Madame Trash
Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.
15/7 2019
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goatlog
15/7 2019
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I wonder if my neighbours think I’m keeping goats in my apartment. Gotta remember to turn the volume down when I’m editing goat videos.
15/7 2019
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It’s weird how so often I see posts that are several days old come up in my feed because other people comment on them. But I didn’t see the posts when they were originally posted. When I go to my feed I see the same posts over and over and over, like there’s nothing new being posted. Why can’t Facebook show me the posts when they’re being posted instead of 3 days later when a friend comments on them? I hate this algorithmed dystopian future where machines try to tell me what’s imporant to me. There was a time when you could say “go to google and type in XYZ and go to page 3 and look at the first result how funny is that?!”. You can’t do that anymore because google is tracking your every move and tailoring the results to what it thinks is important to you. I’m on a Danish IP so I get Danish results even though I have told it I want English results. I don’t want your algorithm trying to guess what I want, while in the background profiling me to sell my privacyu to the ad networks.
Anyway, rant over.
15/7 2019
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Here’s some quality goat content. Hope your aligorithm likes goats! Nuller’s not too big to stand on my back yet. But it is getting close. He’s gotten quite big.
15/7 2019
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HellooOOoo ladies. Resident skirt-chaser Milo put on his eau de buck perfume and is ready for a night on the town.
15/7 2019
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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi Day everyone.
16/7 2019
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Good goat times today. Started out grey and kinda chilly. Took a long time before the sun came out and it started feeling a little summery. I know I commplained about the heatwave when we had it, but now it feels more like autumn and I’d like summer to be above 20C/68F please. Can’t the weather just be 100% perfect all the time, is that too much to ask?
Anyway, the goating was good. We went around the block and the goats snarfed all the green they could get their snouts into. Nice human visitors too. There was a mom who had to keep telling her little girl to be calm and slow when approaching the goats. The girl kept ignoring her and just running around laughing at the goats. Cute. And then there was a family, I guess, who I think were Finnish. They spoke a language that sounded Finnish to me. But a couple of them also spoke Danish. They were very nice, we talked a bit about the goats and they had a sweet boy who got to pet them. Unfortunately I was distractedf or a moment and didn’t realise that he was heading over to Milo.. and Milo did his thing. Gave him a little push. The boy fell over in the sand and started crying. He wasn’t hurt at all, but it’s scary when the giant monster goat attacks with intent to savagely eat the innocent sacrificial baby human. Oh dear. I gotta pay more attention.
I also had to pay attention to Mia. Becaus the Fins had a couple of dogs. They were very cute, very small, very well behaved and on leashes. They didn’t even bark at the goats. Maybe that’s why the goats weren’t scared of them. Normally they’re scared by dogs of all sizes. But I think Mia might have given them a headbutt if she’d gotten close. Bceause she’s the protector of the flock and she’s much bigger and probably would have given them a lesson in who’s in charge. So I made sure to keep her back. Sky went all the way over to the dogs though and was literally whiskers to whiskers with one of them. Sniffing at its face. Very cute.
Lots of fun today.
16/7 2019
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Sky’s got a mouthful!
16/7 2019
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I once made the pizza run in 12 parsecs
16/7 2019
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Milo’s got a mouthful too
16/7 2019
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Humans are the worst. Even with plenty of waste bins everywhere, people still just throw garbage. Everywhere. Trash. Everywhere. I don’t understand. I would never just throw trash on the ground. If I have trash and there’s no bin, I carry the trash until I get to a bin. Is that abnormal these days? Is it normal to just throw shit on the ground even when you’re next to a bin?
Of course I’m such a lame goody two shoes. Today in the supermarket a woman had her credit card declined. And I was already adding up in my head if I could afford to pay for her stuff. Turned out she had cash, so it wasn’t necessary. Good thing too, if I’d paid for her stuff she might have wanted to pay me back and asked for my phone number or something. Ick, human contact. Dodged that bullet.
It just seems like such a harsh, bitter world these days. Sometimes when I have my skylight window thing open I hear kids outside, and they’re like little kids playing but then they’ll say the meanest cursewordy things to each other. And there’s crime and hatred and gangs and drugs and the leader of the free world is just openly racist and sometimes it’s just really hard to keep remembering the good things in the world adn the good people, because everything seems like shit. Trash everywhere. And I looak at the world and I want to do a Christna Bale meltdown. And it feels like everything is getting worse and I don’t want to be part of it.
