Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.

17/5 2021
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goatlog

17/5 2021
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You better not be looking at ma butt

17/5 2021
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South Carolina Gov. Henry McMaster signed a bill today to require death row inmates to choose between firing squad or the electric chair”
The republican party is a death cult, tra la.
why not just make a game show of it. Release the prisoner and set some of the pro-gun clint eastwood wannabes after them. And film it and call it the running man because is it really entertaining enough to just murder people who are restrained?
Some people think death penalty is a difficult subject. I find it very easy. You’re ah uman being, you’re capable of both thinking “that pos did something so heinous they deserve to be killed” but also “we are not murderers so we don’t kill them”. The difference between the good guys and the bad guys is the bad guy thinks “I want to do this, so i’m going to do it because I have the right to do whatever I want”. The good guy go “I want to do this, but I don’t because it’s wrong and I know the difference between right and wrong”. When that Danish submarine sadist thing was going on I saw people saying stuff about how he should be tortured and left to drown in a sunken submarine and stuff, that’s a human reaction. But we don’t do it. We don’t torture and murder because we know it’s wrong. You know killing is wrong, it’s in your forking hypocritical commandments. If you post sunset memes with bible verses you can’t also say you have the right to break commandments because ‘they had it coming’.
And that’s without going into the racial issues and judicial shortcomings and all the rest of it.
blablabla talking at youl ike blablabla
17/5 2021
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On a brighter note, I dug up a new old meme. Still have some old ones lying around I never posted. There was a period where I rtied real hard to make memes and grow the page and stuff. Just seems a little pointless now with fb limiting the page reach and the whole site being garbage. Boy I’m glad I’m not trying to run a business through fb, that must be a nightmare. I’m just thankful there are still people enjoying the goat posts.

17/5 2021
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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi daY everyone.

18/5 2021
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Good goat times today. Mostly grey, but not too cold at least. I ran into Heino the cat on my way around the building. This time he came to me and got some cuddles, so that was very nice. And over by the goat fence there was a bunch of kids visiting. They were trying to bring grass and hay to the goats, but it was a little hard for them to compete with the sudden appearance of pasta wheels! Still, they all seemed very happy, which is always nice to see. In their little bright yellow ensembles.
Did some more rock restling today. Took a lot of effort and my arms will be falling off tomorrow, but I think I got it arranged well enough that the platform might stay solid and stable and in place.
Now watch as the next time I get there the goats will have managed to knock it all over. You just know it!
Well we’ll see if it holds. Hooves crossed!
18/5 2021
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Here’s Heino in the morning. It was nice to get a little cuddly with him. He still doesn’t seem quite as into it as Nala, but at least he’s friendly.

18/5 2021
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Here’s Milo the bandit on the totally stable platform that definitely isn’t going to be wrecked the next time I see it.
It’s kind of a hodgepodge of boulder, pavement tiles, logs and branches. But hey, it ain’t gotta be purdie, it just gotta be sturdy and hold a goat crew.

18/5 2021
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A gathering of goats.

18/5 2021
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.

19/5 2021
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ffs. Facebook wants me to confirm my location for page publishing again.
Maybe I’m just done with all this shit
19/5 2021
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I guess I’m forced to actually turn on my new smartphone, a month or whatever after I got it. And then see if I can get my location verified. Again. I’m just tired. Tired of fb. Tired of spending so much time editing photos and videos, only for the posts to be severely limited. Tired of not getting notifications. Tired of changes that make everything worse. Tired of the buggy mess and evil corporate overlords. Constant pushing for me to do business stuff when Iv’e never been a business. Tired of the whole damn site. Apart from the people. I love the people. Only reason I hang around.
Maybe it’s just time to stop using the page. Scale down. Take less video and photo. Post it in the group I created instead, spend less time on it and let the people who want to enjoy it enjoy it, no matter how few it is. Easye on out of the addiction.
Well, anyway. Sorry for all the complaining. Just feels like a tornado of shit right now. I started feeling dizzy yesterday and still feeling it. Body hurting from the rock wrestling. And a bunch of other stuff I don’t even wanna get into. It’s too cold. Late May, I want more than 12 degrees. I just want to sleep, reality can’t compare to dreams.
Tra la la. I’ll look at the phone tonight. Now i’m gonna pizza away the pain and watch mst3k
19/5 2021
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goatlog

19/5 2021
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Think goat thoughts.

19/5 2021
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Sky loves banana.

