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May 5th, 2019

Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.

29/4 2019

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Here’s a bonus Mio Monday photo. I found this in a folder of photos I was experimenting with last November. Taken with the ‘art bold’ filter on the camera I was experimenting with. I can’t tell if it looks super artificial to you normies with your ‘accurate vision’. But I kinda like it. And it’s a never-before posted photo of Mio. Exclusive for the premium subscribers.

29/4 2019

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Good goat times today. A lovely day with lots of sunshine through thin clouds. Warmer and warmer as the day wore on.
Unfortunately the newbies hadn’t been let out when I got there. Dangit. I did have some problems with the lock on the outer gate, and there was a new lock on the goat house, it doesn’t require a key but it was a little finicky to get open. Hopefully the morning guy just had problems getting in and it’ll be solved and he can start letting them out again in the mornings. Hooves crossed.
Got them all out when we went greening. The greens are getting good and the goats are enjoying them. We met nice people too. Kindergarteners out of the kindergarten. And at one point while I was sitting and watching the goats and older lady came over and sat next to me. She was excited tos ee goats out. We talked a bit, and I think she filmed the goats too. And called her friend. Who then showed up. And she was even more excited to see goats. “I never thought i’d see such a thing”. Haha. She was really happy to see goats out in the wild. And it sounded like those ladies were planning to come back and see the goats regularly. Sounded like they wanted to see Nuller grow up. Not like he’s going to get much bigger now. But they where very nice.
And then we went and relaxed in the pen. I got yawns from both Sky and Mia. I think those may have been the first yawns of the season. At lest that I have seen. When the weather gets warmer, the yawns always start coming. I do love a good goat yawn. And a good goat yarn.
29/4 2019

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Nuller is entertaining our new friends

29/4 2019

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Oh yeah. Nuller knows what the crowd wants. Show ’em those fluffy pantaloons, boy!

29/4 2019

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We did have a mishap today. Thankfully this is just the (fairly cheap) filter that I had on my lens. If this had happened to the actual camera lens then it would have been byebye camera. Hopefully my camera is still functioning properly.
What happened was, I put my camera on the fence while I was setting up to shoot a video. And the strap was hanging down. And one of the goats, I think it was Milo, managed to get his head caught in the strap and pull the camera off the fence. And then he got scared by the evil camera that was following him around so he ran around and bucked a little until he flung the camera into one of the rocks. Oh dear. Poor frightened boy. But he was fine. Better than the filter.
My eyes are always messed up after a day out in the sun, so I can’t really judge if the photos and videos I took AFTER this happened are okay. I’ll have to check tomorrow when my eyes are a little better again. Hooves crossed everything still works.

29/4 2019

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Shutting off the simulation for today. Please everyone return to your designated file folders and stand by until we resume the machines of goat.

29/4 2019

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Today will be a good day. Happy Yogi Day everyone.

30/4 2019

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I tell you what, nothing feels better than a good long hard exercise in a superhot apartment, now please take this gun and put it to my head and pull the trigger I tell you what
30/4 2019

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Here is another photo from that ‘art bold’ experiment from last November. Milo and Sky, bold works of art.

30/4 2019

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Oh dear lord. I just read that Facebook will be going through a redesign in the coming weeks? If there’s one thing I know for absolutely certain it is that change is always bad and things always get worse and there’s definitely no way they have thought about visually impaired people during the process. Fuckety fuck-fuck fuck.
Not that I’m pessimistic or anything. Hey guys, wanna go back to Myspace?
30/4 2019

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I think there’s a me in there somewhere

1/5 2019

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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.

1/5 2019

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Good goat times today. Lovely, warm day. Though with some cold wind especially in the morning. But it’s going to get a little colder now, so I had to get out and enjoy it. And that I did. Just as I arrived at the goat pen there came a group of kids, kindergarteners I think. “ARE YOU THE GOATS FRIEND?!” one asked. They were pleased that the goats had friends. And then the goats went out and started attacking the greens, with kids scurrying around them, bravely petting them and laughing at random goat things. Kinda like what I do. Also laughing every time a goat peed or pooped. One of their adults said “look, you can see where the poop comes out”. What I like to call a ‘Keiko moment’.
Later on I was sitting and watching the goats when one of the playground workers arrived. I should know his name.. but ..face blindness. You know. I think he’s actually the supervisor, the head of the whole hing. Well anyway, he stopped and said hi. Gave some cuddles to Nuller, who had jumped up on the bleachers. And he said “it’s so great that you come and take the goats out, the kids really love it”. So that was very nice to hear. Good to be appreciated. Good to be able to give some good experiences, especially to the kids. And just people in the neighbourbood. Many people are surprised when they see the goats outside. Sometimes they come and ask if they escaped or if I took them out haha. And the kindergarteners always come running happily to the fence to see them. “The goats are out!” is a phrase I hear a lot. We should entertain at birthday parties.
1/5 2019

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The goats entertaining

1/5 2019

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As per tradition, nsfw

1/5 2019

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More entertaining. They earned their treats today

1/5 2019

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JUMANJI!
(THE OLD ONE)
1/5 2019

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Don’t forget to stop and eat the grass

1/5 2019

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Apparently they’re working on a Willow tv series. I can dig it. I loved Willow. But hear me out, they still need to finish the Ewok trilogy. Get Busy, Warwick.
2/5 2019

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I am shutting down life support for the night. Please get to your stasis chambers and prepare to hibernate. I am probably going on a dream quest, so you might not see me for a day. Please enjoy the scheduled posts on Mia’s page, and also the hallucinations from the cryo freeze.
2/5 2019

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Today will be a good day. Here’s Herman from 2014.

