Bake It Till You Cake It
Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday.
28/1 2019
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Good goat times today. happy silly goaties. I found out that the new goats don’t actuallly hae names yet. That surprises me. I don’t think I will get to name them. But I do hope they get names soon. If for nothing else than so I can get better filenames than 190128_newgoats1.jpg, 190128_newgoats2.jpg etc. (NSPAA date format for lyfe)
There are some dominance games going on. Especially between Mia and the lil not-mamma. She’s the biggest of the new ones, I guess she was probably boss at the old place. Mia is very keen on showing her that in this hood, Mia is boss. There’s some grunting and snorting and humping going on. Lil not-mamma is taking it pretty chill. She seems to be ahead of Milo and Sky in the hierarchy, for now at least. We’ll see how it all goes. They just have to get used to each other and settle the hierarchy.
The lil boy is so darn cute. I love sitting with him. I wish he had a little playmate, but ok his mother is almost kid-sized anyway haha. And he’s got me.
I keep hoping Mio will poke her head around the corner. It’s strange not having her here. It still seems like she just went inside for a rest or something. That she’ll be right out. Sigh.
But at least all the new goats are a good distraction. Good goat squad.
28/1 2019
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Uncle and his boys.
28/1 2019
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My brother came home from the hospital today. I am surprised they let him go that quickly, but that must be a good sign. Fingers crossed that everything will go well with the the kidney. Science, it’s a heck of thing.
28/1 2019
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Mia is helpfully inspecting the camera for defects and/or treats.
28/1 2019
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That sit for today. I am tired. Going to go dream fishing in the great river. If I catch a funny i’ll be sure to blog it on my flotsamstergram. See you tomorrow with a bucket of bait.
28/1 2019
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Today will be a good day. Happy Yogi Day.
29/1 2019
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Milo and Sky got a little tired of the newbies…
It’s funny, I would have thought Milo and Sky would be more dominant, since they’re on their own home turf. But the newbies, especially the lil not-mamma, seem to a little stronger. Everyone is still getting used to the new order of things, though. Hopefully they will all gel into one big, happy goat circus.
29/1 2019
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump day, with a grandma bonus.
30/1 2019
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If you’re not slurping then you’re not doing it right.
Ah, I love soup.
30/1 2019
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The newbies are getting a lot of attention, of course. But I’m still loving on the oldfurs. Both Milo (pictured) and Sky still fit in my lap.
30/1 2019
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Our goats, in the middle of our house.
30/1 2019
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Ten months ago I uploaded two short clips of Justin Timberlake on SNL, doing a soup song/dance, to my alt youtube channel. One of them has more than 15,000 views. The other one has 0. Literally “Views: None”. I find that pretty amusing.
I guess “Soup there it is” ranks higer in the search algorithm than “Souperdoup”.
Most of the other videos on that channel have between 1 and 30 views. Hope I get that phat ad revenue soon!
30/1 2019
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Heading to the bed. I have been having a hard time getting into the dreamscape lately. I’ve had good dreams, but not those long deep journeys with semi-lucid trances. Maybe it’s because the nights are cold now. Or maybe it’s all the things that have been going on with goats and family, maybe the balance is off. There’s still a blanket of sadness over my head. Maybe I just need to sleep harder. I’ll go try. Don’t wait up.
30/1 2019
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Ping and Fuzzy from 2016.
31/1 2019
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I am feeling pretty sad and depressed. Deploy goats. Send in the goof troop.
31/1 2019
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Out of soup. Probably need to up the dosage of my antideppers
1/2 2019
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Magnethe from 2005.
1/2 2019
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Inanimate Carbon Rod 2020
1/2 2019
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Shadow is still a fine looking gentleman of the horse variety. Vividly so.
1/2 2019
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Sir Milo de Fluffington, knight of the round belly.
1/2 2019
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Things I appreciate:
When your screenshots of hilarious memes, deep thoughts, and provocative politics don’t have the colour-scheme of black text on white background.
Fun fact: I can manipulate the colours and fonts of the text you post, but I can’t do that if it’s a screenshot.
Okay, I know most of the screenshots posted originate from Other People From Elsewhere. But if you ever find yourself making a screenshot that you want to go viral… consider that a white background is problematic for a lot of visually impaired people.
1/2 2019
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Meanwhile, in heaven
1/2 2019
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Shutting down for today. Let the mind off the hook. Not catching any fish anyway. Need better bait. A net that isn’t open in both ends. A pole that isn’t frozen, a globe that doesn’t stop spinning. A champagne supernova in disguise. Row row row your bloat gently down the stream of consciousness.
See you tomorrow, typeface.
1/2 2019
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Vanilje from 2006.
2/2 2019
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Did anyone see the report from Punxsutawney Phil? I’m still not convinced it was a good idea for Trump to appoint him as his senior climate advisor, but ok.
2/2 2019
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goatlog
2/2 2019
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I hate to sound like a broken record, but hi I’m a broken record.
No, wait. I meant to say. I wish I had more soup.
2/2 2019
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Think goat thoughts
3/2 2019
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.
3/2 2019
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Brb, playing Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galax.
link: hgttg online
3/2 2019
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Almost a Popcorn-style crackerface.
3/2 2019
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You know that thing when you do something you feel is right, but then later you regret it and feel bad?
No, I’m sure I’m the only one who’s ever tried that.
3/2 2019
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Think more goat thoughts
3/2 2019
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Okay, well I am tuning out for today. I’m feeling pretty sad and depressed. I’m okay when I manage to distract myself but then.. it follows. Me around.
Just gotta force myself back into a rhythm. Exercise and goats. Make it till spring. Now I’m going to go sleep, because in dreams everything is magic and okay. Gonna go sleep. Till spring? Who knows.
3/2 2019
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That’s all for now.
February 3rd, 2019 at 23:34
You will have to have a goat naming contest for the new ones. They are all so cute and fluffy.
Our snow is finally melting after a horribly cold week in the “Polar Vortex”. We shoveled out paths for the goats as the snow was too deep for them to get through. They were pretty excited to get out in the backyard.
They were both right behind me as I was shoveling. I’d move forward and they would move forward. Even Snickers took a little walk on my path. It was 48 F today and we thought we were having a heat wave!
Good news about your brother coming home so quickly. Hope he continues to improve and feels better every day.
February 12th, 2019 at 17:45
We’ve barely had any snow this winter. No polar vortexes in Denmark. No polar bears either. Good thing. I wonder if polar bears get fluffier in winter too. hmm..