Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.

22/7 2019
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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi Day everyone.

23/7 2019
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Making bad decisions. Spent 24ish hours in bed. Good dreams. But feeling sad and tired of the world. I don’t like me, I don’t like the world.
I need to get into a better rhythm. We’re heading into a little heatwave in Denmark. Seize the chance for good exercise and summery goating. Be butter.
Sorry I’m not keeping up well with the faceboxers, but rest assured your call is very important to us. You are number [static] in the queue.
23/7 2019
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Thanks everyone

23/7 2019
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goatlog

23/7 2019
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.

24/7 2019
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Good goat times today. A gorgeous, sunny day. Hot hot hot. I think we may have gotten close to 30C/86F. Which is scorching for Denmark. And I got to talk to Ophelia today, which was lovely. Shut up.
The goats were being jerks, though. Haha. Stubborn. Usually they’re pretty good at following me around. But today they had a mind of their own, I had a hard time getting them away from forbidden haystacks and flowerbeds. I was working overtime in the heat and I started worrying I’d keel over with a heart attack or something. Ophevila and Patrick were working in the goat pen, and Ophelia told me that if I went home before they were done I could just put the gaots in the big horse pen, since the horses are still on vacation. Well, since the goats were not playing ball I said Fork It and cut greenery time short and just took the goats into the horse pen. And then I sat in the shade and cooled down. Since the horses have been gone for something like 3 weeks, there was a good deal of grass and fallen branches, so the goats had a good enough time in there anyway. Once I built up a little energy I went and ran around with them too. The horse field is such a nice, open space. Good to get the goats running. And good exercise for me in the heat.
When I went to refill the water bucket I walked along the outside of the fence and the goats zoomed along snorting in the pen. It reminded me a little of the Top Gun Maverick trailer. Cruise riding his motorcycle along with the jetplane. Except I was walking slowly along with the jetgoats.
And when I came walking back the came running along the fence again. Poor little Nuller was panting like he’d been racing the devil along the hot Georgia asphalt. He needed that water.
Walking out of the airconditioned supermarrket after grocery shopping and back into the heat was like walking out of Hoth and into Jakku. Am I right fellow Star Wars fans?
24/7 2019
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Goats in the horsepen.
Most of my photos from today seem to have turned out cruddy. I oughta try to figure out how to take photos in sunshine,eh?

24/7 2019
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Rest in peace Rutger Hauer. That Blade Runner death scene will go down as one of the greats.
I’d put a good ton of cash on it being quoted to death on the tweeter right now. unforgettable
24/7 2019
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Sitting in the shade while the goats get to work on the horse pen.

24/7 2019
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There goes Lyin’ Mueller again, claiming his report didn’t exonerate the president. Well the president read the report and said it exonerated him and article 2 says the president is right about everything and gets 2 scoops, but hey we all know lifelong democrat snowflake Mueller was inducted into THE SQUAD and it’s his fault that James Bond and Thor are going to be played by women SEND HIM HOME
24/7 2019
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Surveying the buffet

24/7 2019
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Mads from 2005.

25/7 2019
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goatlog

25/7 2019
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Exercising in the heat. Phew. It’s a killer. But pays off well. I’m at my lowest weight since 2017 now. Even though I haven’t had good control of my diet I still managed to lose some weight. I think either it’st he new diabetes meds or the fact that I’ve started drinking apple cider vinegar regularly, which I feel has good effects. So I figure, if I also get control of the diet maybe the pounds will start melting away and it’ll be super easy. Haha. Good start at least. Usually when I write about losing weight I immediately start putting it back on. Maybe this time will be different. Trying to take advantage of the heatwave to exercise hard.
It’s a minor miracle that there’s iced creams in the freezer and it’s a heatwave and the iced creams ARE STILL THERE. I wonder for how long.
25/7 2019
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Mia’s looking like ‘are you giving him treats? You better not be giving him treats’

25/7 2019
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A nice friend request from a lovely young lady wearing a bikini in her profile pic. Just another day in the goat community. I know I never go goat herding in anything but speedo and a fedora.
25/7 2019
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eating banana be like

26/7 2019
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Bob from 2013.

