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Good goat times today. So so good to be out with my buddies again. Out in the fresh air, feeling the woolly fur of winter goat coats. I needed that. Seeing Jeanette and the goat girls surely has helped my mood.
Very cold though. Jeanette said it was -14C/7F when she left home. I think it was around -6C/21F when I got out. Freezingly cold. Snow on the ground. Not a huge amount, but enough to cover most places. When I was walking home there was light snow coming down, and the forecast promises more. Tis the season.
Just good to spend time with the goaties.
We had to do a hoof trimming on Sky, though. Her hooves had gotten pretty bad. The girl that used to help us do it no longer works there. So it has been way too long since they had their hooves trimmed. Today was a bit of an emergency trim, getting the worst cut off. They all need a proper trimming soon. It went okay with just me and Jeanette. It’s easier when we’re three though. One to hold the goat down, Jeanette to trim, and me to calm and soothe the goat. I’m sure there are people who can just do it on their own, but our goats don’t like it and we aren’t really used to it.
Anyway, it went okay and hopefully Sky’s feetsies are a little better now.
And now it’s time for soup, because it’s definitely soup weather.
5/1 2026
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It’s beginning to look a lot like cold.
5/1 2026
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Been a while since I’ve seen Luna sitting in her puppy position. You know, I can’t remember any of our other goats over the years sitting like that.
5/1 2026
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So good to be back with my SkyGirl.
5/1 2026
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Got an hour an change on the bike today.
Starting to feel a little stronger. My lun capacity still isn’t what it was. But the muscles feel stronger. Just good to be getting back to the rhythm. The goating and the exercising, that’s what I need.
Also received some postal packages and a Pepsi & Protein delivery. No ice cream. No chocolate. No licorice. I did get a week’s supply of protein bars. I know they’re basically candy, so I want to stop with them too. But I don’t want to cut everything off at once, just like I don’t want to overdo the exercise right away. Easing back into things.
As I said on bluesky, it’s -15/5 in Denmark, and I still just want to eat ice cream. Dieting is fun!
Also called the dentist and got an appointment next week, after they cancelled on me twice last year.
So that counts as a productive day, yes?
Did some reading of King Sorrow too. Really enjoying it. Dragons are cool, yeah.
6/1 2026
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“There’s so much hate for the ones who love” is a line that has stuck with me a lot lately. It’s striking how much hate there is in the world. And how easy it seems to be for a lot of people to just hate.
I know I’m biased because I’m on the other side, but it seems like there’s a lot of people on one side who are so eager to hate other people because of who they love. Because of who they want to marry. What gender they are, or aren’t. Sexuality. What god they velieve in. What location they are in. I just .. don’t understand the need to hate so much. Even if you think the people you hat are unnatural or what they’re doing is unnatural, so what. Why do you need them to be ‘natural’. There was a time when it was natural for white people to have black people as slaves, a time when it was natural for women not to be allowed to vote, what’s natural changes, what does it matter. If they’re not hurting you, what does it matter. Why is your god so weak that you need to force others to believe in him, why do you need to force people into little boxes that you can understand, why do you need to hate them if they don’t fit in there.
Bla bla. I know. The whole ‘humanity’ thing is more complicated. I just wish we could do without all the hate.
Won’t you give love a chance? Won’t you?
I wonder what would happen if you could reboot humanity. Start over, but keep the knowledge. Like when you imagine living your life again, but having the wisdom (or whatever..) of your adult life from the start. If you could reboot yourself and avoid all the really bad mistakes you made along the way, not worry about all the things you never needed to worry about. Cherish the things you didn’t realise you would lose. Let go of the things you didn’t realise you never needed.
Alright, I’ll shut up. Imagine if you could reboot Lasse and program him to only use 50% of the words he thinks he needs to use. It’s easy if you try.
6/1 2026
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7/1 2026
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Has there been another time in history when European countries had to get together to discuss what to do in case of attack from America?
American officials just openly saying that they need to take control of a European country, like it’s nothing. Imagine if Canada just went out and said “yeah, we’re going to need Hawaii. And maybe Oregon.”.
I wonder if future Americans will be looking back on all this like current Germans must look back on Hitler.
Not to be hyperbolic or anything.
But what a fkn nuts time to be alive.
And there are people reading this who support a world leader who repeatedly talks about annexing parts of the country I live in. Can’t make this sht up.
7/1 2026
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By the way, I love America. And most Americans. Right now it just feels kind of like you’ve been gutpunched. What just happened? How could this happen? Why did this happen? And why does my tummy hurt?
Anyway, I’m sure the world will be fine. It’s not like humans have a history of forking everything up. What, us worry?
Quiet day today. I did not sleep well last night. Still not quite feeling myself. And I don’t enjoy the cold. But one day a day. Keep on going on.
7/1 2026
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Oh hey, I have a smoke detector. I assume. Maybe it’s a secret monitoring device for the goernment to receive signals from the nanobots they injected into me when I got the covid vaccine….
