Home For Christmas
Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.
21/12 2020
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I am now putting on an episode of The Soup and digging into a big pot of soup. It is the soup singularity. I am become soup. This is the way.
21/12 2020
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Elf y u
updated his profile picture.
21/12 2020
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“Attorney General William Barr says he sees no reason to appoint a special counsel to investigate the November election or the tax dealings of Hunter Biden”.
He also said the big cyberattack was probably the russians. What’s next? Is he going to say govnerment buildings shouldn’t all be art deco?!!?
We all know what this means. He was a Hollywood liberal elite deepstate galactic senate hugo chavez impressionist sleeper agent all along. Tune into NewsMucho to hear our demands of Hunter Biden being forced to eat all the fraudulent mail-in ballots while reciting bible verses.
21/12 2020
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Oh and I saw that The Book Of Boba Fett will be its own show! Noice! Hopefully it will be all about Boba and Fennec decorating Jabba’s palace and making it a wholesome, festive place, maybe a bantha sanctuary for bantha babies whose parents have been eaten by krayt dragons, shutup I can dream!
Very happy about it, though. The Star Wars future is exciting.
21/12 2020
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Did you know there’s a goat species in Star Wars? They’re called Gotals, and I really think they need their own show. Come on Disney, you’re handing shows out left and right. Let me write a Goatal show.
21/12 2020
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Fox News and Newsmax now having to retract allegations about voting machines because Dominion and the other one is threatening legal actions. Lulz. It’s going to be real weird if America descends into civil war over stuff that keeps getting retracted and shut down in courts.
But hey, we FEEL like we should have won so let’s have martial law and sedition.
22/12 2020
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Newsmax would like to clarify that we talk a lot of shit, but we back down once hte lawyers come a knocking.
But hey sure, keep on thinking that everything cnn and cnbc says is lies while confederaterepublicanconservativetruthwarriorjusticeeaglemuricatruckgunflagscottbaio only tells you the truth the whole turth and nothing but the truth so help you three corinthians.
Newsmax just aired this note to "clarify" its coverage of Smartmatic and Dominion. pic.twitter.com/I5XZ7CQpAk
— John Whitehouse (@existentialfish) December 21, 2020
22/12 2020
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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi daY everyone.
22/12 2020
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Good goat times today. Good to get out and be with the goaties again. Got a bit of a fright in the morning. The mud is real bad, so only Lily and Nuller made it to the rocks to greet me. I could hear Milo and Sky in the goat shelter. And Mia was standing in the door of the goat house, refusing to get out in the mud. I figured Sassy was in there behind her. But when I made it to the goat house, there was no Sassy. I took a tour around the pen, and found no Sassy. I have to admit, I was really scared then. I was starting to think I had to go to the humanpeople house and ask what was up. But before doing that, I was just going to check UNDER the goat house. To be honest I was a little afraid I’d find her lifeless under there. Because surely if she had been under there she would have come out when she heard me and heard the others getting treats? I looked under the house and.. there she was. Standing there looking at me like “what, I live here now”. Gosh darnit, Sassy. Well at least she was okay. She was happy to get some treats and let me pet her. I’ve seen her go under the house a couple of times, when she was scared of loud machines. Maybe something had spooked her. More likely it was probably just all the mud and we that had gotten to her. It took a while, but she did eventually come out from under, and went into the goat house. She didn’t seem quite so feisty as normal, but again I think it’s just the mud. It gets to everyone. They’re all a little more subdued. Mia refusing to leave the goat house for long spells, even when tempted with big treats.
I’m glad she came out and joined us. I was a little worried that she was isolating herself because she was sick or something. But she seemed perfectly fine, eating and moving around in the house.
Goats, nothing but trouble I tells ya.
We had several groups of visitors too, so the shutdown hasn’t changed that. I managed to lure Milo and Sky over to the fence, and Nuller came over too after a while. If it wasn’t for me, the visitors would not have gotten any closeup time with the goats, that’s for sure. But the kids enjoyed petting the goats. I think one of them pooped too, one of the goats I mean. Because suddenly all teh visitors were laughing. Not really polite, but hey whatever we can do to entertain the crowdd.
Now if we could just have springtime soon..
22/12 2020
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Don’t scare me like that, Sassy.
22/12 2020
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I’m not sure how I managed to get 1.6 Million dollars to build a new goat house from the US stimulus package, but thanks I guess?
22/12 2020
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You know that we can be immortal
22/12 2020
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Mia on her life raft. It may not look super muddy, because of the scattered hay. But no it’s muddy. It’s very muddy. I really oughta be wearing wellies not sneakers these days.
22/12 2020
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Sky entertaning visitors.
22/12 2020
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.
23/12 2020
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What if The Mandalorian was The Batchelor. Call me Disney, there’s your 12th Star WArs show.
23/12 2020
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Hey Nuller, do you know whose been eating our hay?
23/12 2020
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Pro life.. well, as long as its American Christian life, I guess..
“When the Blackwater contractors pardoned today by Trump were convicted for a mass shooting in Iraq, the US attorney who prosecuted them said they had “unleashed powerful sniper fire, machine guns and grenade launchers on innocent men, women and children.””
