Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.

18/3 2019
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I ended up going to bed yesterday, in the middle of the day. Tired of the world. Slept a great long time. And had series of wonderful dreams. My favourite was one that was like an American tv show, I was a black teen in school (which is funny because I’m the whitest white that ever whited) and there was a lot of drama and I got expelled and it really was like a tv show. Sometimes my dreams are like that. There was another dream where I was communicating with goats by sign language, but it was streamed to twitter. I think.
And there was so much more. I love my dream.s The dreamworld is so beautiful, clear and real. The real world is a drag and Dean Cain is an ass. Why would I want to be here?
Oh right. Goats. And you guys. I guess. You’re alright.
18/3 2019
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Good goat times today. Had a ritual blood letting at the doctor’s first. To appease the Old Ones. Then onto the goats, whomst are much less satanic than some humans I know. But I digress. Took them all out of the pen for some grazing. Longer than I have before. Everyone behaved nicely. Had some fun running around. At one point there came a singsong voice from the kindergarten fence. “Oh nice man, can you get the goats to come over here?”. The kindergarteners wanted a closer look. So I brought the goats over to the fence and much rejoicing was had. Although the goats were a little disappointed that they had been to invited to a party that didn’t include hors d’oeuvres, or indeed any food at all. Terrible hosts, I tell you. Back to the grass instead. Not that the grass is much good yet either. But it’s something to do. And then we hung out in the pen, with silly goating around and uncle’s fresh fruit delivery service. Now we’re talking. Bleat bleat.
18/3 2019
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Out goating

18/3 2019
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This kid, tho. I can’t even with this kid.

18/3 2019
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Btw, Kristen Bell never showed up for my birthday. So I’ll be refunding all your kickstarter donations, thanks.
18/3 2019
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It’s humbling seeing Egg Boy being more of a man than [insert names of feckless politicians, and Dean Cain]
18/3 2019
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Currently listening to a Danish audiobook (Dennis Jürgensen for the win) and the name “Jabba The Hutt” was in the text and the narrator pronounced it as if it was a Daish name. Iaba de Hoot. I can dig it.
18/3 2019
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A Shawshank Redemption reboot starring all the Trump campaign people going/gone to prison.
18/3 2019
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Alright, let’s have some darn goats.

18/3 2019
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18/3 2019
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goatlog

18/3 2019
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Yo mama so meme
19/3 2019
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Brb, working on a spec script for a new Indiana Jones movies. In which he fights nazis, again. Yes, it’s set in 2019 and… DO YOU GET IT NAZIS AMIRATE WAKE UP SHEEPLE
19/3 2019
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Squad goats

19/3 2019
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Today will be a good day. Happy Yogi Day everyone.

19/3 2019
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I smelled smoke earlier and wondered if I had shorted circuit or my space heater was setting something on fire. Just read on the newses that the fire brigade is fighting a fire in my neighbour. So I guess that explains that. I think it might be in the new building they’re building across the road from me.
19/3 2019
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home boys n goat girlz

19/3 2019
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.

20/3 2019
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Watcha gon do with all that fluff, all that fluff in those pantaloons?

20/3 2019
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goatlog

20/3 2019
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Man, the birds were really ahead of the game. We all should have been angry a long time ago.
20/3 2019
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Nuller Man says hi
link: Nuller video
20/3 2019
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It’s interesting how people shape reality in their heads. Like, people who think they live in a democracy but also think that their vote should matter more or less depending on their geographical location. I don’t get how that can be reconciled in your head. Yet it is for about half of Americans. Go figure.
I know it sucks for people in rural areas, but yes. A more densely populated area should get more votes. Because there are more people in it. And one person should be one vote. Hence lots of people should mean lots of votes. That may suck if you live in a place with few people. But the other way around… is not democracy.
Of course it’s not surprising that the people who most often win without getting most votes wouldn’t want it to be changed. I just feel like then you should make sure to be upfront and say it when talking about it. Say “we can’t win in a democracy so we prefer to not have a democracy”.
Convince me otherwise, I dare you.
20/3 2019
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Hey look, a goat. Now let me tell you about Sassy’s radical political observations…
21/3 2019
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I know this isn’t relevant to anything, but if you’re a fan of the Alien franchise (and the Predator one as well) this youtube channel is really great. Lots of theories and explanations and deep dives on subjects. Great stuff. 10/10 would facehug again.
link: Alien Theory Youtube channel
21/3 2019
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it is an old sin and you carry it like a plague, spreading your kind as disease wherever you go, born to multiply and die and corrupt the soil you rot in
21/3 2019
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we love you gojira

21/3 2019
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Popcorn and Peanut from 2015.

