Today will be a good day. Here’s Bob from 2012.

10/12 2018
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Good goat times today. There was a cold wind on my walk along the highway, but it settled down later on and it was a pretty mild day with even some sunshine now and then. Took the goaties out to the grasslands. Did that thing with Mio where I rush after her with the leash and she casually speeds up just enough to stay ahead of me but not so much that it looks like she’s running. I did manage to catch her before she got to the forbidden zone. And so we stayed in the grass, and everyone did some good grazing. Even if the quality of grass isn’t great this time of year.
Sky had a little scare. If you’ve seen the videos of Milo and Sky running on the grass, you might have noticed how they like to run to one of the picinic tables and jump up there and wait for their well deserved treat. They did that today too, and I didn’t even have time to notice that the table was wet and slippery. And neither did Sky. She took a tumble. She wasn’t hurt in any way that I could tell, but she did get a little spooked. Stayed calmly on the pavement with a “that was scary, I better play it safe for now” look, while Milo kept running around like a goof. Poor, little girl. I sat with her in my lap for a while when we returned to the goat pen for the relaxing part of the day. And of course she milked it for some extra sympathy treats too. And then I had to give everyone else sympathy treats too because it’s really traumatizing when someone else gets more treats than you do.
10/12 2018
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Grandma on the leash. Since there are no more leaves you can see the apartment building of the forbidden zone right behind the trees.

10/12 2018
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Sweet, little Sky. The sympathy treats are good for taking your mind off the fall.

10/12 2018
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I thought I’d be smart and turn off the heat while I was out goating and then leave it off for when I go to bed to save lots of money but now here I am at the computer and I’m freezing, I mean who could have predicted that?! Global warming my ash, it’s all smock and mirror.s
10/12 2018
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Yeah, you’re not thinking about Jason Momoa NOW, are you?! It’s easy to look sexy when you’re all slowmotion hi-def coming out the water without a shirt. I’d like to see Jason, if that IS his REAL .. NAME, rock this look and make the ladies swoon. Btw, DC when you recast Aquaman, and you’ll have to what with the eyesore you picked this time round, why don’t you try calling a guy from the home country of you know, AQUA. It’s not rocket science. And even if it was I could definitely beat Jason Momoa in rocket science.
#ItsOn #Feud #JasonMomoaIsANoShowaToOurBrawlInTheFrostYall
Anyway, I’m going to go bury myself under my wellness blanket because it’s cold and I’m tired.
PS Jason if you see this then aquaman up and face me. Viking vs… I wanna say jellyfish?

10/12 2018
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Today will be a good day. Happy Yogi day everyone

11/12 2018
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I’m not surprised to see that Jason Momoa has not responded to my public challenge. It’s easy being Mr Tough Guy when you have a horde of writers writing your lines and when the people you fight are actors who are instructed to go down when you wave your hand in their direction. Dya think grandma would throw a fight? She would not. She would knock me right out. Show me how Mr Hot Aquaman would do in a fight against grandma. I dare you. You’d be playing in the kiddy pool because you’d be scared, that’s what I say.
If you ever find a magician to brew you up a potion of braveness, you know where to find me. I’ll be he guy in the goat house who doesn’t get paid a million bucks to take his shirt off in the ocean.
#TheFeudStrikesBack
11/12 2018
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There is a house in Delaware that does not exist in my universe.
(This has been a summing up of the 1 hour monologue about afterlife and non-existance that I had in my head as I went to bed last night. If this post gets one million likes I will type out the whole thing)
11/12 2018
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Put a little goat on it

12/12 2018
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*looks out the window at the snow covered mountainside*
*writes in journal*
I have come to the conclusion that it’s more comfortable when the heat is on.
*empties pipe in ashtray*
12/12 2018
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Today will be a good day. Happy hump day everyone.

12/12 2018
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Re: The Smashing Pumpkins. Oh dear. I didn’t even realise Shiny And Oh So Bright had been released. More power to you if you like it, but I just find it kind of embarrassing. Billy’s voice isn’t suited to mediocre pop. Some of the music is alrightish, but the lyrics and vocals. Yikes. I enjoyed Oceania quite a bit, but most of what they have done since the reunion… not so much. I feel like they’ve become the parody of themselves that Billy didn’t want them to become. Changing lineups and teashops and greatest hits. Sigh.
I’d rather have a Zwan reunion.
But at least them being together means there’s still a chance that I might see them live one day. I still wish for that.
Maybe I’ll like it better when I’ve listened to it more.
12/12 2018
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I still get a minor panic attack every time I’m watching TV and someone rings the doorbell in the show. The heart stops and the brain goes “OH NO PEOPLE” and then slowly it sinks in that it’s just the TV and there’s no one at MY door and I calm my brain down “no people, no people. Just tv. No people”. And then I give my brain a biscuit and put a paper bag over its head until its calm again.
12/12 2018
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Big sweeties

12/12 2018
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We are learning your language to better communicate with your kind, please explain to us the feeling of love?
12/12 2018
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Jail time for Cohen. Another poor, innocent soul caught in this baseless withchunt. I don’t know how CNN and NBC managed to get all those people to plead or be found guilty. I bet they’re all having a party in the pizzeria basement/sex dungeon tonight. What a smockery of justice.
12/12 2018
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Goatposting to redeem myself

12/12 2018
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Shutting it down for the night. Don’t call me unless it’s an emergency. And if it’s an emegency, call 911. See you on the flipxeid.

12/12 2018
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Clio. Peas in a pod.
(Well Facebook swallowed up some of my letters. Here’s Clark and Mio, it’s supposed to say.)

