’s Black Beauty. I’ve taken a bit of a shine to her already. Seeing the other horses sort of try to put her in her place. I always have a soft spot for the underdog. Visavis Kamel and A38.

26/1 2017
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My favourite talkshow host. I hope it will be possible to download this somewhere. I don’t even have a radio. I don’t even know how that sirius thing works. I guess I’ll have to look into it. When I got diagnosed with the diabeetus and start excercising I downloaded several year’s worth of his shows and it was a good companion during a hard time [in my region]
link:Craig Ferguson live daily show
26/1 2017
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That moment when Carrie Fishes unexpectedly mentions Miguel Ferrer in her audiobook. Sigh. I didn’t know he read for the part of Han Solo.
26/1 2017
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SnexyGoatDude1979
(Oops, sorry. Accidentally posted my password to Ashley Madison)
26/1 2017
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My irresistible circle is a pizza.
26/1 2017
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You know that feeling when this is how you feel?
(nsfw language)
link: I deserve shit
26/1 2017
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Baby, I love you, every day, in every way, I just gotta say, baby, I love you, every day.
26/1 2017
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Do you ear what I ear?

26/1 2017
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Done for the day. Please take care of the world while I’m gone. You don’t want to lose your deposit.
26/1 2017
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Today will be a good day. Bring your light.
27/1 2017
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Here’s my old friend Sille. I’m not completely sure that she’s the same horse who was at the old playground when I started going there some 12-13 years ago. But she might be. Certainly she was there some 8-9 years ago. So I used to take her out when I did weekend feedings at the old place before I got too blind for that.

27/1 2017
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This could be your lucky day

27/1 2017
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Even if you close your eyes to it, the abyss will still stare back at you.
27/1 2017
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Look what I got! Thank you so much Deborah Ladd! It’s a goat calendar, with lots of cutouts of my own goat pals (and some other surprises) inserted. It’s absolutely wonderful. This video is just a quick lookthrough. It really is full of marvelous memories. I really am lucky to have had such wonderful goats in my life, even with the sadness of losing too many of them as well. And lucky to have such friends!
link: Calendar video
27/1 2017
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An app that plays this clip every time you try to check political posts on Twitter.

28/1 2017
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goatlog

28/1 2017
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Aw. RIP John Hurt. Always loved him. I know it’s probably not considered his most important work, but The Storyteller series was a big one for me as a kid, and his voice still rings in my head.
28/1 2017
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…after a night of the kind of dreams you only dream about…
28/1 2017
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fyi the only reason you’re not seeing another meltdown post is because I don’t even know where to begin
28/1 2017
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Today will be a good day. Because it turned out to be an m&m, not a cyanide pill.
#Dark
28/1 2017
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In my dreams we’re flying all the time

28/1 2017
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Apparently Saturday morning is the best time time to start hammering and drilling for hours, says my neighbour. Here’s an infographic showing why he’s wrong.
link: headache drawing
28/1 2017
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The breaking news have been heartbreaking
28/1 2017
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Ice age coming, ice age coming. Build a wall to stop the floes. We’re not scaremongering, this is really happening happening go and tell the king that the walls are caving in this is really happening women and children first and children first take the money and run take the money and run here _’m allowed everything all of the time hail to thief throw them on the fire throw them on the fire shoot the messenger we know where you live i laugh until my head comes off I swallow until I burst what is that you tried to say tried to say? I’m not here this isn’t happening this is a round up this is a low flying panic attack the moment’s already passed yeah it’s gone strobe lights and blown speakers red crosses on wooden doors if she floats she burns fireworks and hurricanes loose talk around tables abandon all reason I’m not here this isn’t happening avoid all eye contact do not react I’m not here, I’m not here sing the song on the jukebox that goes when i am king you will be first against teh wall with your opinion which is of no consequence at all god loves his children yeah just know someone else is gonna come and clean it up born and raised for the job ragdoll cloth people we are helpless to resist
28/1 2017
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My daddy told me we were baptized in gasoline. No one deserves this. God, I thought I loved you so.