21/3 2019
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Good goat times today. Pleasant temperatures upwards of 10C/50F. Didn’t wear my sweater today. Did wear a blouse and a t-shirt under a heavy winter coat. But then I kept the coat open most of the day, and it was too hot walking home. So maybe it won’t be long before I can drop the winter coat. That’d be a treat.
Let the goats out for some fun. We went the furthest yet. All the way up to the bleachers. Remember those? Nobody got on them, though. Mia got up on the bench next to them. The newbies didn’t get up on the elevated part. But it was nice walking up the grass, along the kindergarten fence. With kids cheering us on. And then a fun run back to base camp.
Good times at the pen also. Several visitors at the fence. They always get happy when I pick up Nuller and go over to them so they can pet him. Big hit at parties.
I can tell things are more complicated now, with 6 goats. As soon as I give one a treat I have a circle of beggars around me. Yeah, I can tell the treat budget is increasing. I may have to start a fundraiser. (Just kidding, I’d just end up spending it all on pizza. I’m a crook!). I don’t mind spending the money. Although I may need an extra pair of pants to have pockets to carry all the treats.
It can be complicated to make sure everyone gets attention too. They all get along okay, with the stipulation that they don’t mix much. If the newbies approach then Milo and Sky still run away. Unless it’s just Lily, then maybe they’ll stand their ground. I want them to butt heads instead of run away. That’s how you get to know each other and settle the hierarchy. But i can be hard to make sure everyone gets their share. Got a couple of boys who want to jump on my back, a couple of gals who want smooches, and a couple of gals who think they should be in charge of everything. Yeah, whoever said it was easy to hang out with goats!?
With the extra faces and all the fun, it’s taking more time to edit photos and film as well. I may have to hire an assistant. Submit your application in bleating, please.
I’m not really complaining of course. It’s my happy place and I’m thankful I have it. Goat only knows where I’d be without them.
21/3 2019
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Gone Goatin’. Don’t miss Milo and Sky at the fence, entertaining the kindergarteners.

21/3 2019
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I forgot how wonderful this was. Even more funny when you remember him running around with his half-brother Peanut, who was soo well-coordinated. Peanut rarely took a wrong step, while Popcorn just tumbled around like he was in a bouncy castle. Goat, I loved those kids. I miss all my kids.
link: Popcorn & the backpack video
21/3 2019
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Sky’s too cool for goat school

21/3 2019
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Turns out Max was way ahead of the game. We should all have been mad a long time ago.
21/3 2019
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Tuning out for today. I’m ahead of the game, guess we all should have been asleep by now.
If you need me, call 555-DREEMURR and ask for your money back, no questions asked.
21/3 2019
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Today will be a good day. I dreamt about grandma. thank you

22/3 2019
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Milo is planning his ascend

22/3 2019
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It was nice seeing grandma in my dreams. It was a pretty funny dream. She was in the goat house, and she was cold so she wanted me to put a log on fire for her. Not on THE fire, but on fire. She wanted me to light a log on fire so she could lie on it. Which caused a lot of problems because I kept accidentally setting the (wooden) house and all the straw on fire. Apparently the house and straw being on fire was dangerous, but a burning log was fine to sit on? Okay, grandma!
Yesterday when I was with the goats, the handicap badge fell of my jacket. When I went to put it back on, I realised that the place I put it on my sleeve is the place that was torn when I was hunting grandma in the thick branches last year. Remember that? My mother sewed it together. Maybe it was seeing that and the memories that sent out a beacon that got grandma to drop by in the dream.
22/3 2019
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Hey, America. I have an idea for you.
How about you get rid of the Electoral College. Wait, hear me out. And then rural America, in order to not get fucked over you import a shit-ton of refugees and immigrants. That way you get as many votes as the densely populated states. Plus you get the joyous feeling of helping out people in need. If you’re a so-called Christian, shouldn’t that be a goal in itself? Instead of throwing refugee children in cages, give them some farmland. Make the world a better place and get to experience that thing called democracy. Then you just need to fix the gun problem and do something about health care and you will also be able to annoy your friends by smugly mentioning that you live in one of the happiest countries in the world. Try it, you might like it!
Call me, Beto.
22/3 2019
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Here’s my prediction. Republicans will not believe it if the Mueller report incriminates Trump. And Democrats won’t believe it if it doesn’t.
SHARP POLITICAL ANALYSIS FROM ASKEW, subscrub for more and don’t forget to ring that bell. Tune in tomorrow when my guests will be Rudy Giuliana, Egg Boy and First Mistress *reads card* Stormy Daniels. Count Chocula had to cancel due to him being deported by ICE.
22/3 2019
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This is a public apology on behalf of the goat party. Nuller wishes it to be known that the human has been reprimanded and will not happen again.

