Reader’s Digest
Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.
6/7 2020
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Well. I had been planning on a goat trip this morning. I did not make it out. Couldn’t fall asleep for a lot of the night. Got pretty depressed and stressed. When I started actually falling asleep I woke up again with a runny tummy and had to do some toilet runs.
I’m kind of just feeling sad and tired. My vision isn’t great either, it gets affected by the lack of sleep.
I guess I’ll give it a little more time, trying to adjust to a proper sleeping schedule. Maybe I’m just not meant for a regular day rythm. I feel better sitting up late and then sleeping late every other day or so. It’s an irregular schedule, but at least I then get enough sleep and I have the freedom to do it, so I don’t know. I just have to make sure not to accidentally sleep for 24-30 hours on a hot summer night/day. It’s still my best guess that that was what happened to me and knocked me out.
But bla bla bla. I’ll see how it goes. I missed the goats today but hopefully I’ll get there soon. Gotta get things sorted out longterm, a week or two of getting adjusted is fine if it gets me to a better place where I can be there for the goats more regularly.
Hope you’re all doing okay out there! Feeling a little disconnected from everythingm, life goats people. Don’t forget about me even if I’m flakey right now!
6/7 2020
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Wonder what the future of superhero movies and comics will be like now that it’s established that Americans can’t survive wearing a mask.
6/7 2020
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Think goat thoughts
6/7 2020
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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi daY everyone
7/7 2020
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Good goat times today. Managed to get up in the morning and head out, thankfully. Although it was a bit of a dreary day. Around 15C/60F and rain on/off. Managed to get quite soaked on my way home. Let’s hope that doesn’t make me sick(er). Grabbed a hot shower and turned the heat on.
The goats don’t like the rain either of course. I found them all sitting together under the half-roof in the horse field. It’s lovely that they can all sit together. I mean, they still have their little territorial episodes, especially when I’m there with treats and afection to be fought for. But the fact that they can sit together all six of them like that, that makes me happy.
And we got out and ran around in the field for a while during the sunny spells. I’m strill takign it fairly easy, just trying to get back in the hang of things. So far so good.
7/7 2020
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Six goats, looks like I hit the jackpot
7/7 2020
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Okay, can you make the rain stop now?
7/7 2020
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Nose 2 nose
7/7 2020
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Hey, let’s get the brain trust together and figure out the best response to a global deadly pandemic.
I know, let’s go through with withdrawing from tthe World Health Organization !
America, the country with the biggest brain in the world.
And you know the average Trump supporter is going to rally round and applaud it because it’s more important to make a park of monuments.
You know, there’s no love or honour or respect for your country or your god if you’re blindly forcing and being forced to kneel or not kneel or salute the flag or the god whatever. It means NOTHING when you want people to not have the choice. What’s your freedom of speech worth if you don’t want people to have the right to protest? Independence day, as long as you follow the rest of the flock to the slaughter. Just blindly follow the commandments and I’m sure you’ll get into heaven on a technicality, I’m pretty sure that’s how god works. BLINDLY FOLLOW TECHNICALITY WTIHOUT COMPASSION AND YOU’RE GOOD.
Ahh, I must be getting better if I’m back to ranting on fb.
I’ll try to stop. I just had to fart this out.
7/7 2020
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More of this, less of that
7/7 2020
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.
8/7 2020
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Been listening a lot to rem lately. That’s good Usually it’s radiohead for the dark cynical mood and rem for the slightly more hopeful or nostalgic mood. Stipe and Yorke, the angel and devil on my shoulders singing me to shipwrick
8/7 2020
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Is Milo and angel or a devil on my shoulder? A boombox bleatbox hip hop nonstop blockrockingbleats tip top trip hop hoofalong holla back goat
8/7 2020
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Religion is the number one cause of suffering, misery, bigotry, hatred, inequality, war and injustice in human history, and the fact that you let your madeup gods cause all this hurt is staggering. [deletes rest of rant] don’t worry, the rich old white men are definitely who Jesus wanted you to follow. We all know Biden and Trump are the fucking shining pillars of compassion and justice..
jesus fucking christ almighty
8/7 2020
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I only believe in goats
8/7 2020
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It’s all goat,
with Lily and Nuller.
8/7 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Bruce and Clark from 2014.
9/7 2020
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Good goat times today. The weather picked up a bit, warmer and good bit of sun. Almost felt like summer again. Much better for us all. Did some runnning around in the field, and we had some visitors at the fences too. Kids getting leaves for the goats, which they were very appreciative of. Fun for everyone.
