A Different World
Have a good day and week everyone. Here’s the Peanut nut.
I am feeling a little unwell. I think I shall go to the bed place and dream away. I may postpone my goat adventures for the day. depending on how I feel later. It’s still only 4:30am in Denmarkilvania, so there’s still time to feel better and head out. I might just be tired. Don’t be alarmed if I go silent for a day, though. I feel like I may zonk out bigly.
PS the toilet is working, repeat the toilet is working. We have achieved flush.
3/9 2018
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Good goat times today. Yes, I managed to get out and goat instead of going to bed and sleeping for 24 hours straight. I think I made the right choice.
Comfortably warm and cloudy. Out to one of the green nooks for the goats to have their greens. It’s September, so summer is over in Denmark. Let’s hope the greens last as long as possible. I mean. Before the goats eat them.
Still not feeling too well, despite the good goating. So I had to leave a little earlier than usual. And for some reason no one had arrived to let the horses and other animals out. I don’t feel comfortable leaving the goats out in the pen when I’m not sure there’s someone around to supervise, so I had to put them back in the stable before I left. They weren’t happy about that. Especially Milo. He has sort of taken over Mia’s role as hysterical bleater. She can still bleat hysterically, but I think she feels she can dial it down since Milo goes full bleat. He’s an opinionated little guy. And he thinks it’s very unfair if things don’t go his way. Like, if I don’t give him treats he’ll just steal the whole bag. He managed that today too. It was hard closing the door on them with those sad, sad bleats. Hope someone got there to let them out again quickly. I think I’ll watch a little Castle Rock and then it’s definitely time to zonk it good. Zzz.
Oh yeah, thanks for the concerns. I’m sure I’m just tired. Need to dream it all away.
3/9 2018
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The green nook.
That sounds kinda like a racial slur against martians.
I think I need to flush my brain, let’s hope it’s not broken.
3/9 2018
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Alright, it’s zonks time. I’m going to to bed before I pass out like a flyer at a ..thing where flyers get passed out. Did you put something in my drunk?!
Don’t wait up. This could be a long one, as the giraffe said to the pickled jar of …pickles?’
3/9 2018
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Today will be a good day. Happy Yogi Day everyone.
4/9 2018
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I was nominated to post 10 movies that matter to me, I think. But since I never do tags, here’s a goat.
How am I feeling? Better, I think. But still a little off. Not sure if coming down with something or just being big baby. Paging dr Pizza.
4/9 2018
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I don’t care what side you’re on. If you’re for or against the tax bill, for or against the judge. Giving out thousands of pages of information shortly before a vote with no chance of people reading them is not okay. You can’t run a country like that, you can’t forking run a World of Warcraft guild like that. I assume. I’m not a nerd.
Anyway. I still have to chuckle at that Fox Business News anchor saying there’s something rotten in Denmark. Girl, you barely have a functioning democracy, your leader is a sack of shit in a shirt with pants on fire. Go ahead, elect a guy for a lifetime position without everyone having the facts. What could possibly go wrong.
Meanwhile kids can’t go to gaming competitions without being shot and girls can’t go to funerals without getting felt up on air. Build a wall around yo self, you’re drunk.
4/9 2018
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“Per Bob Woodward, Dowd did a practice session with Trump to prepare him for a Mueller interview, peppering him with questions about the Russia investigation and “provoking stumbles, contradictions and lies until the president eventually lost his cool.”
If we can’t have the pee tape, is there at least video of this?!
4/9 2018
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Alright, enough human stuff. Here’s some goats. Wait, I think humans snuck into this one too..
4/9 2018
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Happy hump day everyone.
4/9 2018
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*Jaws theme*
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Hey, this is new. What is it? Is there food in it?
4/9 2018
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Look, I climbed a thing!
4/9 2018
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Frankly, I’ve seen more competency and leadership ability in a Police Academy movie.
4/9 2018
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Hey, wanna play goatsball? Or hoof some hoops?
link: Goats on the field
4/9 2018
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goatlog
4/9 2018
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If the Castle is a rocking, don’t come a knocking.
4/9 2018
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all of this
5/9 2018
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This world could have been good, but you threw it away. I hope the delicious sin was worth it when we burn in the fire everlasting. Hope your raincoat is fireproof, sunshine. #Stillaratinacage stellar rats in cages shooting stars and hurricanes a chemical warfare reaction red sea of sorrow and despair parted combed over glossed over over over over and last one out turn off the lighst
5/9 2018
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Why you gotta stare?