26/7 2019
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Good goat times today. Stars, it’s hot, though. We got above 30C/86F. That doesn’t happen all that much in Denmark. I can’t even imagine living in a place where it gets close to 40. I’d die. But it is a beautiful, summer’s day. Got the goats out for some greens. And then back to relax in the pen. Sitting up against my favourite rock, with Mia next to me in the shelter. Almost falling asleep. Me, not Mia. Well, Mia too maybe. Too hot to do anything. So hot the little goaties started migrating under the goat house. I guess that’s the coolest place in the pen. So hot that as the time to leave approached it just seemed impawsible to survive that walk home. Can’t I just stay here and sleep in the pen? Unfortunately I couldn’t afford the goat hotel and had to zombiewalk home.
26/7 2019
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Nelly and some kindergarterners were there when I arrived this morning. So they were all quite happy that I let the goats out. And the goats were quite happy that Nelly and the kids pushed branches down for them to guffaw on.

26/7 2019
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I tell you what, there’s nothing worse than leaving the supermarket without stuff that’s bad for you. Walking through the aisles, not picking up all the fattening stuff. And on a superhot day today. All I want is some chocolate milk. Milkshake. Iced creams. Cake. Walking out of there with a bag full of tomatoes and cucumbers.. truly I know the meaning of sorrow and loss. One Like = One frozen Mars bar.
26/7 2019
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Sunneh boiz

26/7 2019
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Okay, I’m going to X out of the browser and reboot into dreamland. They’re coming to take me away, haha, they’re coming to take me away, heehee, on account of the heatstroke you see, heehee, haw haw.
26/7 2019
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Bruce and Clark, and grandma and Mia, from 2014.

27/7 2019
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goatlog

27/7 2019
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Oh hey. my favourite pizza place is back from vacation. Yes, they were really closed for weeks. I had a good exercise in the heat today and the weight is alright. So I’ll treat myself. Cos it’s time to feel good, lalalaa
27/7 2019
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Ahh, pizza bloat. I missed you.
27/7 2019
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Alright, alright. I cantstanzit no more. Ima eat iced creams. It looks like the heatwave is going to die down and next week we’ll get back down to more regular Danish summer, ie struggling to get fairly above 20/68. So today is exerrcise and cheat day. I did the exercise. I did the pizza. Now I’m going to enjoy iced creams in the warm evening daze. And then we’ll see what happens. If I say enough is enough and take it easy. Or if I make the effort to lose more weight. I really wish tomatoes were still as good as years ago. I don’t know why they’re as good. If they’ve changed or if my taste buds have changed. If you’ve been with me for many years you might remember a time when I got almost skinny. That was based on a diet of tomatoes and cucumbers. I could just live off them back then. Doesn’t quite work like that anymore.
But anyway, I’m just trying to distract you from the fact that i’m eating iced creams now.
27/7 2019
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TSA, gotta check your bag, sorry.

27/7 2019
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.

28/7 2019
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Hulloh?

28/7 2019
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I love your face, Nuller.

28/7 2019
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That’s all for now.

Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.

15/7 2019
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goatlog

15/7 2019
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I wonder if my neighbours think I’m keeping goats in my apartment. Gotta remember to turn the volume down when I’m editing goat videos.
15/7 2019
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It’s weird how so often I see posts that are several days old come up in my feed because other people comment on them. But I didn’t see the posts when they were originally posted. When I go to my feed I see the same posts over and over and over, like there’s nothing new being posted. Why can’t Facebook show me the posts when they’re being posted instead of 3 days later when a friend comments on them? I hate this algorithmed dystopian future where machines try to tell me what’s imporant to me. There was a time when you could say “go to google and type in XYZ and go to page 3 and look at the first result how funny is that?!”. You can’t do that anymore because google is tracking your every move and tailoring the results to what it thinks is important to you. I’m on a Danish IP so I get Danish results even though I have told it I want English results. I don’t want your algorithm trying to guess what I want, while in the background profiling me to sell my privacyu to the ad networks.
Anyway, rant over.
15/7 2019
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Here’s some quality goat content. Hope your aligorithm likes goats! Nuller’s not too big to stand on my back yet. But it is getting close. He’s gotten quite big.

