Heated Up
Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.
15/6 2020
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My dad says hi, and thanks for all the encouragement and good thoughts you’ve sent him.
It’s probably going to take a couple of months before he’s back to normal, it was a fairly large operation. But it sounds like he’s doing well so far. Apart from some of the medication affecting his appetite. Good thing it’s weather for koldskål. The sun is blazing.
15/6 2020
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Noe, if you’ll humour me, I’d just like to talk about politics for a minute.
15/6 2020
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fastforward to a lizardbrain in a jar watching the sitcom HUMANS ending with a rich guy in a suit saying ‘it’s not like we’re just going to ..disappear’.
15/6 2020
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Better post a goat photo before the countdown timer reaches 108
15/6 2020
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I’ll take Who Did Lasse Have a Crush On in 2001 for 500, Alex.
15/6 2020
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Is there anything sadder than an empty hayholder? Maybe an empty pizza box.
15/6 2020
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Milo and Sky take to the greens
16/6 2020
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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi daY everyone.
16/6 2020
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Good goat times today. It was a hot one. Up to 27C/80F. Scorching for Denmark. Poor little goats panting in the heat. Especially when we took some little runs in the horse field, yeah we’re still in there. Lots of stops at the water tank. And lots of time relaxing in the shade under the trees at the back end of the field. Beautiful, beautiful day though.
Although when I was pulling down some branches for the goats, Milo jumped up to lean on me and managed to plant his hoof right in my groin. oof. It’s ok, I wasn’t planning on having kids anyway. At least Nuller seems to have been weaned off the jumping on my back. Sometimes I still see him gaze up, looking like he’s doing the calculations in his head. ‘Can I make it up there..’. But he hasn’t tried in a long time. So that’s good.
Phew, no I gotta go drink a litre of chilled Pepsi Max.
16/6 2020
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Brought some branches with me to put in the empty hayholder.
16/6 2020
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The goats in the shade under the trees at the back of the horse field.
16/6 2020
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Sitting in the shade
16/6 2020
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Humans are so clingy.
PS. Facebook messed up the Lists feature. I no longer get posts in chronological order. Now it’s just like my newsfeed, which means random posts jumped together randomly in a random way and I see the same posts over and over instead of seeing new posts from my friends. So, it’s even harder than usual to keep up with people. And I was never good at that in the first place. Sorry if i’m missing posts. I guess I shouldn’t complain, at least I’m still on Legacy Facebook. Goat forbid they put me back on the new version.
PPS. It is very hot and I am going to bed.
16/6 2020
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.
17/6 2020
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Sigh. I got updated to the new Youtube design now too. Just like everything else, it’s a bloated laggy mess designed fo mobile and chrome. The dark bleak future continues.
Well, at least I don’t depend on youtube for socializing and stuff. The videos still work. It’s not the worst. Annoying, but I’ll do my best to tweak it as much as I can and then just have to get used to it I guess. They ruined twitter, they ruined youtube, they ruined facebook. But at least I got my old facebook back. Facebook is by far the most important to me, so it’ll be a dark day when I an’t use legacy facebook anymore.
Everything gets worse always, who wants to eat hooray. (I would have looked that Mel Gibson rant up on youtube normally, but damn I can’t bear to go there now)
17/6 2020
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Keiko is the absolute best. Probably the closest thing to a goat in human form I have seen yet.
17/6 2020
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Time for Lasse’s special home made burger. What I do is I take a burger bun. And I put cheese and cucumber and tomato and ketchup in it. I’m thinking of patenting it, good stuff.
17/6 2020
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Goat butt parade.
As a thank you to Keiko.
17/6 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Thor from 2008.
18/6 2020
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Good goat times today. Another lovely summer day. A little cooler than last time, with some wind and occasional cloud cover too. So it wasn’t as scorching. But still lovely. Had a good runalong in the horse field. Especially Sky. She was speeding along. Mia wasn’t into it today, but Sky made up for it. I love when they get so fast that their legs work in pairs, if you know what I mean. Instead of one hoof in front of another it’s both heefses ahead and the hind heefses and then front heefses. I can’t keep up with that on my two human legs.
We had some sweet visitors at the fence too. A bunch of young kids. I was sitting on the bench and Lily was up on the table, behind me. She was nibbling at my shirt and then grinding her horns against my back, like when they do it on trees. And the kids thought that was HIGH larious.
One boy recognised that the symbol on my hat was from Star Wars, although he couldn’t remember if it was the good guys or the bad guys. But they were all sweet and petting the goats and I gave them some treats so they could feed the goats while I answered their questions. Good times.
18/6 2020
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Sky above, grass below. Yellow, green. No red light go.
Filled the hayholder with branches again. I like seeing them go at it. Like kids at the dinner table just going at it.
18/6 2020
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Here’s me, Mia and some assholes.
(Sorry, I couldn’t resist. Turns out -I- was the asshole all along)
18/6 2020
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Got a boom box on ma shoulder, playing those block rocking bleats
18/6 2020
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Today will be a gpd day. Here’s Vanilje from 2007.
19/6 2020
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Rest in peace Ian Holm. I always thought he was an outstanding actor.
19/6 2020
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Had some cool dreams last night. One of them started off really dark and disturbing. Something about an evil cult trying to get me to worship satan. But then in the middle of the dream I became aware it was just a dream. So I laughed in the cultists faces and said OH THIS IS JUST A DREAM. And then I think I demanded to see satan. I literally knocked on the satan’s door. And it opened up and it was some kind of control room with monitors. And I talked to satan, whomst was a middleaged portly lady with a headset and microphone. Haha. I love when dreams go lucid.
19/6 2020
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Hold the phone. Kim Kardashian is going to be a lawyer?! OBJECTION, YOUR HONOUR, OBJECTION
19/6 2020
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Among the wild goats
20/6 2020
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Late Saturday night, listening to Angelo Badalamenti music.
20/6 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Bob from 2012.
20/6 2020
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Here’s Lily grinding her horns against me, to the entertainment of the kids watching us.
20/6 2020
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Three little goats from the pen are we.
Well, Lily and Nuller are anyway.
I am heading to bed earlier. Off to the dreamscape to talk to the gods and the devils. The sacred and profane. The upside down inside out through the loop, scoopity poop.
20/6 2020
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.
21/6 2020
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Happy Father’s Day to the daddies. It’s not actually Father’s Day in Denmark. Apparently that was June 5th. I can’t even remember if I remembered it at the time, since every day feels like a week right now. But I am thankful for my dad every day. He’s still doing okay, planning to drop by and visit me tomorrow for the first time after the operation. Sounds like everything is progressing well.
21/6 2020
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goatlog
21/6 2020
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Birdwatching
21/6 2020
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Ballseye
21/6 2020
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Hey, Lily.
21/6 2020
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That’s all for now.