19/5 2021
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0:47 am, reading the user guide for my smartphone. Because apparently I’m going to need to try it. Hey, my phone comes preloaded with the facebook app. That’s good. Then I won’t have to go looking in the play store, whatever that is. I hope I can use my phone without making a google account then. I don’t want my duck pics to be stored in the cloud, quack quack. I wonder if it caomes with the parler app, in case I need to contact my Qanon sources and give them some breaking news about Demi Lovato. Hashtag trending topics
Man, I sure I am looking forward to using a touch screen interface with a magnifying glass in the other hand, everything is great. This may be the pizza talking, but I love pizza.
20/5 2021
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Well i had my phone on for the first time. Ugh what a mess. Even with largest font and largest display and inverted colours, I still can’t read it without a magnifying glass. Touchscreen is not fun when you’re holding a magnifier. Well at least I got it turned on. And skipped making a google account. Hopefully I can connect to a wifi network and launch facebook app without having to get a google account. And hopefully I can figure it all out. Too tired now. I’ll look at it in the morning. Smartphones can kiss myass. I hate this dystopian future. Hey google, upyours.
20/5 2021
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Good goat times today. Had to get away from all the problems and go where everybody knows my name. My name being “give me treats” of course. It’s kind of like Dances With Wolves, only less romantic perhaps. But I sure am glad I came.
Some warm sunshine and some cold wind. A mixed bag. But the sun feels good. Had some of my favourite sweet time, sitting with Mia’s head resting in my lap. Slightly snoring and sometimes twitching like she’s dreaming. So sweet.
There was a lot of dominance games going on today too. Nuller and Milo had a couple of long bouts on the merry go round. Serioues business. And Milo seemed to have the upper hand. He was humping Nuller, much to Nuller’s chagrin. I’m not sure I’ve seen Milo do that to Nuller before. Nuller was making little complaining bleats. After a long while Sassy came over and interrupted the duel. To Milo’s credit, he did not run away. He butted heads with Sassy for a bit. Now it was him who was doing the complaining bleats. And later on still Sassy and Mia had a round too, not for that long but funnily enough now it was Sassy who was doing the complaining bleats. It makes sense I guess, that the insecure goat who feels overmatched does the bleating. While the confident, strongest goat doesn’t need to put on a show, they walk the walk and don’t need to talk the talk.
Of course I could be completely wrong about that, I haven’t done any prolonged research. It just struck me as funny today, in those three duels it was always the lowest in the hierarchy who did the bleating. Assuming Nuller is lower than Milo in the hierarchy. That’s debateable. But giving how Milo was huming him, it seems Milo felt on top of things.. and Nuller.
Anyhoo. So much better to be there.
Cheers! Night Court! (if you haven’t watched Ted Lasso, please watch Ted Lasso)
20/5 2021
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I told myself “since you can’t post on the page right now, you better not take a ton of pics and vids, it just piles up”. Guess how that went? I have zero restraint. I don’t know, I just enjoy filming and photographing the goats. Even if no one wanted to see, I’d probably just still be doing it. You’d think I got better at it since I do it so much and have done it for 20 years soon, BUT APPARENTLY NO S SUCH LUCK

20/5 2021
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Looks like my Rock Wrestling paid off. The unstable platform is intact and stable, for now anyway.
Still miss when it had the tower in the middle that always made Mia sit with her derriere hanging off of it.

20/5 2021
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Talkin’ bout my girl

20/5 2021
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Vanilje from 2007.

21/5 2021
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Huh. It seems like I can post on Mia’s page again. I’ve been getting ready to go on thefb app on my phone to see if I could fix it. But maybe I won’t have to then. Weird. The last couple of days I’ve been trying to get used to the phone, and I’ve been doing that thing I do with everything new. Get rid of all the bloat and all the stuff I don’t want on there. Like the first thing I do when I get a new computer. Uninstall all the dumb stuff I don’t want. And go through the settings and try to minimise all the privacy and security invasions. So, I’d pretty much got that all done on the phone. All that was left was to see if I could connect to wifi and then see if I could get on the fb app.
But alright. Don’t look a gift goat in the mouth I guess. If it works then I can put the phone back in the drawer and hope everything’s good. Wonder what happened…
21/5 2021
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Here’s a great example of Milo the camera bandit. I haven’t even finished setting up the cam, and Milo is already homing in like jaws. Ready to mess up my shot! Also notice Mia in the back, she knows what’s going on. I’m setting up the cam, that means i’m going to come over and sit with her. And a bonus yawn from Sky as well.
21/5 2021
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Peanut from 2015.

