Today will be a good day. Here’s Bob from 2013.

12/3 2018
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Good goat times today. Glad I made it out. It was one of those mornings when the darkness was telling me to just stay home and go to bed and dream it all away. Luckily there was the other voice telling me that visiting the goats is the one thing that will actually make me feel better. And luckily I listened to it. And of course it made me feel better. The moment I see those goats. Or, hear them through the door. I was pretty early today. On a very foggy morning. So foggy that crossing the street felt like [insert clever metaphor here].
And did those nutty goats cheer me up. I even managed to headbutt Mio! Haha. For real. She was standing in the entrance to the goat house and I was standing on the ground below. And I leaned down to tie my shoelaces. And knocked her right in the head. Good thing she didn’t decide to retaliate or I’d be writing this from the hospital bed and asking if you could tell me hwat my name is. Grandma didn’t bat an eyelid. We had some visitors come by too. I carried Milo over to the fence so the little kids could pet him. Always sweet. Other amusing moments:
Sky did a little raisin dance and manage to topple over and fall over in the snow. Aw, she’s our little Clouseau. She was fine, and enjoyed the handful of raisins that earned her.
Mio practically broke her neck trying to shoo the kids away from the goat house. You know that thing then they shake their head at something like “get away” she kept doing it and very fast too. And the little ones didn’t even care. It was really funny, and unfortunately I didn’t have my camera ready. And I didn’t think she’d keep doing it so I didn’t rush to get the camera. Until it was too late.
Kids in the kindergarten across the grass singing Let It Go with the lyrics “blablablabla LET IT GO blablablabla”. Mwaha. I also heard them talking about zombies. I think they were playing a game. Or discussing the last episode of The Walking Dead. Kindergarteners these days tsk tsk.
Plus lots and lots of sweet sitting around with the goaties. Good for what ails ya.
12/3 2018
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Can you turn off the fog machine, please? And get rid of the snow while you’re at it.

12/3 2018
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It was warm enough today that I actually took my coat off completely. Of course I still had a few layers under that. But still, it was quite nice.

12/3 2018
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This is my favourite sweater. My mother knitted it for me some… I don’t even know. 15? 20? Years ago. I feel like I have had it forever. I have acquired other sweaters over the years, but I always return to this one. It just feels comfy and familiar. So I don’t mind that it’s coming apart here and there. That’s pretty much how I deal with fashion. I don’t go to the doctor until it falls off completely and I don’t change the clothes until theyt fall completely apart. No wonder I’m so succesful at dating.
Oh also, Milo and Mia. I think Mia is more tolerant of Milo than of Sky, probably because he’s standing up to her more and earning some respect. But it’s all still in flux of course. But going pretty well.

12/3 2018
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This year for my birthday I wish for a personalized video from Elvis Costello performing Peace Love And Understanding and dedicating it to me. So, you guys have 4 days to make that happen. Get to it.
In return, my gift to all of you is that for this my birthday week I will not post anything about politics or guns or Trump or anything like that.
I mean, unless something happens that the world just NEEDS to hear my opinion on. But what are the odds of that… *maniac laughter*
Brb, better go check twitter.
STARRING KYLE MA
12/3 2018
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Today will be a good day. Happy Yogi day.

13/3 2018
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Looks like I picked a great week to not talk about politics. We’ve already made it to Tuesday and there’s definitely nothing crazy going on!
13/3 2018
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If you want to destroy my sweater, hold this thread as I go get the treats.

13/3 2018
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Mio following Finbarr. He was going in to feed Black Beauty. She lives in the stall with the door that leads out to the goat pen. So Mio thought it was time to head out to the pen. I had to go and drag her out, I don’t think Black Beauty would appreciate having a grumpy grandma goat as a roommate. Gotta wait until the horses have gone out, grandma!

13/3 2018
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Path obscured

13/3 2018
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Watch out for the Fuzzybutt in the corner.

13/3 2018
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goatlog

13/3 2018
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Shoutout to my mam for making matching sweaters for the clones.

13/3 2018
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Haha. I told you Milo is a brave boy. He does not accept being left out of pumpkinseedtime.

14/3 2018
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Oh hi Facebook

14/3 2018
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Today will be a good day. Happy hump day, guys.

14/3 2018
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Hahaha. Thank you Cindy Porter for the musical card! It gave me a bit of a fright at first. I think the wires must have gotten pulled during transit, because it didn’t play when I opened the card. But I could feel there was something inside so I was jiggering with and then suddenly it started playing, but in a weird stopstarting way. Creeped me out! But then I managed to get it to play properly. Perfect! I shall play it when pizza arrives.
link: musical pizza card
14/3 2018
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Sigh. I have fire I feel like breathing. But since I’m not allowed to talk about politics I’ll just stay on the topic of animals. Like goats. I love goats. Sometimes lambs make me happy too. A tiny little lamb face to face with a giant opposition.

14/3 2018
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I do love lambs

14/3 2018
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Good grief, more lambs?!

14/3 2018
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Pondering the great mysteries of life. Like “What’s goat?” and “How goat?” and “more goat?”.
And so begins my long and succesful career as a person who poses very naturally for the camera.

14/3 2018
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Hand in hoof.
Heading to bed early. Tomorrow’s a big day. That’s right, It’s Belarus’ Constitution Day! Bring a keg, it’s going to be a wild one.

14/3 2018
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Today will be a good day. I’m gonna party like it’s my birthday.

15/3 2018
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Good goat times today. A cold wind, but not too bad. I had a good party-time with the goaties. Mia but on a jolly good show. One of the best yet. She was sprinting around like her tail was on fire. And then when the little ones got in the way they’d scatter and start running around too. And poor grandma had to suffer the indignity of being challenged by headbutts and mounting. Oh dear. But I got a good laugh out of it. And other than that it was just hanging out and relaxing. My kind of party.
15/3 2018
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Burpsday smooch

15/3 2018
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Insane Clown Posse: Origins
in theatres when the kickstarter succeeds.

