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Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.
9/11 2020
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I wonder what you were before you were born?
A shooting star, a puzzle?
A brain fart, a carrot?
You fucking had to have been something…
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Rest in peace Michael Bundesen. I was not a big fan of Shu-bi-dua, but if you grew up in Denmark in the 80s-90s etc then there’s no way you haven’t heard their songs a million times. And while their music wasn’t always my cup of tea, I always liked their lyrics. They wrote a lot of stuff that was oddly emotional, weird and funny. It doesn’t quite translate into English without losing the wit and flow. But what happens when you have to go? When life’s shirt becomes too short. Where is it, the common thread? Surely you must become something…
9/11 2020
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Speaking of ‘losing without protesting’.
First of all, it sure sounds like you’re protesting a lot.
Second, I would argue that Trump going to the courts is very much protesting. I’d also argue that it’s looting, but we’ll see who ends up paying the bills.
I am sure if antifa and black lives matter and those kinds of groups and people in general, if they had the means and opportunity to solve their grievances fairly through a court system that they owned, they’d probably want to do that too.
Honestly, if you can’t see the difference between fairly and squarely losing an election and the things that the protesters are facing then well I think that says a lot about your white privilege.
I almost said white pride, mwaha.
But yeah. You’re not out in the streets protesting. You’re just fortifying yourselves in your homesteads with your guns and a pack of sandwiches while your rich daddy is trying to solve your problem in court. Not everyone is so fortunate.
9/11 2020
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Dang, you’re gonna own the libs so hard.
In four years.
When that Facebook memory post comes up
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Facebook memories come up on parler too, right?
#FacebookExodus
9/11 2020
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Alright, alright. Goat post.
Alright, alright, alright.
9/11 2020
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I’ve been letting the politics get to me so much I haven’t even watched the latest episode of The Mandalorian yet.
CANT YOU SEE YOUR TEARING US APART.
Okay, heading to Tatooine. See you in a bit.
10/11 2020
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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi daY everybody.
10/11 2020
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Good goat times today. Good to get back to what matters. Goating. Where the only political argument is “Why are you giving other goats treats, give ME all the treats”. You might can guess whomst the quothed.
Mostly grey day, but at least it stayed dry and the mud was a little less out of control than it has been recently.
I took the fallen goat tower and tried to see if it could be a bridge through mud. but it didn’t really work, so I moved it over to the log pile and put it there as something to climb on. And it was soon climbed on, so that’s good. I always anjoy puting sometihng new down and seeing hte goats immediately climb it. Can’t keep a good goat down, on the ground.
Also can’t keep Nuller off my back. He managed to jump up there again. Darn kid. You’re lucky you’re so cute or I’d send tou off to Siberia.
10/11 2020
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Here is the fallen tower, no one the log pile. It doesn’t look so big when it’s lying down. Sassy was the first one to climb up on t. I wish we had more of these logs. They’re really good to climb around on and the goats love picking all the rough bark from them. I remember at the old playground we had a bunch of logs and I remember I built them up like almost a staircase going up and back down again. And there were the logs stacked up against the red playhouse that let the goats climb up on the roof. Logs are great. The log lady was on to something.
10/11 2020
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Mia also climbed up on the fallen tower. Although she’s kinda too big for it.
10/11 2020
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You know, despite our differences we are all the same, just different. We all end up fertilizing the ground so the grass can grow for the animals to graze on.
10/11 2020
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.
11/11 2020
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goatlog
11/11 2020
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Milo inspection
11/11 2020
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I tell you hwat. The Cheers opening titles always makes me smile, always. Yes I WOULD like get away.
11/11 2020
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I’m a little teapot..
NO YOU’RE NOT. STOP LYING TO YOURSELF. YOU’RE LIVING IN A FANTASY WORLD.
11/11 2020
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Sky says hi. Hi Sky.
11/11 2020
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In this photo Sassy is playing the role of Keiko. Staring at goat butt.
Sorry, Keiko!
PS Nuller is the bottom.
12/11 2020
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In this photo Nuller is playing the role of Keiko and I am playing the role of a goat.
Haha. Just doing my stretches (my legs get super crampy from the long walks) and Nuller decided to sniff my rear, I guess. Sorry kid, you don’t want the treats that come from there.
12/11 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Magnethe and a sheep from 2005.
12/11 2020
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Good goat times today. Another grey day. The goats were a little subdued I think. We all miss the sun. I wish it was spring. But it’s still lovely to just sit around and do nothing. When the company is good.
We had some nice visitors too. A kid who said eeeew when the goats pooped at her. I guess she didn’t appreciate the poop powers being activated haha.
