Alien Dating Service
I can’t believe how rude I was yesterday. I completely forgot to introduce my girlfriend.
Here she is:
Liara T’Soni. She’s an Asari. Her race is rumoured to be rather promiscuous, but I’m not going to hold that against her.
There’s also a human girl on your ship that you can try to date, but I figured I’d try to be more like captain Kirk and see if I could get with the alien chick. While killing bad guys and saving the galaxy. So that’s what’s going on in my real life, tomorrow I’ll tell you about that computer game I’m playing.
Huzzah.
September 19th, 2008 at 0:43
So, if you tell her she has a beautiful body, would she hold it against you? hee, hee, hee
Now I thought you’d always settle down with a nice girl of your own species, not a nympho alien girl. I realize how little I really know about you, my dear danish goat boy!
My husband does want to know if she has a “sister”. He seems to have taken quite an interest in your blog lately!
The big question: Does she like goats?
September 19th, 2008 at 5:43
Well, at least she’s a woman…albiet another species.
–favorite colour: centariun white.
–favorite food: freshly baked legano zlantan.
–likes: walks along the malvinic ocean on the 7th ring planet.
–dislikes: talking while the genotaroiun is in full bloom.
Seeks kind and gentle male-gendered species (or the ability to transform into one) from one of the nearby ten galaxies (no Kinatroos need apply!) and the ability to use an advanced type of communicating processors a plus. Must love goats. I have several which I keep as danolins (“pets”) in my dwelling pod.
September 19th, 2008 at 11:53
She seems nice, your new girlfriend. Like the others, I to would like to raise the all important question: Does she like goats? And cats?
Can’t wait to get to know her better.
September 19th, 2008 at 16:25
Plume!!! Naughty!!!
Isn’t he just big all of a sudden, my baby boy!? I can’t believe how quickly they’re growing up. Raven’s potty trained now. What happened to my tiny little baby girl? *waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah*
September 20th, 2008 at 4:07
LuisLemmings: where do you come up with this stuff? You have an unlimited imagination or are really into sci-fi.
Hi, Desiree. Glad to hear from you. Hasn’t Plume changed quite a bit . . . now he has an alien girlfriend. I hope she’s not an illegal alien girlfriend!
September 20th, 2008 at 5:48
Picture it—1974, and I’m sitting under a large tree when an angry Robin with a mother complex drops an acorn on my head thus the tragic yet comical figure of me emerges.
I have friends who enjoy sci-fi a lot and it’s kind of rubbed off on me. I like sci-fi for its literary qualities but that’s all.
Between you, me and the wallpaper, Debster sci-fi is one of the easiest things to parody.
The more something or someone takes itself/himself/herself too seriously, then its time to bring out the knives and start cutting.
September 20th, 2008 at 19:03
Dude, she’s one HOT babe!!
September 20th, 2008 at 22:13
Debster – I could hardly resist her lovely blue hues! And she’s not really a nympho at all, it’s just that her race lives for thousands of years, so they go through multiple partners during that time. That’s where they got their rumour of being promiscuous. Fascinating eh?
I don’t think she has a sister. I’ll check though. Maybe a mother or grandmother? They’ll only be some 5-600 years old probably.
I’m not sure if she likes goats, but she seemed quite fond of some strange monkey creatures that we found while investigating a far-off planet. I accidentally (I swear) ran over one of them with our lunar rover vehicle and she was very upset with me, so I think she quite likes animals.
I’m spending way too much time on this!
LuisLemmings – Funny you should say that.. because her species doesn’t really define genders, they’re both male and female. Apparently. How kinky! But as long as she looks female then I think I’ll be okay. I hope there won’t be any unpleasant surprise when we take our relationship further!
Desirée – I think you have the loveliest kids I ever did see! They make me smile like goats. And by that I mean that they make me smile as much as goats make smile, not that they make me smile in a way that makes me look like a goat. You see.
Oh and Luis?`Please don’t call me “the wallpaper” again!
September 21st, 2008 at 0:12
Hee, hee! Plume smiles like a goat! (Better than “smells” like a billy goat!)