Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Mondey everyone.

29/7 2019
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goatlog

29/7 2019
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Hey kids, wanna incite a race war?!
29/7 2019
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Somewhere in the green

29/7 2019
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I had some good dreams last night. The best by far was a Palle dream. In this dream it was known that when he passed away it had been foretold that he would come back. And as I sat with his lifeless body it suddenly stirred and he came back to me and I hugged him tight and he was alive. It was beautiful and if I had the choice I’d still be in that dream.
Another dream was a lot more sinister. Full of dark, disturbing stuff. My key broke off in the lock and a woman was helping me get in but when we got inside she attacked me. And there were large, dark birds hurling themselve gainst my window, trying to get in. And outside, in the back yard of my childhood home, there were strange rocks arranged in a line leading up like a lader to my bedroom window. And I was saying how my mind was creating things that were attacking me. And it was all quite disturbing. But I liked it. It was interesting.
29/7 2019
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obscured

30/7 2019
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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi Day everyone.

30/7 2019
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Good goat times today. It started out grey and cool with little raindroplets here and there. The forecast warned that we could be in for some heavy rain, but that didn’t come while I was out. Instead the sun came out and there was a heavy, humid heat. Got above 25C/77F, and it felt thick. Last heat for now. We’ll get back to the usual Danish summer struggling to get to 20/68. Although we’re only just heading into August, so I guess there’s still a chance we could get more heat later on in the summer. And that’s the weather, now over to Ollie with the sports.
Oh wait, the goats. Yes. Took them out and they enjoyed their greens. We had some nice socializing too. Nelly came out of the kindergarten fencing with a boy named Milan. And they had some fun with the goats. Nelly is hip to the fact that Milo is a bit of a wildcat. She made sure to protect Milan from the savage beast. But Nelly is cool, she doesn’t get initmidated or angry at the goats, she held Milo off and they were almost playing and she likes when the goats jump up against her to reach the leaves above. She’s fun.
And our two older lady friends came by again too. They are always very happy to see the goats and appreciate the playground and animals and my connection with the goats. And we all agreed that it was nice to meet and talk like this regularly like we do. Good people.
And then relaxing in the pen, as the sun baked us. It’s still vacation in Denmark, but I think most of the people who have traveled abroad are back now, so there were more kids coming by. There was a trio of boys who asked questions and petted the goats through the fence, before they went off to play on the swings. The boys, not the goats.
30/7 2019
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Butt what?
The Nullerfunk seems to have lost a bit of his fluff. Maybe because he’s growing up, maybe because of the summer heat. I mean, he’s still got fluff. it just doesn’t seem as ridiculous as it used to be.

30/7 2019
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I hear the thunder outside. Maybe that rain is going to hit after all.
30/7 2019
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Got a little something on your face, Lily.

30/7 2019
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Blerp

30/7 2019
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.

31/7 2019
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goatlog

31/7 2019
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The river doesn’t even know you’re drowning
31/7 2019
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hang to dry from a string

31/7 2019
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I’m a goat, how bout you?

31/7 2019
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Oh for fucks sake. Not enough bleach to scrub the country afterwards. So much for winning those ‘happiest people’ polls. The worst thing is, no matter how many protests there will be, he’ll go home and say Denmark loves him and all the Fox news viewers will believe him because facts don’t matter anymore.
go to North Korea again instead, you sack of shit in a shirt.
Do you even diplomacy?!
link: Trump coming to Denmark article
31/7 2019
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Magnethe from 2005.

1/8 2019
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goatlog

1/8 2019
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Lily’s got a mouthful

2/8 2019
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The mountain doesn’t even know that you’re climbing it
2/8 2019
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Pop quiz. How many times have I been in a canoe on a river.
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1-4
5-10
Too many times to count
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Everyone who gets it right will spared in the apocalypse
2/8 2019
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Peanut from 2015.

2/8 2019
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Thank you to everyone who participated in the pop quiz. The correct answer is…
*drum roll*
*more drum roll*
*even more drum roll so you have to click ‘read more’*
1-4 times in a canoe! Intro trip in Sweden first year of gymnasiet (high school ish). A couple of times out on a Swedish river. You wouldn’t catch me in a canoe today, but hey we all have a wild and crazy past.
Congratulations to the winners!
2/8 2019
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flerp

2/8 2019
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goatlog

3/8 2019
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Took a timeout in dreamland. Not the smartest decision, but I love the magic places it takes me. We can’t we have real magic in this world?
3/8 2019
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Hello, ladies.

