Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.

30/9 2019
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Downron Abbey Vs Predator.
Come on, Hollywood. Make my day.
30/9 2019
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Keeping a close eye on the feathery fowls.

30/9 2019
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Hello, I am male goat model Nuller. Pleased to make you acquaintance.

30/9 2019
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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogid Day everyone.

1/10 2019
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Good goat times today. Cold morning. Getting down near 5C/41F in the morning. Cold enough to feel it on the skin. Gets a little warmer as the day wears on, but.. I miss summer.
Just as I arrived at the goats I was joined by a little group of kids, daycare or kindergarten I assume. They were quite loud and happy to see the goats. They bleated at the goats and the goats bleated back. Especially Nuller and Lily are very needy bleaters. Maybe it was because I didn’t let them out of the pen, or maybe it was because of the kids. But they had lots to say. So loud. And the human kids enjoyed the spectacle. I did the hoofshake trick with Mia, much to everyone’s delight. Once that big group went away there was a mother with a little kid left and we talked a little. Then I let the goats out. We couldn’t go our normal today. There were workers hard at work, in both the places we nornally go when we head into the playground area. So we went the other way, along the horse fence. The gap between the trees and the fence is a good place for the goaties to get some greens. It’s not quite as fun for me because there’s less room for running around and being silly. But as long as the goats are happy, so am I.
Later back to the pen. To relax a bit. Although we were disturbed by the workes outside the pen again. They were rolling out grass on the little soccer pitch they’re making. The goats were extremely concerned about what was going on. They lined up and snortred and sneezed. Huffing and puffing. Danger danger! If looks could kill, those workers would have burst in flames. I can’t blame the goats, I feel the same way when humans get near where I live.
1/10 2019
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Guess what happened today? For the first time in months, Milo jumped up on my back. Aw, that’s a good boy. It happened kinda randomly. Nuller was up on my back and Milo knocked him off.. and then jumped up there. I made sure to quickly give him a treat to reinforce the behaviour. And sure enough, I leaned over a few times, and Milo jumped up. I’m glad he hasn’t forgotten how to do it. Although it’s taking a little more effort now, I think. I could hear him panting a little, as if it was exercise for him haha. He’s not as agile and light as Nuller. Big boy. But that was nice.

1/10 2019
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A united front against the humans. The only one missing is Lily. She was on the frontline, tstanding on the rocks close to the fence. Snorting at the humans.

1/10 2019
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And here’s Lily on the frontline, keeping close watch on the bad men.

1/10 2019
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Today will be a good day. HappY Hump Day everyone.

2/10 2019
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Do you ever stretch out your arm and focus really intently to see if you can shoot fireballs out of your hands?
Haha no me neither haha.
No luck on the force lightning either.
2/10 2019
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PLEASE FOR THE LOVE O ALL THATS UNHOLY
More Twin Peaks would be a reason to stay alive for a few years longer.
EXPLAIN TO ME AUDREY
link: Twin Peaks season 4 rumour
2/10 2019
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You kids can keep your pokemons

2/10 2019
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Alright, alright. I know what you’re here for. Let’s have some goat content. Here’s Mia and Milo working on the greens. Gotta keep them from overgrowing everything. You’re welcome, humans.

2/10 2019
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Hello, is this Ukraine? Yes, I need you to dig up some dirt on a human. He’s been withholding treats.

3/10 2019
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Lakrids from 2008.

3/10 2019
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It’s the two-headed LilyNuller goat.
Welcoem to the island of Dr Moreaun.

3/10 2019
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Magnethe from 2007.

4/10 2019
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goatlog

4/10 2019
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‘A hot, blonde Wile E. Coyote”. Oh I love The Good Place. And Kristen Bell. Dash ash indeed.
4/10 2019
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Speaking of The Good Place, would you like to hear my theory?
Ted Danson is god.
I don’t know what his character on the show is, but the actual Ted Danson is god.
4/10 2019
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Mr Shadow, looking fine as always.

4/10 2019
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Peanut from 2015.

5/10 2019
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Mjallo?

5/10 2019
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.

6/10 2019
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Great dreams last night.
I had some fun, actiony ones. One with dinosaurs. It was funny,. I had to distract a big dinosaur to save someone. So I plucked a tree branch. Like I do for the goats. Haha. Maybe they were vegan dinos? But then, why would I have to save someone from them? I don’t know. But I ran along with the tree branch to get the dino to follow me. And then I threw the branch and stoof absolutely still. Because their vision is based on movement, I learned that from the sciency movie Jurassic Park.
Another dream had some kind of war going on in my old neighbourhood. And I was picking weapons and running around and actually shooting people. Kinda gnarly.
My favourite dream was much more mundane, it was in my old favourite shopping center and I was accused of shoplifting. Ah, the details are too boring. But it’s funny how hyper realistic and mundane it was, compared to dinosaurs and war.
I love dreaming.
6/10 2019
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Kanel boller
6/10 2019
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Thanks for putting hay inside, I’ll be sitting here on the small, hard surface instead.

