Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.

11/5 2020
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Good goat times today. Trying to get back to regular goating. Because being with the goats make me happy. I thought maybe they’d get started on moving the feathery fowls into the goat pen today, but they didn’t. At least not while I was there. We’ll see how that progresses. Meanwhile, I just hung out with the goaties and enjoyed myself. And they enjoyed the treats I brought. The weather has cooled down, but when the sun is out it’s quite lovely. I have to remember if maybe I can start taking the goats out of the pen again.. things are starting to open up again in Denmark, maybe we can get permission to get out toe the greens again. I know the goats would love that. Hopefully it’s not a permanent thing that we have to stay in the pen. We’ll see.
11/5 2020
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Rest in peace Jerry Stiller. I forking loved that man. So much. I went to twitter when I turned on my computer and I saw pretty much every trending topic had something to do with Jerry Stiller. Festivus, Seinfeld, King of Queens. My heart sank. Wasn’t hard to guess what was up. 92 years old, that’s a good age. You can’t exactly say it’s a tragedy. But man. He was so funny. I still from time to time look at videos of his on youtube. Whether it’s actual broadcast clips or bloopers. I’m sure you’ve all seen them, but if you haven’t just go to youtube and search for Jerry Stiller bloopers. I can watch them over and over. He was so funny.
When I started losing my eyesight, at the time when it got so bad that I had to quit Facebook, I drowned my sorrows in escapism. Tv shows. All day listening to radio and watching tv shows. One of them was the complete series of King of Queens. Now, i’m not going to say that was a fantastic show. It was a fairly standard sitcom. But I enjoyed it and there’s a comfort in just binge watching ‘easy’ comedy. What elevated it to something more was when they got Stiller on it. It kinda felt like they just took Frank Costanza and put him in King of Queens. Jerry Stiller’s mannerisms were just so entertaining. He seemed like a sweet man too, the cast of Seinfeld always had such good things to say about him.
Hope you got your serenity now, Jerry. See you in del boca vista.
11/5 2020
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Caught the creeper. Reach for the Sky.

11/5 2020
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blink your eyes one for yes two for no i have no idea what i am talking about i am trapped in this body and can’t get out
11/5 2020
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Goat butt parade

11/5 2020
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I’m gonna name my fridge Kessel. So I can do the Kessel run in less than 12 bellyflops
11/5 2020
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Just a couple of kooks

11/5 2020
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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi DaY everyone.

12/5 2020
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How’s it going?
I’m sleeping better. Not as good as before the crash. But I can sleep more than 1 hour at a tome. so that’s something.
My back is better. Not as good as before the crash. But not blinding pain after every movement. And I can walk to the goats. So that’s something.
Things could be better, but they’ve been worse.
I managed to get on the exercise bike when I got up today. One again starting pretty much from scratch. I just did 10 minutes. But when you add the 10 minutes of warmup and 10 minutes of cool down, that’s still about 30 minutes on the bike. So that’s something. Just gotta get back into the mindset of doing it regularly so I can build up better form.
Let’s hope it’ll be a good summer. Assuming the world doesn’t end.
12/5 2020
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Brb, wprking on the script for the pilot episode of Rick & Murtaugh. Spoiler alert: They’re both getting too old for this shirt.
12/5 2020
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That thing when out of the blue someone replies to a comment you left on a youtube video 5 years ago.
https://i.redd.it/c3r27hnt42841.jpg
12/5 2020
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O haj Nuller

12/5 2020
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I for one am glad that Rand Paul is taking on Dr Fauci. Who does he think he is, some kind of medical professional?! Everyone knows if you bury your head in the sand you can’t get coronar.
12/5 2020
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We interrupt this broadcast to bring you a goat.

12/5 2020
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Blåbærsyltetøj
12/5 2020
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Transition into greatness?
Pfft. How about transition into obesity.
13/5 2020
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.

