Today will be a good day. Try, Try, Try.
16/1 2017
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Good goat times today. A beautiful, sunny day. But very cold. Nights below zero and days just around freezing. The pasture was all frost today. It almost looked like it had snowed. I was greeted by bleats from the dark forest as I rounded the corner. It’s the first time in maybe months that has happened. I guess the frozen mud had allowed the goaties to roam back there again.
Got some fun horse yawns today. I was sitting with Mia and Mio when one of the big horses, Sille or Luna, came over. Mia and Mio backed off a little, but didn’t run screaming for the hills like they would have if it had been Mulle. Anyway, our big horse friend must have been tired because it aawned I think 4-5 times. Big horse yawns. Cute! Though, I still prefer goat yawns.
I heard Alice today, and saw Ophelia helping kids ride one of the horses. Didn’t talk to them, though. A couple of parents came into the pen and said hi to the goats. And of course asked if Mio was pregnant.
I am in a bit of an emotional pitfall at the moment. But seeing the goats is always so good.
16/1 2017
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A38 in her frosty domain.

16/1 2017
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Tuning out. When you can’t hide in a pillow fort, hiding behind your goats works too. Thanks for having my back.

16/1 2017
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Today will be a good day.
I didn’t make it out of bed this morning. Not surprising, the way I was feeling. And the dreams were so beautiful…
The good news is that my parents have cooked up a pot of soup just for me and my dad is bringing it to me. Spoiled like a goat. It may shock you, but I’ve gotten a little tired of elderberry soup. It’ll be nice to have mama’s classic soup for a few days now. Onwards and upwards.
17/1 2017
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A38 with her two bodyguards.

17/1 2017
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Boiling up veggies for the soup. Stand by for soup coma. Please do not be alarmed if your Lasse emits a buzzing noise of wellbeing. It is a harmless side effect of the intake of soup.
17/1 2017
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Soup, there it is.
link: Soup there it is video
17/1 2017
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An app that substitutes human words with cat meows whenever you watch videos of politicians talking.
PATENT PENDING
17/1 2017
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Ugh. Gross. I’ve been switched from the good old Facebook messages to messenger. Why would you enforce messenger on desktop? It doesn’t even work on Pale Moon, so I have to switch to Firefox. And the layout is way worse for my bad eyes. And it autoplays videos?! ffs. Yeah, if I was bad at replying to messages before it’s only going to get worse now. Don’t expect me to be having regular conversations on messenger, guys.
17/1 2017
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In more amusing musings, it amuses me when someone follows me on twitter and I go look at their profile and it says something about how they’re entrepeneurs or twitter experts or seo experts etc. And I see they have like 1,200,000 followers. But they’re following 1,500,000 people. Yeah, you’re a real master at twitter. You figured out that if you follow a million people on twitter you’re probably going to get at least half a mil following you back. That’s not very impressive. I don’t think Kim Kardashian had to follow 60 million people to get her 50 million followers. This was less amusing and interesting than I had hoped when I started writing it. Ah whatever, I’ll just post it. Nobody will notice. I’m glad this inner monologue worked out so well. I’m a real Facebook expert
17/1 2017
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Tuning out for today. Feeling better tonight than I was last night. So that’s something. Maybe there’s still hope. *Checks fridge*. Yes, a couple of pots worth I’d say. Hashtag soup.
17/1 2017
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Today will be a good day. Happy hump day, guys.

18/1 2017
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I hate when it’s so cold that i have to wear pants. THIS IS NOT WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR
18/1 2017
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Oh hey, look what I got! Thank you, Keiko Murakami! Ahaha. Perfect. Scratch’n’sniff pizza stickers. Now I can smell pizza every day, without having a stroke. And pizza sticks! Like a dream come true. I wonder if I can dip those sticks in my soup…
Thanks a million!

18/1 2017
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I need someone to play this clip for me every time I think about checking political posts on Twitter.
link: Spock video
18/1 2017
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Fighting darkness with a cardboard sword, a knitted shield and an empty soup pot for a helmet. Knights of the round dinner table.
18/1 2017
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Two latenight goatlogs.
#1 Good eats.

