Artifice
Good goat times today. So good to be back in the goat place, where I belong.
I’ve been way for a week because of everything happening last week, and with Jeanette on vacation too, I always get that little apprehension. Can’t help worrying if they’re okay. But they were all okay. And it was so good to spend time with them and take care of them again.
It rained overnight, but only a few drops fell while i was out. Eventually the sun came out it was quite nice.
The feathers came out and joined us. Red Sonja has become quite the menace now. She knows I give treats and she’s very focused on my hands. If I’m sitting down on ground level, she’ll watch my hands and if they come near my treatpocket, she’s going for it. I got my fingers pecked several times today! It’s not as bad as I had imagined, but it’s hard not to flinch when you feel a shar beak close around your fingermeats! Sheesh. Good thing the goats don’t have beaks.
Lots of sitting around with everyone, making time for them all. Grabeed a little lapgoat time with Sky. Still surprises me how light she is. she tolerated it for a little bit and then wanted out. Fair enough!
So that was good for my mental health. Physically I’m not feeling so great. i feel weaker than usual. Eyesight still really bad. Hoping to get back to exercising tomorrow, maybe that will get me in better codition. I’m just feeling off.
But some soup now will help too. Can’t hurt!
4/8 2025
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Back with my emotional support animals. Don’t go anywhere without a Luna.
4/8 2025
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I was gone for a week and someone dismantled my ‘playset’ with the logs.
Here Sky is inspecting it after I put it back together. I had to try to remember where everything went. The big log had been thrown completely aside, along with other things. It was too deliberate to be just the goats knocking it over. Why do people have to ruin stuff for others?
Anyway, seems to be okay after I put it back together. The wooden boards that were from that bench that we had for an our or two before it broke, I tried putting those down so they go under the big log, along the smaller sideways logs. I don’t know if it’ll stay like that, I couldn’t secure them down too well. But hey, it’s always good to have stuff to step on.
4/8 2025
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Got on the bike again today, after a week and a half of not doing it. An hour and a half today. Not the most intense session, but good to get back on and work out. Working out the arms with the rod too.
Ever since i binged on that bag of cashews a while ago, I have been getting flabbier. So hopefully I can get back on track now. …right after I finish the pizza I just ordered.
Oops. OH whatever. I’ve had a rough time. I deserve a treat, haven’t had pizza in a long time. After today, it’s all hard work and eating right. That’s for sure. You can trust the used-car-eeth salesLasse! Just call me Stan.
5/8 2025
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You don’t realise how nice it is to be able to bite and chew, until you can’t.
But enough about my sexlife, time to eat this pizza!
5/8 2025
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After the exercise today, I got back to the cleaning out of the apartment too. After a little braek from all that.
Got a couple of big binders with old papers. STarted going through a lot of that. Tax papers from back in the 90s, old receipts and invoices. Remember when you bought DVDs on the internet and they were mailed to you and there were invoices? Fun times. Old papers from when i was trying to find a place in the job market, old psychiatrist evaluations, meeting papers, notices. Papers confirming that I was rejected from military duty. I don’t even remember why I was rejected, probably those bone spurs I’m always complaining about. Lots of ancient paperwork. I wish I had a shredder. I actually spent time with scissors cutting up old stuff that i’m going to throw out. Probably silly, but hey just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean Bill gates isn’t putting microchips in your tin foil hat.
But I have gotten rid of so much stuff and I’m closed to being done with it all. Hopefully I can still take it slow with the remainders. And then when I suddenly get a date for moving out I’ll make a last sprint to get rid of everything I don’t ABSOLUTELY want to bring with me to the new place. But as it stands right now that won’t be until next year, unless something unexpected comes up.
A lighter being, physically, mentally and posesion wise. That is the aim. It’s been a heavy life, I just want to reach for the light.
5/8 2025
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Here’s Bella and.. whatshisface. Maybe we should put a collar on him too so we can remember who he is.
6/8 2025
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Great, now I’m just not getting notifications at all on my posts. I don’t understand how you can have a social media site where the most basic of social media functions are malfunctioning. Meanwhile facebook continues to try to buy ads for my page, stuff me with ai. look at these posts from groups, look at these posts from pages you don’t follow, look at these reels you can’t really see, accept us tracking you everywhere if you won’t want to pay for fb, blablabla. What a trash heap.
6/8 2025
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There’s that guy again. With four goats, count’em.
