Today will be a good day. We are a positive force for good in this magical year of 2017, which will be the year of our triumph.
Of course there might be setbacks along the way. Like this morning when I couldn’t get out of bed because I felt sad and because my dreams were so beautiful that I just had to stay in bed and stay in that world. But you know. Onwards and upwards.
2/1 2017
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Boop

2/1 2017
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goatlog

2/2 2017
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Brb, gonna binge…. watch.
https://munchies.vice.com/en/show/the-pizza-show
3/1 2017
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It’s 3:30 am and Wil Wheaton is reading Choose Your Own Adventure live on cam.
He’s not naked, but I might be.
https://www.twitch.tv/itswilwheaton
3/1 2017
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Today will be a good day. In this world.
3/1 2017
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Good goat times today. My first time going in the new year, because of failings as a human being. Luckily the goats now live in a safer neighbourhood than I do, so for the first time I wasn’t super afraid that something might have happened New Year’s Eve. What a nice change. And indeed nothing had happened. Unless you count the horrible disaster of water falling from the sky, oh no. I was calling for them at the fence and Mia bleated back from inside but they refused to come out. Tsk tsk. So I got a stool and sat inside with them. I must say, sitting inside was better at the old place. Here we have to be in a horse stall. Wtih lots of Horse… byproducts. Also there isn’t as much room. Poor A38 had to stand outside. I don’t know why she didn’t go to the half shed to stand, the horses weren’t using it. Maybe the cover from teh wall and door was enough. Maybe she just still wanted to be near her flockmates. Even if she was too scared to actually be in close quarters with them. I did try to help her get inside and keep the big girls away, but no she wouldn’t have it.
I guess I can’t blame her when I saw how Mio greeted the barn cat. Kitty was inside with us at first but then went out for a while in the rain. When she wanted to come back in Mio saw her amd the Mio train did a full charge. Luckily the barn kitty is considerably smaller and more agile. Easily dodged the powerhouse attack and jumped back up on her spot, sitting up on the gate. I guess even though they are neighbours at night, Mio still does not want kitty company. She keeps a tight ship.
Later on I went out to the half shed and got Mia and Mio to follow. Sat out there real close and listened to the rain. Which also let A38 get some dry time inside the stable. Oh goat politics. My wishes for the new year would be for us to get a young dwarf for A38 to bond with and to get a new place built especially for the goats with more space. I’m not sure what the chances are, but we’ll see. If they do get an extra horse they’ll need to find a new place for the goats. A big mansion would be fine. We could stay in the sauna on rainy days.
3/1 2017
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Barn kitty resting safely out of reach from the Mio train

3/1 2017
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Changed his relationship status to New Favourite Pizza Place
3/1 2017
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Kraften Vækkes.
Du er velkommen.

3/1 2017
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I’m off to dreamwalk. The wind is howling outside. At least that means I can’t hear the wolves. They always play loud music late at night. Damn metalheads, as the resistance fighter said to the T-800.
I’ll light the signal flare when I’m ready for my morning pizza. Around noon.
3/1 2017
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Today will be a good day. Happy hump day, guys.

4/1 2017
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Next Stop: Soup Town
link: snl soup video
4/1 2017
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Do you guys know what Joe Biden’s plans for 2017 are? And do you think he’d be open to making some Stupid Goat Tricks videos with me?
#IWillGoViralThisYear
4/12 2017
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I just checked the weather forecast and I could swear I heard Adele somewhere. So sad, so cold.
Just gotta make it to spring.
5/1 2017
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Today will be a good day. I dreamt that my brother had a pet turtle that talked. I don’t know what I’m on but I’ll have what I’m having.
UPDATE: I have no idea why I said it was a turtle. It ws a talking frog. So now it all makes sense.
5/1 2017
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Good goat times today. But brrr. Brace yourselves. Winter has came. I had a doctor’s appointment this morning. Outside there was scattered snow adrift and a little yet falling. It hasn’t covered everything, but the landscape is considerably whiter now. And the frost is freezing and biting. The animals were still inside when I got to the playground. After warming up a little inside with them I took the goaties out. Now we can actually go out the main, white door. Because the mud is frozen and snowed under. Although it’s still hard to walk in. We all practiced some ministry of silly walks. And had some fun and I gave out treats. And tried to stay as long as possible, as the heat slowly left me. It might be time for thermal underwares. Maybe the battery heated ones. Brrrr. Just gotta make it to spring.
5/1 2017
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We did not order the frosting…

5/1 2017
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It’s times like these that I’m reminded how lucky I am, to have a space heater. Pointed right at me. At maximum strength.
5/1 2017
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Remind me to do a joke about A38 and banana splits.
5/1 2017
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updated his profile picture.
It would be worth looking this goofy if it kept me warm. Maybe add some giant earmuffs.