15/7 2019
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HellooOOoo ladies. Resident skirt-chaser Milo put on his eau de buck perfume and is ready for a night on the town.

15/7 2019
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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi Day everyone.

16/7 2019
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Good goat times today. Started out grey and kinda chilly. Took a long time before the sun came out and it started feeling a little summery. I know I commplained about the heatwave when we had it, but now it feels more like autumn and I’d like summer to be above 20C/68F please. Can’t the weather just be 100% perfect all the time, is that too much to ask?
Anyway, the goating was good. We went around the block and the goats snarfed all the green they could get their snouts into. Nice human visitors too. There was a mom who had to keep telling her little girl to be calm and slow when approaching the goats. The girl kept ignoring her and just running around laughing at the goats. Cute. And then there was a family, I guess, who I think were Finnish. They spoke a language that sounded Finnish to me. But a couple of them also spoke Danish. They were very nice, we talked a bit about the goats and they had a sweet boy who got to pet them. Unfortunately I was distractedf or a moment and didn’t realise that he was heading over to Milo.. and Milo did his thing. Gave him a little push. The boy fell over in the sand and started crying. He wasn’t hurt at all, but it’s scary when the giant monster goat attacks with intent to savagely eat the innocent sacrificial baby human. Oh dear. I gotta pay more attention.
I also had to pay attention to Mia. Becaus the Fins had a couple of dogs. They were very cute, very small, very well behaved and on leashes. They didn’t even bark at the goats. Maybe that’s why the goats weren’t scared of them. Normally they’re scared by dogs of all sizes. But I think Mia might have given them a headbutt if she’d gotten close. Bceause she’s the protector of the flock and she’s much bigger and probably would have given them a lesson in who’s in charge. So I made sure to keep her back. Sky went all the way over to the dogs though and was literally whiskers to whiskers with one of them. Sniffing at its face. Very cute.
Lots of fun today.
16/7 2019
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Sky’s got a mouthful!

16/7 2019
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I once made the pizza run in 12 parsecs
16/7 2019
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Milo’s got a mouthful too

16/7 2019
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Humans are the worst. Even with plenty of waste bins everywhere, people still just throw garbage. Everywhere. Trash. Everywhere. I don’t understand. I would never just throw trash on the ground. If I have trash and there’s no bin, I carry the trash until I get to a bin. Is that abnormal these days? Is it normal to just throw shit on the ground even when you’re next to a bin?
Of course I’m such a lame goody two shoes. Today in the supermarket a woman had her credit card declined. And I was already adding up in my head if I could afford to pay for her stuff. Turned out she had cash, so it wasn’t necessary. Good thing too, if I’d paid for her stuff she might have wanted to pay me back and asked for my phone number or something. Ick, human contact. Dodged that bullet.
It just seems like such a harsh, bitter world these days. Sometimes when I have my skylight window thing open I hear kids outside, and they’re like little kids playing but then they’ll say the meanest cursewordy things to each other. And there’s crime and hatred and gangs and drugs and the leader of the free world is just openly racist and sometimes it’s just really hard to keep remembering the good things in the world adn the good people, because everything seems like shit. Trash everywhere. And I looak at the world and I want to do a Christna Bale meltdown. And it feels like everything is getting worse and I don’t want to be part of it.
So anyway, I should probably remember to breathe.

16/7 2019
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Gotta remember the good things in the world.
And now I’m off to bed, to dream myself into a better world in the offreality colonies.

16/7 2019
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.