Just taking it easy and trying to get back into some kind of swing of things.
9/7 2020
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Catch me in the goat crowd
9/7 2020
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Goats and visitors.
9/7 2020
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Now I am become chocolate, the destroyer of diets
9/7 2020
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Holler, Nuller
9/7 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Mathilde, Mads and Magnethe from 2005.
10/7 2020
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Ok, I’m feeling shitty so I’m gonna rant to take my mind off it. *spins topic wheel*. Ah, monuments and statues. Here’s my hot take, which I think most people will probably disagree with even the people whomst normally agree with my on the issues. I think statues and monuments are dumb and ugly. All of them. They are big ugly birdshit magnets and they’re a waste of money and space. You don’t need statues and monuments to preserve history. That’s ludicrous. You look at a statue and you already know the history or you don’t. You’re not going to remember or forget historical figures or events based on whether there are statues. That’s what fucking history textbooks are for. That’s what documentaries on pbs are for. That’s what novels and movies and folk stories are for. Statues and monuments don’t preserve history, they glorify people and events and sometimes the glorify people and things that turn out to REALLY not deserve it. But even even if they glorify people and things that deserve to be glorified they’re still dumb. Spend that money on feeding the poor. Use the space to shelter the homeless. I’m not going to forget Hans Christian Andersen if there isn’t a statue of him. And i’m not going to praise some slave owning general just because there’s a statue of him. It’s painfully evident that humans aren’t going to learn from their history anyway, so tear down the damn statues. If you need to keep confederate flags around to remember your history, maybe your history isn’t worth remembering. If you’ren to learn from it then it doesn’t matter anyway.
I don’t have any cake and I feel like someone has to pay for this.
10/7 2020
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It’s a Lily apology, we’re sorry about the post history.
10/7 2020
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Mia and Sky dancing on the table.
10/7 2020
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More like panDUMBic amirite
10/7 2020
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Meditating with Mia and Lily
10/7 2020
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This is how everyone sits at the table, right?
10/7 2020
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we have to go back
10/7 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Herman from 2014.
11/7 2020
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I’m definitely not going to write anothing about Roger Stone..
tick tick tick tick
11/7 2020
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Good thing uncle is too polite to shake his tailfeather at the camera.
11/7 2020
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Meanwhile, in the sallon the local cowboys are haning out at the bar.
11/7 2020
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Denmark has registered its coldest July morning temperature since the 1990s. Almost down to freezing in places. It’s so cold that I can’t get Danish cucumbers in the supermarket and the tomatoes are garbage.
Also I can’t sleep more more than an hour or two at a time and I think Cthulhu’s landline is down cos I’m not getting any of its calls.
11/7 2020
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Thank you all for bearing with me. I know I’m all over the place right now. Still trying to find my way back to myself. I left a trail of breadcrumbs, but apparently someone ate them… that’s what you get for traveling with a goat posse.
Anyway, sorry if I’m annoying. But in my defence, I have always been annoying. I know strictly speaking that isn’t a defence. But on the other hand, the first such incident occured in
11/7 2020
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Sentient Edam is my premium snapchat username
11/7 2020
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Time for bed soon. Here’s a little Lily for your evening.
12/7 2020
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.
12/7 2020
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Didn’t have the best of nights. Shortly before bedtime I started having indigestion. Very unpleasant. Also some runny tummy. My own dang fault for not being able to control myself and what I put in my mouth.
It’s cold and I’m feeling tired and off. It’s gonna be a lazy sunday. Hope you’re all doing okay out there.
12/7 2020
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On a more positive note, if you missed this video on Mia’s page then maybe it’ll give you a smile. I love seeing them all six huddled up together. Just try to ignore the speaker, that guy is so annoying. Thank heavens for the mute button.
link: rainy video
12/7 2020
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Good goat thoughts with Milo and Sky.
12/7 2020
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You know what the fun part of indestion is? When you get that ‘heartburn’ thing and it feels like it’s behind your chestplate and you start thinking “is that my lungs? are my lungs hurting? is it covid? am I dying?”.
That’s a great way to spend the night.
“Luckily” I have experienced that heartburn feeling before, not often but enough to recognise what it was.
It’s almost gone now too.
12/7 2020
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It’s pretty clear who’s the boss. Nuller’s the boss.
12/7 2020
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That’s all for now.