5/1 2017
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I am now retiring from professional baseball.
What? We weren’t playing baseball? But why did I keep throwing this ball into the hoop? And am I not supposed to shout CRICKET every time I hit one of those ice cream sellers with my bat?
Anyway, as I was trying to say before I was so rudely interrupted by my wandering attention, I am heading to bed. For a dreamwalk in the warmth under the wellness quilt. Where the snow is all marshmallow and the cocoa is always hot.
TOUCHDOWN!
5/1 2017
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Today will be a good day. Everything is warm. The fireplace is glowing. The Red Hot Chilipeppers are in the soup pot. Here in the Flame station. Toasty.
6/1 2017
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Apocalypse Sooner Or Later
6/1 2017
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Walking sacks of meat and bones without purpose or joy.
It’s funny, the people who get to know me through the goat page might not realise that much like Two-Face from the Batman, I am two people. The happy and the sad, always fighting themselves. Luckily I have goats and Facebookrinos on the side of happy.

6/1 2017
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Let it glow, let it glow, let it glow.

6/1 2017
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goatlog

6/1 2017
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Heads up, guys. I’m switching this to a parody account. From now on I’ll be posting as Jimmy Fallon On A Bad Trip.
Please support my life choices.
7/1 2017
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I won’t be denied this time fore I go out of my mind over matters got my foot on the ladder and i’m climbing up to the moon.
got a sky that looks like heaven. Got an Earth that looks like shit. It’s getting hard to tell where. What I am ends and what they’re making me begins

7/1 2017
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I am the 7 headed goat of anubis, I am the penguin in flight. I am the frozen tundra I am the scorched earth. I am the orbital wobble, the air strike, the grounded heron. I am time passing, time passed, time past, past ten, past tense I am post truth, trust, tremors I am the vomit of words the heaving, shaking ground I will not rest until I am empty so you can fill me up again with your cup, one drop at a time out of time I am the seven heads of the seven gods the beheaded hydra, hydrofoiled seven blades sharpest shave shiva sho long shuckers
7/1 2017
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Every morning I go and check my reflection in the bathroom mirror to make sure I haven’t been bitten by a vampire and turned overnight.
7/1 2016
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Today will be a good day. And you can trust me on that, because I am completely sane.
7/1 2017
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“fish!” is not a legal argument.
7/1 2017
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Serenderpity.
the occurrence and development of events by chance in a stupid or foolish way
7/1 2017
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I just got cat called. I told it that I hadn’t seen its tuna and this wasn’t a tuna delivery service and to please stop calling about the tuna.
7/1 2017
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goatlog

7/1 2017
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I only hope my 1.5 billion debt won’t stop me from getting that job as a cashier at Target.
7/1 2017
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Deck the fowls with howls of molly, fa la la, tra la la lol

7/1 2017
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It’s times like these when I’m glad it’s time to go to bed. Bedtime, to be specific. Off to dreamwalk to the moon, got my foot on the ladder. Don’t wait up. Or down. Or circles around the circumference. PS send more chocolate.
7/1 2017
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday, guys.

8/1 2017
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goatlog

8/1 2017
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“Thanks for getting a seat for me”

8/1 2017
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Brb, working on my new screenplay in which the knights of the round table are up against a rival gang of knights who have a square table. It’s basically West Side Story with knights.
8/1 2017
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If I were going to have my own talk show on American telly I’d have Radiohead as my house band and we’d just sit around and make jokes about how awful the human condition is.
That’s cold, Jay.

8/1 2017
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That’s the end of Facebook posts. On with goat photos.
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That’s all for this week, see you in the next one.

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