13/12 2018
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Riding my bike on a giant wooden bridge over a vast ocean.
That was my favourite part of last night’s dreams.
13/12 2018
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goatlog

13/12 2018
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Now take me to the treat bank, human!

13/12 2018
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Well it sure has been a year. 12 months. 365 days. It sure has been.
And since Facebox isn’t actively destroying society, here is a sweet video to commerate how Facebox isn’t actively destroying society, which it definitely isn’t.
link: 2018 fb video
13/12 2018
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Medium from 2013.

14/12 2018
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Good goat times today. Cold morning. In fact, #SNOWMAGGEDDON2018
Well, there was a little bit of snow around the edges here and there in undisturbed locations. The wind wasn’t bad, though, so it didn’t feel too bad. I doubt this snow will last long. Unless we get more, of course. We’ll see. Will it be a white christmas? Probably not.
Of course the goats weren’t too thrilled. It’s one thing if everything is covered by snow. It’s actually worse when the ground is all wet and muddy with bits of snow here and there. That mud tho. But I got them out. They went for one of their favourite places. You might have seen it in some of the morning videos, sometimes they head along the wall and then around the corner. And then along that wall there are some plants that are very resilient. They stay somewhat greenish during winter. They’re decorative plants, though. Which leaves me with a bit of a dilemma. Because. Well, frankly my dear I don’t give a darn about deocrative plants. I’d let the goats eat ’em all in a heartbeat. But that wall is right in the outlook of several buildings where official staff people might be watching from. And they might not be happy if I let the goats just snack on the decorations. So I kinda have to walk a fine line. Pretend that I’m keeping the goats away while actually letting them have some tiem to eat from them.
I DO keep the goats away from the flower beds. Or, I do my best. But the plants along the wall? I’m kinda like a guy who walks his dog to his neighbour’s yard and pretends not to notice the dog doing its business while actually whispering ‘go on, that’s a good boy’.
We made a pretty quick return ot the goat pen and had good cuddly times in there. Hay, treats and cuddles. That’ll do. That’ll do nicely.

14/12 2018
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This was grandma Mio’s first destination when I let them out this morning. And she was hoping it would be the last, too. Good place to stand her ground and not budge. The white door on the left is where they come out. Sometimes this garage thing is open. Mia doesn’t like it. She usually peers in there to make sure there are no monsters and then hurries past. They don’t like dark and unfamiliar places. But, with the ground being wet and muddy and snowy in places, grandma found a good dry spot there. She did move out once the rest of the flock started moving away, though. And then we went to destroy the decorative plants, as told in the post below.

14/12 2018
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Cold feetsies. Send hot chocolate plz

14/12 2018
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Milo is a funny boy. Today he got scared of my gloves. I was clapping my hands and rubbing them together for warmth, and that freaked out Milo. I think he thought the gloves were monsters that were eating my hands. My gloves are mittens and I can pull the ‘hood’ off them to let my fingers free without taking the gloves off. I freed my fingers and reached out and gave him some scratchies and he was perfectly fine with that. Then I folded the gloves back over my fingers and rubbed them together again and he got scared and ran to the steps leading out of the goat house. He was very close to actually running under the goat house. Meanwhile Sky didn’t bat an eyelid at the killer gloves from outer pocketspace.

14/12 2018
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I used to think that building that wall was a mistake. But you can’t deny. We have a Mary Poppins problem and it’s not going away.
14/12 2018
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“That was a scary ordeal, but I think we got through it. You buried those evil gloves on holy ground, right?”
Hopefully I’m forgiven. Now it’s time to shut down the circus for tonight. Let sleeping elephants lie and don’t poke the bear. See you tomorrow if the wind is in our backs.

14/12 2018
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Vanilje from 2006.

15/12 2018
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Oh great. It’s fireworks season. I love fireworks season. Nothing better than fireworks season. I also like having nails drilled into my forehead, when my neighbour chainsaws, and coming up with subtle sarcasm. These are some of the things I enjoy.
15/12 2018
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I am prone to great sentimentality. Like this song, never fails to make me cry a little. It reminds me of.. someone. A certain place and time. Not one single place and time, but the feeling of places and times. And someone.
And as with Africa, I will not aplogise for loving it. You kids can keep your hip and your hop and your spotify. I’ll be on my lawn not lighting fireworks.

15/12 2018
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goatlog

15/12 2018
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I think Sky ran away to join the circus. She’s definitely not around here anywhere.

15/12 2018
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When the goat decides that it has fulfilled its lapgoat obligation and is ready to get up
link: Milo camera video
16/12 2018
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.

16/12 2018
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Think I’m going to grab myself a cup of noodles.
…on another exciting Gordon Ramsaw’s kitchen nightmares
16/12 2018
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You’re playing with fire, Milo. Or, playing with grandma, more accurately.
16/12 2018
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Why does the weasel always go pop? Can’t it go rock’n’roll or jazz just some of the time?
16/12 2018
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I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more. In a lifetime, in a lifetime, maybe two, maybe more, but definitely it would take me a long time dandalandandandala
16/12 2018
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Time to decorate the tree. With nooses and little candy pitchforks. Don’t forget to light the torches and put the severed head of your enemy on top.
#ItsBeginningToLookAlotLike2018
16/12 2018
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I know I don’t say this a lot, but how do facebook?
16/12 2018
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Black Beauty in the snowy mud.

16/12 2018
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This isn’t what we meant when we asked for icecream

16/12 2018
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Just for a change, here is picture without any goats. You know, since Sky ran off ot the circus there’s no way she could be in this one. So that’s a relief, for all you people who keep complaning about photos of Sky. Don’t say I don’t listen to constructive criticism! Anyway #NoGoatsNoNo

16/12 2018
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That’s all for this time.

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