The Rain In Denmark
Today will be a good day. Have a Mads Monday.
27/8 2018
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Good goat times today. A rainy day. I knew the goats would not like going out in that weather, so I decided to be sneaky. Instead of serving their breakfast inside I loaded up a bucket of teed and let them out, hoping they’d follow me out. And they did, despite the rain. That bucket full of food is like carrot in front of a horse. Or a carrot in front of a goat. So we went out in the rain and around the corner and into the goat pen and into the safety of the goat house. And there I served them their breakfast. And once they had viciously devoured it all, we sat around and relaxed and listened to the rain. I do love rainy days, especially when it’s not too cold. I’m lucky to have such cuddly goaties. Perfect company on a rainy day.
We did manage to get a little time in the green. I went to put the bucket back inside and the goats followed me out the gate, despite it still raining a little. I guess they were hungry enough to brave the wetness. For about 20 minutes or so, then they’d had enough and we headed back to the goat house. Now where did I put my blow dryer?
27/8 2018
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Is wet. Why is wet?
27/8 2018
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Breakfast in the goat house
27/8 2018
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Breakfast in the goat house, part 2. We’re gonna need a bigger bucket.
27/8 2018
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I ate too much today, a poem by Lasse Linno Henriksen.
27/8 2018
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…and then it rained right on me, and it was really scary and I think I need a treat to make it all better
27/8 2018
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Goat company on a rainy day
27/8 2018
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Today will be a good day. Happy Tongue Out Yogi Day.
28/8 2018
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I never do these, but since it was Jessica…
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1.Favorite smell? Wet goat
2.Last time you cried? A few days ago. You knwo what you did, Felicia Day.
3.What’s your favorite pizza? Pizza.
4.What’s your favorite animal? Squirrel. I mean, goat.
5.Did you go to preschool? Not sure what that would be in Danish terms, but I don’t think we have optional years before schools words.
6.Untie your shoes when taking them off? Yes.
7.Roller coasters? Not a chance.
8.Favorite ice cream? Budget noname Føtex licorice
9.Shorts or jeans? I wear my winter pants all year round because pockets, so many pockets.
10.What are you listening to? The hum of the space heater
11.Favorite TV show? If I had to pick one, still Lost.
12.Hair color? Bald
13.Color of eyes? Dead
14.Favorite thing to drink? Pepsi Max
15.Favorite holiday? Don’t really have one, but i like Thanksgiving as a chance to be mindful of thanks, giving
16.Night owl or morning person? Allnighter
17.Favorite day of the week? Days with goats.
18.Do you have a nickname? Hey Fatty
19.Favorite season? Used to be winter, now is summer.
20.Favorite place to get away? The goat bubble
21.Missing someone? Too many goats
22.What would you do if you won the lotto? Goat sanctuary, and a clone of Kristen Bell. The clone would then head off with Dax while the real Kristen came and staid with me and the goats in the sanctuary.
25.Would you go back to high school if you could? Not if I were the same.
26.Ocean or lake? Tatooine
28/8 2018
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goatlog
28/8 2018
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Dat wet goat smell tho
28/8 2018
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What is louder, the sound of rain or the sound of goat berries?
link: rainy video
28/8 2018
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Milo won the Mr Wet Beard contest
29/8 2018
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Now I know how regular humans feel when some celebrity likes their tweet on the twitter. I love Esther. I was scared about her surgery. So far it’s looking well. i’ve said it before, I wish all animals got that level of care.
29/8 2018
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Like a fish on a fish hook
29/8 2018
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Today will be a good day. Happy hump day everyone.
29/8 2018
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Try a little love
29/8 2018
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Good goat times today. Another rainy day, so most of it was spent in the goat house. With the goats. Listening ot the rain. Not too shabby. Both kids got some good time in my lap. Sky snoring and letting off a big yawn. I wish I’d been filming because it was pretty darn cute. I can’t remember a goat kid yawning while sitting in my lap before. We got a quick trip out in the greens when the rain died down for a while. But then quick, back to the goat house before we melt! Tomorrow is the last day of summer in Denmark. It’s been a super hot and dry one. I hope fall won’t be too cold. I was out earlier than normal today so I got a little flashback to walking in the cold and dark mornings. Not looking forward to that. Here’s to global warming, everyone do your part to wreck the planet to keep me warm please!
