The Mads Show
hallo. i haf a massage from plume. first i make introduct myself. i am the mads. sorry if i maik mistaiks but i am goat so i am not used to typping much.
okay. now one massage from plume. plume sez dat he is on vakattion in his room and he has no things to be writting about. so instead he make goat do it. he pay me one nut for every all the word i speak. dat is good deal i am thinking.
i tink plume is a lot crazy. he always say it. “i crazy” “i crazy” he say. “i crazy about joo”. very crazy. but not crazy like many stuppid humanes. many stuppid humanes do give zero nuts to goats. craaazy.
now i make one joke. did joo hear da one about da goat and da nut? I ATED IT! maahahah maaaahahaaaah!
now you all people are to be sending me nuts or i will send plume to crazy house and every blog opdating will be like this is one is.
bye bye everybodies!
January 3rd, 2007 at 2:03
To: Deer Mads
From: John-Boy & Billy
Finaly that crazie Plumie man let you on the computr! Helo from Iowa goatzies. We laff and laff at your jokess, we snort also, it was soooo funy!
We ate nuts too, peanuts in shells with salted parts. Tell that lazzzy danish goat boy not to spend all time in he’s stall on vakation.
He must get out to eat hays and drink fresher water and runn around in big circle and leep about. Like goatzies do when on vakation! Too much computr make goatzies dull and constipated!
No lots of sodas either. Goatzies drink much much clean, good waters for shiny eyes and hairs and lonng goatzie beard.
Signed, yur 8-feeted friends in Iowa (thats 2 goatzies, we no how to divide, we smart goatzies-talk in Russian accent!)
January 3rd, 2007 at 2:49
HAHAHAHAHA!!
January 3rd, 2007 at 3:32
Goatzies say “hay hay” to Luis. Do u have SanDiego goatzies want to say “hay” to we goatzies in Iowa?
Da danish goat boy is crazie boy, see what he starteded. Goatzies gonna get wilder and crazier. We goazies eat much good hayes here.
Luis, us goatzies no like geeses no much either. U and us have some much in common. No like honk honk sound, just baaaaaa!
January 3rd, 2007 at 5:25
Plume!
Thank you SO much for the christmas card =) I just now got it because my roommates put it in a weird place and stuff. Great pictures. I have been having happy holidays. I hope yours were happy too =)
January 3rd, 2007 at 21:46
Well, well, well. It looks as though the world has gotten goat crazy, which I find absolutely happy about. Less wars and only the need for nuts!
And yes Deb our goats in San Diego say hey, hey to the goats in Iowa. We’re not big fans of geese. They like to chase and hate to be touched. But the goats in Denmark and the goats in Iowa are special. They like to be touched and held. And that’s wonderful!
Unfortunately, our goats can’t type like Mads and don’t have a way with words like John-Boy and Billy. They are very docile and stare at me for food. If no food, they walk away.
It’s an honor to meet you Mads and John-Boy and Billy. If you guys want to take over the world, treat Plume, Deb, and myself a bit kinder. Make us part of your cabinet and I swear we’ll give you all the treats you want.
January 3rd, 2007 at 22:18
Deb –
to: john-boy & billy
from: mads
wow dere are goat in eeeoooowwah? i think only goats in playing ground in danmarked! maybe goat every place!? maybe goat take over world and make hummanes all slavings and bring us nuts and..
OKAY MADS, THAT’S ENOUGH!
I never should have told him how to use the computer! It’s nice that he has found some new friends though. And guy friends too, who knew he would get along with other boy goats?!
Are they russian royalty by any chance? Chased away in some coup-d’etat. Or however you smell that. Hehe. I mean spell. See, Mads isn’t the only one who can make jokes!
Traci – You’re welcome, happy new year and everything to follow!
Luis – Maybe a goat president would be an improvement over Bush? Maybe if we send a flock of goats after him they will try to eat him because they think he is a bush. It couldn’t hurt. And maybe some laws can be passed against geese and
MAAAAHHAHAHAAHAHah my computter! mads is master of every all thingies and no peoples can stop me! i shall now writte out all my philosophoies about liffe. number first: when hummanes skrach joo.. hmm, wait one second. what is dis buttoon? it is saying RESET. maybbe it will set many nuts to me??? i will pressure it with my mihhhty goat hornies and see what happ
January 4th, 2007 at 4:26
Yes, John-Boy and Billy are Royal Russian Rotund pygmy goats. They have little crowns they wear on special Russian holidays. And I wear my crown with the diamonds that the squirrels gave to me for all the good work I’ve done for them.
Silly danish goat boy, we no eat Mr. Prez Bush! We are vegater, vegatable, vegitarians, vegganitarns . . . we eat grasses and much hayes.
(Our spellings are no good) Please to tell yur Mads goatzie he become our adopted brother goatzie. We do many head-buttings and make much buck noises and gruntses when we are togetthher.
Yur gud friends: John-Boy & Billy in Iowa
January 4th, 2007 at 22:09
Deb – It must be quite a sight when you are out walking with the goats, the sunlight glimmering in all the diamonds! I think I’ll have to teach Mads to wear diamonds, so he’ll fit in. He’s quite fond of ice diamonds, I know.
January 6th, 2007 at 19:57
You all are funny and make me belly laugh. Only goats here in Albuqerque are at the fair in the Big Red Barn and then they are the pygmy goats(with their kids) – I love to watch them and always put a penny in their slot to vote for them. Take care.
January 6th, 2007 at 22:29
Debbie – You don’t have to be crazy to read my blog, but it doesn’t hurt! Take care, my friend.
January 11th, 2007 at 2:52
This seriously cracked me up. Mind if I watch your blog?
:)
January 11th, 2007 at 20:08
Laura – I don’t mind at all! I added your lj a couple of days ago in f act. Anyone who posts pictures of goats is okay in my book!