3/8 2019
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Looks like real bad news from El Paso. I was looking on twitter and couldn’t figure out how bad it was. This is life now. Trying to figure out if it’s just a couple of people dead or if it’s a big one. Human life doesn’t hold much value anymore. It’s like a currency conversion. How much death before it’s even worth a headline? How many fatalities for it to trend on twitter? And then we wait to find out who did it, so we know what to talk about. Ban guns. Ban refugees. Build a wall. Thoughts and prayers. Good people on all sides, women and children first. And then we wait until the next one. The real world is a shithole.
3/8 2019
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More young white male shooters. Keep building those walls. Cage yourself in with the lions. Feed the rat infestation. Dig your own shithole grave.
4/8 2019
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Well that’s it. I’m done. I’m out. Gone golfing. See you tomorrow if I make it out of bed. Don’t hold your breath.
4/8 2019
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That’s all for now.

Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.

22/7 2019
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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi Day everyone.

23/7 2019
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Making bad decisions. Spent 24ish hours in bed. Good dreams. But feeling sad and tired of the world. I don’t like me, I don’t like the world.
I need to get into a better rhythm. We’re heading into a little heatwave in Denmark. Seize the chance for good exercise and summery goating. Be butter.
Sorry I’m not keeping up well with the faceboxers, but rest assured your call is very important to us. You are number [static] in the queue.
23/7 2019
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Thanks everyone

23/7 2019
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goatlog

23/7 2019
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.

24/7 2019
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Good goat times today. A gorgeous, sunny day. Hot hot hot. I think we may have gotten close to 30C/86F. Which is scorching for Denmark. And I got to talk to Ophelia today, which was lovely. Shut up.
The goats were being jerks, though. Haha. Stubborn. Usually they’re pretty good at following me around. But today they had a mind of their own, I had a hard time getting them away from forbidden haystacks and flowerbeds. I was working overtime in the heat and I started worrying I’d keel over with a heart attack or something. Ophevila and Patrick were working in the goat pen, and Ophelia told me that if I went home before they were done I could just put the gaots in the big horse pen, since the horses are still on vacation. Well, since the goats were not playing ball I said Fork It and cut greenery time short and just took the goats into the horse pen. And then I sat in the shade and cooled down. Since the horses have been gone for something like 3 weeks, there was a good deal of grass and fallen branches, so the goats had a good enough time in there anyway. Once I built up a little energy I went and ran around with them too. The horse field is such a nice, open space. Good to get the goats running. And good exercise for me in the heat.
When I went to refill the water bucket I walked along the outside of the fence and the goats zoomed along snorting in the pen. It reminded me a little of the Top Gun Maverick trailer. Cruise riding his motorcycle along with the jetplane. Except I was walking slowly along with the jetgoats.
And when I came walking back the came running along the fence again. Poor little Nuller was panting like he’d been racing the devil along the hot Georgia asphalt. He needed that water.
Walking out of the airconditioned supermarrket after grocery shopping and back into the heat was like walking out of Hoth and into Jakku. Am I right fellow Star Wars fans?
24/7 2019
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Goats in the horsepen.
Most of my photos from today seem to have turned out cruddy. I oughta try to figure out how to take photos in sunshine,eh?

24/7 2019
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Rest in peace Rutger Hauer. That Blade Runner death scene will go down as one of the greats.
I’d put a good ton of cash on it being quoted to death on the tweeter right now. unforgettable
24/7 2019
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Sitting in the shade while the goats get to work on the horse pen.

24/7 2019
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There goes Lyin’ Mueller again, claiming his report didn’t exonerate the president. Well the president read the report and said it exonerated him and article 2 says the president is right about everything and gets 2 scoops, but hey we all know lifelong democrat snowflake Mueller was inducted into THE SQUAD and it’s his fault that James Bond and Thor are going to be played by women SEND HIM HOME
24/7 2019
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Surveying the buffet

24/7 2019
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Mads from 2005.

