Bus Top

May 31st, 2020

Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.

25/5 2020

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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi DaY everyone.

26/5 2020

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I got good news and I got bad news.
The good news is I got my bus pass.
The bad news is I can’t use it yet.
I need some disability card or whatever before I’m allowed to use the bus pass. Hopefully I can get it in a couple of days. I am worried about the bureaucracy though. Wouldn’t surprise me if it all gets borked up.
We also got the wrong card. I didn’t get the ‘pay a little bit every time you take the bus’ card, I’m pretty sure I got the ‘pay a lot to use teh bus all you want’ card. It’s a little confusing all.
Shoutout to my dad for going with me and helping. Without him I probably wouldn’t have been able to go at all. I am so out of my element in the human world. I don’t belong among humans. My skin crawls when I’m in a crowded place, I just want to be in the goat pen.
Sigh. I don’t know. I want to go see the goats tomorrow, but i’m drained. We had to go three different places, talk to people, get pictures taken. And now we have eto go again to get the other stuff done.
Why does it have to be so complicated? Why can’t it just be tied to my social security number that I’m elligible for disability stuff, it’s all the same government stuff. Why are humans?
I am tired. Let’s hope we get it all sorted out.
26/5 2020

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Time for pizza and Rick & Morty. Since I don’t have access to morphine it’ll have to do.
26/5 2020

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Thanks all for putting up with my big whiny bum. I’m glad I got a place to vent my frustrations. Hopefully the goat pics make up for it!
26/5 2020

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These are my people

26/5 2020

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On my way home today I walked by the kindergarten close to where I live. There was a couple of kids crying outh “MAMI MAMI MAMI” over and over in their yard. Maybe it was their first day there, I don’t know. When I walked by they changed it to “PAPI PAPI PAPI”. The woman who was with them said “Yes, that’s a man but he’s not your daddy”. So, that was today on Maury.
26/5 2020

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I challenge you to find other people who are /dumb?/ enough to sponsor posts on their page even though they are not a business or making any kind of profit or anything at all.
I uploaded this video 3 years. In that time it’s gotten about a thousand views, which is pretty good for my little page. A week ago or so I posted it around in most of the goat/animal groups I’m a member of. And then I boosted it for about 20 dollars. And now the video has reached more than 100,000 views. Damn. Not bad. Normally I don’t think you’d get that many views out of a little boost like that, but it probably helped that I posted it in a bunch of groups and also that, if I may says so, it’s a funy video of goats climbing on a /dumb?/ human.
It’s super fun seeing the video reach so many people. I don’t get anything out of it of course, because my page is just for fun. And it doesn’t even matter if I get more page Likes out of it, because people won’t see my posts if I don’t boost or post them in groups. I’m lucky if I get 200 views even though I have more than 11,000 page Likes. I’m glad I don’t have to try to run a business on Facebook.
Wouldn’t it be nice if all the ads you saw on the internet were just people who wanted to make you smile and not people who wanted to sell you stuff or scam you or track you and steal your private infos? I hope I make some people happy once in a while, at least I’m not a complete waste of space then.
link: video
26/5 2020

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and you say be still my love open up your heart and let the light shine in

26/5 2020

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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.

27/5 2020

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Tomato or not tomato.

27/5 2020

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Today will be a good day. Here’s Popcorn from 2015,

28/5 2020

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I got good news and bad news.
The bad news is you have to read another facebook update from me.
The good news is, I got my bus pass all sorted out. Whoopie. It went much smoother today. I was afraid we were in for another day of wandering around town to different offices. But thankfully it turned out the paperwork I had managed to find in advance was just what we needed, and we’d already had the passport photos done last time (Sheesh, I look iike a freak without my hat and glasses.) so we just handed it over and the guy did the thing and handed me my id card thing that goes with the bus pass thing and bureaucracy, amirite? But now it’s done and now I can take the bus when I want, except for a few hours in the rush hour when it’s not elligible because nothing is ever simple. Hopefully this will help the goat trips when my back is killing me.
Shoutout again to my dad for helping me with it all. I don’t know if I would have gotten it done without him. He’s 73 and has a date in a couple of weeks at the hospital for surgery on his hip and he’s still constantly there to help me and my brother too along with the volunteer and samaritan work he does.and did. Above and beyond.
28/5 2020

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When we were downtown at the train station a guy walked close by me and our hands clapped together as we passed. He turned around and apologised and I said it was fine. I’m not saying it was a scene from a pandemic movie, but remember when I’m gone press F for throughts and prayers.
28/5 2020

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On the rocks, in the light

28/5 2020

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Today will be a good day, Here’s Mads from 2005.