And #2 Good friends

19/1 2017
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Well, it’s 1:20 am. Time to start doing the stuff I was planning to do when I got up this morning.
19/1 2017
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Hypothetical question: is 2:37am an appropriate time to warm up a bowl of soup or na?
19/1 2017
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If you gather up everything you do, does it fill a pickle jar? Can you guess how many jelly beans are in the pickle jar? Sometimes life is like punching into a mattress. Sometimes life is like a mattress punching into you.
19/1 2017
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Today will be a good day. So we got that going for us.
19/1 2017
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Good goat times today. Lovely and sunny too. And even a little bit warmer. Up to around 5C/40F. Just that little bit helps a lot. Although it gets tricky to find the right combination of clothes. Sweater? Hoodie? Skull cap? How many layers of shirts and blouses? If I dont wear enough then I freeze immediately. If i wear too much then I sweat and get soaked and freeze eventually. Today was pretty good, though. Of course the warmer weather meant the mud was back. Maybe the worst yet. Poor goaties. And poor me, stumbling around in it. My feet got stuck a few times, but I managed not to fall at least.
A group of kids came by just as I got there too. They asked if I could get Mia and Mio to come over to them so they could pet them. And of course I could. Meanwhile A38 stood in her sunspot and relaxed. The kids laughed when I told them her name. It’s funny, to non Danish people A38 sounds like an impersonal designation. But to Danish people it’s a funny name.
Brought some carrots, leftover from soup making, and gave them to the horses. Something odd though. I think.. Mulle might be gone. I thought I was giving a carrot to Mulle, because she had that white stripe down her face. But then I realised.. the horse I was giving a carrot to was much darker. Didn’t have that blond hairdo. Odd odd odd. I just checked my photos and yes, I think it’s a new horse. But where is Mulle then? I wonder if they’ve exchanged horses with another place. I didn’t get a chance to talk to anyone today.
Another clue that it wasn’t Mulle was that Mia and Mio were not panicking like all heck when she got near. They’re terrified of Mulle. But Mia actually stood up to this new horse when she got hear. Almost headbutting her. And then of course still backing off, because it’s a big horse. I think a little bigger than Mulle.
Either it’s a new horse, or someone dyed Mulle’s hair. Funny thing, my face blindness extends to animals. Which is why I probably don’t remember the name of your pet. Faces and names just don’t stick together in my head.
Well, we’ll see. I hope Mulle isn’t gone for good. I really liked Mulle. Hope she’s okay too.
Now it’s time for soup.
19/1 2017
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Here she is. Is this Mulle? I’m genuinely not sure. She seems a lot darker. Maybe she rolled in the mud. But. Hmm.
Oh yeah and do note Mio’s expression in the background. She may not be terrified like when Mulle is near, but she’s clearly not thrilled about the company.

19/1 2017
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Math. Eat too much soup + not sleep enough last night = superdrowsy. With cape. Aaargh, kryptosoupnite
19/1 2017
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Today’s visitors.

19/1 2017
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That’s it. Time to sleep off the soup coma. Out to dreamwalk. Good luck tomorrow.
19/1 2017
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Today will be a god day. As you all know, it’s a big, important day. Yes, that’s right. It’s my brother’s birthday. Happy birthday, brother.
I can’t think of anything else of importance happening today, so maybe I’ll just stay completely away from Twitter. Yes, that sounds like a good idea…
For those of you wondering how Peter is doing, I believe he just got through the last preparatory things for a kidney transplant, so now we just have to wait for one to become available. Which could be 2-5 years, I’m told. But he seems to be doing well with the dialysis.
And we live in Denmark which has pretty great health care, apropos of nothing in particular.
20/1 2017
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In other news, RIP Miguel Ferrer. I actually remember him more from On The Air than from Twin Peaks. I loved On The Air, it was so crazy. Maybe Lynch should bring that show back too. I really liked Ferrer, in many things. He had some crazy intensity and he made me laugh with seriousness. Gone too soon.
20/1 2017
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“Black is regular, orange is anti matter”.
Now. I know he was talking about the coffee pots. But…
20/1 2017
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Don’t blame me, I voted for A38.

20/1 2017
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updated his profile picture.

20/1 2017
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troen på livet vort
menneskets værd
for al vores fremtids skyld
20/1 2017
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Had a bit of stomach bug last night. But I think the best way forward is to eat more soup. Better to be safe than to be sorry that I didn’t eat more soup.
20/1 2017
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In happier news, thanks a million to the wonderful Keiko Murakami for these two amazing Palle drawings and the Strawberry card! As if the pizza stickers and sticks weren’t enough!
You are one of the best people I know, Keiko. I know you struggle with the darkness too. I’m glad if my goatfriends help a little. Your drawings, especially the ones you know of Kamel and Palle, have helped me a lot too.
As long as there are still good people in the world then… there are still good people in the world.

