Christmas In October
Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.
14/10 2019
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all I see is plastic
14/10 2019
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Shaking lessons
14/10 2019
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I was about to type “Happy birthday to my Canadian friends”. That don’t make no sense, cuz. Happy Canadian Thanksgiving, friend.
14/10 2019
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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi Day everyone.
15/10 2019
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Good goat times today. Grey, but not cold at least. When I got to the playground there was a couple of women with kids there. I heard one of them say to the other ‘oh that’s the guy who lets the goats out. Maybe they’ll actually come out now’. I said hi to them and went around the corner and got to the goat pen. And no goats in sight. I went into the pen and was almost a little concerned. But it turned out they were all in the goat house. They were just all of them back in the dark in the stalls. No one keeping watch in the doorway. That’s a first. Maybe it was the grey and mud that kept them inside. I got my bleats when they saw me, though. And then I let them out and the visitors got to spend some time with them. Happy times. Milo got a little close to one of the women when she was squatting down to tend to one of her kids, but she wasn’t wearing a skirt so it was ok. And no kids got brutalized.
Later a young girl came over and asked ‘is it ok if I pet the goats?’ and of course it was. I think Milo even let her pet him without incident. Mellow day. I got to say hi to Ophelia too which was nice. It doesn’t happen too often because I’m always there so early in the day.
15/10 2019
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Someone left a branch lying around, so the cleanup crew went to work.
15/10 2019
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Looks like Sassy made a friend.
15/10 2019
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Why would Facebook take away the ‘schedule’ option when uploading photos on Pages? That’s worse than fucking meeting Lindsey Graham right there.
Now I have to upload the photo, save the post as a draft, go to creator studio, go to drafts and then select the post and select to schedule it. It took 5 seconds the old way, now it’s a fucking trip thourgh the goblin king’s labyrinth.
I hope they don’t do the same for video posts. What a hassle. It’s barely worth having a page anymore, I have 10,000 Likers but I get 40 likes on some posts. Do you guys still care about Mia’s page at all? Maybe I should just shut it down and post stuff here, it can’t be more annoying than political rants and daft jokes. Or maybe I should quit Facebook altogether. That would show them. THAT WOULD SHOW TEHM ALL
15/10 2019
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The devil himself. Look at him, scheming and plotting his next terrible deed. Beware the Milo.
15/10 2019
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.
16/10 2019
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Hello there
16/10 2019
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Herman from 2014.
17/10 2019
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goatlog
17/10 2019
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Remember the time Batman wrote a strongly worded letter to the Joker telling him not to do crimes?
That went so well.
Assuming you don’t care about the people the Joker does crimes again.
Look, do I have to spell this shit out?
How is anyone ever going to take America seriously again? ‘Oh that guy is portraying himself as a succsful businessman slash celebrity. Let’s put him in charge of… everything. National security. Trade. International crises. What could possblye go wrong?’
Remember the time Batman retweeted a Nickelback meme and it made Mr Freeze stop freezing?
17/10 2019
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Here’s Sassy with a distraction
17/10 2019
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Can you take me where you’re going if you’re never coming back?
17/10 2019
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Can you take me where you’re going if you’re never coming back?
17/10 2019
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Medium and a couple of kids from 2013.
18/10 2019
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goatlog
18/10 2019
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Saw christmas calendars in the supermarket today. Who would buy a chocolate calendar 1½ months before December even starts?
Someone with more willpower than I.
18/10 2019
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This year for Halloween I’m going as someone who’s given up on the world.
… with massive cleavage.
18/10 2019
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Light as a feather, thankfully.
18/10 2019
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i wonder, how love?
18/10 2019
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It is happening again
18/10 2019
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Loved the demon rebirth sequence from The Good Place.
“Larva, slug monster, spooky little girl, regular teenage boy, ball of tongues, social media CEO”.
Should have put influencer in there tho
18/10 2019
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Tune into my new show, it’s another Bachelor spinoff. ‘Batchelor In a Coma in hospital bed’.
19/10 2019
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Fun fact: The Danish translation of Dune is titled.. Klit. So that’s a thing I just learned.
19/10 2019
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Popcorn and Peanut from 2015.
19/10 2019
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I found god
he was out drinking with his friends. judas was the designated driver and they all ran from the bill. it’s okay we’ll forgive him for his sins. please get off tthe line, jesus phone home
19/10 2019
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if your disciples don’t dance then they’re no friends of mine
19/10 2019
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Nearer, my goat, to thee
19/10 2019
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Sleep deplivation is a shell of a hug.
I think I’m going to sheep now. Ghoulnight every teddy. See you in the mooh ring.
19/10 2019
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday and merry christmas in Ocotober everyone!
20/10 2019
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goatlog
20/10 2019
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A little bit of Lily.
20/10 2019
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Is Nuller going to get his fluffybutt back for winter? Let’s hope..
20/10 2019
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Sneaky Nuller planning to steal treats from Mia.
20/10 2019
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That’s all for now.