29/5 2020

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Good goat times today. I got out and took the bus. First time taking the bus unassisted in, I don’t know more than 10 years probably. It went fine. Still something to get used to, but I’m definilely feeling better right now than I felt after the last time I went to the goats. So that’s good. Still have to get my back looked at sooner or later, but this helps.
A beautiful, sunny day. The kind of day to just lounge around with the goats. No worries.
Funniest part was when there was a bunch of visitors at the fence and Milo went right up to the fence and turned around and started dropping goat berries. Atta boy! Put on a show for the spectators.
29/5 2020

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Are you proud of yourself, Milo?

29/5 2020

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I was going to do a This Day In ‘Imagine If Obama Did This’ but I can’t even keep up with the news.
Let me just say, to cover all th bases, Fuck Trump and all he stands for. He’s a blight on human history that won’t soon be forgotten. A shining example of how fucking shitty humanity can be. Your soul is corrupt and if there is a god he’s ashamed of you. #hashtag
29/5 2020

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My world

29/5 2020

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Today will be a good day. Here’s Herman and grandma from 2014.

30/5 2020

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And we’ll all be the same in the end

30/5 2020

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If you’re looking for a podcast, I recommend The Darkest Timeline. It’s kinda of a Community podcast, and I haven’t actually ever watched Community (I plan to, at some point). I figured I’d listen to the podcast anyway, since i’m currently rewatching all the old episodes of The Soup and I dig Joel. Haven’t regretted it. Joel and Ken are great together, and it’s always fun. This episode in particular is great because Daniel Dae Kim is on it and he’s fom Lost and that’s great. You might remember he was diagnosed with the coroner. And they talk about that quite a bit. In fact they talk a bunch about the pandemic in general in all the episodes, because Ken is a doctor and Joel is interested in it. So that’s some good stuff. Lots of fun and actual interesting stuff about the virus.
Thumbs up from me.

30/5 2020

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Here we see Lasse with his face buried in the pizza box.

30/5 2020

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No, I think you’re wrong. You DID promise me a rose garden. i’m pretty sure. I didn’t get it in writing but the intention was pretty clear. An oral greement is just as binding.
30/5 2020

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Stop whispering, start shouting.
30/5 2020

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Been trying to think of something to say about what’s going on in the states. But I don’t know what to say. i’m just a whiter shade of pale boy from a tiny country in the north of Europe. It’s werid and terrifying to see what’s going on and I can barely scroll down the feeds without crying. For a long time I haven’t had any hope left for anything getting better. Respect to everyone fighting for a better world. I can barely face reality, I can’t imagine what it’s like to have to face it without all the privilige I have.
31/5 2020

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Today will be a good day. Hope you’re all okay out there. Happy Funday.

31/5 2020

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Looks like Nuller has seen a ghost. Was I gone that long?! He’s turned quite white. I guess it’s his summer coat. Last summer he was just a little kid.
When i was there on Friday he was bleating a lot less than usual too. I hope that’s not a peranent change. I like how he was always bleating with his baby voice. Guess he’s growing up. Sigh. I need goat kids.

31/5 2020

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31/5 2020

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Here lies Lasse, he died the way he lived. Fat.

31/5 2020

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On the rocks

31/5 2020

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Sassyface

31/5 2020

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That’s all for now.


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Breakback Mountain

May 24th, 2020

Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.

18/5 2020

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Glad I found the David Lynch youtube channel. It’s good to have some daily Lynch in my life.

18/5 2020

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A spot in the sun with Lily.


18/5 2020

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When you think you’re Bender but you’re really Zoidberg.
18/5 2020

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I miss Britannia

19/5 2020

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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi DaY everyone.