13/5 2020
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Saw a meme that said something about how we should shut down the media for 30 days and see 80% of the world’s problems go away. Yeah. Wow. You gotta applaud some politicians’ strategy of making the media seem like the enemy. Look, I’m not saying the media doesn’t suck. Although we might not agree on which parts of the media are the bad ones… but you try and see what the politicians (of BOTH sides) would do without media oversight. You think you can trust what the politicians tell you? You think you can check the facts yourself? You think they’ll stay on the straight and narrow if they’re not watched? Fork, the leader of you country knows he can lie straight to your face without consequence, what do you think he’ll do behind your back?
13/5 2020
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Hey look, goats.

13/5 2020
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Oh Sassy. Sassy is usually the first one who sits down to lounge in the sun. Sometimes she’s just done. And sometimes she just collapses into weird positions that make me feel like I have to go over and check that she’s still breathing.
Well, I’m going to take a page out of Sassy’s book now. I’m just done for today. Going to bed early. Going to try a long sleepwalk. See where it takes me. Hopefully I can get some good dreams at least. See you on the farcyde.

13/5 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Thor from 2008.

14/5 2020
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Hey Americans, your government just got the right to search your browsing history without a warrant! Good job, patriots!
Well, I’m sure they’ll use this power to stop all the domestic terrorism. And not to harrass immigrants and non-christians.
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/jgxxvk/senate-votes-to-allow-fbi-to-look-at-your-web-browsing-history-without-a-warrant
14/5 2020
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goatlog

14/5 2020
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Here is some bonus content for the premium subscribers. A little preview clip of a future goat video. Since we were talking about growling goats the other day, here’s Mia expressing her displeasure that other goats want to eat her pumpkin seeds.
14/5 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Clark and Bruce from 2014.

15/5 2020
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Imagine walking down the street in Copenhagen and there’s Bruce Springsteen with a guitar.

15/5 2020
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There oughta be a law against using realistic doorbell sounds in movies and tv. That shirt is scarjer than a predator or a maga hat.
15/5 2020
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Totally natural lifelike human pose

15/5 2020
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Where my goats at

15/5 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Vanilje and Magnethe from 2008.

16/5 2020
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I think my sleeping form is close to being back to normal. It can be hard to tell becfause my sleep schedule has always been quiet erratic, more or less by design.
But I feel like I’m getting the sleep now. And last night I had a bunch of excellent dreams. You know I love dreaming. I had a slightly naughty dream about a facebox friend. Start guessing! I also had great Star Trek dream. Which was like a big action movie. But the funny part was the end. We were having some kind of victory party because we defeated the blablawhatsit. And then it was announced that I was having a baby with Worf! Haha. I woke up thinking ‘oh I dreamt I was Worf’. But then it slowly dawned on me that no, I wasn’t Worf. I was the other part, the one who was going to carry the baby. I don’t think I was dreaming that I was wone of the ladies of the Enterprise either. I think I was just me and I was going to have a baby with Worf. Not sure how that’s going to work… but hey, a bunch of cute little Lasseklingon babies. Why not!
Always managed to exercise when I got up. Three times in a row now, hopefully I’m getting into rythm. I even managed to pull the powerbar out for a bit. That slayed me. Much more than the biking. Flexing the powerbar while biking really had me out of breath. Felt good. I have lost about 3½ pounds since last month, I think most of it is just water weight and randomness, but hey it’s something. Hopefully the summer will heat up soon. Trying to look at the bright side of things.
16/5 2020
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goatlog

16/5 2020
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My latest painting

16/5 2020
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Since everybody else is posting their avatars..
https://livebetterlife.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/4cb6d5b2e7260.jpg
17/5 2020
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone. Today would have been Palle’s 7th birthday.

17/5 2020
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My mind is a constant rollercoaster between wanting to make everything better and wanting to make everything stop.
17/5 2020
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Think goat thoughts.

17/5 2020
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The rare two-headed goat.

