Vampire Strangler
It’s a Misty Mondae. No, sorry it’s not.
Yesterday I had the most amazing dream. The kind of dream where you wake up and say to yourself “woah, how the hell does my subconscious come up with this stuff?”. The kind of dream that Hollywood wouldn’t make into a movie because the budget would just be too big. Even with our modern-day supercomputers you still can’t make effects like that.
Of course I don’t remember any of the dream now. Only that Elton John was in it. He was a pretend-bus driver. And he was in the best shape he had ever been.
Also it was a scary dream. No, not because of Elton John. I think parts of the dream were inspired by The Shining. Probably because I had watched this video. Check it out. It’s funny I say. And then check out the Big trailer. Twisted trailers. Very well done.
There’s something I want to write about, but it’s too late tonight. Instead a couple of notes.
I was sitting in the bus and a girl was standing beside me. She looked Pakistani or Indian. She had her hand on the seat in front of me. And on the back of her hand was writing. It said something like “Remember to buy presents for Amanda”. That made me smile. I’m not the most festive type, but christmas reminders written in pen on the back of your hand, that is christmassy to me.
I nearly got in a horrible accident at the playground today. Mads was chewing on my pants. And then somehow he managed to bite me in the.. sensitive area. And no, I’m not talking about the heart. I’m talking about the reproductive organs. Frankly, he bit my scrotum. There’s a word I never thought I’d use in my blog. Luckily he didn’t get a good hold. Haha. Otherwise it could have been ugly. Very ugly. And I could swear I saw a smirk on his face. “That’ll teach you to not give me treats, weak human”.
More pleasantly were the lamb twins.
They may be twins, but they’re not identical. One of them is a little bit bigger. And coincidentally she is also the one who comes up to me and chews and bites and wants raisins. While the smaller one backs off shyly.
It’s a bad picture, but you can see the situation. One twin looking cautiously at me, the other running to me. They’re both cute though.
And now to bed with me.