Lost Foilers

August 19th, 2006

Here is how I think the Lost season 3 premiere episode will start:

closeup of someone’s eye
camera zooms out to reveal Michael, looking frantically to his left and right
[Michael] “Walt?!”
no response
[Michael] “WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLTTTTT?!?!?!?!?!?”
Michael runs around the boat, pulling at doorknobs, punching at walls
[Michael] “WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLTTTTT?!?!?!?!?!?!!!”
Michael sinks to his knees and starts crying
[Walt] “I’m in the bathroom, daaad!”
Lost woosh sound effect, cut to logo

Well, it could happen. Actually I think the imprisoned losties will become Others. I think the Others will be the good guys. Us versus them, only who is us? Some losties will be losties and some will be Others and the waters will be muddled. I just really hope we get to see the giant invisible dinosaur again. And it will have four toes.

Also, our front door sounds like a kitten. It squeaks. And everytime I start looking around to see where the cat is at. Then I realise it’s the door. Bitterly disappointed.

New and exciting things tomorrow. New things, at least.


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Pet Shop Boys

August 17th, 2006

A little multimedia update today.

New videos added. The Kitten. Oh you must see the kitten. Especially the first video. I was shooting Little Tiger and he got up and started pawing and nibbling at the camera. It is just the cutest thing ever. Plus a video of him playing with my camera’s lens cap. If you like kittens then don’t miss out. Secondly A Goat Greet Video. A very vocal Mads saying hello to me. He always makes me feel so welcome.

Numerous people have asked what Mads was whispering in my ear in yesterday’s picture. Well, one people have. In fact Mads was telling me the meaning of life. I’d share it with you guys, but you know… I had to promise not to tell anyone. Only goats are supposed to know the meaning of life. So I’m afraid you’ll have to make your own goat friend to find out. I can give you a hint though: it has something to do with peanuts. The peanuts are the key.

Also New Oblivion Screenshots. You may be bored of them by now. But there’s a twist! I have installed a mod. A modification. There’s a construction set available on the official site. And players can make their own plugins. Some genius made a “Cheydinhal petshop mod”. Can you guess what it does? It places a petshop outside the Cheydinhal town. A petshop with pets for purchase. Oh me, oh my. By far my favourite mod so far. Too bad there are no goats in Oblivion. I would have absolutely loved to buy a pet goat. Unfortunately there are no sheep for sale in the petshop either, even though there are sheep in the game. What an oversight. Oh well. Most of the pets are fairly exotic. Probably more for combat use than for actualy pets. The most normal I think were Labradors. I’m more of a cat person though. So I got myself an Akavarian white tiger. It’s a beaut. Can you guess what I named him? The answer is on the screenshot page.

I’m having good fun with him. I’m planning on using the construction set to make myself a house. I already have the wizard’s tower, but I’d really rather have a normal house. With a playroom for my pet. And a room where I can have a bunch of mannequins to display my fat lute. I mean, my fat loot. My second favourite Oblivion mod is the mannequin mod. It allows you to buy mannequin dolls and set them up in your home. Then you can outfit them with all the magic armour and weaponry you find on your adventures. Before I got that mod I had a chest brimming full of magic stuff. Now I have it proudly displayed on mannequins. The wizard tower is just too cramped, though. I want to make Avatar Manor. Yes.

Okay, I’ll shut up now. No more Oblivion for a while. I swear.

Over and out.


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