17/5 2020
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That’s all for now.

Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.

4/5 2020
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Cautiously optimistic. I slept a little better last night. Not the whole night through. But not waking up every hour either. I think I got a couple of longer stretches.
So hey, maybe everything’s fine now. Maybe there will be no more problems. Maybe it’s all good. Maybe everything’s back to normal. Who knows not me.
4/5 2020
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Time for pizza and a new episode of Rick & Morty. I guess thinks ARE looking up.
Also, I can’t wait to see which bone I’m going to break or what lethal disease is being spread by what cuddly animal. Murder hornets, pfft amateur stuff. You can do better, 2020.
4/5 2020
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Did you bring the treats?

5/5 2020
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I know Animal Crossing is popular, but have you heard of Sensible World Of Soccer?
Sigh. I miss playing computer games. And watching football in the 90s.
It’s weird how my life has been whittled away, sometimes it feels like there’s nothing left.
I know I have a lot, more than many. Wish I could play another game of Sensi tho
5/5 2020
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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi Day everyone.

5/5 2020
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If you think the goats are the only ones that get messy when eating tomatoes, you should have seen me just now spluttering tomato juice up my own nose.
5/5 2020
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All I see is goats goats goats

5/5 2020
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Please stop tagging me in photos of Chris Hemsworth, you’re going to give him an inferiority complex
5/5 2020
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and everything goes back to the beginning

5/5 2020
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.

6/5 2020
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How it sleep?
Got about 3-4 hours straight sleep. After that it was back to waking on the hour. So, better than it was but still not great. I hope it’ll get back to normal. Feeling somewhat sad and depressed and frustrated about the world, but ho hum. What else is new.
Physically I feel better than in weeks, if not months. Not quite back to normal, but not too bad at least. I hope I can get back to more regular goating soon. I need that. It would also be good if I could get back to working on exercising and eating healthier. It would be nice if I could get started on that and then actually keep following through and not having some disaster bomb me back to the starting line. It would be nice.
Hope you’re all doing okay out there. As always, I’m sorry I’m not keeping up with everyone as well as I should. Dave’s not here man. But I appreciate you all, couldn’t have gotten here without you.
6/5 2020
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Oh, and a special hello to the new friends I’ve picked up lately. I’m looking forward to seeing how many of you stick around after my next Trump rant, whenever that’ll be.
6/5 2020
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Stay Sassy

6/5 2020
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6/5 2020
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OH YEAH

7/5 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Bob from 2012.

7/5 2020
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Good goat times today. Great to get out and get my goat on. A sunny and warm day. With a fresh breeze that kept it comfortable.
Perfect conditions to goat. Giving out snacks and treats. Filming stuff. Lounging around lazily. Entertaining visitors at the fence. There was a little boy who was shouting and screaming and his adult minder told him “If you don’t stop I’ll throw you in to the goats”. Haha. Didn’t sound like a threat to me.
Alice came into the pen with a water trough. The goats need their water now it’s getting warm. “I haven’t seen you in a while” she said. Yeah, the last month and a half have been the least goated since.. well, since I started seriously goating I guess. She also told me that they are getting ready to do some restoration and remodeling of the barns, and other things on the grounds. Amongst other things, the duck and chickens are going to move into the goat pen! I didn’t quite catch if it was a permanent move or if it’s temporary while their current habitat is being worked on. In any case, that should be interesting… the goats haven’t always been too fond of the chickens, let’s hope they get along. Oh and apparently the duck is really old, like 14-15 years old. That’s almost twice as old as Mia, she’ll be turning 8 in August. How bout that.
Well, we’ll see how it all goes. I don’t like change in general, and this means humanpeople working, in the goat pen too. And the horses will be leaving already and won’t be back until after summer vacation. So I’m not terribly keen on the whole thing, but hopefully it won’t be too bad.
I’ve typed enough for now, remind me to tell you the funny Milo story from today i forget it later.
7/5 2020
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Reunited and it feels so goat