15/3 2018
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updated his profile picture.
Thank you everyone for making my special day very special. I’m feeling the love, and I appreciate it! I am lucky in many ways, thank you for not letting me forget that. You are the special toppings on the pizza of my life. Sorry if I got too cheesy there.
hold for applause.
Hold for more applause.
Please, please you’re too kind.

15/3 2018
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Today will be a good day. Here’s the Ping Pong twins. I’ll try to catch up with everything shortly.

16/3 2018
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Thank you so much everyone for the birthday wishes. Nevermind Christmas, I wish it was my birthday every day! The love is overpowering. I have tried to reply to everyone, I apologise if I have missed any. I truly appreciate it.
I will be uploading a litlte surprise for you all later today. Don’t get excited, it’s not phenomenal. But I tell you what, hiring those circus acrobats and training the elephants cost a pretty penny.
(That’s a joke, It’s not that elaborate. Disclaimer disclaimer)
Now I’m going to sit here like Pavlov’s goat and wait for the doorbell so I can drool on the pizza delivery guy.
PS shoutout to my dad for bringing me a giant chocolate easter egg yesterday. I’m currently sitting on it waiting to hatch.
PPS thank you so much everyone for being with me, putting up with me, making me laugh, holding my hand when I stumble through the dark and all that. I wish the internet had been a thing during my worst days, it would have helped me a lot back then. I am glad to have the help now.
Also glad to have a place to ramble and ramble. The first such incident occured…

16/3 2018
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Do you think Netflix would sue us if all the goat content creators got together and made GoatFlix?
Also, if you’re a highly paid Netflix execute and you want to buy this idea call me.
16/3 2018
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This…. is why I don’t do vlogging. Haha. It was literally painful for me to just sit and talk to the camera. Which is why I had to delete 90% of the footage. And why I had to turn to Mio lots of times to just steady my nerves. And why I couldn’t raise my voice or talk assertively even though I was all alone with goats. Just massive anxiety and phobia trauma red alert pain. Even through a camera I can’t talk to humans. But anyway. I thought you all deserved a thank you. And I know you’ll be nice about it. So enjoy, I probably won’t do it again until I’m 80. I hope you can at least hear what I’m saying. I never talk out loud so I have no voice and I must icecream.
Ugh I can’t even stomach to look at it again, so I have no idea what I was saying. But I really really really appreciate that so many of you care about me, and the goats and what we do. You know I don’t feel like I deserve it. And I know I’m not great at giving back. But hopefully the goats make up for that. Whether you agree with all I say or you think I’m a crazy nut or you only read the first 20 lines of my 160 line posts or whether you just accidentally click the “add friend button” and now you don’t want to remove me because you don’t want to hurt my feelings. Or if this is all a fabricated reality made to test the effect of pizza on humanoid species. What I’m trying to say is what’s so funny about peace love and understanding?
with love from Denmarkistania.
link: humanvlog
16/3 2018
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you guys have made me very happy. First with birthday wishes and then with incredibly kind reactions to my talkie video.
Here’s another time I was really happy. Apparently. Being a kid at christmas. That was reason enough by itself.
Thank you all, love you all!

16/3 2018
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Mio with Medium and Large from 2013.

17/3 2018
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Happy St Puddy’s day.

17/3 2018
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A bit of fog from the other day.

17/3 2018
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goatlog

17/3 2018
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Hey, what’s going on over there? You better not be giving them treats.

17/3 2018
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I can’t believe they’re rebooting Stonerock And Harder. As if Cagney And Lacey and Starsky And Hutch wasn’t enough. Sheesh.
17/3 2018
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Hey buddy. What’s up?

17/3 2018
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Now that I’m hashtag old it’s fun to look back. I can’t count all the broken bones I had as a kid. But here’s one. And the red bricks of my childhood home,

17/3 2018
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Thank you Angeline Slaats! Another musical birthday card. I don’t know if you can tell by the video but I kinda started dancing in place to the tune. You definitely can’t tell that I was actually dancing in my underwear. I expect there’s a few of you out there cursing me for not turning the camera around.
Funnily enough the envelope had been opened by Danish customs. I’m not sure what they were expecting to find in a thin envelope from within Europe, but I hope the customs officers had a little dance too.
Thank you, Angeline!
link: musical card
17/3 2018
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All four love

17/3 2018
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Turning off for today. I am going to go dream a long time. I need to spend some time in the dreamscape. And I need to do some exercising when I get up tomorrow, so don’t be alarmed if I’m a little late. And once again, thank you all. You made my birthday and following days very special. And this might be the giant chocolate egg talking but, burp. I love the sea of outstretched arms. And when I turn 40 again next year, and the year after, and the year after, it’ll be great again. i can’t wait to turn 40 again for the next 40 years. Or however long. Thank you for being my friends. Please collect your gift basket at the door and don’t forget to sign the guestbook. It’s on my geocities site, go dig it up.
end transmission
17/3 2018
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday, guys.

18/3 2018
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What’s that you say? You want to see more pictures of Lasse and Peter: The Early Years? Well, since you’re subscribed to the premium channel I guess you deserve some exclusive content.

18/3 2018
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Oh no more clones

18/3 2018
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My mother must be getting tired of having to knit sweaters for the constantly growing army of clones.

18/3 2018
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Who’s a pretty boy?

18/3 2018
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Who’s a pretty girl?
And who’s a cute fuzzybutt in the background?

18/3 2018
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Under the tree, under the tree.

18/3 2018
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End of Facebook. Go go goat photos.

That’s all for this week.

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