Snow Off Snow On
Taking one for the team
link: Milo cough video
19/3 2018
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If Putin doesn’t get 99% of the votes then I demand an investigation into America’s interference in the election!!!
19/3 2018
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What giant easter chocolate easter egg? I never said anything about a giant chocolate easter egg. You must be remembering wrong about the giant chocolat easter egg.
19/3 2018
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Todat will be a good day. Here’s Popcorn and the backpack. Plus bonus Peanut.
19/3 2018
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Good goat times today. It was a beautiful, sunny morning. The air still a bit nippy, but without it was quite comfortable. I had planned to do a short visit, since I had some stuff I wanted to have time to do at home today. But the sun was being a jerk and kept shining and it got warmer. And then I took the goats out to graze and I knew if I left them then they’d be jerks and start their vicious, evil bleating to make me feel guilty. I couldn’t bear to pull them back to the pen and leave them alone. So I had to sit there and have a horrible time in the sun watching the goats graze and then kids came by and were excited by the goats and it was such a drag.
*SARCASM.GIF*
No, it was so good. Still a little cold, but this was the first real taste of spring. I can’t wait till it gets really warm and the grass gets fresh and I’ll be sitting in a t-shirt watching the goats. The grass isn’t fresh right now, but there’s enough vegetation for them to nibble on. And it’s so nice to have them out as a group. Honestly, I am surprised how well it’s going. I thought there would be more seperation. But they are running along together and getting along pretty well. Of course the big girls still mark their territory once in a while. Grandma can still growl if you get too near her when she’s eating something. But the little ones barely notice it. They are earning their place in the herd and not shying away from it. I wish Yogi could have had that too. But she was on her own, she was old and frail. And Mia and Mio were eager to establish dominance over their new home. Yogi was always happy just sitting down near them but not getting too involved. Milo and Sky get very involved They are earning their respect. Though I’m sure Mia and Mio think they are annoying little buggers. Haha. I only hope they’ll still be small enough to sit in my lap when we make it to summer. Hooves crossed.
19/3 2018
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A taste of spring, finally.
19/3 2018
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I got the bluuuuues ..kies.
19/3 2018
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Yes, I wish to register a complaint about these pants. They keep shrinking. Also, do you have any of those giant chocolate easter eggs in stock?
19/3 2018
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Watchu gon do with all that fuzz?
19/3 2018
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My eyes are shot. From being out in the sun I guess. Sometimes when I’ve been out for a long time it gets so bad I can barely read the screen. Gotta go rest. And dream.
By the way, a number of you have not yet returned the signed NDA I asked for. Please be advised that unless you sign it you are liable for all damages incurred and any defamation upon my character, heavens to Betsy! By reading this legal mumbo jumbo you agree to the conditions of the EULA, including the recently added clause about sacrificing chocolate easter eggs to me every fortnight or as soon as possible, see footnote 1a and please do not waive your right to remain pretty fly for great white shark words finish typing
19/3 2018
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Today will be a good day. Happy Yogi day.
20/3 2018
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Another school shooting, but who’s counting. Let’s arm those teachers. At this point maybe the students should walk out every day, I mean it’s safer for them if they aren’t actually inside the schools right?
Don’t worry, thoughts and prayers and NRA donations will solve it. Just tell the kids to shut up and accept their roles as target practice.
Fuming
link: teacher misfire story
20/3 2018
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Before the rage
20/3 2018
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goatlog
20/3 2018
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Hep
20/3 2018
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My spring sense is tingling.
21/3 2018
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All folks matter
21/3 2018
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Ain’t no mountain high enough
21/3 2018
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If you told me a few years ago that a pornstar tweeting this would be more credible to me than anything the actual President of the United States of America said then I’d look at you with a puzzled look and say “So…which pornstar..?”
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Stormy Daniels
Verified account @StormyDaniels
Technically I didn’t sleep with the POTUS 12 years ago. There was no sleeping (hehe) and he was just a goofy reality TV star. But I digress…People DO care that he lied about it, had me bullied, broke laws to cover it up, etc. And PS…I am NOT going anywhere. xoxoxo
21/3 2018
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Today will be a good day. Happy hump day, guys.