7/5 2020
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Milo and Sky, lounging in the sun.
Here’s the funny Milo story. So, these two are sitting there in the goat house. Then Sassy approaches. You know as soon as Sassy enters the scene, these two kids take a hike. Because Sassy is big-scary-bossypants. So Milo and Sky get up to flee. Sky leaves immediately. Then Milo gets up. You know the flooring in the goat house is really slippery wood? The places that aren’t covered by bedding can be quite slippery. So poor little Mmilo tries to run away but he literally runs in place for like 30 seconds. It was like a cartoon. Like Bambi on ice. His legs were moving like he was running, but he wasn’t moving any distance at all. I wish I’d been filming because it looked hilarious. Finally he gained some traction and ran down the stairs. To his credit he turned around and butted heads with Sassy a couple of times, before finally exiting stage left. Good on ya, Milo. I wish they’d butt heads with her more, to gain some respect.

7/5 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Vanilje from 2006.

8/5 2020
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goatlog

8/5 2020
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Watched the last 4 episodes of the Star Wars Clone Wars series. That was really good. If you like the star war, I recommend that. The Clone Wars was hit and miss for me, but ended on a high note. I was never the biggest fan of Ahsoka, but her squaring off with Maul and then having to deal with the realisation of what’s happening with Anakin… that was quite powerful. Along with lots of great cloen troopers vs mandalorians acttion. The best looking Star Wars animation ever.
Star Wars is such a complicated beast these days. I just wanna go back to the Marvel comics. Spose at some point I should write a post about what I thought of The Rise of Skywalker. COS I KNOW YOURE ALL DYING TO KNOW!
8/5 2020
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See you after the summer vacation, horsies.

8/5 2020
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I like Grimes a lot. I do remember the first time I heard her name I did think of The Simpsons. But ever since they used one of her songs on Mr Robot and I looked her up, i have been a fan. I prefer to ignore… her private life and social media. Happy born day to baby X Y U tho

8/5 2020
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I did not manage to film Milo’s funny running in place yesterday, but I did manage to snap a photo just as he turned around and butted head with Sassy. So there’s that.

8/5 2020
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At least now we know that when the time comes and the world ends, there will still be people on twitter going NO THE WORLD ISN’T ENDING AND IF IT IS THEN IT’S YOUR FAULT AND THE ONLY WAY TO STOP IT IS TO DO THINGS THAT I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO ANYWAY
See, if you try to save the environment then it will kill us with murder hornets, so we have to pollute more!
9/5 2020
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Dya ever think they’re making us fight eachother like we’re pokemongs?
9/5 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Herman from 2014. After his ear ripped. A true warrior with his battle scar.

9/5 2020
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Hold the phone! Boba Fett will be in the Mandalorian. Wowza. So he survives in newcanon too. And Ahsoka is in it as well. It’s going to be an interesting season 2. Now I just need them to bring back Hoojibs. I want a Hoojib and Porg adventure!
9/5 2020
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I miss the 90s

9/5 2020
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Surrounded by goats. I like how Sky is creeping from behind.

9/5 2020
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.

10/5 2020
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goatlog

10/5 2020
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Happy Mother’s Day, to my mama, to all the sweet goat mamas I’ve known over the years, and to the lovely mother’s I know on here. As I’ve said many times before, it’s been a privilige and joy to see some of my old friends from back in the day grow into motherhood with lovely children. When I feel like there’s no hope for the world and we might as well burn it all down, I think of your children and remember that we have to keep fighting for a better future. <3!
10/5 2020
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The rare “six goats in a shot” shot.

10/5 2020
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It’s important to keep watering the grass when it’s warm and sunny.

10/5 2020
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I like to put my backpack up on the roof of the shelter. And Mia likes to try to see if she can get to it.

10/5 2020
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That’s all for now.