6/10 2019
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Fun fact: The principal of my old school is namedropped in this song.
Another fun fact: When I was losing my eyesight and I was able to do nothing but lie in bed and listen to the radio, this was on heavy rotation.
Danish music. It’s not just Aqua.

6/10 2019
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Danish music thread?
Danish music thread. To annoy those who don’t speak Danish. En fjern og fin musik, giver dig alt du aldrig fik.

6/10 2019
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There is only Mia

6/10 2019
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That’s all for now.

Oh, the first episode of the new season of Mr Mercedes referenced goat yoga.
So, that’s what’s up.
23/9 2019
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Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.

23/9 2019
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Good goat times today. Twas a grey day, but the goats were still in fine form. Nuller put on a good show gor some little visitors. Standing on my shoulders to eat the leaves above. And they did some fine running at the sandpit. Mia and Sassy clacked horns and then Mia jumped around with some of the best pronks in a long time. She had me laughing more than usual. Back in the pen Nuller was butting heads with both Milo and Sky. Until Mia came in and broke it up. He’s got respect for Mia. And Sky was scratching herself again. I can’t remember if I’ve mentioned it before, but I found out that it’s one of the old christmas trees that she likes to rub against. Hard, jagged little branches and the tip, she can stand around for ages just rubbing her chest against it. Little tongue poking out. So cute.
23/9 2019
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Butthead and Headbutter

23/9 2019
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Giving treats to Milo and Sky, and I turn around and… three little newbies desperately hoping to get some too.

23/9 2019
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Tired and headeachey. Heading to the bed place. See you tomorrow if you make the flip.
23/9 2019
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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi Day everyone.

24/9 2019
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I looked up ‘soda fountain’ on the youtubes yesterday. I’ve been hearing that term in American books. And I always had this mental image of a beautiful fountain spewing soda. But I knew rationally that it couldn’t be like that. So I had to look it up. And I mean, the real thing is neat enough. But I prefer my magic soda fountain that blasts cola and 7up and sprite and fanta everywhere and you just go over with a cup and stick it in the fountain to fill it. If you vote for my as ruler of the universe I promise to manufacture actual soda fountains everywhere.
24/9 2019
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Shut up I know it
link: this guy’s all goat jokes video
24/9 2019
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I’m hearing a lot of talk about impeachment..
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It’s kinda crazy that I can load this thing up on the youtube and I can singalong word for word. I kinda miss sitting in front of MTV, waiting for the songs I wanted to hear. Do kids today even realise the M is for music?
Wait, IS ths M for music?
Anyway. Funny how some songwords just hibernate in your brain, ready to be called up years later on command.

24/9 2019
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Actually, a Xenomorph lamb would be pretty cute..

24/9 2019
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Alright, I better post some goat content too, to keep the masses entertained. Here’s Milo and Sky providing the fix.

24/9 2019
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As nice as it would be to see the complete meltdown of a Trump impeached, at this point I’d just really to see him get his ass handed to him in the election next year. We all know he’s a crook, we all know 30-40-50 percent of America doesn’t care. We all know it doesn’t matter, just like we know it doesn’t matter what Bill Clinton did or did not do. All that matters is who has gerrymandered the best.
Last one out turn off the light.
Or, keep it burning. With the light bulbs that cause most damage to the environtment possible.
25/9 2019
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Impeachment is nice, but is there some legal loophole that we can use to force Donald Trump and Boris Johnson to fight eachother in a topless boxing match?
25/9 2019
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.

25/9 2019
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My pizza place gave me a 15%-off-your-next-order voucher because I’m such a loyal customer.
At first I thought it was a voucher for their personal website to get me to use that. I always order junk food from this service called ‘just-eat’ where the various places are members. That place takes a cut, so sometimes the places will slip you some advertisement possibly with a discount to get you to go their site so they don’t have to give a cut to just-eat.
But no, it was a voucher for my next order on just-eat. So that was nice. Of course 15% off one order is a drop in the bucket for an addict as myself. But I’ll take it.
25/9 2019
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Are you taking a selfie?!

25/9 2019
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Hey baby, wanna impeach all humans?
Man, this impeachment is on fleek, am I right fellow kids?
Hey, I just met you and this is crazy but here’s my number, call my impeachment lawyer maybe.
[impeachment intensifies]
Okay, I think I’m done. For now.
25/9 2019
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Did someone say peaches?