20/1 2017
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Hmmm. The Empire just deleted the Jedha, Alderaan and Jedi pages from their official website. Oh well, they’re probably just updating them. Nothing to worry about I’m sure.
21/1 2017
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goatlog. Merry Christmas!

21/1 2017
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updated his profile picture.

21/1 2017
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Today will be a good day. We’re still here.
21/1 2017
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Here are the other 3 horses. They stood for quite a while like that, all bunched up. Almost like they were presenting a united front against the new ‘impostor’ Mulle.

21/1 2017
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Back home from dinner with the family unit. Celebrating my brother’s birthday. Thank you for all the birthday wishes yesterday. Uncle Jens was visiting and we went to the local Chinese place. So good food. I even had some icecream for dessert. Yum.
21(1 2017
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Normally Twitter makes my soul cry, but seeing all the Women’s March stuff is pretty neat. Makes my heart cry a little instead.
21/1 2017
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This place, right next to the white door, used to be off-limits for the goats and horses. I think it was a little playpen where bunnies could be taken out. But that storm that messed with the fence to the goat pen, that let the horses invade, also messed with this fence. So now the goats and horses can go in there. The ground is more firm in there because it hasn’t been downtrodden and grazed by the horses. So it’s a little escape from the mud.

21/1 2017
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Marching off to bed. Need a little break from the world. Perhaps that the world could use a break from me as well. See you at the dark end of the dream.

21/1 2017
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday, guys.

22/1 2017
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This is the world we live in now. You can literally pick your own truth. It doesn’t even matter. Go and tell the king that the sky is falling in.

22/1 2017
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It’s okay, I still have soup.
22/1 2017
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updated his profile picture.
Sorry

22/1 2017
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goatlog

22/1 2017
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What, me worry?

22/1 2017
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What makes me most sad of all is that in the future there will be no way to play “Two truths and a lie”.
Here are two truths and a lie about me
I once climbed Mount Everest.
I have never watched a Star Wars movie.
I live in a hut built by squirrels and then I ate the squirrels.
22/1 2017
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End of Facebook. Begin goat photos.

And that’s all for this week, see you in the next one.

Late night talk snow host.

9/1 2017
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Sometimes late at night I pretend I am the sole survivor in the armageddon and that Facebook is an AI construct that I created to keep myself sane in the belief there is still human life out there.
9/1 2017
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Well, I wake up to see that Meryl Streep has once again had one of her patented insane meltdowns. I only wish Lindsay Lohan could talk some sense into her. Sad!
9/1 2017
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Today will be a good day. Here’s your happiness allowance, don’t spend it all at once, kids.
9/1 2017
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Good goat times today. Thankfully a little bit warmer, which helped a lot. I had a foot therapy session booked this morning. I had forgotten to factor in how dark it was that early. Wasn’t a very pleasant walk along the highway in the dark. But I made it. And then on to the goats. Back to Mudville, Denmark. Oh well. We also had a horse invasion. Remember that time when I said the horses were in the goat pen? Happened again, only this time I got to see them coming in. There’s part of the fence that’s been knocked down. I’d seen some rope strung across it earlier, but that rope was down today and the horses climbed over the bottom part of the fence that still remained. One by one they entered the goat domain. Much to the alarm and concern of the goats, naturally. Oh dear. But we had some sweet, cuddly times too. And later on Ophelia came by, nice to see her for the first time in the new year. She led the horses back out of the goat pen and into the big pasture. Not all heroes wear a cape, said Mia and Mio in unison, in my head.
Also, I definitely didn’t buy pie.
9/1 2017
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I arrived today just as Finbarr had let the animals out. He told me some interesting news. It turns out that Alice, from the old playground, will be joining this playground. She worked at the old playground all the 10+ years I went there, much of it as manager. She’ll be starting here part time at first, but will be full time later. It will be nice to have a familiar face there. One that I maybe feel a little more comfortable talking to.
On the other hand.. don’t mention it in public posts, but Alice and Bodil kinda had a feud going on at the old place. Alice was one of the people who we felt sometimes prioritized money over animal welfare. I don’t know if she’ll be in charge of animals here now. I hope she isn’t replacing Ophelia. Shut up. Anyway, this place is very different than the old place and there are other people here in charge and working with the animals. So I don’t think it will be a problem. The last time I talked to her she was talking about helping getting a new horse there and maybe building something new for the goats and maybe getting a little pygmy friend for A38. So hopefully some of those things will come to pass.
9/1 2017
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Nevermind celebs not talking about politics, could we please have presidents not tweeting about celebs?
Although I will say that Trump has a point about Meryl Streep. Pretty overrated. I mean, she hasn’t won the World Series. She was VERY indecisive as Sophie. I don’t recall her ever grabbing any American Pies. I’m pretty sure she wouldn’t last long in the ring against Mike Tyson. She hasn’t been in ANY Star Wars movies as far as I know. Also she’s not fat, which I consider a personal insult directed at me personally. Her first name almost sounds like Daryl’s brother’s name on The Walking Dead. Meryl. Merle. Meryl. Merle. Daryl Meryl. Daryl Meryl. Her name is like a combination of Daryl and Merle. That can’t be coincidence.
LOCK HER UP LOCK HER UP
9/1 2017
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Mio’s reaction when the horses started invading. Head for the bunker.