28/1 2017
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I feel like I’m reaching breaking point. The pot is boiling over, everything burns. I better go to bed before I break and tear at the seams. I want to sleep for a long, long time. I have a feeling I will be woken by hammering neighbours tomorrow. The sound and the fury. Goodnight
28/1 2017
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday, guys.

29/1 2017

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Sometimes you just need some anime girls to emote for you.
(Don’t worry, I’m fine. Worry about the world, not about me).

29/1 2017
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I wish I had pancakes. Apparently someone forgot to restock the emergency pancake quantum flux interdimensional pantry.
29/1 2017
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May have ordered junkfood. But it’s for the goat, I swear.

29/1 2017
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You’re going to have to build some awfully high walls to keep out all the fires you’re starting.
29/1 2017
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updated his profile picture.

29/1 2017
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I guess it’s time to watch the two last episodes of Braindead. You know, the show about aliens infecting the minds of our politicians and making them do crazy things?
I guess it’s a good thing it didn’t get picked up for a second season, because there’s no way they could have outdone what’s really going on in politics now.
29/1 2017
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End of Facebook. Begin goat photos.

That’s all for this week, see you in the next one.

Today will be a good day. Try, Try, Try.
16/1 2017
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Good goat times today. A beautiful, sunny day. But very cold. Nights below zero and days just around freezing. The pasture was all frost today. It almost looked like it had snowed. I was greeted by bleats from the dark forest as I rounded the corner. It’s the first time in maybe months that has happened. I guess the frozen mud had allowed the goaties to roam back there again.
Got some fun horse yawns today. I was sitting with Mia and Mio when one of the big horses, Sille or Luna, came over. Mia and Mio backed off a little, but didn’t run screaming for the hills like they would have if it had been Mulle. Anyway, our big horse friend must have been tired because it aawned I think 4-5 times. Big horse yawns. Cute! Though, I still prefer goat yawns.
I heard Alice today, and saw Ophelia helping kids ride one of the horses. Didn’t talk to them, though. A couple of parents came into the pen and said hi to the goats. And of course asked if Mio was pregnant.
I am in a bit of an emotional pitfall at the moment. But seeing the goats is always so good.
16/1 2017
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A38 in her frosty domain.

16/1 2017
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Tuning out. When you can’t hide in a pillow fort, hiding behind your goats works too. Thanks for having my back.

16/1 2017
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Today will be a good day.
I didn’t make it out of bed this morning. Not surprising, the way I was feeling. And the dreams were so beautiful…
The good news is that my parents have cooked up a pot of soup just for me and my dad is bringing it to me. Spoiled like a goat. It may shock you, but I’ve gotten a little tired of elderberry soup. It’ll be nice to have mama’s classic soup for a few days now. Onwards and upwards.
17/1 2017
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A38 with her two bodyguards.

17/1 2017
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Boiling up veggies for the soup. Stand by for soup coma. Please do not be alarmed if your Lasse emits a buzzing noise of wellbeing. It is a harmless side effect of the intake of soup.
17/1 2017
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Soup, there it is.
link: Soup there it is video
17/1 2017
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An app that substitutes human words with cat meows whenever you watch videos of politicians talking.
PATENT PENDING
17/1 2017
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Ugh. Gross. I’ve been switched from the good old Facebook messages to messenger. Why would you enforce messenger on desktop? It doesn’t even work on Pale Moon, so I have to switch to Firefox. And the layout is way worse for my bad eyes. And it autoplays videos?! ffs. Yeah, if I was bad at replying to messages before it’s only going to get worse now. Don’t expect me to be having regular conversations on messenger, guys.
17/1 2017
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In more amusing musings, it amuses me when someone follows me on twitter and I go look at their profile and it says something about how they’re entrepeneurs or twitter experts or seo experts etc. And I see they have like 1,200,000 followers. But they’re following 1,500,000 people. Yeah, you’re a real master at twitter. You figured out that if you follow a million people on twitter you’re probably going to get at least half a mil following you back. That’s not very impressive. I don’t think Kim Kardashian had to follow 60 million people to get her 50 million followers. This was less amusing and interesting than I had hoped when I started writing it. Ah whatever, I’ll just post it. Nobody will notice. I’m glad this inner monologue worked out so well. I’m a real Facebook expert
17/1 2017
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Tuning out for today. Feeling better tonight than I was last night. So that’s something. Maybe there’s still hope. *Checks fridge*. Yes, a couple of pots worth I’d say. Hashtag soup.
17/1 2017
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Today will be a good day. Happy hump day, guys.

