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Goats Gone Viral


15/5 2017

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Today will be a good day. You don’t get an infinite amount, so make it count.
16/5 2017

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Good goat times today. Lovely weather. Mostly sunny with some light clouds. And the temperature was just right. T-shirt weather. I was the first to arrive this morning so I couldn’t let the goats out in the pen, since Black Beauty blocks that exit. Had to take the goats out on the pasture. Of course I didn’t mind, since they’ve blocked the usual passage between pen and pasture. Nice to be out in the pasture again. Snacking on the trees around the fence. Running with Mia. Relaxing lazily in the dirt. And once the horses joined us in the pen there were several funny “oh ship, there’s a horse coming out way. We’re outta here” moments from the goats. I really hope we can get something worked out so we can go back and forth between the pen and the pasture again. I enjoy both places. When it was time to leave I actually left the goats in the pasture instead of putting them in the pen. A little anarchy, a little message. Me and the goats against the world.
15/5 2017

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Synchronized grooming in the pasture.

15/5 2017

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One. MILLION. Views. That’s what’s so insane about this.
link: Mia climbing on my back video
15/5 2017

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So far, several inquiries about the possibility of coming to work at ‘my farm’. No marriage proposals. Oh well.
15/5 2017

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1.2 million views. I think that means I won the electoral goat college. I don’t know I’m really tired please goodnight
15/5 2017

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Today will be a good day. You are the master of your domain.
16/5 2017

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16/5 2017

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We got another video featured. There’s no way this one will get anywhere near a million views. But I always enjoy watching the goats eat!
link: Goats eating video
16/5 2017

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When did they replace ‘tips’ with ‘hacks’ and did the cows ever come home?
16/5 2017

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That thing when your goat is better at posing for a photo than you are.

16/5 2017

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Heading to bed. So, i’ve been approached by someoen from ‘Jukin Media’ who wants to discuss licensing the video of Mia on my back. Hmm. Looked them up on wikipedia, and turns out they’re behind the Chewbacca mom video. Haha. I don’t know. I’m not really interested in making money off the goats and I don’t know how legit this guy is. Interesting, though. Can’t hurt to think and talk.
16/5 2017

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Today will be a good day. Happy hump day, guys.

17/5 2017

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Well, I sent a reply to the Jukin folks. Regarding my video. Cautiously hesitant. I may have screwed myself over by giving that other page permission to use the video. As thrilling as it is seeing 1½ million people have watched it, it may mean the video is no longer commercially interesting for an agency. Right are complicated.
I do have several other videos showing similar scenes, though. So that’s kinda what i’ve told them. And that I, as such, am not that interested in making a profit off my videos. More interested in getting visitors to my Facebook page so more people can enjoy the goats. In it for the love, not the money.
We’ll see what they say. Maybe they have no interest now. Maybe my rambling email makes me more trouble than I’m worth dealing with, haha. Maybe they’ll still want to offer me something. I don’t know.
Seeing as I’m on disability in Denmark, getting a checque from America might be more hassle than it’s worth. It might mess with my welfare, I’d have to figure out my taxes. I don’t know. If they were offering me 100,000 dollars maybe it’d be worth it but I’m not expecting anything like that. Hmm hmm. We’ll see what they say. My position is, I really have nothing to lose since I’m not expecting anything. Even if they ripped me off, I’d be no worse off than I am now. I don’t see the goats as an asset that I need to make bank on. As long as I still have them for company, I’m good.
I was toying with the idea of funnelling the pofits to Esther the wonderpig and her sanctuary. That would be a lovely thing to do for them. But maybe that would be complicated too. I don’t know.
They’re the ones who’ll have to work to win me over, I have no problem with nothing coming from this. I must say, they have seen quite motivated. I think they’ve contacted me on every social media platform that I’m represented on. Since I didn’t answer them before going to bed yesterday. I even got an email that they followed me on Google+. Haha. I didn’t know Google+ was still a thing. I bet if I log into my Myspace there’ll be a message from them there.
It’s flattering, though. The viral videos have been fun, we’ve gotten more Likes, now this offer. If I were a more business minded person I’d probably be trying to make a pay day out of this.
See, rambling!
17/5 2017

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Also, goatlog.