9/1 2017
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In more proof that I’m a capable adult: Currently using my space heater to keep my pizza warm.
9/1 2017
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Have you ever danced with yourself in the pale moonlight? The fantasy of flight. Out of the frying pan and into the quicksand.
10/1 2017
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Today will be a good day.
I got caught in a dream. That wasn’t the plan for today. Sometimes I just can’t world. When the world is full of shiffle. And the dreamworld is so beautiful.
10/1 2017
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Treats?

10/1 2017
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Public service announcement: I am really bad at replying to messages etc. Because it involves communicating with human people, which is not my forte. Also it says I’m connected to people on messenger, but I don’t have messenger. Or a smartphone. Or basic human coping skills. Also, please send your regards to the family of that pie. It didn’t stand a chance.
10/1 2017
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Lasse: “Let’s take a picture together!”
Mio: “Cool, I bet we’ll get a treat for it!”
Mia: “Suck it b***es, I’m outta here”
I think the diva is too cool for us now.

10/1 2017
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goatlog

10/1 2017
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The ad revenue from my pizza unboxing channel on youtube has really fallen this year.
10/1 2017
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That’s it. Can’t world anymore today. Off to dreamwalk. See you in 12-74 hours.
10/1 2017
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Today will be a good day. Happy hump day, guys.

11/1 2017
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Well, I’m glad to see that the snifflestorm of craziness has not yet reached peak insanity.

11/1 2017
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You just know Meryl Streep is behind this somehow.
11/1 2017
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What if you merged Wal-mart and K-mart and you got Walk-mart?
WHAT THEN?!
11/1 2017
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American Horror Story: White House.
Season 7?
11/1 2017
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Do you ever worry that the world will keep spinning faster and faster and some day we’ll all be flung off and fall into deep space? Some nights it’s all that I can think about. The velocity of humans falling through space. I only hope there is someone at the bottom with a pot, catching us like water drops through the leaking roof in a rain storm.
12/1 2017
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Today will be a good day, here we go.
12/1 2017
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Good goat times today. Mixed weather, though. When I stepped outside it was lovely and sunny. Only problem was, the sun was behind me. Looking ahead I saw nothing but the darkest of skies. It sounds like metaphor or exaggeration. But it treally was like that. I turned my back to the sun and walked on into the darkness and rain. Even a little snow. Luckily not too bad, and not super freezing. The sun must have followed me because it came back out when I reached the goats. I swear, this is not allegory.
Later on the rain/hail/sleet/snow started again. Mia and Mia ran for the barn. A38 followed right along with them. Until she reached the door and seemed to remember that she’s scared of being in the same room as them. Aw dear. She stood at the doorway and bleated her Night Court Selma croaks. Couldn’t help feeling bad for her yet at the same time laughing because she’s so darn cute with that voice. I called out to her and she followed me to the halfshed. And because the big mean girls were rained in we got some private time, just A38 and me. I had an extra banana that I was planning to give to Mia and Mio, but I figured A38 had earned it so she snarfed it down with great delight and didn’t have to hoof it afterwards.
The horses invaded the goat pen again. I’ll have to talk to the people there and ask if they don’t have someone with carpentry skills that can mend the fence.
12/71 2017
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I hope you guys are all going to tune in when I go Live for a taste testing of the most famous cheeses of Denmark.
12/1 2017
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Remind me to do an Uptown Goat music video parody.
PATENT PENDING.
12/1 2017
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People are still occasionally sharing or commenting on this video. 18,000 views. Every time it pops up in my notifications it reminds me. As much as I loved his goofy leaping, the hugs are what I miss the most. Especially the surprise ones. Sometimes I’d be sitting there, my mind somewhere else and suddenly he’d lunge at me. Beautiful Palle.
link: Palle hug video
12/1 2017
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Totes tricked her into taking a photo with me.