3/5 2019

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Aww. Rest in peace, Peter Mayhew. Say hi to Carrie for us.
3/5 2019

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I dreamt that I partied with David Lynch. Now you know, if anyone throws a great dream party it’s gotta be David Lynch.
Unfortunately I don’t really remember any of it now. It was one of the first dreams in a series of many. But I bet it was a hoot. And scary as fork.
3/5 2019

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Milo comfy

3/5 2019

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Hey, Mia. No hanky-panky.

3/5 2019

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When the moon hits my face like a big pizza plate that’s… what I’m eating
3/5 2019

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Little matchstick people in an endless universe, think think they are so important. wonder why the universe doesn’t answer them when scream into the night sky. building towers and flying planes, dancing around monuments to themselves, while the universe just laugh because we tickle it when we move
3/5 2019

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I give up, what are we looking at?

3/5 2019

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An unboxing match between Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield. The first one to unbox 20 amazon packages wins.
Or… current boxers which is a thing I know about because sports, go team go team!
3/5 2019

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Today will be a good day. It is a big day, we have fb company coming! Hopefully everything will go ok. Thoughts and prayers, I gotta human today! Here’s grandma all the way back from 2012.

4/5 2019

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Good goat times today. I don’t usually go in the weekend. Might be the first time at the new playground in fact. But as I said, we had visitors coming. Gabi Wolff and two of her daughters from Germany. Naturally I was very nervous, borderline panic attacking. But it went fine. At least from my point of view. They were very, very nice and I did my best at humaning, including awkward hugs and all. Hope I didn’t come off to weird haha. And I hope they had a good time. It seemed like it. They were very happy to see the goats. Gabi seemed thrilled! They’ve actually visited the goats at least once before (or more?) but this was the first time when I was actually there. Lots of laughing and photo taking as we walked around. The goats seemed a little perturbed at first I think, they’re only used to one craze human following them around! But the visitors brought treats, so they were suddenly very popular. Treats are a great icebreaker at parties.
I managed to do a little talking too. I realised that while I don’t really speak much German, I do understand quite a bit. Denmark and Germany are physically connected and we get their TV and we have German in school (but I choose French instead back then, so I hadn’t had much German). Structurally I think our languages are quite close, so there were several times when they were discussing how to say something in English and I actually understood the German. Funny that.
And hey, I survived. It’s almost like there’s an actual human somewhere in there.
Good times were had by me and the goats, nad hopefully by our visitors too. I think they’re planning to stop by again next week when they’re returning home from their holiday. So I’ll probably be seeing them again.
4/5 2019

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You brought treats? We love treats!

4/5 2019

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Everyone’s goat their goat on

4/5 2019

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I know some people are annoyed by the whole Star Wars Day thing, but come on. Can’t you let us have this ONE DAY where we get to openly admit we love Star Wars. This ONE DAY where we can be ourselves and get some attention? Is that too much to ask?!
Maybe the fourth be with you why not, padawannabes.
4/5 2019

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Luckily we got goats enough for everyone
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4/5 2019

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Alright, I am pretty drained. I am going to go flow into the nether realms of the force . Maybe I can find some force ghost goats. Can you imagine, all my passed on goat friends lined up as shimmering force ghosts. Gave myself a little heartburn there….
anyway, enjoy your weekend. See you tomorrow.
— recharge mode —
4/5 2019

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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.

5/5 2019

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goatlog

5/5 2019

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A little biscuitface for your Sunday smiles

5/5 2019

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Hi, are you taking a picture?

5/5 2019

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updated his profile picture.
Resting 8bit face

5/5 2019

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Visitors Day
link: visitors video
5/5 2019

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Just hanging out

5/5 2019

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That’s all for now.


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Weezerpalooza

April 28th, 2019

Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.

22/4 2019

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I had plans for the day, but I dreamt it away. Just to feel. Just to see. Something. Else. Anything. It’s tempting to cut the tether and let the helium balloon fly away..
22/4 2019

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Senor Fluffypants enjoying the view. Are you enjoying the view?

22/4 2019

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Definitely need to get Nuller in the Fancy Pants Parade.

22/4 2019

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Sky found herself a nice little spot to sit while still being able to reach the hay.

22/4 2019

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So, do the thrones turn into like cars and planes and boats?
23/4 2019

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Watch out, Sky. I think Lily found your hideyhole. You may have competition now.