21/3 2018
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If this post gets 50,000 likes then I will post something that’s worth 50,000 likes.
21/3 2018
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I’d sell my soul for some pancakes right about now.
Okay, maybe that’s a bit much. But I’d lease it out with a generous purchase clause attached. IF you throw in the syrup. And some wooden nickels.
21/3 2018
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Birdwatching
21/3 2018
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I’m kind of curious. The people who defended Trump’s “locker room talk” and said that bragging about cheating on your pregnant wife was just normal male banter. Do you still think so? Do you still think that was just talk? How about the pussy grabbing? Just talk? Do you think the pornstars and playmates are all lying? Do you think Trump’s lawyer paid off the pornstar with his own money? Despite there having been no affair? Basically what I’m asking is, are there anyone out there who honestly believes that Trump did not and would not cheat on his wives while they were pregnant or with newborns? Honest question.
Still believe in the fake news and alternative facts rhetoric?
Also, I wonder what would have happened if the Austin bomber had been an Arab mailing bombs to white people. But hey, let’s congratulate Putin and setup meetings with the Rocket, man. Important business. Calling out sleepy tv hosts. Let’s see what we can do about the computer games industry, but not the gun industry. Looking for scapegoats in all the wrong places.
What a fucking shitshow. It would be funny if it wasn’t so sad.
That’s what’s so insane about this.
It’s bizarre how far people will walk out the plank as long as it’s pointed in the general direction they want to go. I guess they figure they will be able to stop before they plunge into the shark-infested waters? Just give Trump a littlefinger, it’s not like he’ll take the whole, tiny hand.
Tralala. Also, I have to admit I’m a little disappointed in Ben Carson. I mean, we knew he wasn’t qualified. He said so himself before he then accepted the job anyway. But I hoped he was just dopey and unqualified. Turns out he’s just another guy maximising his profits, sticking his snout in the treasure chest. Looting the country. And then throwing his wife under the bus. Sheesh. Maybe you should let the homeless veterans sleep in the fancy government dining rooms.
And then there’s Betsy DeVos. How does that even happen? Just because you drain the swamp doesn’t mean you have to hire whatever you find creeping around in the bottom waste. Again, it’s almost hard to take seriously. I guess you’re too busy worrying about your kids getting shot in school to pay attention to whether they get a proper education in there? Priorities. Better to have dumb kids who are alive after all.
I keep thinking it can’t get any crazier but then I’m wrong.
*cartoon image of giant Donald Trump with tiny hands on Earth globe with a caption saying #MeToo*.
21/3 2018
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Fill my head with fuzz
21/3 2018
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Jebus, even reading the wikipedia summary of Jurassic Bark makes me tear up.
21/3 2018
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They put the crazies on the street, give them guns and feed them meat
21/3 2018
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I’m heading to bed now, so I’m afraid i’ll have to cancel the 11 o’clock show. If you guys need a refund just bring your tickets to the main office. Remember to bring some picture ID, preferably of yourself but we’ll accept if you can nickn one from some tosser on the street like. Slang mode off.
I’ll reschedule for another day and make sure to play a bonus encore set consisting of special counselling Trois words stop typing here.
21/3 2018
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Thor from 2008.
22/3 2018
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Good goat times today. Altough the weather was a letdown. Cold and foggy. And with new snow on the ground. Not a ton. But enough to be too much. I’m pretty sure Mio will mail me a box of goat berries for making her go out in it. Oh well. I wasn’t expecting the cold so I wasn’t dressed quite warmly enough. Had to head home sooner than I’d liked. But so it goes. At least I got the goaties out and they did some grazing, in the thawed spots, and nibbling on branches. Life is what you bleat of it. Hopefully spring will spring back soon. Already got great goats, just need the weather to get on point too.
22/3 2018
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Oh come on, you goata be kidding me!
22/3 2018
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You’re lucky there is this giant wall of snow between us or I’d be busting your kneecaps, human.
