Eye Of The Tigershark
Let me tell you something that may shock and surprise you: having lasers fired directly into your eye is not a fun thing.
I know, I know. Lasers. It sounds so cool. Star Wars and James Bond and so on. But surprisingly it’s not very cool at all.
Yes, I was at the hospital today to have my eyes checked out. And the changes in my eyes are quite severe apparently, so it was straight to lasers. Well, first there was a medical student who wanted me to take part in a project he was doing. He was going to film my eye. Find a blood vessel and see how it reacts when the blood pressure rises. Or something like that. I agreed to do it, because it might help others with sight problems in the future. And I would like that. But unfortunately I’m so nearsighted that the machine couldn’t get a good enough shot of the blood vessels. So after spending quite a long time staring into that machine while the med student tried to calibrate it, we had to give up. He thanked me repeatedly for the effort and for wanting to participate. A nice guy.
And then I went back to the senior doc and he shot lasers into my eyes. I didn’t expect the treatment to get started right away. And I was picturing some kind of elaborate laser cannon machine and me lying down and complex things. But I just sat in the chair and he fired it off and it was over in a minute. It wasn’t nice at all, it was worse than that test where they fire jets of air into your eyes. But at least it didn’t last long. Afterwards I couldn’t see anything on the right eye. Because it interferes with your vision they only do one eye at a time. And because of the severe changes in my eyes I’m going to need 3-4 treatments on each eye. So it’ll be a while. But at least it should stop it getting worse. And maybe make my sight a little better. If I’m lucky.
At least I can see now again. The blindness only lasted a minute or so. After that it was just blurry. It’s fairly back to normal now I think. Normal being still blurry for me of course. But I can read at least. I’m going back on Tuesday for the next treatment.
AFter the hospital business was done I stopped at the playground. Checked in on the goats. Gave them some old carrots. When I buy carrots I usually don’t manage to eat them all before they start to go bad. But they don’t go so bad that the goats don’t love them.
I also met Muhammed. The boy I “saved from drowning” once. He walked with me from the bus to the playground. Seemed happy to see me. He asked me why I never come to the playground anymore. I told him I did. I just usually come so early that the kids aren’t around yet. I guess I should try to be there a little later sometimes. The kids are good company too. He asked me if I was feeding the animals on Saturday. I confirmed that I was and he said that maybe he’d stop by and help out. He can be a bit of a rascal sometimes, but a nice kid. It still puzzles me when people are actually happy to see me and want me around and maybe even like me a little. I see myself as more of an ogre to be villified and scorned. You know.
When I came home I was very, very tired. And seeing poorly. I ended up going to bed. And have actually slept for something like 5-6-7 hours. I’m probably not going to sleep much tonight then. But oh well. I needed the rest.
December 12th, 2008 at 1:26
Good thing you don’t have all the pieces of the Mercedes yet. I don’t think you could have driven home after your laser treatment. Did you know it was going to happen today for sure?
Maybe you could have some hair removed with the laser treatment? That’s a big thing now here. Have laser hair removal so you don’t have to shave your legs or under your arms, etc. (Not that I think you shave your legs or anything!) hee, hee
Of course that little boy likes to see you! If he is sort of a rascal, people may ask him if he’s going to be somewhere and then make sure they aren’t there at the same time!
PS: Now if you did have laser hair removal, the med student wouldn’t have asked you to do the test. Why, you ask? Because he could see you weren’t a “guinea pig” to test on since you were hair-free! hee, hee (And guinea pigs are usually quite furry, get it? I know, it’s lame!)
December 12th, 2008 at 13:50
Now if you could fire lasers OUT of your eyes, _that_ would be impressive. Maybe you should go see a robotics student instead of a med student?
December 12th, 2008 at 22:20
Poor Plume! (((HUGS)))
Sounds absolutely horrid. I sincerily hope the laser treatment will work and your eyesight will stabilise and hopefully improve. Being blind sucks.
December 13th, 2008 at 0:01
Debster – I definitely wouldn’t be driving home after that. Even just getting eyedrops for the examination, you’re not allowed to drive after that. And after the laser stuff, forgeddaboutit. I didn’t know it would happen right away. The letter had said that “we’d talk” about laser treatment. I figured there’d be a waiting period. But the faster the better.
Hair removal eh? I could get the beard cut off. But that’d just shock and confuse the goats! I still have to try to outgrow the buck!
Your joke was very good. I mean that, sincerely. I laughed. A little. Honestly! HEeeeh!
Stu – Oh that’d be awesome. I totally should ask the doc if they could do something like that. I’d be unstoppable!
Desiree – Twasn’t fun. My sight has been a bit better today though. Maybe just coincidence, who knows. Being blind would indeed suck. Oh I forgot to write about the blind woman in the bus… remind me not to forget again.
December 13th, 2008 at 1:36
Is it Godzilla that can shoot rays out of his eyes? I particulary like the noise he makes.