23/4 2019

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I think Spring is officially going. Needing to keep the space heater blowing air instead of hot air. Luckily I GOT YOUR HOT AIR RIGHT HERE *knocks on skull*
23/4 2019

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Today will be a good day. Happy Yogi Day everyone

23/4 2019

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Good goat times today. Lovely warm day with good sunshine. Bit of a cold wind, though, so the jacket stayed on while we were out of the pen.
Oh, but all the goats were out in the pen when I got there. and it’s no longer Easter vacation. So, it looks like the morning guy is letting them all out together in the morning now. That’s really good.
Took them up to the grassy hill next to the bleachers. Good grazing, some fun running around, and some visitors got upclose and personal goat time. Not too bad. Then back to the pen to relax. Dazing in the sunshine. Sitting with Mia on the bench is so sweet. Her face resting in my lap as she begins to snore.
Did have a little mishap though. There’s sawed off piece of pallet that’s usually used to hold the water bucket firm. But the water bucket wasn’t in it today for some reason and I managed to step on it in a way that made it flip up in the air and hit me right on the knee. Oh my flirpshoy, that hurt bad. I thought I’d broken a kneecap or something. The pain quickly wore off, thankfully. Hopefully it won’t be too bad in the morning. And at least it didn’t hit any of the goats. Humans are expendable.
Got to say a quick hi to Ophelia too, that’s always nice.
Shut up.
23/4 2019

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A little more new territory today. The stage. Here’s Nuller, the player.

23/4 2019

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Scoot, kids!

23/4 2019

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When is Weezer making a cover of Too Many Cooks, tho?
23/4 2019

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It’s gonna take a lot to drag me away from you.

23/4 2019

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Shutting down the multiverse for today. Please stay in your designated safezone. If you plan to travel between the worlds please be advised that the birds sing a pretty song and there’s always music in the air.
tomorrow you see
23/4 2019

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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.

24/4 2019

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Not feeling so great. Sad and apathetic. Bloated and icky. Headachey and dumb and useless. Like the world’s gone owt askew on the treddle. Oh well. Hopefully it will correct soon.
24/4 2019

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Think goat thoughts

24/4 2019

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How To Not Be Seen.
#1
The Fluffybutt

24/4 2019

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Currently playing Kentilla. Pretty happy about his.
25/4 2019

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Today will be a good day. Here’s Mads (and Magnethe) from 2007.

25/4 2019

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I’m gonna go dance with my demons. Might wear stilettos and step on some toes.
25/4 2019

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Today will be a good day. Here’s Large from 2013.

26/4 2019

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Did someone order EXTRA FLUFFY

26/4 2019

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Bad Influencers: a dark social media comedy. Coming soon to a theater near infinity AND BEYOND
26/4 2019

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Sky is on watch duty. i think she saw someone moving inside the building. So she stood there and stared at them for a couple of minutes to make sure there was no danger. Nothing gets by goats.

26/4 2019

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Here’s an idea for something they could make. A cupboard, but when you open it there’s like a mini representation of your favourite band playing songs.
I don’t know, I just got this image in my head of opening a cupboard and then there’s Weezer playing Take On Me. It would probably be difficult to get actual Weezer to stand inside your cupboard and just wait for you to open it so they could play. But maybe some kind of hologram or something.
Maybe I shouldn’t have licked that toad. But I mean, the check cleared so I felt obligated. What? What? Oh, it’s Friday night in the head that Lasse built

26/4 2019

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Here’s another idea for Weezer: Go around from door to door and start playing when people open. Like Christmas Carolers, but Weezer. “HEY HONEY, WEEZER IS AT THE DOOR. DO WE HAVE ANY CHANGE?!”
PS, This is now a Weezer influencer blog
26/4 2019

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You know what’s funny? I still haven’t watched Inception. Isn’t that funny considering my love for dreams? What’s the deal with that?! *seinfeld theme*
26/4 2019

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Today will be a good day. Here’s Popcorn from 2015.

27/4 2019

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il y a une baguette
27/4 2019

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I miss Twin Peaks The Return. It wasn’t perfect, but there was something so terrifically exciting about putting on a new episode and having absolutely no idea what to expect. A ten minute scene of a guy sweeping peanut shells? Or the birth of nuclear evil ripping time and space apart. Not since Lost did I feel so excited tuning into every new episode of a TV show. I wonder if there will ever be another show like that for me.
27/4 2019

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il y a un Milo

27/4 2019

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I am shutting down for today, to sleep a long time. I’ll let Weezer come out from under my bed and sing me lullabyes until I drift off. Then they can get to work polishing the silverware and arranging my cereal according to height of the boxes. Gotta keep them occupied or they breed like cockroaches.
Do.. do cockoraches breed? Or do they multiply by cellular division and or occult rituals?
This concludes today’s broadcast from the Weezer News Network.
PS Thanos was just Ashton Kutcher in disguise punking everyone for MTV SPOILERS
27/4 2019

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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.

28/4 2019

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This is one of Milo and Sky’s favourite places these days. When it’s time to relax in the sun and digest the greens. I love how they sit down together, still super close.

28/4 2019

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I dreamt that the bees released all our nudes and that we were all telepathically connected
28/4 2019

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goatlog

28/4 2019

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Just a couple of boys in the sun

28/4 2019

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We all fall down
link: camera fall video
28/4 2019

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That’s all for now.


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