High Grimes And Miss Dementias
This is also Denmark.
(FU Marvel)
3/11 2019
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Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.
4/11 2019
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Good goat times today. A rainy day. The goats weren’t too pleased about that. We hung out in the goat house. Then Milo and Sky had enough of being cooped up with the Sassy monster, so they went to the smallter shelter. I went there too and Mia followed me and we sat there for a while together. Eventually the rain did die down and we went for a quick tour around the premises. Wet grass and fallen leaves, not so great. But it’s always nice to get out. The goats ran a little ahead and they encountered Ophelia as she came to work. When she saw me appear around the corner she went “I wondered why the goats were out, but I figured you were probably around somewhere”. Yeah, if the goats are out of the pen, then I’m probably around somewhere.
I forgot my MP3 player this morning. I tells you what, that long walk along the highway is a lot less fun without ma stories.
4/11 2019
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Why rain?!?
4/11 2019
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I brought a couple of bananas for the goats today. I broke one in half and offered them to Milo and Sky, in the shelter. Sky dived right in. Milo, not so much. It’s so cute when goats can’t figure out a food and they start almost headbutting it. Milo was doing that, but apparently headbutting a banana does not make it tastier. Mia came over, but she also didn’t want it. So in the end Sky got the whole, big banana. It took her a while to eat all that but I think she was happy about it.
4/11 2019
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And here’s Nuller with the goat apology.
4/11 2019
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Look, I don’t know what to tell you.
4/11 2019
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The weather is bad, but the company is goat.
Now, off to surf the dreamwaves. See you in the high tide.
4/11 2019
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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi Day everyone.
5/11 2019
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Whenever I’m watching a video in which someone clears their throat there is never one moment in which I do not think of ms Ann Elk. And usually I will also act out her most hysterical AHYYYY throat clearing.
5/11 2019
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I’m sorry, there’s no Nuller here.
5/11 2019
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*buzzes like a fridge*
5/11 2019
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“Lindsey Graham, the chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee, says he won’t read any of the transcripts, and dismissed Sondland’s reversal”
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How is this real life? Person in power says ‘I won’t look at the evidence’.
Tally me banana republic ans
5/11 2019
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We’d like to apologise on behalf of the human, he’s not allowed back on twitter until he’s eaten his vegetables.
Wait, he’s not allowed to eat his vegatables until he’s fed the goats.
5/11 2019
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Kentucky Fried Bevin
6/11 2019
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.
6/11 2019
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Knock, knock, knuckleheads
6/11 2019
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Feeling a little unwell. Not sure if I’m coming down with something or I’m just being a drama queen. Please like all my instagram posts and keep a watch outside my door with a candle a feathered writ of my life story.
6/11 2019
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Today will be a good day. Here’s baby Magnethe from 2005.
7/11 2019
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Do you ever feel like the universe is vast and empty and pointless and you didn’t order pizza?
7/11 2019
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Look at this mess. The stage is all covered in leaves. Good thing Milo is on the job, dedicated to cleaning it up.
7/11 2019
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Bob from 2012
8/11 2019
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Good goat times today. The temperature just a smidgen above Hurts My Face. Grey, but it kept dry. The grass wet from recent rain.
Took the goats out for a round around the block. Some sweet visitors got goat petting time, and Milo didn’t savagely murder anyone. Not too shabby. Mia spent a lot of time staring up at the forbidden zone. I almost thought she’d try making a dash for it. I know it’s wishful thinking, but hey I can pretend that grandma’s spirit is wandering around there. She was a headstrong lady, always trying to get up there when she wasn’t allowed. I can just picture god up there on a cloud teating his hair out screaming “COME BACK HERE, YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO GO DOWN THERE!”.
Made myself laugh thinking how grandma would have reacted to having five little pygmy goats in her herd. She would have kept them on a tight leash. Mia sometimes gives Sassy the ‘I’m the boss around here’ headbutt. But nothing like the Mio train.
Sigh. Miss ya, old growler.
8/11 2019
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Mia, staring up at the forbidden zone.
Later she went up on a little hill where there’s a pathway up to the forbidden zone, but she was walking slowly and cautiously. I diverted her attention, not sure if she would have gone up there or not.
8/11 2019
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I started reading the new Star Wars book.
When they told Wedge about Luke… I… sorry, I need a minute.
TURN THE CAMERA OFF
*unintelligible*
8/11 2019
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He can walk. He can walk. I can bleeeat.
8/11 2019
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Finn and Jacob from 2009.
9/11 2019
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This is my fight song. This is my donut. This is my hat rack. These are some of my old Star Wars figures. This is a video of me saying what some things are.
9/11 2019
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goatlog
9/11 2019
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High Nuller
9/11 2019
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I think I have lost a couple of friends recently. It’s probably because of the goat posts. I should talk more about politics, right?
Let me tell you why Christianity is problemati
9/11 2019
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Here’sa goat post, how you like me now boomer?
#Lily
9/11 2019
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PARK LIFE
10/11 2019
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.
10/11 2019
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Another perfectly framed selfie
10/11 2019
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How is the South Park version of Rudy Giuliani more human than the human version of Rudy Giuliani?
10/11 2019
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Sweet, little Sky. With her wonky horn.
10/11 2019
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I have been listening to Grimes pretty much nonstop since she was featured on Mr Robot a few weeks ago. Not really the genre of music I normally listen to a lot. But her Art Angels album is amazeballs, fellow kids. 10/10 would upvote again.
10/11 2019
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That’s all for now.