5/9 2018
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Well, I shall retire to my private space, the dreams that I carry. In a bag over my shoulder strolling down the shire road.
Anyway. Feeling better, but something’s off. Can’t tell if it’s emotional or physical. Something in my head or something in my body. Who knows. Maybe, and this is a radical thought so hold your horses and tighten your collars, the head bone’s connected to the body bone. Bone clocks tick tock. Dementia, heart attack, cancer, car crash, suicide, insulin shock, fall from a great height, mass shooting, satellite falling, nuclear war, implausable yet unavoidable circumstance, ritual sacrifice, lion attack. Tick tock the wheel goes round and round. You never know where it stops and when your time is up. Hear today, deaf tomorrow.
Pretty sure I’ll make it to tomorrow at least. But I can’t promise I’ll make it out of bed. W’ll see how the feels feel.
Hey, thank you all for being instruments in my symphony. As I am in yours, if you’re reading this. Just imagine me in a tutu playing the tuba.Then it wasn’t all for nothing and all for one. See you on the other side, brother. Don’t worry, everything will proceed cyclically. The end is the beginning is the end. The chrome reflects us. You’re either the sheriff driving off with a monster in your trunk or you’re the monster driving off with a kid in your trunk. It’s all fictional, no squealing remember that it’s all in your head.
To be continued. Sequels, prequels, reboots, remakes. The franchise is just getting started.
5/9 2018
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Today will be a good day and everyone is completely sane. Have a Fuzzy Friday everyone. Wait, it’s Thursday. Probably. What year, month and date is this?
6/9 2018
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I slept for about 22 hours. Totally normal, right? Cool. I feel okay physically, but the sense of this not being my world is there. Maybe I’m unstuck in time. Or maybe humans are just the worst and I don’t want to be one? I’ll be goat.
Thank you all for being good humans. Sometimes it’s hard to keep in mind that there are good humans. A reason to be in this world.
I really need to get in better shape, but I’m allowing myself pizza today. I’ll allow it.
6/9 2018
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No offense if you’re a human. You are what you are. Goats are just better company when you’re tuned into the things that matter, like love and food, and more food.
6/9 2018
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A song for the boy that no one could love
6/9 2018
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If I loved you then I love you
7/9 2018
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the light and the dark, the night and the day. i wonder if the universe expands and contracts like breathing lungs.maybe we are cancer in the lung, maybe we are the cure. does the cancer know that it kills, does the cure know that it heals? do we know what we’re doing?
7/9 2018
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Today will be a good day. Here are the Ping Pong twins from 2016.
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I kinda want to do a Nike commercial parody with one of the goats. Just Eat It All or something. But then I’d have to research the font and then I realise I don’t want to post anything political on Mia’s page and even though it would just be a joke it still might offend someone because Nike uses sweatshops or Nike picked the wrong Sportsguy or whatever. Humans are dumb. And I’m lazy.
7/9 2018
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Look, there’s no shame in not being able to pronounce ‘anonymous’. It’s all the corruption, dishonesty and bigotry that’s shameful.
7/9 2018
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Rain and Thunder outside. I’m going to cue up The Sinner, Mr Mercedes and the last episodes of Castle Rock. Maybe I should turn off the lights and light up some candles. Blind people putting lit candles all over their apartment is a great idea, right?
Hmm, maybe I should rewatch Bates Motel too. Twas a dark and stormful night…
7/9 2018
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Obama vs Trump is like Darth Vader vs …what was Rick Moranis’ character in Spaceballs called again?
And remember, Anakin was redeemed in the end so the metaphor totally hold up don’t at me
7/9 2018
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Meanwhile, in Goat Town.
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Don’t leave
8/9 2018
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Bob from 2012.
8/9 2018
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Grandma vs Gravity, the neverending battle
8/9 2018
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Finally caught up completely with Castle Rock. Funny, several times lately I’ve been saying how I feel like this isn’t my world. Well, now I have a theory…
at least I haven’t been locked up in a basement for 27 years. Unless you count my head.
8/9 2018
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All of this
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The constant
8/9 2018
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.
9/9 2018
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goatlog
9/9 2018
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Hey, this is a very exclusive party. I don’t see your name on the list? Can I see your invitation? Please don’t make a scene, I know what you humans are like.
9/9 2018
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Sorry. I shouldn’t be allowed on the internet.
9/9 2018
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Got 99 problems but my luftballons ain’t one.
9/9 2018
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Stick with goat photography they said
9/9 2018
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I’m not sure, but I have a hunch someone dropped something delicious under the picnic table…
9/9 2018
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That’s all for this week.