22/3 2019
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Heads or tails?

22/3 2019
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William Barr: “What report?” *finishes chewing pages of paper and swallows*
Gayle King: “Williiiam”.
22/3 2019
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If you want to be part of the gang, you gotta pay the price. How much pasta do you have?

22/3 2019
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A special treat for the premium subscribers. A preview of a future video. Nuller’s first taste of tomato. But look at Mia, watching like a hawk. That’s the good thing about Nuller being so small. I can lift him up on the roof of shelter and I can give him stuff without the others interrupting. If Mia had wings she’d be swooping in.

23/3 2019
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Here’s the Nuller report. Still cute.

23/3 2019
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Today will be a good day. Here are the Ping Pong twins from 2016.

23/3 2019
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Who’s that little fluffybutt there? Ah, it’s Sky. She still goes in her little hidey hole sometimes. Safe from big goats.

23/3 2019
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Newbies on parade

23/3 2019
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What the Hugstables.
Wait, that’s probably not appropriate anymore.
Well, I am heading off into the great unknown. If you need me just follow the goat berry trail.

23/3 2019
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.

24/3 2019
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Whoa Black Beauty, bam-a-lam

24/3 2019
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Look what got mail! A couple of birthday cards.
Thank you Cindy Porter for the musical card! I’ll be shaking my booty to the rhythms!
And thank you CarolAnn Ellis for the beautiful card and the beautiful words within!
Much obliged!

24/3 2019
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24/3 2019
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bla bla bla, stupid steam letting, don’t read.
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Wanted to say something about the second Parkland survivor killing themself. But what can you say that you haven’t said before? You don’t want gun control. You say it’s a mental health issue but you still leave the kids to kill themselves. You see an immigrant kill someone and you want to build walls, but you still let the white terrorists keep shooting up yuor country. And your leader insinuates that the military, police and bikers will get violent if he doesn’t get his way. You let the people who profit from guns write your legislation. You let the guy with the fewest votes run your country. You don’t give a shit about human life, once it’s born. You don’t give a shit about animal life, I mean you say you do but you still elect leaders that worship the corporations while the environment suffers. And it’s going to be another 6 years of Trump, because republicans don’t care that he’s openly racist, misogynistic, lying his ass of. Fine with being allied with Russia and North Korea. And he doesn’t need the most votes to win, so how canhe fail. Keep all the coloured people from voting, even though the actual exposed real voter fraud is by a Republican. And the Jerry mandering, what’s the deal with airplane food? and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on. I slept 20+ hours but I just want to go back to bed. stupid world stupid lasse stupid world stupid lasse. stop hitting yourself stop hittin
24/3 2019
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I wish I had some chocolate. Nevermind selling girlscout cookies to stoners, setup shop selling chocolate to depressed people.
24/3 2019
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Showing off the horns. They grow too fast.

24/3 2019
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Everything is great tra la la goats

24/3 2019
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Hi Sky

24/3 2019
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That’s all for now.

I love Milo. Such a good boy.
link: Milo lapgoat video
11/3 2019
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“In unearthed audio, Tucker Carlson makes numerous misogynistic and perverted comments ”
In before Gayle King interview. ROBERT. I like beer #NicerBoats grab them by the pussy swear on a bible
11/3 2019
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Like and share if you think tomatoes are fish
11/3 2019
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It’s 3:08 am and all I can think about is having a fish tank with tomatoes now. I wonder if tomatoes float or sink?
I guess if they sink to the bottom you know they’re dead and you need to buy new tomatoes. For your fish tank.
If I ever go on vacation I’ll have to hire someone to feed my tomatoes while I’m gone. Otherwise I’ll return home and find them all sunk to the bottom.
I think my sanity is swimming upstream. What kind of bait should I use to catch it?
11/3 2019
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“Stop the invasion of Islam to the free world!”
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You know, free as long as you think what we want you to think and believe in the god we tell you to believe in. Follow the rules of our holy book, burn the others. Wear a cross around your neck, but not cloth around your head. Otherwise stay on the other side of the walls we’re building.