And later on a sweet daddy with a little kid. I was sitting in the shelter, rubbing Mia’s chin. I heard them coming and talking. The dad was saying how it looked like Mia was enjoying the cuddles and maybe the goats weren’t going to come over to them since they were busy. So of course I had to put my human pants on and go and socialize. I went over to the fence and got the goats to follow. And the dad and kid seemed to appreciate it a lot, they both got some good goat cuddling in. Mia did her usual excellent work just standing still and letting the kid love on her. “Just hanging around and waiting for people to come pet you” the dad said. “It’s a good life” I replied, and he laughed and agreed. I think they lived in the city and didn’t get to see animals often so it was a nice thing for them. And it’s always nice for us when we can make the visitors happy.
12/11 2020
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Oh I forgot a bit of an icky and sticky part of today’s goating. I noticed that Sky seemed to be having some problems breathing through her nose. So I had to do a booger check… and yeab both nostrils were stuffed with hard boogers. So I had to get those out. She was not happy, wailed out loud. But when it was done she was breathing much better so I hope she forgave me. Of course the treats afterwards probably helped that.
12/11 2020
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I’m trying to cut back on the election posts since, well… you know. They say it ain’t over till the obese turtle sings, but I think I hear the requiem for a presidency…
Anyway. I just wanted to note that the American ambassador in Denmark has been supporting the election fraud fake news agenda on social media.
For example, she claimed that her mail-in vote had not been registered in her home state.
Now, obviously, there’s no way you could guess where this is going.
There’s simply no way you could predict where this is heading.
Especially since we know Republicans are truthful and honest people.
There’s simply no way.
Especially since the Republican party is the party of law and order.
Simply no way.
Especially since the Republican party is spearheaded by a bastion of truth and decency.
There’s nooooo
she lied. She totally lied. Liar liar pence on fire.
I mean, theoretically she might have just been mistaken and not actually dishonest. Just like she might just have been mistaken about her other claims, and not dishonest.
Unfortunately she’s declining to comment, so oh well I guess we’ll never know!
(there is enough information about her publically available that anyone could, and in fact did, track her vote and see that her vote had in fact been registered).
So yeah. I find it tremendously sad that Donald Trump is the hill that the Republican party has chosen to die on.
But please, America. Can you come pick up up garbage?
I understand that an American would do anything to stay in a country where they’ve actually been taking the pandemic seriously and all. But we’d really rather not have her. I hope Biden will appoint a new representative to Denmark.
Any volunteers? Hey, Keiko. There are no scorpions in Denmark…
Send your applications to HappiestCountry (at) denmark dot goat slash soup comma bleat hashtag kristen weddingbells.
Hygge hejsa.
12/11 2020
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A colourful carpet on the way to the goat place.
12/11 2020
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I overheard a couple of workers talking at the playground today. They were alking about Joe Rogan. I didn’t really hear what they were talking about. My brain kinda got stuck because they pronounced his name “Joe Roggan”. That’s as far as I got.
Yes, they’re still working in the horse field. I guess they’re planting trees. I am not sure what the big plan is. But it will be interesting to see what it will be like when it’s done. And whether they’ll be doing anything to the goat pen.
12/11 2020
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Oh Nuller.
12/11 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Medium and Large from 2013.
13/11 2020
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goatlog
13/11 2020
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You know who’s great? Laurie Metcalf. I love LAurie Metcalf. That’s it, that’s all I got.
13/11 2020
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I’m on a rock, mterfkrs
Milo balance.
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Please don’t poop please don’t poop please don’t poop please don
14/11 2020
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“We’re still waiting for the recount, but I’m pretty sure we just beat the Harlem globetrotters. We are demanding that the ref subtracts all the illegitimate points that they scroed all through the night. At one point they brought in a ladder and climbed up and dropped the ball into the net from above, I mean come ON! Clearly basketball fraud”.
14/11 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Bob from 2012.
14/11 2020
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Blessed be the tadpoles of Frog Lady and Frog Dude. May your eggs always hatch in calm waters.
14/11 2020
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Anyone seen Milo and Sky? Oh well I’m sure they’re around here somewhere. Or maybe they went out for dinner and a movie.
14/11 2020
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Sassy & The Butt, your favourite morning DJs on Radio Goat FM.
14/11 2020
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And now for something completely different. It’s
14/11 2020
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.
15/11 2020
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goatlog
15/11 2020
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Haha Mia. I’m going to need to come up with a meme on this, because the photo alone is amusing me.
15/11 2020
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Here’s a nice little talk about Twin Peaks.
If you’ve never watched Twin Peaks then, well I don’t know what to tell you. You’re missing out on one of the most joyful and terrifying experiences that tv or movies could give you. It is beauty and ugliness and loev and hate and conpletely wild.
15/11 2020
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Mah Nuller
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That’s all for now.