25/7 2019
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goatlog

25/7 2019
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Exercising in the heat. Phew. It’s a killer. But pays off well. I’m at my lowest weight since 2017 now. Even though I haven’t had good control of my diet I still managed to lose some weight. I think either it’st he new diabetes meds or the fact that I’ve started drinking apple cider vinegar regularly, which I feel has good effects. So I figure, if I also get control of the diet maybe the pounds will start melting away and it’ll be super easy. Haha. Good start at least. Usually when I write about losing weight I immediately start putting it back on. Maybe this time will be different. Trying to take advantage of the heatwave to exercise hard.
It’s a minor miracle that there’s iced creams in the freezer and it’s a heatwave and the iced creams ARE STILL THERE. I wonder for how long.
25/7 2019
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Mia’s looking like ‘are you giving him treats? You better not be giving him treats’

25/7 2019
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A nice friend request from a lovely young lady wearing a bikini in her profile pic. Just another day in the goat community. I know I never go goat herding in anything but speedo and a fedora.
25/7 2019
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eating banana be like

26/7 2019
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Bob from 2013.

26/7 2019
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Good goat times today. Stars, it’s hot, though. We got above 30C/86F. That doesn’t happen all that much in Denmark. I can’t even imagine living in a place where it gets close to 40. I’d die. But it is a beautiful, summer’s day. Got the goats out for some greens. And then back to relax in the pen. Sitting up against my favourite rock, with Mia next to me in the shelter. Almost falling asleep. Me, not Mia. Well, Mia too maybe. Too hot to do anything. So hot the little goaties started migrating under the goat house. I guess that’s the coolest place in the pen. So hot that as the time to leave approached it just seemed impawsible to survive that walk home. Can’t I just stay here and sleep in the pen? Unfortunately I couldn’t afford the goat hotel and had to zombiewalk home.
26/7 2019
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Nelly and some kindergarterners were there when I arrived this morning. So they were all quite happy that I let the goats out. And the goats were quite happy that Nelly and the kids pushed branches down for them to guffaw on.

26/7 2019
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I tell you what, there’s nothing worse than leaving the supermarket without stuff that’s bad for you. Walking through the aisles, not picking up all the fattening stuff. And on a superhot day today. All I want is some chocolate milk. Milkshake. Iced creams. Cake. Walking out of there with a bag full of tomatoes and cucumbers.. truly I know the meaning of sorrow and loss. One Like = One frozen Mars bar.
26/7 2019
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Sunneh boiz

26/7 2019
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Okay, I’m going to X out of the browser and reboot into dreamland. They’re coming to take me away, haha, they’re coming to take me away, heehee, on account of the heatstroke you see, heehee, haw haw.
26/7 2019
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Bruce and Clark, and grandma and Mia, from 2014.

27/7 2019
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goatlog

27/7 2019
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Oh hey. my favourite pizza place is back from vacation. Yes, they were really closed for weeks. I had a good exercise in the heat today and the weight is alright. So I’ll treat myself. Cos it’s time to feel good, lalalaa
27/7 2019
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Ahh, pizza bloat. I missed you.
27/7 2019
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Alright, alright. I cantstanzit no more. Ima eat iced creams. It looks like the heatwave is going to die down and next week we’ll get back down to more regular Danish summer, ie struggling to get fairly above 20/68. So today is exerrcise and cheat day. I did the exercise. I did the pizza. Now I’m going to enjoy iced creams in the warm evening daze. And then we’ll see what happens. If I say enough is enough and take it easy. Or if I make the effort to lose more weight. I really wish tomatoes were still as good as years ago. I don’t know why they’re as good. If they’ve changed or if my taste buds have changed. If you’ve been with me for many years you might remember a time when I got almost skinny. That was based on a diet of tomatoes and cucumbers. I could just live off them back then. Doesn’t quite work like that anymore.
But anyway, I’m just trying to distract you from the fact that i’m eating iced creams now.
27/7 2019
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TSA, gotta check your bag, sorry.

27/7 2019
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.

28/7 2019
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Hulloh?

28/7 2019
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I love your face, Nuller.

28/7 2019
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That’s all for now.