11/3 2019
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Today will be a good day, and I’m perfectly sane. Happy Mio Monday everyone.

11/3 2019
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Good goat times today. A lovely day. It was a cold morning, but there was a lot of sunshine so it quickly warmed up. By the time I reached the playground it was already comfortably mild. Spent most of the day with my coat off. Still in a sweater and blouse. But taking the heavy coat off feels good.
Took all the goats out for a little grazing. Just a few minutes. The grass isn’t really good enough for it yet. But it’s good practice for when the greens come in. Getting the newbies more comfortable with being out.
And then just a lot of sitting around, loving on the goaties. At one point Mia walked off and went to the bench and got up and sat on it. I was happy to see that. We usually only spend time on the bench when I lure them over there to film something. I’m glad they use the bench on their own accord too. It’s only now the weather is starting to get good enough to lounge on it, since I dragged it up there during the winter.
I went to film Mia sitting on the bench, but before I could get started Sky jumped up and joined her. Then they sat there together. Big girl and little girl. So sweet. And then later Milo joined them too. He couldn’t quite find a space to sit down with them, but he was standing there while Sky and Mia sat down. The gruesome threesome on the bench. Very lovely, very sweet. I spent a good deal of time on the bench too. Sitting with various combinations of goats at various times. You can clearly tell the difference between the newbies and the oldfurs, how they’ve been brought up. Milo and Sky are so content to sit on my lap and relax. They grew up with a silly human that insisted on having them as lapgoats. The newbies are perfectly comfortable with humans and love being petted, but they didn’t grow up weith weird scrufft looking goat herders forcing them to be lapgoats. Lily is so small and petite that I can lift her easily and put her in my lap. If I distract her with treats or scratchies she’ll sit sort of still, but once I stop she’ll immediately start trying to get up. I haven’t even tried with Sassy. She’s got a little more temperament and she’s on the verge of being too big to be lifted. Nuller of course loves it. If I don’t pick him up he’ll jump up there by himself. So in time I guess it’ll be 3 lapgoats and 3 notsomuchies. Mia would probably still do it, but she inherited the gravitational pull from grandma… It’s still lovely sitting next to her on the Mio bench. Chewing her cud, slightly snoring in the sunshine.
It’s going to be even better when the weather gets warmer. Dazing in the sunshine with bellies full of green. That’s the life.
11/3 2019
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Mia on the bench, while she still had it to herself.

11/3 2019
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I got a message from, I think it was a journalism student, something like that. He wanted to come by to do a project on Mia. But ut turns out he thought we were still at the old playground, and the project was supposed to be about the neighbourhood that playground is situated in. So I had to tell him we don’t live there anymore, we moved a couple of years ago. I kinda feel like I dodged a bullet there, haha. I mean it would have been fun to be interviewed and the subject of a journalism project, but it would also have involved talking to people. So you know. Bullet. It was fun when that Scottish photographer did it a few years a go. Remember that? I never found out if she actually used her photos for a project, she was a student too I believe, or if she ended up doing something else. In any case I got a bunch of great photos taken by a real photographer out of it, so that was good.
I’m still waiting for Oprah to get in touch to do a story about us.
11/3 2019
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Mia and Sky on the bench. Look at them. So sweet.

11/3 2019
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And here we have the 3 oldfurs on the bench. I’m not sure how easy it is for your normies to see Sky, but she’s still sitting there in the shadows between Mia and Milo. Mia and her babies from another mama.