18/1 2017
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I hate when it’s so cold that i have to wear pants. THIS IS NOT WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR
18/1 2017
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Oh hey, look what I got! Thank you, Keiko Murakami! Ahaha. Perfect. Scratch’n’sniff pizza stickers. Now I can smell pizza every day, without having a stroke. And pizza sticks! Like a dream come true. I wonder if I can dip those sticks in my soup…
Thanks a million!

18/1 2017
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I need someone to play this clip for me every time I think about checking political posts on Twitter.
link: Spock video
18/1 2017
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Fighting darkness with a cardboard sword, a knitted shield and an empty soup pot for a helmet. Knights of the round dinner table.
18/1 2017
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Two latenight goatlogs.
#1 Good eats.

And #2 Good friends

19/1 2017
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Well, it’s 1:20 am. Time to start doing the stuff I was planning to do when I got up this morning.
19/1 2017
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Hypothetical question: is 2:37am an appropriate time to warm up a bowl of soup or na?
19/1 2017
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If you gather up everything you do, does it fill a pickle jar? Can you guess how many jelly beans are in the pickle jar? Sometimes life is like punching into a mattress. Sometimes life is like a mattress punching into you.
19/1 2017
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Today will be a good day. So we got that going for us.
19/1 2017
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Good goat times today. Lovely and sunny too. And even a little bit warmer. Up to around 5C/40F. Just that little bit helps a lot. Although it gets tricky to find the right combination of clothes. Sweater? Hoodie? Skull cap? How many layers of shirts and blouses? If I dont wear enough then I freeze immediately. If i wear too much then I sweat and get soaked and freeze eventually. Today was pretty good, though. Of course the warmer weather meant the mud was back. Maybe the worst yet. Poor goaties. And poor me, stumbling around in it. My feet got stuck a few times, but I managed not to fall at least.
A group of kids came by just as I got there too. They asked if I could get Mia and Mio to come over to them so they could pet them. And of course I could. Meanwhile A38 stood in her sunspot and relaxed. The kids laughed when I told them her name. It’s funny, to non Danish people A38 sounds like an impersonal designation. But to Danish people it’s a funny name.
Brought some carrots, leftover from soup making, and gave them to the horses. Something odd though. I think.. Mulle might be gone. I thought I was giving a carrot to Mulle, because she had that white stripe down her face. But then I realised.. the horse I was giving a carrot to was much darker. Didn’t have that blond hairdo. Odd odd odd. I just checked my photos and yes, I think it’s a new horse. But where is Mulle then? I wonder if they’ve exchanged horses with another place. I didn’t get a chance to talk to anyone today.
Another clue that it wasn’t Mulle was that Mia and Mio were not panicking like all heck when she got near. They’re terrified of Mulle. But Mia actually stood up to this new horse when she got hear. Almost headbutting her. And then of course still backing off, because it’s a big horse. I think a little bigger than Mulle.
Either it’s a new horse, or someone dyed Mulle’s hair. Funny thing, my face blindness extends to animals. Which is why I probably don’t remember the name of your pet. Faces and names just don’t stick together in my head.
Well, we’ll see. I hope Mulle isn’t gone for good. I really liked Mulle. Hope she’s okay too.
Now it’s time for soup.
19/1 2017
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Here she is. Is this Mulle? I’m genuinely not sure. She seems a lot darker. Maybe she rolled in the mud. But. Hmm.
Oh yeah and do note Mio’s expression in the background. She may not be terrified like when Mulle is near, but she’s clearly not thrilled about the company.

19/1 2017
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Math. Eat too much soup + not sleep enough last night = superdrowsy. With cape. Aaargh, kryptosoupnite
19/1 2017
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Today’s visitors.