17/5 2017

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Sorry if I’m completely out of the loop on literally everything, LITERALLY. My mind has been preoccupied with the licensing and also being out on the town with goats partying like it’s 1999 raisins for a dolllar. I feel like a cartoon strip where I start off in the first frame with a half full to-do box and then in the last frame the to-do box is COMPLETELY FULL and I don’t know what happened in the middle frames but obviously it didn’t involve me getting anything done or even checking the Facebook feed. I just hope when the inevitable end times begin the steps to survival won’t be buried somewhere deep in my timeline and I’ll only read them once the radiation has nuked my core or the brain slugs have devoured the tastiest parts of my brain or you know what was I saying?
18/5 2017

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Today will be a good day. Make it your truth.
18/5 2017

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Good goat times today. A beautiful day. Warm and sunny. I think it may be the most summerly of the year yet. Perfect for sitting around and watching the goats goat. Brought my tripod today to try to get some better shots of us on the bench. Using the tripod makes me feel partly silly and partly like an actual photographer, haha. We’ll see if any of it is usable. I did something else today… but I’ll tell you a little later.
But more weather like this, please.
18/5 2017

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Very sad to hear about Chris Cornell. It’s always profoundly sad when great artists who have made so many many people laugh or cry or feel or survive take their own lives. It makes you wish you could turn the clock back and line up thousands and thousands of people to tell them how great they were.
Sometimes the monsters in your head are stronger than the armies of lovers in the real world.
18/5 2017

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Oh no, Black Beauty! What did you do? You knocked down two boards from the fence. And then moved the bench to cover part of the hole?! Bad horse!
Yeah, I did it. Haha. I can’t believe it. Pretty out of character for me. And to be honest I’m kinda regretting it. Stupid thing to do and I feel bad about it now. I hope they won’t be mad at me. Well, what’s the worst that can happen. It’s not like they can fire me…
For now the goats have a way from the pen to the pasture again. We’ll see how that goes. Mia and Mio did cross over to the pasture briefly. But today it was mostly the horses taking advantage. Since the grass is better in the pen than in the pasture. So now they could reach a little bit of the better grass. Once they eat that up the passageway should be clear for the goats again. Unless it gets boarded up or something. I don’t know. Whateves.

18/5 2017

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I ate too much and I’m sooo tired but there’s football on the telly, and other stories.
18/5 2017

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Finally, going to bed. Off to the Otherworld. I got my golden ticket giant toy airplane. See across the sea, turtles.
18/5 2017

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Today will be a good day AF
19/5 2017

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Goats are love

19/5 2017

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I must be allergic to this song because whenever I heard it I get this weird emotional reaction. Annoying. Why are my feelings so easily manipulated, and when does season 2 of This Is Us start?

19/5 2017

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Oh no, my Fletnix account was hacked and now all the flets are in Spanish. Qué lástima!
19/5 2017

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It’s Friday night. Time to break out some Ben and Jerry’s and do a nut job.
20/5 2017

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I wish I was one of those rich and powerful people who have their own personal chef installed in their house so they can just ring a bell at 4:51 am and make the chef cook them up some refried spaghetti and then everyone would be so aghast because you have your own personal high class chef why would you make him make you something so banal at 4:51 am when you could have literally anything but you know I want refried spaghetti and it’s 4:51 am but I don’t have a chef so I don’t know what to tell you.
20/5 2017

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Today will be a good day. May success follow you around like a hungry goat that’s spotted your bag of peanuts.
20/5 2017

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I should make a website selling goateemoticons and get rich quick. Great scheme.
20/5 2017

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Another video on this page. Much Palle sweetness. Although human father is maybe a little much! The other video is past 1.8 million, and if you add the 2-300,000 from the page that stole the video and posted without giving credit then we’re over 2 million views on that one. Move over Star Wars, we’re the new hit franchise in town.
link: Palle hugs video
20/5 2017

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In case you’re wondering, it’s 2017 and i’m reading episode recaps of all the Lost episodes in backwards order. Another clue to how I became this super productive gogetter.
20/5 2016

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Any other Page owners found their “visitors posts” section gone, or is it just me?
20/5 2017

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That’s all the snorkeldorking for today. Off to dreamwalk. Got my hiking boots and green Robin Hood type hat on. Going in style.
20/5 2017

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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday, guys.

21/5 2017

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Mjallo?

21/5 2017

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Great dreams last night. Highlights: Looking through ads and seeing that the supermarkets were selling Commodre 64s and Amigas again. And the Lost dream where I hugged Hurley. Your move, real world.
21/5 2017

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Where’s A38?

21/5 2017

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goatlog
part 1

part 2

21/5 2017

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End of Facebook. Go go goat photos.

That’s all for this week, see you in the next one.

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