Balls
Good goat times today. Gorgeous day. High sun and upwards of 22C/71F. That’s a good summer’s day in Denmark. Lots of lounging around and relaxing. Goats panting from the heat. Breaks to drink water from the buckets. Spent some good time sitting on the grassy end of the mountain watching the goat graze too.
Quite a lovely day, nothinig too exciting happening, but we’re just enjoying the sun while we have it.
I din’t get quite enough sleep last night, so I was almost dozing off in the sunshine too. Rolling over on my side like a zonking goat. Maybe I should put up a hammock. And then take it down a minute later when a goat is tangled up in it.
Now I think I’ll treat myself to a little soup.
24/6 2024
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It’s a beautiful day for it.
24/6 2024
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Can’t remember the last time the goats used the left platform. Must be last summer I think. But today Sky went up there to sit in the sun.
24/6 2024
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Look! Sky channeled Yogi and did a little flappy tongue fun. I wonder if that’ll be a new regular thing.
25/6 2024
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Got an hour twenty on the bike today. Legs felt good, sun was powering in. A good session. Now I’m going to grab a bite to eat, a plateful of tomato and cucumber, and then tonight it’s time for Denmark’s last group stage game in the ballsportsfoot. Against Serbia. Hard to know exactly where we stand, but we have a decent chance ot qualifying for the knockout round. Knockout those balls, guys!
25/6 2024
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The feetsballsports is over for tonight. Denmark drew for the third time in the group stage, 0-0 against Serbia. But that was enough to take second place in the group. after England. I know Americans will admire the sport even more. Three games, no wins, but we’re through! Haha.
Well, now we’re going to meet Germany. The hosts. And they are way better than us. We did okay against England but we’re not at Germany’s level, and they have home advantage. Hard to imagine we have a chance. I’ll refrain from going into a long ramble about that glorious day in 1992, the bset year, when we won the European Championship by beating.. Germany, in the final.
Hey, we live to fight another day. It was a real nailbiter today. See you Saturday, German friends!
25/6 2024
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Good goat times today. Bloody gorgeous day. Maybe teh warmest yet, up to 25C/77F. That’s hot for Denmark! Goats panting in the heat. Lots of lounging around. Grazing the nice grass, the earlier rains were good for something. Sweet visitors too. A couple of kindergarteners running around in the pen, petting and feeding the goats. Another kid lectured us about goat poop, as I don’t know! “That’s the goat’s butt, that’s where the poop comes out and then it gets turned into fertilizer”. Smart kid!
Later on it got so hot that me and the goat gang retired to the goat bedroom where it was nice and cool. Sat in there for a while. When it was time for me to go home I sat out in the doorway to do some back stretched before leaving. A young couple came over to the fence and said hi. They said they were hoping to see the goats, but maybe they were on vacation? No, I told them, they’re sitting right in there and pointed to the entrance. I told them they could come in and say hi to them if they wanted. So they came in for a quick look. The guy marveled at how big the kids had gotten, he told me he’d seen them when they firsrt arrived a year ago. Yeah, they sure have grown since then. The young couple thanked me and wished me a good day and were on their way. A beautiful day to be out and about.
26/6 2024
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Here is Sky and Bella ‘sharing’ breakfast. Not with Sky’s blessing. I have noticed lately that Bella has gotten more dominating. I used to be able to feed all three goats with two apples, one in each hand. Sky would be eating from one apple, Bella and Luna from the other. I can’t really do that anymore because Bella will chase away Luna, or more often Luna will simply withdraw by herself. Bella is too dominant. So I have to put in some extra effort to make sure Luna gets a good share.
And several times recently we have had this happen in the morning. When Bella finishes her breakfast bowl she’ll go to Sky’s and try to get at it. And Sky is of course not happy about that and some headbutting will ensue. Sky stands her ground, but she can’t really chase away Bella like she used to. Bella will persist, and they’ll end up more or less eating from the same bowl. That would never have happened a couple of months ago.
I wonder if we’re getting close to a point where Bella will overtake Sky and become the strongest and the leader of the herd. Or if they’ll remain more equal. I do feel a little bad for Sky, she’s been through so much. She used to have to run for her life and was always the lowest on the totem pole. At least she’s had a year as undisputed queen. I hope she’ll be able to stand her g ground against Bella.
It’s not like any of them are starving. We recently put a lock on the door to the storage room because wae think people may have been giving them food without permission. They only need a little bit of the grain and goat pill mix. Some say they don’t need that at all, but we’re following the vet’s orders on that. We just don’t want random people giving them extra.
26/6 2024
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Phew, it’s a hot one today. I have my fan going right at me from right next to me, usually I have it blowing against a wall in the other side of the apartment because I get too cold but I need it running to have background noise against the noisy building. But right now i need it to blow me. Oh yeah.
Here’s a picture of me and the goat gang hanging out in the goats’ bedroom where it was cooler than in the blasting sun. I tried so very hard to get a photo with all of us all in the frame. It was hard with Bella up against the right wall and Sky on the left under the hayholder. But hey, Sky still has her head on, I swear! Luna sitting at me feet, I love how she always wants to sit near me.
26/6 2024
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Good goat times today. Another gorgeous day, even hotter than yesterday. Up to 28C/82F. That’s scorching for Denmark! There was a nice breeze and some light cloud cover that made it more bearable. The goats were panting in the heat again. When it’s this hot then around noon they just need to get in the shade and sit and relax. I don’t mind at all Luna gave me a little scare when it was time for me to leave, I went down to the gate and handed out peanuts to distract and then I noticed Luna wasn’t there. So I went back in the pen and up to the goat house. Found her in there, she had just been too tired to get up. Those goats live a hard life! I gave her a peanut and she followed me out for a proper goodbye with the others.