19/1 2017
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That’s it. Time to sleep off the soup coma. Out to dreamwalk. Good luck tomorrow.
19/1 2017
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Today will be a god day. As you all know, it’s a big, important day. Yes, that’s right. It’s my brother’s birthday. Happy birthday, brother.
I can’t think of anything else of importance happening today, so maybe I’ll just stay completely away from Twitter. Yes, that sounds like a good idea…
For those of you wondering how Peter is doing, I believe he just got through the last preparatory things for a kidney transplant, so now we just have to wait for one to become available. Which could be 2-5 years, I’m told. But he seems to be doing well with the dialysis.
And we live in Denmark which has pretty great health care, apropos of nothing in particular.
20/1 2017
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In other news, RIP Miguel Ferrer. I actually remember him more from On The Air than from Twin Peaks. I loved On The Air, it was so crazy. Maybe Lynch should bring that show back too. I really liked Ferrer, in many things. He had some crazy intensity and he made me laugh with seriousness. Gone too soon.
20/1 2017
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“Black is regular, orange is anti matter”.
Now. I know he was talking about the coffee pots. But…
20/1 2017
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Don’t blame me, I voted for A38.

20/1 2017
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updated his profile picture.

20/1 2017
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troen på livet vort
menneskets værd
for al vores fremtids skyld
20/1 2017
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Had a bit of stomach bug last night. But I think the best way forward is to eat more soup. Better to be safe than to be sorry that I didn’t eat more soup.
20/1 2017
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In happier news, thanks a million to the wonderful Keiko Murakami for these two amazing Palle drawings and the Strawberry card! As if the pizza stickers and sticks weren’t enough!
You are one of the best people I know, Keiko. I know you struggle with the darkness too. I’m glad if my goatfriends help a little. Your drawings, especially the ones you know of Kamel and Palle, have helped me a lot too.
As long as there are still good people in the world then… there are still good people in the world.

20/1 2017
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Hmmm. The Empire just deleted the Jedha, Alderaan and Jedi pages from their official website. Oh well, they’re probably just updating them. Nothing to worry about I’m sure.
21/1 2017
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goatlog. Merry Christmas!

21/1 2017
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updated his profile picture.

21/1 2017
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Today will be a good day. We’re still here.
21/1 2017
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Here are the other 3 horses. They stood for quite a while like that, all bunched up. Almost like they were presenting a united front against the new ‘impostor’ Mulle.

21/1 2017
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Back home from dinner with the family unit. Celebrating my brother’s birthday. Thank you for all the birthday wishes yesterday. Uncle Jens was visiting and we went to the local Chinese place. So good food. I even had some icecream for dessert. Yum.
21(1 2017
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Normally Twitter makes my soul cry, but seeing all the Women’s March stuff is pretty neat. Makes my heart cry a little instead.
21/1 2017
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This place, right next to the white door, used to be off-limits for the goats and horses. I think it was a little playpen where bunnies could be taken out. But that storm that messed with the fence to the goat pen, that let the horses invade, also messed with this fence. So now the goats and horses can go in there. The ground is more firm in there because it hasn’t been downtrodden and grazed by the horses. So it’s a little escape from the mud.

21/1 2017
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Marching off to bed. Need a little break from the world. Perhaps that the world could use a break from me as well. See you at the dark end of the dream.

21/1 2017
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday, guys.

22/1 2017
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This is the world we live in now. You can literally pick your own truth. It doesn’t even matter. Go and tell the king that the sky is falling in.

22/1 2017
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It’s okay, I still have soup.
22/1 2017
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updated his profile picture.
Sorry

22/1 2017
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goatlog

22/1 2017
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What, me worry?

22/1 2017
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What makes me most sad of all is that in the future there will be no way to play “Two truths and a lie”.
Here are two truths and a lie about me
I once climbed Mount Everest.
I have never watched a Star Wars movie.
I live in a hut built by squirrels and then I ate the squirrels.
22/1 2017
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End of Facebook. Begin goat photos.

And that’s all for this week, see you in the next one.