19/5 2020

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Good goat times today. A cold wind in the morning. But it soon died down. And when the sun was out it was lovely and summerly. And the goats were wonderful. I thought maybe Sky was in heat, she was doing those loud screams and wagging her tails. She kinda cooled down after a little while, so who knows. Mia was doing a lot of growling. I may have been egging her on a little.. by offering treats to the newbies. The audacity … I just think those growls are so cute, they always make me laugh. Several visitors came by too. The goats entertained them by pooping in front of them. On two seperate occassions someone referred to them as liquorice droppings. Hmm yes.
No feathery fowls in the goat pen yet, but there were workings working on stuff over at the rabbit/chicken coops. And a big digging machine that scared the goats every time it drove past the pen.
A wonderful time, but the walk home was brutal. My back killing me. My knee was hurting too. I had to make several stops to sit down at bus stops. Still hurting. Painkillers don’t seem to do anything. At some point i’ll have to go to the doctor, probably get physiotherapy. But I’m the kind of person who prefers to suffer in silence until there’s no alternative. And by suffer in silence I mean bitch about it on Facebook.
It’s so bad that it keeps me from going to the goats as much as I want. Knowing that the aftermath is so painful makes me want to stay home instead. i need to look at getting that bus pass too. I just don’t like doing anything that.. involves dealing with humans.
19/5 2020

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In my happy place

19/5 2020

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If we sits we fits

19/5 2020

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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.

20/5 2020

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Little House On The Prairie but it’s set on Tatooine.
Really, I want that. Make it.
20/5 2020

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This picture of Sky is best enjoyed at maximum volume.

20/5 2020

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Lil bit of video from yesterday. On the bench with Mia, best seat in the house.
20/5 2020

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21/5 2020

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Today will be a good day. Here’s Bob from 2012, with a very young Mia in the background.

21/5 2020

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Just a couple of twolegged people out and about.

21/5 2020

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I remember when I could get up and out of my chair without sounding like a strongman in a deadlifting competition.
21/5 2020

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I really wanted to go be with the goats today. Beautiful sunny day. But I feel too broken. My knee was hurting on my walk home on Tuesday. I feel like my right leg has been twisted. It hurts when I sort of try to move it sideways or.. twist it… or whatever. And my legs are sore, I think I overdid it on the exercise bike on Monday. And I can’t stretch my right leg out properly because of that twisted thing and the knee. And then there’s my back, which isn’t too bad now after resting, but I know it’ll be hell again if I go out and the leg and everything. I swear I’m noy a hypochondriac. I’m going to need to give my leg a couple of days rest more.
At least my sleep is better. Here’s a photo of Milo and the borked man. I’m going to go to bed early and sleep a long time and see if that magically fixes everything. Cross your fingers!

21/5 2020

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Today will be a good day. Here’s Nougat from 2006.

22/5 2020

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Great dreams last night. My favourite was that I got to take part in a brand new Seinfeld episode. I was driving around in a rental car with Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer in downtown Copenhagen. I’ll spare you the details, but it was awesome.
22/5 2020

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Apparently “look at the camera” is not part of goat vocabulary.

22/5 2020

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Apparently Mia has turned into a dog. Woof!
22/5 2020

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Apparently this is the third post in a row that I have started with the word ‘apparently’. How long can I keep this streak going? Apparently we’ll find out later.
23/5 2020

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Apparently today will be a good day! Here’s Peanut from 2015.

23/5 2020

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A mechanism that forces humans to solve a captcha before they can talk to you.
PATENT PENDING.
23/5 2020

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Lasse.exe has encountered a fatal flaw and is no longer responding.
23/5 2020

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The only place I feel really comfortable.

23/5 2020

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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.

24/5 2020

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I felt kinda weird yesterday. I was feeling pretty dizzy. My dad was over for a little and when I talked to him I felt like my voice sounded hollow in my head. Please no jokes about the echo in my empty head, thanks! I have also been tired the last couple of days, having to nap in my chair despite sleeping long and well. That’s unusual too.
I had myself convinced that I probably had the corona yesterday. I think I’m feeling better today, so maybe not. BUT YOU NEVER KNOW.
There’s always something. I feel a bit like my body and mind is on a downward spiral.
Did manage to exercise lightly when I got up today. My leg is better. And had great dreams. I was flying and Tina Turner and Dolly Parton where there and.. I can’t remember much else other than it was pretty magic. I just want to stay in dreams.
24/5 2020

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The master photographer perfectly frames his subject and works his magic. Lily!

24/5 2020

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goatlog

24/5 2020

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If all goes according to plan I should be getting my bus card next week. That should make the goat trips slightly easier to manage hopefully. The bus doesn’t got all the way to the goat place, but it should help.
24/5 2020

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That’s all for now.


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