The Return Of Michael Caine In Space
It’s Saturday. In an even week. What does that mean? It means that it’s my day to feed the animals at the playground. Today was the first time with Vanilje’s boys there.
I don’t think they go after the goat food yet. But they do chew on hay. It always looks cute because they are so small and even though the strands of hay aren’t exactly huge they still look like giant, impossible meals for those little guys. I don’t know if they actually do eat the hay or if they just chew on it and spit it out. They like to chew on my hair. Got into my beard today too. They are too cute. When all the animals were fed I sat down with the boys and let them climb all over me. Mount Plume.
That’s about all I did today. Oh, I also flirted with the Føtex girl. And by flirted I mean.. exchanged two words. But for me that’s like a serenade below her window yes. See, my purchases came to 99 kroners. And she asked me if I had 1 krone that I wanted to get rid off. To make even change. And I said no, because I didn’t have any. And she said “well okay keep it then” pretending to be insulted. As a joke. She laughed, I swear. She alwys smiles and laughs and says nice things. I know it’s part of their job to be nice to costumers, but she’s just nicer than anyone else who works there. Or anywhere. Sometimes I get all happy just from going through her counter. Isn’t that a great quality to have? Making people happy? If all clerks did that then what a wonderful world it would be.
I should ask her out. But that wouldn’t be fair to Sigrid, now would it? I have to give that 3-4 years of silent crushing and then maybe I can start to see other people. Yes.
Also, in case you were wondering I am enjoying The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson a lot these days. My favourite talkshow host by far. Late Late Show intro. It makes me all nostalgic. Even though I only really found out about his show a month ago or so.
Tomorrow I’m going to family dinner. And then we’ll take it from there.