But before that we had had a big day with lots of visitors. More than usual. Seems like there was a big outing for various kindergarten and daycare groups. Lots of people in the pen. Excited kid petting and feeding the goats. There was a little boy in a wheelchair. It was a fancy driving one. He came into the pen with the others and he really wanted to pet the goats. I think he had some muscular issues, not just walking, he was swaying his arms around kind of uncontrollably. Not sure the exact nature of his condition, but he drove the wheelchair into the pen and over grass and dirt just fine. But not surprisingly the goats were a little scared of the wheelchair. They didn’t run away in a panic, but they did back off with a “don’t come near us with that thing” look. I got a peanut out and lured Bella over to the wheelchair and hid it a bit from her so the had to dig in my hand to get at it. And while she did that the boy managed to touch her a little, he couldn’t really pet her, because of his lack of control of his arms too it seemed, but he got to touch a goat and his adult minders thank me. That was sweet. There was another kid in a stroller, they were watching the goats and the front end of the stroller was kind of up in the air and the wheel kept spinning and Bella and Luna were staring at it like it was hypnotizing them. They didn’t seem scared by that one, but of course it wasn’t a mechanical thing moving around unpredictably. Just that spinning wheel.. spinning.. spinning..
But yeah lots of people having a good time in the goat pen, very nice.
When I got home I took advantage of the heat to get an hour in on the bike. Phew. I am beat now. Tired like a goat at noon on a sunny day.
27/6 2024
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little miss bluesky Luna.
27/6 2024
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Can’t wait to wake up tomorrow and see the results of the great debate. Weekend at Bert vs Ernie’s. It really is staggering to see two sides fight over which candidate can almost string together a coherent sentence, and whether they’re on drugs or Mickey Ds to accomplish it.
Well, you know where I stand. And we all know nothing that happens in the debate will make a diference, but maybe the memes and rageposts will make up for it.
With these two old geezers and the whole lifetime scotus thing, I ccan’t help but wonder if the movie Logan’s Run didn’t have a good idea. Okay, 21 may be a little young. But how about politicians get expired at let’s say 50. Let young people govern the world they’re going to live in. Old people running it doesn’t seem to have worked out super great for us.
But what do I know, I’m just a simple Hyper-Chicken from a backwoods asteroid. BAWK. Sorry, I thought you was corn.
Please stay tuned, we cut to sequel.
🎶 Shits so thick you can stir it with a stick, free Teflon whitewashed Presidency, We’re sick of being jerked around, wear that on your sleeve 🎵
27/6 2024
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Good morning good morning everybody good morning
28/6 2024
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goatlog
28/6 2024
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Double butt shot for the devoted fans.
28/6 2024
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The real debate was the friends we made all along.
28/6 2024
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It really is startling how prophetic the show about space bugs infesting politicians was. The most realistic show about politics ever. i’m still bummed they cancelled it. At least Jonathan Coulton’s music is always in the air.
28/6 2024
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Luna is practicing the old “sneak up on the treatbag and maul him to death” routine.
29/6 2024
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Got an hour twenty on the bike today. Good sweaty fun. Tonight is the big ball event. Denmark versus Germany in the European Championboatships 1/8th final. Germany huge favourites, i am not expecting anything, But you never know. Stranger balls have happened. Don’t mention 1992, I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it.
29/6 2024
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Welp. Denmark-Germany paused because there’s a thunderstorm over the stadium. Dark clouds indeed, Germany has been way better. But still 0-0. Hopefully the game can get going again. Ligtning and balls don’t mix.
29/6 2024
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Balls.
That was the end of the road for Denmark in the European ball tournament. Germany wins 2-0, deservedly so.
But man, it’s a bummer. After the big storm break, we started the second half by going ahead 1-0, we thought. Then VAR took away the goal. The video check. And then literally two minutes later VAR called a penalty for Germany that no one had seen. And from there it was pretty much over, we could have lost bigger. Germany just much better. Denmark is a tiny country, and it shows. When our key players aren’t performing then we can’t compete with the best. It’s been quite a while since we performed really well. I wouldn’t mind if we took the chance to get a new head coach.
But anyhoo, now you all can breathe a sigh of relief, no more ball posts from me! Good luck to Germany, the hosts. I’m going to root for Austria though, since their goalkeeper plays for the team I support in Denmark.
Now I need to get to bed soon, this took a lot longer than expected. Alas, Thor could not save us.
29/6 2024
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goatlog
30/6 2024
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Feeling the depression today. Just Sunday blues I guess, I just want to be with the goats. Our little mini heatwave is winding down, the forecast next week is sadly grey. I just want sun and goats and soup and exercise. Can’t believe tomorrow is July already, seems like the months are flying by, like a gif of pages being torn off an oldtimey calendar. Timey wimey whiney.
30/6 2024
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Think goat thoughts, with Bella.
30/6 2024
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Well, my Facebook account got locked again.
This time I didn’t actually have to do anything to unlock it. I just had to click through. I guess because they have my ID from last time. It asked me to renew recent posts, and change my password. Recent posts and comments are all my own. I don’t know why fb thinks my account might have been compromised. I think maybe it’s because I switch into the goat page for doing admin stuff. Sometimes I get logged out after doing that. But I don’t know what to do about that, I have to switch into the page to post on it. They made the system that forces you to switch between your page account and your own personal account, you’d think they could recognise that’s what happening, it’s not someone else signing into your account.
Whatever. i’m worried some day I’ll lose access for good. But for now I guess I’m fine.
30/6 2024
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That’s all for now