22/3 2018
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You’ll never believe what happened to me in the supermarket today. A woman asked me if I wanted to taste some soup!
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So, we’re getting married and I’m quitting Facebook byeeeee.
Okay, just kidding. But she did offer me soup. It was a taste test thing. Unfortunately supermarket soup just isn’t good enough for me. I’m a soup snob. I hang out with the soup nazi and other good soup people on both sides. Still, this is going to be a great plot for my next rom-com.
22/3 2018
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The revolution will not be televised. But don’t worry, it’ll be available on DVD and digital download with a special commentary track by everyone you think is awful
22/3 2018
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Happy Eternal Paradox Day.
22/3 2018
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Come on. Grandma said to get his kneecaps.
22/3 2018
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I don’t usually do these things but I figure I would do this thing. Premium content. Hashtag interesting. It’s this thing or something about Trump’s lawyer. You’re welcome.
Favorite Smell – Goats.
First Job – Helper at a little publishing house, I guess.
Current job – Smelling goats.
Dream job – Goat sanctuary founder
Astrological Sign – Pisces Iscariot
Favorite Pizza – Yes.
Birthdate : March 15th. DID YOU MISS IT?!
Favorite Dog – Dog.
Favorite Cat – Cat.
Favorite Foot Attire – Cheap disposable sneakers.
Roller Coaster – That would be a negatory.
Favorite candy – Too much.
What are you listening to right now? Spaceheater buzzing
Color of your vehicle – Snorklish
Color of eyes – Coal
Favorite Holiday – Thanksgiving I guess.
Favorite day of week – Any day with goats
Tattoos – no
Piercings – no
Like to cook – As long as it only involves turning on the hotplate.
Beer or wine or neither – Pepsi Max.
Can you drive a manual transmission – I totally know what that is, thank you for asking.
Favorite color – red
Do you like vegetables – Some of them.
Do you wear glasses – Filter glasses. Used to wear regular glasses but they don’t work anymore.
Favorite season – Winter for the looks, summer for the feels.
Favorite movies – Shawshank, Star Wars
Favorite book – Couldn’t pick one, but 1Q84 has a special place in my heart for getting me into Murakami.
Favorite sport – The soccerball.
22/3 2018
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Heading into the fog. Don’t wait upside down.
22/3 2018
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Mads from 2007.
23/3 2018
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Struttin
23/3 2018
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Last night I was thinking, a lot of things. Most of them are gone now like smoke rings fading in a pretentious metaphor. There was one thought, though, that I wanted to hang on to. It was, that having so many good people out there in Faceboxland who care about me makes it harder to dismiss myself. When I feel like the world would be happy if I wasn’t here, well I know there are at least some people out there who would not be happy if I was gone. So that’s something you all give me. Thank you for that. Even when I don’t see worth in my self, I know there are others who do.
23/3 2018
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Thank you, guys. And girls. And goats.
23/3 2018
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Explosion outside. The kind that feels like it’s on the verge of being a little too big to be fireworks..
Probably fireworks. But at 2:24 am and loud.
24/3 2018
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I wonder what I’d think of Boston Legal today. I loved it when it aired, but that was before I really knew even a little bit about American politics. I feel like watching it again.
24/3 2018
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Bruce and Clark from 2014.
24/3 2018
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There’s so much insane and crazy stuff going on in the world that I almost didn’t blink in shock when I heard that Ready Player One apparently doesn’t suck. Brb, gotta put all my frozen good in the hell freezer.
24/3 2018
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This comment made me happy!
“I will say the the sweetness of Grandma is what made me decide to get goats about 3 years ago!! Now, I’ve got a Grandma of my own and she is just as loving and sweet. What a great medicine – these animals :) Thank you ”
24/3 2018
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Haha. Too bad the photo isn’t technically that good and that my brain is frying, otherwise I’d have tried to make a meme out of this. Cracks me up.
24/3 2018
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All I want to do is eat and sleep. AT THE SAME TIME #fatworldproblems
24/3 2018
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Thank you very much to Christine Günther and Jill Fitts Mraz for the birthday cards! Thanks to the lateness of the postal service my birthday just keeps giving haha. Thank you for thinking of me!