17/7 2019
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goatlog

17/7 2019
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You know, my birthday is coming up in less than a year. If you want to book Dominic to make a video saying “not Penny’s goat” and send it to me, I wouldn’t object.
link: Dominic Monaghan on cameo
17/7 2019
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If you want to have Mia send you a birthday greeting or a good luck wish or something like that, you can book her for the low cost of ONE MILLION PEANUTS, price not negotiable.

17/7 2019
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In today’s news, Trump leads a crowd chanting ‘send her back’ about American congresswoman, and Rand Paul blocks 911 victim compensation.
But at least you’re not literal nazis! *slow clap*
Whether Trump is followed by a Democrat or Republican, they’re going to have a fun time restoring America’s standing in the civilized world. Don’t worry, you already have Russia and North Korea on your side, i’m sure the rest of the world will fall in line.
18/7 2019
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Thor from 2008.

18/7 2019
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Ping and Pong from 2016.

19/7 2019
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Good goat times today. I needed that. I was supposed to go yesterday, but couldn’t. Because I couldn’t. One of those days when I couldn’t. So I spent the day and night in bed, and did have many wonderful dreams. Which was good. But it was even better to have wonderful goats today. Bit of a grey day, a few raindrops here and there. A humid warmth. Looks like we’ll be getting summer heat next week, though.
And the goats were good, we went around the block and did our best to annihilate all greens in our path. Said hi to a few families. Then back to the pen to relax. I was sitting in the shelter, out of the slight rain, and Nuller came over. You can tell what’s on his mind when his eyes start darting up to my shoulders. It’s very easy to see what he’s planning. The problem with the shetler is that it isn’t very tall… can you guess what happened? Yes, he jumped up on my shoulders and knocked his head right up into the ceiling. Bonk. Haha. Good thing their heads are built for headbutting. He was fine, and five seconds later he tried again and made it up there. No stopping that kid.
19/7 2019
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Nuller! Oh lord. I haven’t seen him go to the milk bar in a month or more. I though he was done with that. Sheesh. What a piggy. I can’t imagine Lily has much milk left for him. But Nuller definitely feels entitled to everything that’s coming to him, be it milk or treats or cuddles. Spoiled little baby. I wonder how that happened..

19/7 2019
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I had a religious experience at the supermarket today. Chocolate was 50% off.
Haha, no. There was a lady ahead of me in the queue who took an interest in me. And my blindness. She was short and stocky, reminded me of that old lady from Poltergeist. And apparently she wanted to pray for my eyes or something. It was a little hard to understand her, I think she was fighting a stutter. And talking lowly. And I was trying to be polite but also give off the vibe that I don’t like when humans talk to me. She said she was going to a birthday party tomorrow and there would be a lot of christians there and I guess they’d pray for me. So I suspect I’ll wake up tomorrow with perfect vision, glory hallelujer.
Well, I shouldn’t be snarky. It’s nice that she wanted to do something good for me. She even asked if I didn’t want her phonenumber or something. Not sure if she was out to save my soul, give me a support system or just to push her religion on me. She was nice enough, but I don’t really like when people get up close and look at my eyes like they can do something about it. I have doctors for that, you’re not going to solve my blindness by the power of christ and laying on hands.
Of course she didn’t know that I have raging social phobia and wasn’t enjoying the attention. But I mean, if you see someone in the supermarket with a broken leg you don’t stop them and stare at their leg, do you?
19/7 2019
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Hanging with the Sassymeister

19/7 2019
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Herman from 2014.

20/7 2019
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Totes scomfy

20/7 2019
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.

21/7 2019
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Feeling out of phase with the alignment
21/7 2019
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Also, I think my upstairs neighbour is trying to saw through his floor. Guess I should put a kettle on.
21/7 2019
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What did you do, Milo?
Milo swears it was like that when he got here. Not sure what happened. I’d like to think it was an accident. But knowing humans, it probably wasn’t.

21/7 2019
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Just hanging around

21/7 2019
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Milo leaning on Mia leaning on me. Let’s hope I don’t fall..

21/7 2019
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Chilloutzone

21/7 2019
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That’s all for now.