11/3 2019
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Ladies and gentlemen, without a safety net I shall now perform a 180 flip-flop. I shall now amputate, I shall now contort.
Actually, on second thought I think I’ll just go to bed. Dream of a river full of tomatoes swimming upstream. Salmons of doubt and dolphins with cheshire shark smiles. Exploding trouts and winged halibuts. I have shot the president, I’m queen of Brittain for a cent. Wingnuts and dingbats, ring around the roses, tiger in the tank, circus elephants and mickey slipping mice, tripping daisies.
Oh you know, words. I know words. I am the dictionary and I am quite contrary. Hail to the thief and his harem of pornstars. Sleep with the fishes and pay them off later.
Freestyle, $5 or best offer.
END STATEMEN
11/3 2019
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.
(Yogi Day, of course)

12/3 2019
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I’m pretty sure I dreamt that I photoshopped my head onto Arnold Schwarzenegger’s body.
Don’t ask.
12/3 2019
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Well, it’s been an interesting day on twitter. Apparently Lori Loughling and Felicity Huffman were part of some college admittance scam? (Rich people using money to fuck over poor people, what a shocker). And apparently Johnny Depp was the good guy all along and Amber Heard was the one abusing him (I hope this is true, because I want Depp to be the good by. But stuff like this and that Jussie guy just makes it easier for .. the youknowhos.. to say ‘there’s no such thing as hate crimes, #metoo is all lies’)
And then you have the president making it out like Hollywood is a cesspool, when he’s got a Hollywood star himself. Sheesh. What a world, am I right folks? No wonder I prefer goats.
12/3 2019
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Definitely prefer goats

12/3 2019
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If I had 3 wishes I’d bring Robin Williams back
12/3 2019
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Hay

13/3 2019
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Today will be a good day. Happy actual hump day.

13/3 2019
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Why are you not pancakes?
13/3 2019
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Sunshine on Lily

13/3 2019
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On the lookout

13/3 2019
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bad rambling post, even for my standards. Don’t read if you don’t wanna get mad.
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‘The Volatile Mermaid @OhNoSheTwitnt
“Gender neutral public bathrooms are endangering girls!” shouted Tucker Carlson who said he wanted to fuck a “vulnerable” underage Miss Teen USA contestant.’
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He’ll have to fight his way past the President of the United States of America who is on record saying that he bursts into their changing rooms to catch them naked, which is a fact that was known before he was elected I do believe. Happy Wednesday, thanks for upholding the high moral standards, good christians. PS you can buy a bible signed by Trump on ebay now in case you want to make sure to go to hell. I guarantee Trump has banged more pornstars than he’s read paragraphs in the bible.
PPS. It was interesting to see good Republicans who are supposed to be all about Thou Shalt Not Kill and all about Pro Life cheering for a father who got away with murdering a guy that murdered his daughter. Now, don’t get me wrong. I understand the father doing that. Completely. But cheering for a murder? I mean. I can’t help thinking… that’s like the terrorists. The terrorists think they have a right to kill. They think they are justified. When they fly a plane into a building they believe they are doing god’s work. And when their likeminded people cheer for what they did. Isn’t that the same? When you boil it down, it’s cheering for a guy who murdered someone because he felt it was justified. You sympathize with one, but you don’t understand others sympathize for the other.
There’s supposed to be a rule of law. You don’t get to be Judge Dredd and be jury and executioner. I don’t like it when people cheer for murder, even if I understand it. I do, I really do. That’s why you have a judge and jury give out the sentencing, not the family of the victims.
Anyway, this got completely away from me. I realise this might be upsetting even to people who normally agree with me. But fuck it, I’ll post it. WE’ll DO IT LIVE.
This concludes today’s controversial ranting. Feel free to unfriend or debate me. I’ll go calm down and post some goat stuff. Just gotta go change my clothes, because they all ripped apart when I turned into the blue smurf hulk just now.
13/3 2019
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Sorry about that. I blew up in my face. I’m going to go to bed early, because I am tired and I want to dream instead of being in this world. Dream instead. Of pancakes and flufferbies, hurricanes and strobe lights. See you in the dark, when you least expect it. OR IS IT

13/3 2019
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Today will be a good day. Everything’s fine, everything’s cool. Here’s Preben from 2013.

14/3 2019
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Apparently I broke Facebook yesterday? Sorry.
Haha. I woke up and saw several of my scheduled posts on Mia’s page hadn’t been published. I thought something had gone wrong, but I guess Facebook was down yesterday.
Anyway, I gotta exercise, see you all later. Where’s the Any key?
14/3 2019
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Is that bus ever going to get here? I’ve been waiting at the bus stop for ages.

14/3 2019
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Here is some bonus content for the premium subscribers. Exclusive behind-the-scenes footage of Milo supervising as I set up the camera.
link: bts video
14/3 2019
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Go on. Ask me what I think about Brexit. I dare ya. *fingers the trigger warning button*
14/3 2019
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The FluffyBot 3000.