24/3 2018
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Is it odd that I kind of find the situation of Red Dwarf appealing? Being the last living human millions of years into the future? Having a whole spaceship (more or less) to myself? I can see the appeal of that. Mainly that I wouldn’t have to deal with any humans. If I could just have Goat instead of Cat and a hologram of Kristen Bell instead of Rimmer and a Jessica Alba mechanoid instead of Kryten…
Yeah I’m sorry rest of humanity, but I’d take that. It was nice knowing you, but there are goldfish nibbling at my toes.
24/3 2018
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Actual Fake News. Targetted to help Trump. And the funny part is that Trump supporters will say this is Fake News.
I mean, I don’t know if Putin literally hacked the election. But if you don’t think the Russians influenced it then … well you haven’t looked at twitter the last couple of years. Click on any slightly political trending topic and it’s very easy to spot all the Russian Bot Farm accounts. I am sure there are pro-dem influencing bot types too. But the pro-Trump ones are everywhere. It reminds me, like a lot of other stuff going on, of the show Braindead. Where both Republicans and Democrats secretly started their own grassroots groups to influence everyrthing also there was brain controlling spacebugs.
But hey, it’s all good. Fake News are great as long as they’re helping [your side].
link: cambridge analytics article
24/3 2018
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Alright, alright, Laurel & Hardy.
24/3 2018
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Here’s to the marchers and everyone working for a better future. We have a lot of mouths and we must scream.
Also, can someone put a restraining order on Obama? He shouldn’t be allowed to be that Presidential, he’s making the sack of shit in a shirt look bad.
Just telling it like it is.
Literally side by side in my twitter feed:
The Associated Press
Verified account @AP
BREAKING: Trump issues order to ban most transgender troops from serving in military except under `limited circumstances.’
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Bobby cannavale Retweeted
Barack Obama
Verified account @BarackObama
Michelle and I are so inspired by all the young people who made today’s marches happen. Keep at it. You’re leading us forward. Nothing can stand in the way of millions of voices calling for change.
24/3 2018
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I think we got rugrats under the floorboards
24/3 2018
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday, guys
25/3 2018
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I am eating salad. THIS IS A CRY FOR HALP
25/3 2018
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goatlog.
At least watch the first couple of seconds to hear Milo’s lil wail. What a ham.
25/3 2018
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Feathery fowl on the prowl
25/3 2018
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I am heading out to dine with the fambly. Belated birthday dinner with the parents and brother units. We are having risengrød. Rice porridge. That’s right, I’m celebrating my 40th birthday with porridge. This rockstar lifestyle is exhausting but somehow I make it look easy.
25/3 2018
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Back from the birthday dinner. Nice little time with the famle. Got some tech support time in too. And some of mama’s kikskage with me home. Mm m.
25/3 2018
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Okay, okay. We know you have a very fluffy butt, Milo. No reason to go flaunting it.
25/3 2018
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I feel like putting an AIM away message up on life.
25/3 2018
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Also, I just have to agree with everyone elwse in the world. Rick Santorum is such an asshole.
Telling kids they should learn CPR instead of looking for others to solve their problem?
You know, the problem of BEING SHOT IN SCHOOL. Translation: “Nah, we’re not going to do anything to try to stop you from being slaughtered in the school yards. You should focus on what to do WHEN you get shot”. Holy heckman, what a loathful frothface.
Nevermind that CPR isn’t the most effective thing against gunshot wounds. Beyond belief. He’s so horrible that I’m surprised he didn’t get elected president amirite?
25/3 2018
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And now, here’s your moment of goat.
25/3 2018
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Grandma’s cooking up a plan.
25/3 2018
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A tv series where Santa Claus solves crime during the summer months. And every time he catches a bad guy he looks at the camera and winks and says “you just made my naughty list”. PATENT PENDING
25/3 2018
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Remember when it was snowy out? Hopefully we’re done with that for this season.
25/3 2018
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I’m making a note here: beautiful goat.
25/3 2018
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End of Facebook. Go go goat photos.
That’s all for this week.