Alma Merinski
On my way to work today I was stopped by a guy who asked if he could borrow some dope. Do I look like a drug dealer? He was wearing a shirt that said ITALIANO and he sounded a little lost. As in “I was high an hour ago and I left parts of my brain up there and now I really want to get them back”. Unfortunately I was all out of dope.
Normally I don’t post internet quizzes, but I had to share this one:
If for no other reason than to gloat. Monday morning at work. I wonder what I would score if I took at a time when my brain was active. Or if I took it on dope. What is dope anyway? I don’t even know. Most people just ask if you can spare a little for a beer. Or a meal. If I had dope then I wouldn’t let strangers borrow it. I’d sell it. For profit. Like some kind of… dope… dealer.
It is very warm and the sun is shining. It’s almost too much. No escaping summer.