22/5 2021
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Milo and Nuller clowning around

22/5 2021
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It’s all blue skies

22/5 2021
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.

23/5 2021
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Never leave home without your Nuller.

23/5 2021
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Did you know that the Danish word for ‘herbalist’ is ‘herb hugger’?
I mean, that’s not strictly true. But the Danish word for herbalist sounds exactly like ‘herbal hugger’ or ‘herbal hug’. So there’s that.
23/5 2021
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I think Sky needs more things to stand on if she’s planning to make up for the size difference between her and Mia.

23/5 2021
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It’s thundering super loudly outside. Either that or the tapdancing elephants put on a ton of weight since their last lesson.
9/5 2021
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Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.

10/5 2021
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Good goat time today. Good golly miss holy moly. It got hot in herre. And out therre. And everywherre. Suddenly temperatures went way up. Upwards of 24C/75F- That is like high summer temps for Denmark. Out of nowhere. And only for a couple of days, then we’ll get back to more normal springtime weather. But it was nice to get a taste of summer! A good deal of cloud coverage too, so it wasn’t baking sunshine. It was a bit humid though. As I mentioned we had some heavy thunderstorms last night. Lots of water on the ground. Thankfully it stayed dry. Great weather to just sit around with the goats and do nothing.
Unfortunately I wasn’t smart enough to realise that. So I did more rock work. Remember a while ago I moved that big boulder over to secure the wobbly platform? Well, I wanted a rock on the other side to make it absolutely rock solid (hold for applause and laughter) . I managed to get another rock out of the ground, maybe because the ground was so wet. It was another one that was so heavy that it was impossible to lift, and really hard just to get it rolled over to where I wanted it. And then I spent something like 20 minutes in the heat wrestling that thing trying to get it positioned right. Unfortunately it wasn’t quite tall enough. I didn’t manage to get it how I wanted it. But I had to quit eventually. So tired in the heat and I managed to crush a finger to the point of bleeding too. Oh well. I’ll work on it again another day, preferably a cooler one.
And other than that it was just mostly sitting around with the goats, with some fence visitors to entertain too. Pretty pretty good!
I’m going to be wrecked tomorrow tho.
10/5 2021
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To be fair, I DID have a helper when I was wrestling The Rock. Sky did a great job supervising. I don’t know if you can really get a sense of how heavy that thing is just from the picture. Even if there were two of me we would not have been able to lift it off the ground.
Oh and, the water line is back! I’m not sure if I’ve even mentioned it, but with all the construction work that’s been going on, they shut off the outside water faucet. I tried it today because my arms got super mudded up from rolling that rock around. And it worked. Huzzah. I was able to clean the mud off. AND bring a bucket of fresh water for the goats on this super hot day. Now if you’ll excuse me I have to go order some replacement arms at the Men-At-Arms store.

10/5 2021
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Look who stopped by today too! This is Nala, I have now confirmed. Little, sweet girl. She’s so cuddly. Jumped up on my lap and rubbed her head against my hand is just adorable.
I tried giving her some pear, since I had some with me today. She did not want any. She didn’t even seem to aknowledge it. I don’t know if she just doesn’t like it or if she’s not encountered the concept of humans giving treats before. The goats could teach her something.

10/5 2021
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updated his profile picture
I am the tomato man goo goo gachoo

10/5 2021
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Must admit I’m a little smitten with little Nala. She’s so sweet and cuddly. Let’s hope the goats won’t be jealous. Jealous? goats? Surely not!

10/5 2021
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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi daY everyone.

11/5 2021
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Did you get the number of that donkey cart?
Feeling pretty wrecked, as expected. But I’ll freebase tomatoes and through it.
11/5 2021
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I thought it might be fun to film a little of me wrestling The Rock. Well, you can’t be right every time! Here’s a bit of fastmotion video, just a fraction of my attempt to get heatstroke.
11/5 2021
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rest in peace Johannes Møllehave. I loved him, growing up I always thought he was special and great to listen to it. He was a priest, among other things. I think if all religious people were like him, well the world would be in a much much better state. To me he’s like one of thos transcendental people, like Bob Ross or Attenborough or whatever, someone that you can’t help respecting and admiring and loving. Næstekærlighed. Fantastic grasp of language and words and kindness and love and enthusiasm.
I don’t know if kids today even know him, he’s been out of the spotlight with poor health for a long time I think. But I always admired him.

11/5 2021
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Actual photo of me eating these great tomatoes we’re having.