So anyway, I should probably remember to breathe.
16/7 2019
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Gotta remember the good things in the world.
And now I’m off to bed, to dream myself into a better world in the offreality colonies.
16/7 2019
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.
17/7 2019
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goatlog
17/7 2019
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You know, my birthday is coming up in less than a year. If you want to book Dominic to make a video saying “not Penny’s goat” and send it to me, I wouldn’t object.
link: Dominic Monaghan on cameo
17/7 2019
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If you want to have Mia send you a birthday greeting or a good luck wish or something like that, you can book her for the low cost of ONE MILLION PEANUTS, price not negotiable.
17/7 2019
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In today’s news, Trump leads a crowd chanting ‘send her back’ about American congresswoman, and Rand Paul blocks 911 victim compensation.
But at least you’re not literal nazis! *slow clap*
Whether Trump is followed by a Democrat or Republican, they’re going to have a fun time restoring America’s standing in the civilized world. Don’t worry, you already have Russia and North Korea on your side, i’m sure the rest of the world will fall in line.
18/7 2019
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Thor from 2008.
18/7 2019
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Ping and Pong from 2016.
19/7 2019
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Good goat times today. I needed that. I was supposed to go yesterday, but couldn’t. Because I couldn’t. One of those days when I couldn’t. So I spent the day and night in bed, and did have many wonderful dreams. Which was good. But it was even better to have wonderful goats today. Bit of a grey day, a few raindrops here and there. A humid warmth. Looks like we’ll be getting summer heat next week, though.
And the goats were good, we went around the block and did our best to annihilate all greens in our path. Said hi to a few families. Then back to the pen to relax. I was sitting in the shelter, out of the slight rain, and Nuller came over. You can tell what’s on his mind when his eyes start darting up to my shoulders. It’s very easy to see what he’s planning. The problem with the shetler is that it isn’t very tall… can you guess what happened? Yes, he jumped up on my shoulders and knocked his head right up into the ceiling. Bonk. Haha. Good thing their heads are built for headbutting. He was fine, and five seconds later he tried again and made it up there. No stopping that kid.
19/7 2019
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Nuller! Oh lord. I haven’t seen him go to the milk bar in a month or more. I though he was done with that. Sheesh. What a piggy. I can’t imagine Lily has much milk left for him. But Nuller definitely feels entitled to everything that’s coming to him, be it milk or treats or cuddles. Spoiled little baby. I wonder how that happened..
19/7 2019
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I had a religious experience at the supermarket today. Chocolate was 50% off.
Haha, no. There was a lady ahead of me in the queue who took an interest in me. And my blindness. She was short and stocky, reminded me of that old lady from Poltergeist. And apparently she wanted to pray for my eyes or something. It was a little hard to understand her, I think she was fighting a stutter. And talking lowly. And I was trying to be polite but also give off the vibe that I don’t like when humans talk to me. She said she was going to a birthday party tomorrow and there would be a lot of christians there and I guess they’d pray for me. So I suspect I’ll wake up tomorrow with perfect vision, glory hallelujer.
Well, I shouldn’t be snarky. It’s nice that she wanted to do something good for me. She even asked if I didn’t want her phonenumber or something. Not sure if she was out to save my soul, give me a support system or just to push her religion on me. She was nice enough, but I don’t really like when people get up close and look at my eyes like they can do something about it. I have doctors for that, you’re not going to solve my blindness by the power of christ and laying on hands.
Of course she didn’t know that I have raging social phobia and wasn’t enjoying the attention. But I mean, if you see someone in the supermarket with a broken leg you don’t stop them and stare at their leg, do you?
19/7 2019
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Hanging with the Sassymeister
19/7 2019
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Herman from 2014.
20/7 2019
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Totes scomfy
20/7 2019
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.
21/7 2019
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Feeling out of phase with the alignment
21/7 2019
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Also, I think my upstairs neighbour is trying to saw through his floor. Guess I should put a kettle on.
21/7 2019
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What did you do, Milo?
Milo swears it was like that when he got here. Not sure what happened. I’d like to think it was an accident. But knowing humans, it probably wasn’t.
21/7 2019
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Just hanging around
21/7 2019
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Milo leaning on Mia leaning on me. Let’s hope I don’t fall..
21/7 2019
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Chilloutzone
21/7 2019
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That’s all for now.