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And you wonder why there are terrorists who think it’s ok to kill American civilians..
When I hear people say Trump is chosen by god, I can’t help thinking of the hijackers on the 911 planes, thinking they were chosen by their god.
Killing in the name of.
Trump is the poster child of why presidents having the power to pardon people is forking nuts. Imagine in 8 years when Biden gets ready to leave office (smirk) if he pardoned democrats for crimes they’d done related to his campaign and stuff. Doesn’t matter if the president is a democrat or republican, they should not have the power to do that. It’s insane. How can you ever claim to respect law and order when your leader has the power to undo it on a whim.
Pretty sick of it all.
23/12 2020
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I wonder what people who don’t know me think when they go to my profile. Insane ramblings about Star Wars, insane rants about American politics, and constant weird photos of goats. Hey, I’m a complicated human being.
NO YOURE NOT
Yes I am
NO YOURE NOT.
Oh shut up.
NO YOURE NOT.
*sound of footsteps and a door slamming*
23/12 2020
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Oh yeah, my dad got the results back from his scan. They say he has a herniated disk. I feel like he’s been diagnosed with that before. When googling the translation for diskusprolaps the result had the ‘already visited’ colour, so I’ve looked it up before. But honestly it’s all blurring together and I can barely keep track of anything. But I just hope that they can get it fixed and dad can finally get to being pain-free again. Maybe 2021 will be the year. Hooves crossed.
23/12 2020
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I know the liberal hollywood elite deepstate galactic senate communists don’t want to hear this, but HAPPY FESTIVUS TO THE REST OF US! I don’t care if there’s a pandemic, you’re not going to stop me celebrating.
Now sit tight. The first 12 grievances on the list are all concerning politics.
23/12 2020
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He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake. He implanted you with a gps tracker through the vaccine, so be good for goodness sake.
23/12 2020
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“Donald Trump granted clemency to longtime ally Roger Stone, former campaign manager Paul Manafort, and Charles Kushner, the father of his son-in-law Jared Kushner, among other loyalists in a new batch of pardons and commutations. ”
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Jesus christ. He’s just literally pardoning friends and family. I guess now that’s he’s heading out he doesn’t have to try to pretend to not be morally bankrupt anymore. What a shameful display of cronyism and corruption. Hope your low gas prices are worth this shit. This is not normal. This is not okay. If you believe in law and order, or half of the commandments, you should not be okay with this. This is like a bad movie. And people predictably cheering for the villains. But hey, keep putting the christ back in christmas. I know not all Republicans are bad people, but you’ve accepted the leadership of a truly horrible person. And you’re trying to override your own country’s laws to keep him in power. What a fucking circus of sin and depravity.
I’m just honestly disgusted, but unfortunately not at a loss for words.
24/12 2020
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Today will be a good day. Merry Miomas everyone.
24/12 2020
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Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays
24/12 2020
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Good christmas times today. In Denmark we celebrate on the 24th. I am just back from the traditional christmas dinner with my parents and brother. No big happening, just the four of us and a simple dinner with risalamande dessert. Dad got the almond, but the kids got the prize anyway. My brother and I both going home with a box of chocolates. Score! I got to watch the traditional Disney christmas special, as I like to do. And on the way home we had the same taxi driver as last Saturday when we had soup. “You haven’t forgotten any bags this time, have you?” he asked. Haha. He remembered us. This time there was no soup to leave behind by accident.
Hope you all have a happy holiday season. I know it’s a weird one this year. Stay safe and be jolly.
24/12 2020
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Merry Christmas from the Henriksens. Thank you all for the love and support you have shown us throughout the year. It’s been a tough year, for us as well as the world. Hopefully 2021 will be a better one, for all.
My mother Anni sitting in front, my brother Peter on the right, father Kaj in the middle, and me on the left. Probably should have used the flash, but hey I don’t know how to photograph humans.
24/12 2020
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Today will be a good day. Merry christmas from the Palle of christmas past.
25/12 2020
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You know how much of a non-drinker I am? I don’t even like that one piece of chocolate that’s shaped like a bottle and has some kind of liquour in it.
Still, thanks for the christmas chocolates, mom and pa!
25/12 2020
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Dude, you got something on your head.
25/12 2020
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Here’s a video from the goat christmas party this year. You might not want to watch 10 minutes of goating, but if you watch the first 5 seconds you’ll actually see me talkinght straight to the camera. I mean, only 2 words. But it’s a start.
link: video
25/12 2020
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My stomach grew three sizes this christmas
26/12 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s santa Kamel and the Palle of christmas past, and a young Mia, from 2014.
26/12 2020
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Milo and Sky, partners in you can’t prove anything do you even have a warrant let’s see your badge
26/12 2020
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.
27/12 2020
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I cannot update my profile picture. I guess I’ll be an elf for eternity now. 2021 looks promising!
27/12 2020
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Remember, Santa doesn’t start his new list until January 1st, Now’s the time to be naughty. It’s like diplomatic immunity, if you don’t believe me just ask the smurf I killed December 27th 1999. He knows what he did. Let’s just say the smurfs don’t smurf with me no more.
27/12 2020
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Are you the watcher or the watched?
27/12 2020
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That’s all for now.