25/9 2019
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Popcorn from 2015.

26/9 2019
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Hey, I have an idea. Let’s put a non-politician in charge of a political system, what could go wrong?
Smash-cut to crooked businessman doing crooked things in charge.
Well, I guess it’s nobody’s fault. It’s not like he was caught on tape admitting to beign awful beforehand. No way to predict this. And we all value profit over the environment anyway, so it’s cool.
26/9 2019
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goatlog

26/9 2019
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You’re my rock

26/9 2019
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Scientific theory; The downfall of modern society begun when Craigy left the Late Late show. Since then it’s been one long downward spiral.

27/9 2019
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Vanilje from 2006.

27/9 2019
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Good goat times today. A grey morning with light rain. It was mostly gone when I got to the goats, but they were still pretty reluctant to come out. Might have to start bringing a hairdryer so I can dry every blade of grass for them.
I did get them out and then thankfully the sun came out. For a while it was really hot actually, I guess it was the humidity that made it feel so hot. Wet hooves but otherwise quite lovely. And we met some nice people. A couple of old grandparents with a little kid. The kid got to pet the goats and I talked a little to the grandparents. When I told them that when I’m not there the goats have to stay in their pen, the grandma said with a big smile “How lucky that they were out for grandparent’s day!”. Always nice when you can help people have some nice experiences with the goats.
I managed to fall when I was stretching before leaving. My foot slipped in the mud and I fell down. I managed to break my fall with my hands, so no broken ribs at least. But I did plant my hands right in some brændenælder. Nettles? Not too bad, but I do feel the sting. Oh well.
And then as I walked home, the rain came back. Much stronger this time. But it was warm enough by then to not be so unpleasant. So I kept my jacket slung over my back and felt the rain on my bare arms. Got a bit soaked, but at least the people in the supermarket got a nice Wet T-shirt show.
27/9 2019
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When the sun came out

27/9 2019
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Well hello there, season premiere of The Good Place. Come here often?
27/9 2019
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Actual footage of me whenever someone rings my doorbell.

27/9 2019
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It’s too wet to leave the house. Please bring us food here.

27/9 2019
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Today will be a good day. Here’s the Ping Pong twins from 2016.

28/9 2019
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How am I doing?
Not so great. Still struggling. I’m trying to just ignore and it go about things as usual. Goatposting, joking around with you all. I am thankful to know such good people. I know I’m not the best at faceboxfriending, but thank you for being there for/with me.
Trying to put on a happy face, while feeling rotten to the core. It’s a weird thing sometimes. I do feel a little like the hole has gotten too deep to get out of. But I’m trying to think about and express the positive things, instead of the dark things.
I’m just tired and wish everything was over.
But it’s not, so keep dragging those zombie feets across the wasteland.
28/9 2019
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Think goat thoughts. Hey, Milo.

28/9 2019
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Let’s jam

28/9 2019
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Can’t believe the upstairs neighbours didn’t invite me to their elephant dance party. That’s it, they’re off the christmas card list.
28/9 2019
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Tupperware pizza boxes for the apocalypse
28/9 2019
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When you said you were a patriot, I didn’t realise you meant for Ukraine.
29/9 2019
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This is actually quite interesting. I love Potholer’s channel, he does a lot of good ridiculing and debunking of people who don’t believe in climate change. But this is quite fascinating. When I was a kid I used to get lost in my imagination, thinking about the ancient Earth past. Ice ages and super continents. Simple life evolving in giant oceans. I remember reading some pulpy book where a time traveller stepped on a mosquito and when he came back to the present everything was changed. I think it was actually a Chose Your Own Adventure type book where you had to try not to … destroy all life. Can you imagine being there, Earth without human. What if you could scroll through Earth’s history like you scroll through a youtube video timeline. And to think this giant complex machine that has ended up here twith us today. Was it inevitable or was it unfathomably unlikely? Has it only happened here or is it happening elsewhere as we speak? What an amazing thing the universe is. And we’re just tiny blips on the timeline, ants in the cosmos, nothing in the greater picture. What an amazing evolution. Or you know, maybe it was done in 7 days by a sky wizard. Who knows.

29/9 2019
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.

29/9 2019
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The master photographer perfectly frames his shot and the magic happens.
You can learn how to operate the equipment, but some people are just born with the magic touch, that talent for making sublime art. If I could teach you, I would. I really would.
link: badly framed video
29/9 2019
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Aah! Calm yoself, Lily!

29/9 2019
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That’s all for now.