12/1 2017
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I’m out. Off to dreamwalk and digest cheese. You might want to leave a window open.
12/1 2017
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Today will be a good day. I will do my best to send out positive thoughts to those who need it. Think of me as the space heater warming your pizza.
13/1 2017
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It’s okay, I have cookies. You can have some, but it will be a race against the clock for you to get here before I’ve eaten them all.
Oh, I just thought of a new TV show. The Amazing Cookie Race.
13/1 2017
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Is it too late for the Y2K bug to get us?
13/1 2017
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What cookies?
13/1 2017
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Coasting through life with a pretty face like that.

13/1 2017
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Put together a compilation of Palle hugs. And some people think goats can’t be affectionate.
Always bittersweet looking through all the old footage. Makes me miss the old playground too. For all its faults, I still have so many memories of sitting in those grassy hills or on that bench that was falling apart from grandma Mio stepping on it.
link: Palle hug compilation
13/1 2017
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and a goatlog

13/1 2017
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Look, I admit that Moana was a good movie. But for me, the best animated movie of 2016 was my flip book animation of a guy tripping over a banana beel and for no apparent reason exploding. Still trying to get it released in theatres.
13/1 2017
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Any page owners getting this message too when they try to edit videos on their page?
“Profile Is Not Eligible: Only verified Facebook profile is eligible to publish branded content.”.
The edits seem to actually go through even though the message says I can’t publish the edit. Weird. Looks like “branded content” is sponsorships or product placement etc. Maybe they think I’m being paid by the tomato industry. WHICH I TOTALLY SHOULD BE.
13/1 2017
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Member when I had cookies?
14/1 2017
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updated his profile
Dorks

14/1 2017
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That thing when the Terms & Conditions include the phrase “We isn’t not responsible in any way for situations of any nature”
14/1 2017
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Today will be a good day. Hang in there, kitty.
14/1 2017
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I believe I have previously claimed to like The Good Place. I should like to take this opportunity to upgrade my assessment and state that I love it. And it’s not just because it stars my wife, Kristen Bell, and Ted Danson, whom we all know is the alt-reality version of what I would have grown up to be if I had followed my acting dreams instead of that trail of goat berries that led me into the forest of the wild unknown. Anyway, what was I saying? Oh yeah, also the whole theme of trying to be a good person, especially if you’re actually extremely flawed, that has always appealed to me a lot. And also, it’s just so damn cute. Especially the Artificial Intelligence Janet Duke who just got married to the adorable moron Jianyu. They just make me laugh. I think it’s a really funny and cute show and it’s also doing a good job of keeping the mystery of the place going.

14/1 2017
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It’s 7 pm and I’m going ot bed. Because… well, I don’t have cookies. And that’s just number one on a list of many grievances. I need to dream away. Far away.
14/1 2017
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday, guys.

15/1 2017
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I love the dreamworld. I had a really good, long sleep. Among the craziness was a delivery of tons of candy and cake and probably cookies I assume. It was a Christmas gift from someone, but it had been stuck in mail so it arrived on my birthday. Must have been quite a delay since my birthday is in March. Also in the dream.. I had a 3rd sibling. I’m not sure if it was another brother or a sister. But in the dream it was just as if he or she had always been there. Kinda like when Dawn arrived on Buffy The Vampire Slayer. “What? Yeah, I’ve always had a sister. Totes”. Oh I love to dream. I don’t know why I ever get out of bed. Other than to answer the door when the pizzas are delivered.
15/1 2017
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Getting ready to watch some snl. Have a feeling I’ll be needing my rain coat.
15/1 2017
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goatlog

15/1 2017
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I wish I could live life like one of those Choose Your Own Adventure books. Which is to say, keep a thumb on the page you were coming from and if the choice you made turned out bad you could just go back and try the other option. Not that I ever did that, I’m not a cheater. I also wish I had a +7 trainer for life. Maybe an idspispopd to walk through walls-
15/1 2017
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End of Facebook, begin goat photos.

And that’s all for this week, see you in the next one.