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Since I’m up late to wait for my Oscar, here’s a thing in case you’re curious..
1. Do you put ketchup on a hot dog?
When I ate hot dogs I did. I put ketchup on a lot of stuff because I am 8 years old.
2. Choice of soda?
Pepsi Max. And Faxe Free.
3. Do you own a gun?
Lol Denmark lol no
4. Can you swim?
I’m a witch
5. Hot dogs or cheeseburgers?
Neither. Unless putting cheese between a couple of slices of toast bread counts as a cheeseburger.
6. Favorite type of food?
Pizza and mama’s soup.
7. Do you believe in ghosts?
Ghosts don’t care if I believe in them.
8. What do you drink in the morning?
Water for my medicine.
9. Can you do 100 pushups?
Oh I assume so, I mean why would’nt I?
10. Summer, Winter, Spring, or Fall?
Used to be winter, now summer.
11. Your favorite hobby?
Goating,
12. Tattoos?
Nah, I’m good.
13. Do you wear glasses?
Filter glasses when I’m outside.
14. Do you have a phobia?
A phobia has me.
15. Do you have a nick name?
Fatty fat fat-fat. And baah.
16. Three favorite drinks?
Pepsi, Faxe and black currant lemnade.
17. Biggest downfall?
That time I fell and cracked a rib on cam.
18. Rain or Snow?
Summer rain. Or looking at snow.
19. Can you change a tire?
That depends. Does the tire want to be changed? I don’t feel like I have the right to decide how a tire should live it’s life.
20. Favorite flower?
Blue rose
21. Can you drive a stick?
I can plant a stick for goats to scratch on.
22. Ever gone skydiving?
No
23. Kids?
Goat kids.
24. Favorite color?
Red. Or green grass or blue sky or white snow.
25.Employed?
Goatsitter.
26. Can you whistle?
I can whistle for goats.
27. Where were you born?
In the Q continuum
28. Siblings?
One brother.
29. Surgeries?
Plenty.
30. Shower or bath?
I wish I had a bath tub, but I’d probably drown.
31. Last song you listened to?
Darkseid by Grimes.
32. Broken bones?
I broke every leg and arm multiple times as a kid.I think. The best one was when I broke my arm on the last school day before summer vacation. That was great.
33. How many TVs are in your house?
One.
34. Worst Pain?
Life. Eye pressure was awful too.
35. Do you like to sing?
Yes, until I hear myself.
36. Are your parents still alive?
Yes, thankfully.
37. Do you like camping?
No. I’m not sure I’ve ever been camping.
38. What do you enjoy binge watching?
I want to watch every episode of every Star Trek series soon.. But I don’t really binge watch much. I prefer shows to be released on a weekly basic.
39. Pumpkin or pecan pie?
Not sure I’ve ever had pecan. Come to think of it, not sure I’ve ever had pumpkin. I’m not a big pie guy.
40. Someone who will play along?
All the world’s a stage.
10/2 2020
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Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.
10/2 2020
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Tippy toe Milo
10/2 2020
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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi Day everyone.
11/2 2020
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goatlog
11/2 2020
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Welcome to the Goat Club, may I see your invitation please?
11/2 2020
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I’m definitely not saying anything about politics or Roger Stone.
*blinks rapidly three times*
11/2 2020
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Remember when Gangnam Style seemed like the biggest threat to our sanity?
12/2 2020
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone, with bonus humps.
12/2 2020
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Hey, who turnt up the gravity?
13/2 2020
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I dreamt that there was a dangerous group called The Authenticals that were trying to break through to our world from another dimension and I’m not sure if they were monsters or androids or what, but I know they wanted to wipe out all humans, I guess because humans aren’t authentic?
Also, according to a headline I saw on twitter there’s a dangerous asteroid hurtling towards Earth.
I feel the pull of the bottomless sea.
So you know, everyhing’s fine. I’ll be waiting with a cocked shotgun and a pack of sandwiches.
13/2 2020
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At least i make myself useful to the goats, hopefully I will be spared in the ragnarok
link: butt scratch video13/2 2020
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“The Trump administration Friday filed a brief with the Supreme Court arguing that gay workers are not protected by federal civil rights law. The filing came exactly one week after the administration argued the same for transgender workers.”
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Donald Trump is a piece of shit, if you support Trump you’re a piece of shit, if you’re more worried about socialism than about nazism you’re a piece of shit. If you think Limbaugh deserves a medal you’re a piece of shit. If you think climate change isn’t real you’re a dumb piece of shit. Thank you for saluting your shitstained flag.
Fight me ban me, I don’t care. This shithole world is dumb. Bring on the authenticals.
13/2 2020
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Deep braeth. There is only goat.
13/2 2020
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14/2 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Peanut and Popcorn from 2015.
14/2 2020
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Good goat times today. Mia spotted me across the horse field as I came walking. That girl’s got better eyesight than I do. They don’t bleat for just everyone who comes walking, so it’s nice to know she can recognise me from that far away. A nice welcome salute.
A young mother with a boy arrived just as I got into the pen. She remarked on how talkative the goats were being. And how they don’t always come to the fence. Yeah, it’s mud mud mud everywhere mud. So I can imagine if I’m not there they might not always go to the fence. Especially Mia. Big gal tippytoing aross the planks and stones I put down. Easier for the littles to balance on that stuff.
Got them all out for a walkabout. Then back and relax in the pen. Wish spring would get here soon. The weather guy said that we’ve already hit the average rainfall of February, and we’re only halfway through the month. Mild temperatures and lots of rain. Can we just get fresh leaves and sunshine already?!
14/2 2020
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Goat butt parade.
14/2 2020
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Happy Valentines from me and my best gal
14/2 2020
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Good soup times today. Had a nice souptime with the folks and brother. Always nice. Maybe the last of the season, since winter is almost over, if it even began. Enjoy every pot of soup like it could be your last.
15/2 2020
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Goat butt parade.
15/2 2020
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This TikTok’s on fleek. Bleep bloop. Sorry, I didn’t mean to snargle your flerk. I’ll just go bongle the dolk with sherpner rama lama ding dong
16/2 2020
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I wish everyone could be happy and okay and well. If I were god I’d make it so. and you wouldn’t even have to believe in me or sacrifice to me or hate those who believed in other gods or anything. You wouldn’t even have to doubt me, i’d have my own pocdast or a tv show, gabbing with god (is that a Flanders thing, I feel like that’s a Flanders thing) and I’d like perform magic tricks to get kids to giggle and there’d be no question. Id throw my halo around like a frisbee and I’d give animals the ability to talk, and maybe the humans the ability to be silent.
The rest of the time i’d eat pizza and watch soccer from the 90s.
16/2 2020
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I mean, not to go on about religion but…
blind faith is weird. If there is a god, you don’t know which god is the right one. You don’t know who or what god is. God could be a sentient Ikea store, you don’t know. So you pick one (or rather, your family/surroundings/peer pressure picks one) and then you blindly believe and then if you happen to be right, you get rewarded for that? And people who, by chance and circumstance, pick the wrong god get punished? That makes no sense. Why should you be rewarded for blindly believing in something that you don’t know and have no possible way of knowing? Why is that good? Is your faith strong? No it’s not! Cos you don’t know. Your faith is pointless, because you don’t know. You just close your eyes and press the speeder and barrel down the highway.
Heaven shouldn’t be a prize for spinning the lucky wheel and hitting the right god. Heaven should be here and now, on earth. Too bad it’s infested with humans.16/2 2020
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Today will be a good day . Happy Funday everyone.
16/2 2020
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If we stick together we can get through this.
16/2 2020
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That’s all for now.