11/5 2021
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Good company on the bench. Note that you can no longer see the buildings in the background. The greens are growing!

11/5 2021
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goatlog

11/5 2021
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Love those white paw gloves

11/5 2021
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.

12/5 2021
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Good goat times today. Cool and grey. Temperatures about halfed since Monday. That’s Danish weather for you. But the company is always good in the goat pen. No Rock wrestling today. Just relaxing, cuddling, handing out snacks, entertaining visitors at the fence a few times. Not too bad. Did a bit of brushing again, which sent Milo running for the hills. Maybe I should tell all the ladies in skirts and neighbourhood kids to carry a brush around. The only defense against the dastardly Milo bandit.
Now it’s tomato time for the wrecked goat herder.
12/5 2021
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Who wants to eat, hooray.

12/5 2021
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Look who I met in the morning! Sorry bout the bad quality. I had to stitch two screenshots together because I didn’t get them properly together in the frame. But I got to see both the barn kitties. Unless I’m mixed up, that’s Nala on the left. And Heino on the right.
When I got there in the morning I just saw Nala heading into the hatch. I meowed after her and she came out and got some cuddles. She’s a real sweetie. Heino arrived but did come over to say hi, he just followed Nala who headed back into the hatch. I don’t know if Heino isn’t so keen on cuddles or if they just had important kitty business inside. But it was nice to see them both together!

12/5 2021
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Looks like cancel culture got to Liz Cheney. Damn liberal *checks papers* what oh nevermind
12/5 2021
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Alright, enough with the cat posts, says Mia. This is goat country, son.

12/5 2021
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Mads from 2007.

13/5 2021
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goatlog

13/5 2021
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We wantssss it. My precioussss.

13/5 2021
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We all know that Milo the Bandit, outlaw of wild wild pen, is a menace to ladies in skirts and children everywhere. But did you know that he is also director of photography’s nightmare? It never fails, if he is around when I put my camera on a tripod (or other surface standing in for a tripid) he always has to go over and start messing with the camera. I can’t count the times i’ve had to go over and stop the filming because Milo knocked the camera. If I’m lucky he just pushes it so it points in the wrong direction. But you’ve all seen the camera fall fails when he just pushes it over. And of course then there are the time where he just ends up standing right in front of it and blocking the shot. We don’t want a video of your butt, Milo!
Well. Some of us don’t…
I love that kid, he’s so goofy. Maybe if I glued a brush to the camera he’d leave it alone..

13/5 2021
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I am really sick and tired of facebook. What is the point anymore when it just gets worse and worse. I’m not getting all comments/notifications on Mia’s page anymore either. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg. If it wasn’t for all the good people I’m connected to here I’d quit this garbage dump. Grrurgh.
13/5 2021
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Well the pictures I couldn’ts ee on my timeline are back, so I guess it was a bug and not a feature? I don’t know. Let’s see if they disappear when I upload a new photo, which is what happened last time.
Here’s Lasse and the Sky, no diamonds.
Oh and thank you everuyone the supportive comments. You all are the reason I can’t leave. JUST WHEN I THINK I’M OUT YOU PULL ME BACK IN AGAIN

13/5 2021
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Fuzzy from 2016.

13/5 2021
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I need another pair of glasses

13/5 2021
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Nuller on his rock. I actually tried moving that one too, when I did the rock wrestling. But even with the soggy ground and a stick for leverage and all my might, I could not get that one out of the ground.
Maybe it would have helped if Nuller had gotten off it first!
.. just kidding.

13/5 2021
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Lakrids from 2008.

14/5 2021
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Well that was new. A phonecall from Jehovah’s Witnesses. Maybe they aren’t allowed to go door to door now. Slamming the phone down isn’t as satisfying as shutting the door, but I’ll take it.
14/5 2021
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I’m not saying it’s great animation, but i really like the old 80s-90s cartoons better than modern 3D animatin. Even if it’s just a glorified to commercial. I guess it’s the nostalgia.
Also, I like how every scene change is marked by a HE-MAN shout. Imagine if in a James Bond movie every time the scene changed somen narrator cried out JAMES BOND.
I might watch James Bond movies if they did that.

14/5 2021
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Lily always so sweet

14/5 2021
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.

16/5 2021
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I dreamt that I was defending earth from an alien invasion. And I was also in a super crappy scifi movie. And I was Robert Patrick. I love my dreams.
16/5 2021
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The world is getting greener

16/5 2021
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Totes chill

16/5 2021
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