The reason I was out early was because I was in a rush to get to the goats and check on Mio. I was a little worried about her. Yesterday while editing video from the last goat trip I noticed something wrong with her ear. I thought. I wasn’t sure. My first thought was that she’d gotten tomato seeds on her ear. But then I saw that the rest of her ear down was a lot darker than usual. And I thought it might be blood. Anyway, long story short I found nothing wrong with her ear today. So that was a relief. You know how hard it is not to worry when you get something in your head.
30/8 2018
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Is still wet. Why is still wet?< ">29/8 2018
30/8 2018
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Fact-checkers of the world unite and take over
30/8 2018
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Mia and Sky watching the rain go by. They stood like this for quite a long time, while Milo sat in my lap and grandma stood behind us, chewing her cud
30/8 2018
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flower chase the sunshine
30/8 2018
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Grandma’s alreet.
PS. My head has an ache. I wonder if getting Mio to headbutt me would cure it? Otherwise it may have to come off.
30/8 2018
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Herman from 2014.
31/8 2018
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goatlog
31/8 2018
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I made a little mistake while restocking the pasta supply the other day. Instead of getting the wheel pasta I got .. this. Not even sure what it’s called. The goats like crunching them well enough, but I think the wheelies are better and more fun.
31/8 2018
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I know it looks pretty, but don’t be fooled. This is a meat-eating flower. I have to count the goats every time we’ve walked past it.
31/8 2018
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Is wet but I eats yam yam
31/8 2018
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I am having some Facebox problems. It wants me to complete a security check, but gives me an error instead of a check.
Maybe it has fixed itself now?
Fingers crossed. If I go radio silent then it’s probably because Facebox is blocking me. Or because radio is dead man, we’re all doing podcasts now.
1/9 2018
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Medium from 2013.
1/9 2018
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Well, I don’t know about you but I definitely don’t see Sky anywhere
1/9 2018
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Make America Great Again, by killing the bears!
“The grizzly bear was protected under the US Endangered Species Act in 1975, when just 800 to 1,000 bears were thought to be left in the lower 48 states. Only 136 were thought to be in the Yellowstone area.
However, in 2017, the US Fish and Wildlife Service removed the Yellowstone grizzly bears from the endangered species list ”
Must be one of those liberal snowflake Obama judges that granted the restraining order. Probably a sicky furrry bearloving pacifist MAGAW MAGAW.
Burn it all down, maximise the profits, salt the earth and poison the sea. It’s getting hot in here, so let all the polar bears drown because there’s no ice left
link: bear article
1/9 2018
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Hey, got any more of those pasta bows?
1/9 2018
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Please do not attempt to summon Cthulhu without first filing the proper paperwork and receiving a signed and notarized permit from the main office. Unauthorized summonings are punishable by a nominal fine and a temporary ban from summoning all evil.
1/9 2018
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I love these kids
1/9 2018
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If you think being a scruffy looking goat herder is easy work then clearly you …I… what was I saying? Too soft, can’t think. Eyes… falling…
1/9 2018
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.
2/9 2018
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Something wrong with my toilet. It’s not getting enough water to flush properly. It’s like it’s refilling very slowly. This means I have to call someone to come look at it which is making me depressed because it means I’ll have to deal with humans. Nothing like having to deal with humans to get me gloomy. I guess I’ll have to stay home and wait for them too or something I don’t know can I just go back to bed?
2/9 2018
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O hai, Shadow
2/9 2018
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Toilet fixed. I assume. I’m too scared to try it in case it’s broke again. Maybe if I never eat anything again I won’t have to use the bathroom.
Oh wait, pizza. Pizza ruins all my plans.
2/9 2018
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As a true mountain goat, you have to climb everything in sight. Even if you’re only 2 inches off the ground, you’re still off the ground.
2/9 2018
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In order to prove that you are not illegally copying my Facebook statuses, please enter word 23 from paragraph 2 from the third post on the last February 29th to continue.
2/9 2018
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Howdy. Are you happy with your long distance goat company? We can offer exceptional rates and bonus goat berries if you shift to GrandmaCo. Inquire within for further details and to set up a home invasion meeting.
2/9 2018
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KEEP IT DOWN! Some of us are trying to sweep in here!
2/9 2018
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All in the goat house
2/9 2018
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That’s all for this week.