Haha, I just thought it was funny. I have lived here for two months and only now did I see that there was a thing in the ceiling. Blind life hashtag.
7/1 2026
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Goats make me smile. Think goat thoughts.
7/1 2026
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Good goat times today. A beautiful day. We got a bunch more snow.
Unfortunately I can’t show you, because my camera died on me. The dread lens error, the killer of all my cameras. At first I thought maybe it was the killer frost that got to it. But it sounds like a mechanical problem.
So I’m boned.
Dangit. I do have a few old reserves. But this was my best one, the last really good ones. I just don’t think I want to spend money on a new one again. I’m going to have to make do with the old ones, even if the focus isn’t always the best. Sigh.
It was kind of weird today, sitting around with the goats without a camera in my hand. I’m so used to having a camera with me, it’s like a third leg. I mean, third arm. Or whatever.
But hey, I’ll take it as a reminder to enjoy the moments, instead of just filming them for later.
And it is so good to sit with the goats. On a beautiful snow day.
Funniest thing was when Luna was in the middle of eating from a breakfast bowl and then visitors came to the fence and she started bleating to them. While still eating. Always sounds funny when they bleat while they eat. Eating is too important, you can’t stop that. But sometimes you also just have to bleat. Funny how if humans talk with the mouth full it’s gross, but when goats do it it’s adorable. Actually it’s like that with a lot of things. Everything’s just better when it’s done by goats.
I’m sad about the canera, but c’est la vie.
8/1 2026
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Today is David Bowie’s birthday?
That’s weird. Because I dreamt about him last night. I dreamt that I travelled back in time and.. either I teached him or he teached me. I can’t remember which one, but one of us was a techer. And I was a girl. I don’t really remember any details other than that. But I remember when I woke from teh dream I was really taken by, it was a really profound and beautiful dream and I felt like I had really spent time with him.
I had no idea today was his birthday.
I do think the dream may have happened because I downloaded a documentary about him. I haven’t actually watched it yet, but I think getting it just put his name in my subconscious or something.
But anyway. Happy beyond birthday, Bowie. I hope you’re floating in a tea pot with David Lynch.
8/1 2026
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Unfortunately I couldn’t take any pictures today, but I don’t want you all to go goatless. So here is a frosty Luna I prepared earlier in the week.
8/1 2026
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Hi. I don’t feel so good. I’m just trying to… knock my brain into a better place. Has anyone seen my comedically large cartoon mallet?
What’s a mallet anyway? Isn’t that a duck?
In the sky. It’s a bird. It’s a plane. Duck!
I just. feel like everything about me is wrong. Solve that equation…
bla bla, it’s fine. I just need a little cheese with that whine.
9/1 2026
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Think goat thoughts.
9/1 2026
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Murder, She Iced.
9/1 2026
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Bedtime For Sprinkler
10/1 2026
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Got an hour and a half on the bike today.
Manage to push myself quite well. Still not feeling great, but I think it’s very important that I get into the exercise rhythm and stick to it. I think one of the reasons that I have not been feeling well could be that I have been living so unhealthily and have been so inactive. In any case getting in better shape must be a good thing. I’m working on it.
Also good news. I seemed to have fixed my camera. It took some brute force. I was literally jamming a knife into lens mechanism to try to get it to work and pop out. And suddenly it did. I sure hope it will keep working, that would be nice.
One day a day, onwards and tappa tappa tappa, and twirl.
10/1 2026
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“I would like to make a deal the easy way, but if we don’t do it the easy way we’re going do it the hard way.”
And then he says he’s a fan of Denmark.
FUCK RIGHT OFF.
If you are a facebook friend of mine and you are a Trump supporter, it maybe should be time for us to party ways. I really don’t mind being friends with people with differing opinions. But this is a world leader repeatedly threatening my country. If you support this rhetoric, you are supporting war against my country.
You are also supporting the dumbest fucking most corrupt piece of
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10/1 2026
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🎶 you neer know how strong you are until you start to break 🎵
put some music on the front page
10/1 2026
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Not feeling great today. Making bad choices for myself. Feeling like a rat in a maze and someone forgot to put in a piece of cheese.
I just want some cheese, man. Is that so much to ask?
Wait, I have cheese in my fridge. I don’t even need to go through a labyrinth.
Do you ever feel like getting out of bed is like going through a labyrinth? Someone ate my bread crumbs.
Today is a good day to not think about politics.
One day a day.
Say cheese.
11/1 2026
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Interesting how last years the focus in Denmark was how would we defend ourselves against Russia. Now it is how we would defend ourselves against America.
Imagine seeing headlines about the guy who thinks he should have won the peace prize is asking his military to draw up invasion plans for your country.
But I’m not thinking about it. I’m not listening la la la. Stuffing cheese in my ears.
If there are any UFOs reading this, please kidnap me. You can probe me, I don’t care. Just take me away from this dumb fkn planet.
ok ok. next week will be better. Dedicated to the routine of goats, exercise and soup. JUST DO IT.
11/1 2026
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That’s all for now.