14/3 2019
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Did I ever mention that my blood pressure was too high? Over the winter, as I got more unhealthy, my blood pressure got worse. They upped the meds I was taking from 1 pill to 3. That still only just got me into the acceptable levels, it was still bordering on too high. Well, now after a couple of months where I’ve started eating better and exercising again, I measured my blood pressure today. And now it’s bordering on too low, one of the numbers dipping down to too low. So that shows you what exercise and proper diet can do. I guess I’ll have to have my meds adjusted again. I have also dropped a couple of pounds, but I would have dropped a couple more if I’d stayed off the pizza completely. Oh well. There’s probably a couple of months till t-shirt weather. Hopefully I can drop at least another few pounds before then. It’s easy. Just have to not eat junk food *gnaws fist*
14/3 2019
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Today will be a good day. I’m gonna party like it’s my birthday. Miss you, grandma.

15/3 2019
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Good goat times today. Went out and partied with my friends. Bleat bleat.
A grey day, with rain on and off. It was dry right when I got there, though. Which was good because a little group of kindergarteners came by. I picked up Nuller and held him up at the fence so the kids could pet him. He’s getting bigger, but he’s still the baby.
While Nuller was being adored, the others put on a big circus. I think it was another of those hormonal days. Headbutting and chasing wagging tails. Sassy was doing grumbly grunty noises. And butting heads with Mia, who whinnied her disapproval. Milo and Sky pushing each other off the rocks. I think I need to switch them to decaf.
One of the little kindergarteners told them to stop it, I think shew as a little frightened by the headbutting. It does look quite violent. The goats didn’t listen to her suggestion.
Other than that it was mostly just sitting around. passing out treats, watching the rain. I did manage to get an (almost) bloody nose. Nuller was sitting in my lap but wanted to get up, so he ended up jabbing his growing horn into my nose. Happy birthday to me!
Goats are the gift that keeps on giving. Bruises and smiles.
15/3 2019
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Birthday smoochies

15/3 2019
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Well, I am going to start heading to the bedplace. It’s been a weird day. I haven’t mentioend it yet, but of course what happened in New Zealand has been on my mind. It’s been hard being really happy today. If you know me, you know these kinds of things drag me into dark places. Thes stupid empathy muscle working overtime. And you know how I feel about the world. But thankfully the day has also been a long line of sweet posts, keeping me distracted and showing me that I’m lucky to know such a bunch of good people. I’m just some guy on the internet, it warms my heart that you all care. I think this is the most I’ve said “thank you” since that time I won a year’s supply of pizza. Wait, I think that was a dream.
Thank you all for letting the light in. I hope I managed to reply to everyone. I will probably have a few to catch up with tomorrow. Don’t wait up, it might be a while. I have a year’s supply of pizza to dream through.
< 3 ALL
15/3 2019
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Mr Mads from 2008.

16/3 2019
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Another year older and deeper in debt. To you all for your kindness. Thank you.
16/3 2019
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Someone unfriended me on my birthday. Hahaha. Neat. I guess they saw the birthday notification and thought “WTF am I still friends with that complete bag of *****!?!” and then smashed that unfriend button. Hatters gon hat.
16/3 2019
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Here’s the video from when Lily joined Nuller on my lap.
link: Nuller & Lily in my lap video
16/3 2019
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Thank you Angeline Slaats for this lovely card! Sorry bout the cruddy photo. Thank you for all you do for your animals, thanks for the helpful talk when I was dealing with the Mio situation.

16/3 2019
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Also, shoutout to my mother for baking biscuit cake and shoutout to my dad for bringing it to me.
16/3 2019
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I’m sorry if you didn’t get an invitation to my birthday afterparty. It’s just, I have to be c areful. I had the goats screen all the applications. Gotta keep the riff-raff out. Youj know. *whispers* the humans.
16/3 2019
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Lasse ‘Two Hats’ Henriksen.
Don’t ask me how many sheds I have…

16/3 2019
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You have selected to [NOT] hear me talk about gun control. Thank you, come again.
17/3 2019
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone. Remember that time a storm brought down a big tree at the playground? This is the closest we’ve been to goats climbing trees here.

17/3 2019
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Sassy’s got a bit more temper than Lily, but she is also a sweet goat.

17/3 2019
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Milo, el fluffo grande

17/3 2019
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That’s all for now.