6/8 2025
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Good goat times today. Grey and kind of chilly. Not too summery. But good to be out with the gang. Vacation for the schools is done, so we had some old regular kids stopping by. That was nice. Some sweet kids. Jeanette is still on vacation, so it was up to me to try to keep things orderly. No problemo. Other than the time I thought I’d lost a chicken, but hey we’ve all been there.
Looking forward to Jeanette coming back. And the sun coming back. Still three weeks of summer left on the calendar.
But for now the calendar says soup. Who am I to disagree?
7/8 2025
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Facetime with Sky.
7/8 2025
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Always good with a lunar hug.
7/8 2025
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You know what’s nice? Being able to eat soup properly again.
I don’t think I wrote about it, but before my mouth got really painful, I was having other symptons. One of them was sensitivity to hot and cold. In the past I’ve sometimes experienced that a bit with iced Pepsi, now and then. Never with heat before. But then one day I was tastetesting the soup as it boiled on the stove and.. it was like someone jabbed a dagger in my tooth. Ouch.
It didn’t stop me from eating soup, but I had to sort of close off the left side of my mouth, at least while the soup was scorching hot.
You may say a smart person wouldn’t eat soup that was boiling hot, they’d let it cool down a a little. Weeeelllll, we don’t take kindly to smart people around here. I love scorching hot soup. I haven’t enjoyed the soup properly if I don’t have a burned mouth afterwards. Yum.
I don’t miss those daggers.
7/8 2025
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goatlog
8/8 2025
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I fell into a weird rabbit hole. Wasted a lot of time, and now i have to deal with all these crushed rabbits.
Anyway, happy Friday! My motivation to be on Facebook is tanked, because what’s the point when I get not notification. And even if i scroll down my wall, most of my posts don’t automatically show comments on it. Or it shows “most relevant” comment which is often one of my own or someone else’s comment that i have seen plenty of times. in order to know if there’s new comments I have to go down post by post and click on every one by one. And you know I don’t like going down on posts.
But hey oh worse things happen at sea. i got Frank Turner’s 3000th show playing, so at least my ears are being pleasurized.
8/8 2025
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I hate tha part when you’re turning your diet around again and you’re at the point when you’re craving the bad stuff that you have gotten used to but you’re not yet feeling the benefits of giving them up. But no iced creams today. Stay strong me, you can I do it yes we cnt.
8/8 2025
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Got an hour twentytwo on the bike today. Rough session. Tired legs. Worn muscles. Low energy.
I have been trying some new stretches, maybe that’s why my legs were weaker. Going to back to the old way I think. But I was out of breath quicker than normal too. Maybe I’m just still not quite back to full strength.
At least I got something done. Hopefully I burned some calories. Soon I will burn my mouth with some soup, hooray.
9/8 2025
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Oh yeah and after exercising I did some kitchen cleaning and then I smashed my head right into the sharp corner of an open cupboard door. Ouch. I was half expecting to see blood gushing out, it felt so bad. No blood though, just a nasty bump on the nogging. I’m going to need to loosen the back adjuster on my caps for a while. That’s gonna be a headache.
Also, do you think rabbits ever fall down human holes?
9/8 2025
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I’m probably going to get banned from facebook because i’m sending daily problem reports asking them to fix my notications. So if my account gets nuked AVENGE ME
9/8 2025
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For the premium subscribers, a little behind-the-scenes action. I was setting up the camera, and Sky was taking the opportunity to get her scratch on.
9/8 2025
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Okay, I better go to bed. I’m starting to see double. I may have hit myhead harder than i thought.
On the bright side, maybe I’ll dream of two Kristen Bells. I could see the .. upside.
Alright, goodnight!
10/8 2025
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goatlog
10/8 2025
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Little help?
10/8 2025
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When it comes to wasting time, I am a proof of concept.
Now let’s do a quick fit check.
Nope, still not fit.
Did you know that the movie The 40 Year Old Virgin came out 20 years ago? That means he’s a 60 year old virgin now. Unless he got laid in the movie, I never watched it. It’s just something worth thinking about.
I AM NOT A ROBOT, STOP TRYING TO MAKE MY HEAD EXPLODE BY NOT MAKING SENSE.
Did they ever make a sequel to Pac-man and did they call it Tupac-man and if not why not ?
This concludes my Bluesky highlight reel. I bet you didn’t realise how much you were missing out on by not following me there.
Also all the lewd stuff.
10/8 2025
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Something isn’t right. Something isn’t working.
10/8 2025
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That’s all for now.